FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

OK, so I've blatantly stole this.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fairly sure you can't steal this thread - it's public domain.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We will play but can’t play postie as we are on strike again

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Totally joining in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games

Sorry, been done to death

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

I should have said... Happy to be postie too

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm in and will play postie until 7.30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not ! Let's play.....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m happy to play postie. It is better to give than to receive after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah alright I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games

Sorry, been done to death "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In. Ask your Auntie Wendi if you need her to play Cilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds fun. I'm in

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in.. fancy that.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in, more in hope than expectation

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Can you tell himandher2022500 that it's not too late to go on that glamping weekend they've always dreamed of going on.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play. Send me your smut

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games

Sorry, been done to death "

Would have been easier to scroll on by but, thanks for the input

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

These can be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell himandher2022500 that it's not too late to go on that glamping weekend they've always dreamed of going on."

Da fuq ? Hahahah who knows us........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Out, these are not even fun anymore. Same as the Snog, Fuck or Pint games

Sorry, been done to death

Would have been easier to scroll on by but, thanks for the input

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, I think lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Could you tell lemonbuttercream I'd like to cream her butt.. errr.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Would you be so kind as to let Nora know that I love, love, love her new lingerie pics and those gorgeous pins have me all a-quiver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I'll play, don't think I've ever taken part lol x

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Would you be so kind as to let Nora know that I love, love, love her new lingerie pics and those gorgeous pins have me all a-quiver"

Aw thank you x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Thumper OP, I want that body on mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Oooo I’m im and happy to play postie for you sexy people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Please tell bellaseas that looking at her boobs once (ok, more than once)a day is the best use of the internet since Ray Tomlinson sent the first ever email.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

New message for Bellaseas

We would love to play Milton Keynes away...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Go on then, has been a while - I'm in.

Happy to be postie too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but can’t play postie!

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Jessica, I've a lovely couple asking if you'd like to go glamping with them?

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I’m in but can’t play postie! "

Then you're out

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

We're in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she really fancies me she'd call me for FFM

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Can you tell Bellaseas that even though she is in the list of the top fifty pairs of breasts in England, it's not too late to think about getting that free carriage clock when she signs up to the AXA over 40s plan.

Reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in but can’t play postie!

Then you're out

Meanie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Bellaseas that even though she is in the list of the top fifty pairs of breasts in England, it's not too late to think about getting that free carriage clock when she signs up to the AXA over 40s plan.

Reply."

I'm only interested in the free Parker pen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply.

I'm only interested in free Parker's penis. "

Don't we know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're in and happy to be postie

Nell

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

My mate says

Would you be so kind as to let Rickshawed know she might just have the finest nipples on fab and her definitely takes the award for best use of props on photos.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I have 2 both for For Bellaseas

"You have the most incredible body ever you are truly stunning and definitely enjoy seeing your new posts on my hotlist"

and

"Can you tell Bella, that missing her at the weekend, is a frustration , only that mouth can rectify."

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Jessica, I've a lovely couple asking if you'd like to go glamping with them? "

Always!!!

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

My inbox has been scarred

Can you tell lemonbuttercream that even though my bollocks look like Clint Eastwood, I'd like to take her every which way but in her loose anus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora my love listen up!

tell Nora the explorer that a cute couple wants to explore her.....

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

And another!

Can you tell Duchessb that I have the pipe lagging.... brace yourself

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

A message for the distinguished Mr Giggler, just in from a very foxy lady….

“The only time I’ve seen a string vest look sexy”

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Posties bloody busy!

Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for Misty Peaks

Can you tell Misty Peaks that even though their name nearly rhymes with pissy leaks, it's not too late to get that Instant Cash ISA they've always wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posties bloody busy!

Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic"

me gustaria follarte el ano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posties bloody busy!

Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic

me gustaria farty el anus"

You can say that again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Posties bloody busy!

Can you tell F&B that Ricky Machado's waiting, talkin' Hispanic

me gustaria farty el anus

You can say that again."

Jaime le cul sec et les pistaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox has been scarred

Can you tell lemonbuttercream that even though my bollocks look like Clint Eastwood, I'd like to take her every which way but in her loose anus."

Message me and we will set a date. I love Clint Eastwood.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Count me in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Nora my love listen up!

tell Nora the explorer that a cute couple wants to explore her.....

I had a quick look and all the couples on this thread are lovely

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I have a very eloquent message for JessicaGrace:

"Can you tell Jessica she's bang tidy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell MagicFingers that JustPete wanks to his pictures once a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell MagicFingers that JustPete wanks to his pictures once a day "

Twice today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I like this one, I’m in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"My mate says

Would you be so kind as to let Rickshawed know she might just have the finest nipples on fab and her definitely takes the award for best use of props on photos."

Why thank you. And you can just imagine the look of glee on my face when I grated that cucumber afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out, have fun peeps

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for bit

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Popping in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh hello.

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’m game

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"Can you tell MagicFingers that JustPete wanks to his pictures once a day "

Only once??? That's a disappointment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm up for some disappointment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for life affirming moments

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you ask Mrs Rickshawed if she'd like a passenger in the rear?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Could you please tell Jessica Grace that we'd love their weasel in our meatbox? Cheers!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then we'll have a go

Tg x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’ll play. Because I haven’t played this one before.

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Can you tell F&B that I know he has a love for a fiesta, i had a ride in one today and was a little disappointed, hope that’s not a sign of things to come

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Oh this one is always fun I'll play

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"I have a very eloquent message for JessicaGrace:

"Can you tell Jessica she's bang tidy""

HAHAHAH I'll take this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a cutie :

Please tell JustUgly that she’s just perfect.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"Could you please tell Jessica Grace that we'd love their weasel in our meatbox? Cheers!"

Consider it done xo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Can you ask Mrs Rickshawed if she'd like a passenger in the rear?

Does that mean I get to be in the driving seat? Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this. Time to hit up my wingman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell F&B that I know he has a love for a fiesta, i had a ride in one today and was a little disappointed, hope that’s not a sign of things to come"

I strive to be a disappointment so listen to your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was collapsing some Amazon packaging and separating the bubble wrap and wine offers etc into neat recycling piles, I noted this gift receipt that had clearly found its way I to my parcel by accident. It read: “ Please tell Just ugly that she’s hilarious and if she wasn’t straight I’d give her a snog “. I’d give her hilarious face a song too, and I’m straight, so if you fancy a mouth wrestle JAG, I can report back on what it was like …

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I like this. Time to hit up my wingman.

I got oddly optimistic there. I should get out more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please tell Kinky_Inked_Bi

That there is a couple here who can help lighten her load. We can take 1 boob in each hand, while pleasing her with the other hand.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please let Kinky Inked Bi know that there’s a tall, dark, possibly handsome stranger ready to give her that extra hand anytime.X

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

From a lovely lovely couple.

Could you tell F&B that he confuses me. Sometimes I think he’s a gorgeous delight & sometimes I think a 7 year old boy has hacked his account

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go on then. Happy to postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a couple and tall dark stranger, the more hands the merrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a lovely lovely couple.

Could you tell F&B that he confuses me. Sometimes I think he’s a gorgeous delight & sometimes I think a 7 year old boy has hacked his account "

good then it is working.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Happy to play and play the Go-Between, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy everyone.

Form an orderly queue please

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

My mate with fabulous funbags has this for F&B

Can you ask F&B when he’s gonna come take pics of me and share a bath?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My delightful mate says

When I see this girl in a thread, I close my eyes and fantasize about Just U.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate with fabulous funbags has this for F&B

Can you ask F&B when he’s gonna come take pics of me and share a bath?

I don’t have enough petrol due to the strikes in France. So probably next year

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"My delightful mate says

When I see this girl in a thread, I close my eyes and fantasize about Just U.

"
just you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrKint. How's those balls of yours?

Still need some care and attention?

As I have warm hands and a hankering for minstrels….

….My sexy friend wanted to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like this. Time to hit up my wingman.

I got oddly optimistic there. I should get out more."

I get oddly optimistic every time I’m in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then I'm in

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Msg for the lovely Nora

Nora Nora when you gonna let me explore her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MrKint. How's those balls of yours?

Still need some care and attention?

As I have warm hands and a hankering for minstrels….

….My sexy friend wanted to mention

I wish your mate would get a move on and grab em then.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Msg for the lovely Nora

Nora Nora when you gonna let me explore her"

Who are you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I've got a hot new mate who wants me to pass on this message for Kinky Inked Bi

I've been an admirer for a while now. I love seeing your posts pop up on my hotlist, and will lend a helping hand for any time they get too heavy x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can you inform the following gentlemen, I've had a quick scan and I'm thinking a thumper, f&b and ID-1 gangbang is order. I can't handle you all alone so I'm afraid you're gonna have to bend over lads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a hot new mate who wants me to pass on this message for Kinky Inked Bi

I've been an admirer for a while now. I love seeing your posts pop up on my hotlist, and will lend a helping hand for any time they get too heavy x"

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can you inform the following gentlemen, I've had a quick scan and I'm thinking a thumper, f&b and ID-1 gangbang is order. I can't handle you all alone so I'm afraid you're gonna have to bend over lads.

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out "

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Message for Danishgoesinsane from the sweetest loveliest person

I go insane for you always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for Danishgoesinsane from the sweetest loveliest person

I go insane for you always

Awe. I wonder who that could be from

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Message for Danishgoesinsane from the sweetest loveliest person

I go insane for you always

Awe. I wonder who that could be from

Adorable

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

G'wan then. In for a penny

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By *ouplecu2015Couple
over a year ago

Reading

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am here to tell Rickshawed that a highly hazardous and incredibly subtle and incognito rodent wants to steal her books and her husbands CDs after slapping her arse while playing the fiddle. Or something like that.

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By *_Love_CandyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

I'm in, for about half an hour

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

From one of the nicest arses on fab

Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Well I’m just a bit jealous. From a total stunner

To the one and only Thumper,

Please tell this handsome, fit as fuck, beautiful soul that we still need a game, but to have an awesome night tonight

Xxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I am here to tell Rickshawed that a highly hazardous and incredibly subtle and incognito rodent wants to steal her books and her husbands CDs after slapping her arse while playing the fiddle. Or something like that.

I think I'm in danger here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet they dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From one of the nicest arses on fab

Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo."

If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"From one of the nicest arses on fab

Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.

If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me

I think they were flirting

Would you prefer French onion soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From one of the nicest arses on fab

Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.

If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me

I think they were flirting

Would you prefer French onion soup? "

Not if it is from that person

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By *umpybumpyMan
over a year ago

Newport

Definitely in even if a little late

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"From one of the nicest arses on fab

Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.

If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me

I think they were flirting

Would you prefer French onion soup?

Not if it is from that person

How about I make you some

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

"A message for the distinguished Mr Giggler, just in from a very foxy lady….

“The only time I’ve seen a string vest look sexy”

Ooooh im feeling pretty now!

Whoever it is has made my night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From one of the nicest arses on fab

Can you tell F&B that even though his beard is quite beautiful, he better not get tomato soup all over it or he will look like Cujo.

If this is an attempt at humour, please tell that person to stay away from me

I think they were flirting

Would you prefer French onion soup?

Not if it is from that person

How about I make you some

Why not but I am allergic to onion

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By *_Love_CandyWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Lemonbuttercream - definitely worth checking out!

Please tell Lemonbuttercream that her fabulous arse is just as magnificent as her cheeky wee smile.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "

First round is on you then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, so I've blatantly stole this.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Hiw Very Dare You!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you please please tell Agent Coulson to pick me up on the way. I need a drink too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "

I’m coming with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "

This seats taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks op. Always good fun.

I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message to agent Coulson a certain admirer would like to tell you

Agent Coulson that mine’s a pint of Best. Cheers.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"could you please please tell Agent Coulson to pick me up on the way. I need a drink too"
you lot left me in my room in the hotel last night and sodded off to the bar to get pissed on ugly's card

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could you please please tell Agent Coulson to pick me up on the way. I need a drink too you lot left me in my room in the hotel last night and sodded off to the bar to get pissed on ugly's card"

I am just the messenger but you are totally right. We have been ignoring you since you said ´in’ but now the guilt is firing up and we all want to look like we care

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"We have been ignoring you since you said ´in’ but now the guilt is firing up and we all want to look like we care "

You weren’t supposed to tell him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemonbuttercream - definitely worth checking out!

Please tell Lemonbuttercream that her fabulous arse is just as magnificent as her cheeky wee smile.

Aweee thank you ^ . ^ it ain't much but it's honest work!!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"We have been ignoring you since you said ´in’ but now the guilt is firing up and we all want to look like we care

You weren’t supposed to tell him."
too late, talk to the hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message to agent Coulson a certain admirer would like to tell you

Agent Coulson that mine’s a pint of Best. Cheers. "

Mines a morreti please

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

One in for dangermouse

I know a song about a mouse on a stair. What would it take to persuade him to come to my bed instead?

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Out "

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By *humper. OP Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Well I’m just a bit jealous. From a total stunner

To the one and only Thumper,

Please tell this handsome, fit as fuck, beautiful soul that we still need a game, but to have an awesome night tonight

Xxx"

Oooooh!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I'm always late with these...but I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One in for dangermouse

I know a song about a mouse on a stair. What would it take to persuade him to come to my bed instead?"

Directions, and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub "

I'll join you, mines a pint please

Tg x

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"As nobody fancies me, I'm taking my bat and ball and fucking off to the pub

I'll join you, mines a pint please

Tg x"

I’ll buy you both a pint Saturday

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I haven't even been in the thread but yeah, pub sounds good.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.

K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.

K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say

LvM"

She's filthy. I'll happily sit on her face though. I would enjoy feeling her magic.

I hope you'll sit in the corner watching but you must behave.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Late but in

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in... you never know!!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.

K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say

LvM

She's filthy. I'll happily sit on her face though. I would enjoy feeling her magic.

I hope you'll sit in the corner watching but you must behave.

Somehow I think K would thoroughly enjoy tying me to a chair in that situation

LvM

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"LemonButtercream - My mate says you're fucking hot and they'd like to take you out for coffee then back home so you can ride their face.

K. It's K... probably, I'm at work but it feels like something she'd say

LvM

She's filthy. I'll happily sit on her face though. I would enjoy feeling her magic.

I hope you'll sit in the corner watching but you must behave.

Somehow I think K would thoroughly enjoy tying me to a chair in that situation

LvM"

Without any hesitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn this cock profile to heck

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're off down the pub too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Nora that even though I know her heart and anus truly lie with F&B, it's not too late to show her buttocks in Rumblelows window after she lost that bet in 1988.

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

I'm in

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Always late but we’re in.!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Always late but we’re in.!

I fancy you.

Oops.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Always late but we’re in.!

I fancy you.

Oops.

Oh we would come to your Nan’s spare room and ruin you…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always late but we’re in.!

I fancy you.

Oops.

So do I...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Always late but we’re in.!

I fancy you.

Oops.

Oh we would come to your Nan’s spare room and ruin you…

She’s out at the bingo at half 12.

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By *amboozledByPaperClipsMan
over a year ago

hull

Im in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you tell Nora that even though I know her heart and anus truly lie with F&B, it's not too late to show her buttocks in Rumblelows window after she lost that bet in 1988."

wtf. This has to be Rex

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