FabSwingers.com forum: FORUM INSURANCE

By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

FORUM INSURANCE

Have you ever inadvertently posted an opinion in a thread before seeing the opinion of hot people and the clique (see secret post for subscription details for clique) and then regretted looking like a noob?

Have you ever been tricked by a female sounding name of an OP and posted in support of them, before realising that it was in fact a male and you should be condemning them?

Have you been in the tricky position of accidentality replying to a guy in a thread, instead of just the females?

Have you had the mortifying situation of being the last poster on a reply if you think the person above is hot and STILL being the last poster when you wake up the next day?

Have you started a 176 comment thread of doom that fills up within 5 minutes and results in temp bans and arguments aplenty?

If so, then you need FORUM INSURANCE to protect your life, reputation and to ensure that everyone doesn't block you on grounds of taste, decency and crimes against leopard print.

For a very reasonable premium, paid in Jelly Babies, you too can enjoy the security that comes with FORUM INSURANCE.

How it works for those who are fully up to date and haven't been deemed to invalidate their cover, is that I travel back through time, clout you around the back of the head with a whoopee cushion (inflated) and tell you not to post your reputation destroying topic before you commit this disastrous faux pas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do members of the clique get this for free?

I have three years' no clique bonus if that helps.

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

How much is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Do members of the clique get this for free?

I have three years' no clique bonus if that helps."

It comes in a bundle with Platinum membership of Fab

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"How much is it

4 Jelly Babies or Blackjack equivalent.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Do I get a no claims discount?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it cover BBW squirting posts?

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"How much is it

4 Jelly Babies or Blackjack equivalent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I get a free Parker pen? I’ve always wanted one of those.

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does it cover BBW squirting posts?"

Only the first, there is a surcharge per repeat post on the same scale as those repeatedly asking for profile advice and never acting upon the previous advice. See also the guidelines for covert look at me threads

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Do I get a no claims discount?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it cover BBW squirting posts?

Ooh that's good.

What about vegan cyclists?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Do I get a free Parker pen? I’ve always wanted one of those."

No, but there is a complimentary funeral care plan that includes a coffin shaped like a Parker Pen.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"How much is it

4 Jelly Babies or Blackjack equivalent.

Bargain sign me up!

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does it cover BBW squirting posts?

Ooh that's good.

What about vegan cyclists?"

Only if they tell everyone their Strava times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in! But only for the whoopie cushion part, but can you do it on my derriere and make it sting please

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Amazing! This is a brilliant blast from the past!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"How much is it

4 Jelly Babies or Blackjack equivalent.

The same as it was about 10 years ago then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fully paid member...not of the clique, just generally and mainly because of the shite I spout on a daily basis

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Oh Tina

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"How much is it

4 Jelly Babies or Blackjack equivalent.

The same as it was about 10 years ago then

The only inflation I believe in is when it comes to boobies

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over a year ago

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

Will it cover me for practically every thread I make a comment in?

Actually not so much cover for me but rather protection for the thread and it’s seemingly inevitable imminent demise ?

Ooops! I have probably put the kaibosh on this thread now !

Sorry

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I'm in! But only for the whoopie cushion part, but can you do it on my derriere and make it sting please

I shall take a run up, or get a Vegan Cyclist to do it at full speed

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Will it cover me for practically every thread I make a comment in?

Actually not so much cover for me but rather protection for the thread and it’s seemingly inevitable imminent demise ?

Ooops! I have probably put the kaibosh on this thread now !

Sorry "

You get a 12.5% discount on premiums for hotness - just don't tell the hoi polloi

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Does the insurance have an assurance of misinterpreted stupidity perspective?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does the insurance have an assurance of misinterpreted stupidity perspective?"

Reviewed on a case by case basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not going to purchase this in the hope that I’m less safe and will therefore be ded soon.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"FORUM INSURANCE

Have you ever been tricked by a female sounding name of an OP and posted in support of them, before realising that it was in fact a male and you should be condemning them?

Have you been in the tricky position of accidentality replying to a guy in a thread, instead of just the females?

Have you had the mortifying situation of being the last poster on a reply if you think the person above is hot and STILL being the last poster when you wake up the next day?

Have you started a 176 comment thread of doom that fills up within 5 minutes and results in temp bans and arguments aplenty?

If so, then you need FORUM INSURANCE to protect your life, reputation and to ensure that everyone doesn't block you on grounds of taste, decency and crimes against leopard print.

For a very reasonable premium, paid in Jelly Babies, you too can enjoy the security that comes with FORUM INSURANCE.

"
no

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Does it come with 10 ‘no, we aren’t interested as you just have dick pics’ messages to be automatically sent to the next 10 single guys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I get a free Parker pen? I’ve always wanted one of those.

No, but there is a complimentary funeral care plan that includes a coffin shaped like a Parker Pen.

I wouldn’t fit

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does it come with 10 ‘no, we aren’t interested as you just have dick pics’ messages to be automatically sent to the next 10 single guys?

It not only includes this, but it also sends them a complimentary look at what you could have won pic of a tastefully arranged bum hole of indeterminate gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its good to forge your own way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its good to forge your own way "

^Direct line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need protection

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is there a sanity clause?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Is there a sanity clause?

No, just being here invalidates that as a concept

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If I pay for platinum membership (I'll give you my last rolo), what could you do for my reputation?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"If I pay for platinum membership (I'll give you my last rolo), what could you do for my reputation?

We can polish it like a bishop's mitre, until glitter comes out of it

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By *aleunicorn500Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can I clique and collect?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Does it cover carpet burns and cock snaps?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Is there a sanity clause?

No, just being here invalidates that as a concept

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who puts the presents out then?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has my Forum Insurance lapsed, OP? I thought I'd purchased lifetime auto-renewal?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Has my Forum Insurance lapsed, OP? I thought I'd purchased lifetime auto-renewal?

Your cover is still good. You paid in full with a Wispa bar at that party in Brum

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Can I clique and collect? "

Only with Platinum membership

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Does it cover carpet burns and cock snaps?"

Only if occasioned during posting on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha.

I do all of that.

but I’m happy to brows the forums with out insurance, I’d even park on the double yellow lines if it had any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't need protection "

That’s what I always say

ha ha

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pretty sure I took some out in 2009 but probably have missed a few premium payments.

Oops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pay in Runny Babies ? And pay 1 every 3 months ?

I didn’t read the whole thing but may just as well .

Isn’t it . Can I have a question .

When u have this insurance yeah , but u only do bare sex , is it considered safe sex ?

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

" Can I pay in Runny Babies ? And pay 1 every 3 months ?

I didn’t read the whole thing but may just as well .

Isn’t it . Can I have a question .

When u have this insurance yeah , but u only do bare sex , is it considered safe sex ? "

Runny Babies aren't considered legal tender for the purposes of FORUM INSURANCE.

It's only safe sex if you do a sensible post about it on the forum

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

having been round the scene for getting close to two decades, you soon realise that the forum clique are pretty much self appointed by forming a little gang to back each other up, usually consists of several fairly new members and a couple of old guard, will be completely different in about 6-12 months and their opinion is no more important than mine or anyone else here....plus there is a long held swing forum tradition of 'post and be dammed'- as on the whole, your postings will be the equivalent of the tabloids and will be lining the bottom of fab's budgie cage in a couple of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t need it as my dynamic all ready covers me for everything

Basically the only person that loose is them not me

That’s the fun thing about going both ways you hold all the cards

And ones thay on my no list there is no comeing off it

Funny when you click that they just completely ruined they chances no matter what they say or do

That’s they loose

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"having been round the scene for getting close to two decades, you soon realise that the forum clique are pretty much self appointed by forming a little gang to back each other up, usually consists of several fairly new members and a couple of old guard, will be completely different in about 6-12 months and their opinion is no more important than mine or anyone else here....plus there is a long held swing forum tradition of 'post and be dammed'- as on the whole, your postings will be the equivalent of the tabloids and will be lining the bottom of fab's budgie cage in a couple of days

Or cat litter tray.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

" Can I pay in Runny Babies ? And pay 1 every 3 months ?

I didn’t read the whole thing but may just as well .

Isn’t it . Can I have a question .

When u have this insurance yeah , but u only do bare sex , is it considered safe sex ?

Runny Babies aren't considered legal tender for the purposes of FORUM INSURANCE.

It's only safe sex if you do a sensible post about it on the forum

I have a runny mother ..is she legal tender?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Please tell me I won't be bothered by irritating Meerkats with inexplicably eastern European accents!

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Please tell me I won't be bothered by irritating Meerkats with inexplicably eastern European accents! "

There's no escape from that

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's only safe sex if you do a sensible post about it on the forum

I have a runny mother ..is she legal tender?

On Mondays only

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