FabSwingers.com forum: Usernames

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I got more meets when I was theclungemaster2000

Yes they can put me off

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

If you have any suggestions Nora let me know as I want to change mine I keep getting called Justin

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Yes... Anyone calling themselves "Dom"

Anything that's a bit crude really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ClungeDominator69 sounded like such a nice chap, but...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Definitely. Me and the mrs do laugh at the cringeworthy ones, that look like they asked a 10 year old for ideas.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling mines a bit shite now!!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

If you have any suggestions Nora let me know as I want to change mine I keep getting called Justin"

You may have come to the right place then

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm feeling mines a bit shite now!!"

Yeah. How about fannybasher69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mines a bit shite now!!

Yeah. How about fannybasher69"

Not a reputation to back it up tho

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm feeling mines a bit shite now!!

Yeah. How about fannybasher69

Not a reputation to back it up tho

wannabefannybasher69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here. "

That one made me laugh too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Yes some do put me off.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

That one made me laugh too

Just seen Johnny Depth

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

It's weird when people names remind you of kids programs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

That one made me laugh too

Just seen Johnny Depth

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Dont really meet but once tits and pussy are sent to my inbox you could call yourself Dave and I'd still be happy

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

It's weird when people names remind you of kids programs

Bloody weirdos. Who’d do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ClungeDominator69 sounded like such a nice chap, but..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling mines a bit shite now!!

Yeah. How about fannybasher69

Not a reputation to back it up tho

wannabefannybasher69"

I was thinking about having a bit of Oppenheimer theme "Destroyerofwolds" but probably too high brow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here. "

I think that was one of my old usernames.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I gave myself an upgrade..it was Tina titzs suggestion

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

I think that was one of my old usernames.

Was it!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I gave myself an upgrade..it was Tina titzs suggestion

I noticed this the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes especially the 20 something daddydom

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I gave myself an upgrade..it was Tina titzs suggestion

I noticed this the other day

It can be very tricky to gauge how to talk to some people, you read their bio and they say they hate people who are crass and only use filthy talk - then their profile name is "filthycumslut69" or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

I think that was one of my old usernames.

Was it!"

I have used it in the past yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not particularly but can see how they might. I like funny and clever ones too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if someone has Username as there Username ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, rarely do I see one that puts me off messaging as the ladies seem pretty, restrained.

Others however might put me off my lunch.

I'm a bit annoyed with myself though, blue eyes is pretty ubiquitous here for a username.

I think I'll try experienced professional elite dom alpha hung lick-a-tronic the 3rd to really drum up the right interest.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I wonder if someone has Username as there Username ???"

I think I’ve seen someone called “usernametaken”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, rarely do I see one that puts me off messaging as the ladies seem pretty, restrained.

Others however might put me off my lunch.

I'm a bit annoyed with myself though, blue eyes is pretty ubiquitous here for a username.

I think I'll try experienced professional elite dom alpha hung lick-a-tronic the 3rd to really drum up the right interest. "

Rolls right off the tongue like a bukkake party favourite

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

Anything with 420 on the name!

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here. "

That's what I call my van! Or,wee jizzy to his friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I gave myself an upgrade..it was Tina titzs suggestion

I noticed this the other day

Anyone who has a nasty name or one that screams 'I'm here because I hate women but need a hole to fuck' is a massive swerve and block for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beataroundthebush isn't popular...go figure really

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

That's what I call my van! Or,wee jizzy to his friends. "

Is it you who has the camper van ?

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Some usernames definitely put us off. We like funny ones!

D x

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Some usernames definitely put us off. We like funny ones!

D x"

Yours is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw

Capital letters are your friend if you want to have no spaces

Some read like they are just random letters strung together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, rarely do I see one that puts me off messaging as the ladies seem pretty, restrained.

Others however might put me off my lunch.

I'm a bit annoyed with myself though, blue eyes is pretty ubiquitous here for a username.

I think I'll try experienced professional elite dom alpha hung lick-a-tronic the 3rd to really drum up the right interest.

Rolls right off the tongue like a bukkake party favourite "

Oh good shout, maybe throw in monster load custard dropper too.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

A womb without a view

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Some usernames definitely put us off. We like funny ones!

D x

Yours is good

Was just thinking the same of yours lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PussyDestroyer2000 lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A quick browse on the forums shows that 'UNLOS' is a firm favourite amongst users.

Some make us chuckle. Many make us cringe.

Some just confuse us when there's a reference that doesn't seem to fit the profile, such as references to hung, VWE or size accompanied by photos depicting unimpressively sized tackle. Or the word 'young' or 'lad' used by guys in their mid 30's or 40's.

And anything with 'genuine' in is a definite prompt to skip.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Mine is my quirky name for my cock, lol.

I like Steve and his magic pickle, that always makes me chuckle

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A quick browse on the forums shows that 'UNLOS' is a firm favourite amongst users.

Some make us chuckle. Many make us cringe.

And anything with 'genuine' in is a definite prompt to skip.

Yeah I’m not a fan of genuine. Even in profile text

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

If I'm getting "Jay from Inbetweeners" vibes from your username it's probably not going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get people addressing me as Tobias. Seems Arrested Development isn't as popular as I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get people addressing me as Tobias. Seems Arrested Development isn't as popular as I thought.

There are dozens of us, literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep they can put me off! Anything with BBC in the username is an instant turn off or anything overly explicit!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"If I'm getting "Jay from Inbetweeners" vibes from your username it's probably not going to happen"

Conpleted it mate...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's the level of expectation associated with them though.

I'm not a biter but realitynibbles doesn't have the same ring to it

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

There are some terrible names out there. What's ironic over the years I've met some lovely genuine people on the club scene. Then that question comes up,

"are you on Fab?"

"Why yes, Frontier Psychiatrist (or Misfits Behaving Badly out as a couple). Whats your profile name?"

"Oh it Spunk Bucket and The Anal Destroyer"

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's the level of expectation associated with them though.

I'm not a biter but realitynibbles doesn't have the same ring to it

I quite like the word nibble

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By *ittle Miss PuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Your fantasies

Anything with "bull" in the name puts me right off. Or names referencing popular culture from forty years ago. It's just sad.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Yes some definitely put me off

Any with 50 shades references or things like daddy ,back door smasher etc .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got more meets when I was theclungemaster2000

Yes they can put me off "

I shared this post with T. She said "oh, that guy's funny. Where does he live?"

I told her the clue is in the username.

Some usernames are helpful like that.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I miss having Groot, someone else has it now

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm really not a fan of vulgarity so yes, they definitely put me off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cervix smasher

Wizards Sleeve

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Bit much when pussysmasher12 is the first of the pussysmasher dynasty available

I’ve previously been HughGRection - the original one abt 15 years ago and was also Kanyasukmakokov - when iwas feeling a bit adventurous ( possibly d*unk) and this one is thanks to Candyfloss after i lacked inspiration xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I wonder if there's a 'Princess Lay-Her' on here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get drawn to funny usernames, but around these parts, women don't really have any sort of humour. I try to avoid derogatory usernames, like CumSlut or FuckMyArse etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are some terrible names out there. What's ironic over the years I've met some lovely genuine people on the club scene. Then that question comes up,

"are you on Fab?"

"Why yes, Frontier Psychiatrist (or Misfits Behaving Badly out as a couple). Whats your profile name?"

"Oh it Spunk Bucket and The Anal Destroyer"

That boy needs therapy..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I wonder if there's a 'Princess Lay-Her' on here??

I looked, I did not find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty bored with mine, but it was all I had when I joined and I'm considering a change.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wonder if there's a 'Princess Lay-Her' on here??

I looked, I did not find "

'Slaive Lay-her' would be another one, especially if she has the outfit too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

There's someone on here called something like "UnimaginativeUsername"

That's the kind of contempt for usernames that we can all appreciate :D

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I am no longer JustIan

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By *ickleOurFancyCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Yes!

Definitely can be off putting enough for us to not reply.

The worst one that comes to mind is 'stinky&stumpy'

I mean, are you seriously hoping to attract someone with a name like that?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I am no longer JustIan"

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

There's someone on here called something like "UnimaginativeUsername"

That's the kind of contempt for usernames that we can all appreciate :D"

Are you in disguise?

Posting your face was a rookie error if so

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time "

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Bit much when pussysmasher12 is the first of the pussysmasher dynasty available

Yours is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of changing mine but then what would I do with the branded condoms and merch I have for my fab followers.... it's a real worry

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'm thinking of changing mine but then what would I do with the branded condoms and merch I have for my fab followers.... it's a real worry"

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I wonder if there's a 'Princess Lay-Her' on here??

Wow, genius

Or Jabba the Slut!!!!!

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Yes!

Definitely can be off putting enough for us to not reply.

The worst one that comes to mind is 'stinky&stumpy'

I mean, are you seriously hoping to attract someone with a name like that? "

LOL

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It doesn't compare to Kenobi

Also I didn't say if it was a gentoo a rock hopper or an emperor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It's gotta be fairly well insulated as well hasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

Fab-education

Certificates at year end after the multiple choice quiz

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It doesn't compare to Kenobi

Also I didn't say if it was a gentoo a rock hopper or an emperor "

By the looks of it they seem to all work from the cloacas… I’m closing that window now….

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I got more meets when I was theclungemaster2000

Yes they can put me off

I shared this post with T. She said "oh, that guy's funny. Where does he live?"

I told her the clue is in the username.

Some usernames are helpful like that.

Or my first name could actually be Devon

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It's gotta be fairly well insulated as well hasn't it?"

I'm gonna crochet a willy warmer

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It's gotta be fairly well insulated as well hasn't it?"

penguins don't have external genitalia and instead possess an opening called a cloaca. They mate by pressing these organs together in what is known as a "cloacal kiss," in which the sperm is transferred to the female.

Aww isn’t that cute

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Yes, to some extent. In particular the garishly crass ones: "Miss Semen Swallower" et al.

If you're going to be unimaginative with your username name I'll presume you're going to be equally unimaginative between the sheets.

P.S. apologies to anyone with "semen swallower" in their name. Those were just knee-jerk randomly applied words.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It doesn't compare to Kenobi

Also I didn't say if it was a gentoo a rock hopper or an emperor "

You remind me a bit of Alan Rickman… Sheriff Of Cockingham!!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I am no longer JustIan

This new name sounds hazardous, you’d be tripping over your penguin penis all the time

It's tucked and relative to the penguin

Well I never thought I’d be googling the anatomy of a penguin but here we are

It's gotta be fairly well insulated as well hasn't it?

Aww isn’t that cute

Well I never

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By *astyfella999Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Mine is. Tastyfella 999

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mine is. Tastyfella 999"

It’s a good job you told us

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Mine is. Tastyfella 999"

•

Clearly the previous 998 were unpalatable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just this minute change mine to better reflect my abilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir_cumsized would probably work for someone

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"I’ve just this minute change mine to better reflect my abilities."

His name is "Moreen". An alternative spelling to "Maureen".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got more meets when I was theclungemaster2000

Yes they can put me off

I shared this post with T. She said "oh, that guy's funny. Where does he live?"

I told her the clue is in the username.

Some usernames are helpful like that.

Or my first name could actually be Devon

You helpful fellow; Devon from Devon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have seen a few that have put us off but each to their own

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

As I sit here watching The Big Bang Theory it got me thinking.

How about "Wealthy big penis"?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Carol Vordermum always makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any relating to sex put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any relating to sex put me off. "

Bag_for_life it is then

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Any relating to sex put me off. "

Roger the todger was an instant block then?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Some are a bit naff.

Any that include the word dom or alpha usually suggest they aren't.

I'm also not keen on things that emphasise someone's job if they think that'll attract people, like Squaddie69 or Firefighter69.

And anyone who has a posh car and calls themself Porsche Driver 69 with loads of pics of them leaning against the car is a bit naff, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i get put off by girls with boys names

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"Some are a bit naff.

Any that include the word dom or alpha usually suggest they aren't.

I'm also not keen on things that emphasise someone's job if they think that'll attract people, like Squaddie69 or Firefighter69.

And anyone who has a posh car and calls themself Porsche Driver 69 with loads of pics of them leaning against the car is a bit naff, too.

People waving their "profession" in your face always set off my bullshit radar.

"Oh, you're a surgeon, Bill? Well I hope your operating theatre isn't full of mouldy grout and skiddy boxers, like the ones behind you in all your photos."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely some definitely do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dear friend recommended me my profile name this morning. Duento being too manyb"nawty minx" variations i took his advice!!!!

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Some referencing ‘genitalia or cum’ can be abit off putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are a bit naff.

Any that include the word dom or alpha usually suggest they aren't.

I'm also not keen on things that emphasise someone's job if they think that'll attract people, like Squaddie69 or Firefighter69.

And anyone who has a posh car and calls themself Porsche Driver 69 with loads of pics of them leaning against the car is a bit naff, too.

People waving their "profession" in your face always set off my bullshit radar.

"Oh, you're a surgeon, Bill? Well I hope your operating theatre isn't full of mouldy grout and skiddy boxers, like the ones behind you in all your photos.""

The number of medical ones massaging me from their work for 'naughty fun on my break'.... go eat or have a doze or whatever overworked people do, it's not GreysAnatomy!!! Eyes down and focus on the sick folk please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)"

Are you ok?

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By *amelhunterMan
over a year ago

newcastle

yeah, mine. seened amusing at the time. but not paying to change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah, mine. seened amusing at the time. but not paying to change it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some are a bit naff.

Any that include the word dom or alpha usually suggest they aren't.

I'm also not keen on things that emphasise someone's job if they think that'll attract people, like Squaddie69 or Firefighter69.

And anyone who has a posh car and calls themself Porsche Driver 69 with loads of pics of them leaning against the car is a bit naff, too.

Joey out of friends

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)"

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

. "

I did once think it might be Harold Bishop from neighbours, that was funny for a short while.

Oops better not mention “short”

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

We like the funny ones. Some people are very witty, or maken good use of porn titles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

. "

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Is there a duckfacedprettypuss ?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have "

Not if that’s not what people are looking for. I’m certainly not and from the threads I’ve seen I would say most of the women on the forums are with me on that.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Is there a duckfacedprettypuss ? "

. That’s brill!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have

Not if that’s not what people are looking for. I’m certainly not and from the threads I’ve seen I would say most of the women on the forums are with me on that. "

You’re right, it’s really difficult being hung on fab….

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I don't really get put off by usernames. There are some that make think, why didn't I think of that?

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man
over a year ago

exeter

I don’t get put off by any bit I sure do get interested by some , mine is just what im about !

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have

Not if that’s not what people are looking for. I’m certainly not and from the threads I’ve seen I would say most of the women on the forums are with me on that.

You’re right, it’s really difficult being hung on fab….

You made me look!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have

Not if that’s not what people are looking for. I’m certainly not and from the threads I’ve seen I would say most of the women on the forums are with me on that.

You’re right, it’s really difficult being hung on fab….

You made me look!"

I’m not even sure if my peens visible just now

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have

Not if that’s not what people are looking for. I’m certainly not and from the threads I’ve seen I would say most of the women on the forums are with me on that.

You’re right, it’s really difficult being hung on fab….

You made me look!

I’m not even sure if my peens visible just now

It is. I had to scroll though

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I'm sure Big Harold is anything but off-putting;)

Hardly a funny or weird username. Wonder why you mentioned him

To be fair, you asked if they can be off-putting, which it wouldn't be in cases where it can allow you to advertise what you have

Not if that’s not what people are looking for. I’m certainly not and from the threads I’ve seen I would say most of the women on the forums are with me on that.

You’re right, it’s really difficult being hung on fab….

You made me look!

I’m not even sure if my peens visible just now

It is. I had to scroll though "

Oh so it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to look at some twice just to Mack sure you’re seeing it correctly. Some are funny and some are just terrible. Mine was chosen for the stupid immaturity of it. We all have that wee naughty immature corner of our miss that we seldom let out unless in good company ??

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By *agatoXXXMan
over a year ago

Mordor

"Mine is. Tastyfella 999

•

Clearly the previous 998 were unpalatable.

Maybe he works in the police canteen?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You have to look at some twice just to Mack sure you’re seeing it correctly. Some are funny and some are just terrible. Mine was chosen for the stupid immaturity of it. We all have that wee naughty immature corner of our miss that we seldom let out unless in good company ??"

Not me. I’m never immature or childish. Ever

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By *arleycplCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

THey can for me, (Marie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is. Tastyfella 999

•

Clearly the previous 998 were unpalatable.

Maybe he works in the police canteen?"

Where they eat truncheon meat sandwiches?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Yes, they do. I don’t like the crude names and if it’s anything to do with being a heavy cummer then I will probably block right after I’ve cringed

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Yes... Anyone calling themselves "Dom"

Anything that's a bit crude really "

Lmao! well I guess that is why he gets no attention then.

Yes! I don’t like suggestive names, all for humour here . Want someone to make me smile .

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Anything with ‘pussy’ in can be a bit off putting but if everything else is good I can look past it.

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

Mine is incredibly boring but easy to remember.

Crude ones put me off, I do like a funny one.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As a cultured linguist, I would very much like to make the acquaintance of any lady called, BrazenHussy

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"As a cultured linguist, I would very much like to make the acquaintance of any lady called, BrazenHussy

*off to change name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine is incredibly boring but easy to remember.

Crude ones put me off, I do like a funny one."

Does that make you a caprihorn

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"As a cultured linguist, I would very much like to make the acquaintance of any lady called, BrazenHussy

*off to change name "

JezebelHarlot sounds rather scrumptious to

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"As a cultured linguist, I would very much like to make the acquaintance of any lady called, BrazenHussy

*off to change name

JezebelHarlot sounds rather scrumptious to

I’ll be anyone you want me to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FandangoFlutters777

Has a ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HelleHathNoFury

Bit much, put the newbies off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Foolhardly and CurveYourEnthusiasm.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

My next one might be ClungeblastingFirefightingporschdriver69 with my profile pic Of me balls deep in a random woman over my porsche - let the clunge waterfall begin …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think imyouiflifehadbeendifferent would be a good username.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like Foolhardly and CurveYourEnthusiasm.

I think you're the only one! I'd love something normal like yours but my mind fails me coming up with anything

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Mine's just a play on words, but I have seen both some extremely amusing ones as well as some explicit ones over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's just a play on words, but I have seen both some extremely amusing ones as well as some explicit ones over the years

Until you explained yours to me, I didn't get it. It's very clever and I am very slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

That one made me laugh too

Just seen Johnny Depth

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's just a play on words, but I have seen both some extremely amusing ones as well as some explicit ones over the years

Until you explained yours to me, I didn't get it. It's very clever and I am very slow

Ace Winger...A Swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My next one might be ClungeblastingFirefightingporschdriver69 with my profile pic Of me balls deep in a random woman over my porsche - let the clunge waterfall begin …

TodgerMoore is brilliant to be fair!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mine's just a play on words, but I have seen both some extremely amusing ones as well as some explicit ones over the years

Until you explained yours to me, I didn't get it. It's very clever and I am very slow

Me neither till the other day

. And I’ve known him about 8 years!

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes some can be off putting, know mine has put people off in the past

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Mine's just a play on words, but I have seen both some extremely amusing ones as well as some explicit ones over the years

Until you explained yours to me, I didn't get it. It's very clever and I am very slow

Me neither till the other day

. And I’ve known him about 8 years! "

That's about the time I changed it, I was superramfan before that

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"Let’s see who can come up with the funniest

Jizzy rascal was one of my faves. Dunno if he’s still here.

That's what I call my van! Or,wee jizzy to his friends.

Is it you who has the camper van ?"

Campervan would be generous. I have my work van that I convert for hiking weekends etc. But it's class haha

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Yes, vulgar ones definitely put me off too. Appreciate a witty one x

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

They have put me off people I have liked the look of

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

I remember a guy called Sting Keycock. Made me laugh.

Made me laugh even more when someone on a thread said he'd never get a meet with a name like that and he pointed to his 40+ meet verifications, compared to the blokes 3.

Funny ones, brilliant.

Cuntsmashersquirtmasterspunkfountainthe3rd kinda names, hugely off putting.

Winston

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Yeah definitely put off sometimes, but on the other had a good or witty username might get you a second look

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Cheeky69 is a good name

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

Ones with BBW, milf, or other porn categories are an instant nope

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I remember seeing one

Bangbangintoyourwomb

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I like a funny one

I do like ones like big boy or bantzboy etc as it saves me looking further before I block

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

"I remember seeing one

Bangbangintoyourwomb"

Omg, got that as an ear-worm now

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

"Can they put you off?

I like funny ones. Just seen a funny one

Some can. I think mine probably puts a lot off

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"I remember seeing one

Bangbangintoyourwomb"

Pmsl that's brilliant

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Yet to see a Captain/Admiral Prickhard. Or Captain James T Cuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jemima Puddle Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky69 is a good name

Oh yeah I’ve got a photo with her name on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CuntSlayer69 is mine ..

the end

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