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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

can i keep my bedsocks on?

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"can i keep my bedsocks on?"

Only if they are festive ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yessssss pleaseeeee

I am wet at just the thought of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

"

Can't I just have a fuck instead? Ah go, ya know you want to.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Can't I just have a fuck instead? Ah go, ya know you want to.....

"

Knew we'd catch you out soon! You "straight" man!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Yessssss pleaseeeee

I am wet at just the thought of it "

*licks finger tip and runs it accross his left eyebrow nonchalantly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

"

Are you sure your a "single bloke" ??

But as you have asked oh so nicely, it would be rude not to

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Can't I just have a fuck instead? Ah go, ya know you want to.....

Knew we'd catch you out soon! You "straight" man! "

I've overdone the brunette jokes and blown it now haven't I?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

No ta.. I'm off sex for the time being, but I will have dinner with you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Can't I just have a fuck instead? Ah go, ya know you want to.....

Knew we'd catch you out soon! You "straight" man! "

ha ha!!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Where are the sycophantic clique members when you need them?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Can't I just have a fuck instead? Ah go, ya know you want to.....

Knew we'd catch you out soon! You "straight" man!

I've overdone the brunette jokes and blown it now haven't I? "

Nah - they go over her head..... literally!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"No ta.. I'm off sex for the time being, but I will have dinner with you again "

Fish supper?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can I just have the wine and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are the sycophantic clique members when you need them?! "

Here

And incase I didn't lick your arse enough up there ^^^^^ meeeeeee

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Can I just have the wine and chocolate "

No. I'm not going back to poundland again for this stuff

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Where are the sycophantic clique members when you need them?!

Here

And incase I didn't lick your arse enough up there ^^^^^ meeeeeee "

*licks finger and..* oh, I did that already...

*does Muppet arm dance* yay!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Where are the sycophantic clique members when you need them?! "

Sorry, I've been out...

It's a yes from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in from work, uniform off, so yes please, but can we do it before I get dressed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i've been turned

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"well i've been turned"

What can I say?

If Carlesburg did fuck me threads they wouldn't be this good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

"

Now aren't you a smooth talker

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Now aren't you a smooth talker "

A actually I must offer my apologies, it should have read '... Your eternal devoted servant...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes please come and get me

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Why not "

Why not indeed?

Would you like a card, madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why not

Why not indeed?

Would you like a card, madam? "

Yes please

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I think I need to get more cards printed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I need to get more cards printed now "

Copy and paste

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Only if I can go before Little Miss Mistletoe...... She breaks all the men she meets!

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Are you Swiss Tony ?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe as a last choice if there aren't any real men available

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Swiss chocs are overrated.

And why are you bringing a rose into the bed? Di you think I don't own a vase?!?

As for waking with a soft kiss, you'd have to agree to brush first for the morning breath.

Tbh I'm going to say no - it all sounds like a lot of effort for a shag and I can get them without having to make conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Now aren't you a smooth talker

A actually I must offer my apologies, it should have read '... Your eternal devoted servant...'

"

apologies accepted, now pass me one of those cards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

Do I still get a bendy ruler and pencil sharpener?!? If so I'll consider it!

"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Totally outrageous that in these times of woe, the OP is willing to spend money on frivolities and imports at that! I hope you are suitably abashed at the air miles your rose and choccies have accued. Anyone considering this offer say " No, we want to help with the countries balance of payments problem". That will learn him.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is this one of those " No blokes allowed" thread????

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Swiss chocs are overrated.

And why are you bringing a rose into the bed? Di you think I don't own a vase?!?

As for waking with a soft kiss, you'd have to agree to brush first for the morning breath.

Tbh I'm going to say no - it all sounds like a lot of effort for a shag and I can get them without having to make conversation. "

I can offer my services from a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy with the economy service, this consists of:

A 45 minute lecture on belly button fluff followed by a graphic re-interpretation of In The Night Garden in a blue crotchless Iggle Piggle suit, culminating in a session of 'dinosaurs on the Mons Veneris' picture special.

A wine gum and glass of water are included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield "

I feel there's the potential for lots of women wanting romancing. I hope he has his wallet prepared!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Swiss chocs are overrated.

And why are you bringing a rose into the bed? Di you think I don't own a vase?!?

As for waking with a soft kiss, you'd have to agree to brush first for the morning breath.

Tbh I'm going to say no - it all sounds like a lot of effort for a shag and I can get them without having to make conversation.

I can offer my services from a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy with the economy service, this consists of:

A 45 minute lecture on belly button fluff followed by a graphic re-interpretation of In The Night Garden in a blue crotchless Iggle Piggle suit, culminating in a session of 'dinosaurs on the Mons Veneris' picture special.

A wine gum and glass of water are included. "

Pfffftttt! Still too much to put up with just for a shag.

Whatever happened to the meet up and get downand dirty straight away peeps?

All this talking and stuff.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

I feel there's the potential for lots of women wanting romancing. I hope he has his wallet prepared! "

So do I. Let him lead all the needy ones away

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

I feel there's the potential for lots of women wanting romancing. I hope he has his wallet prepared! "

Romance is beyond mere monetary value *peddles very hard backwards* it is more a state of mind.

*mops brow*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

I feel there's the potential for lots of women wanting romancing. I hope he has his wallet prepared!

So do I. Let him lead all the needy ones away "

And leave all the naughty ones for you Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

I feel there's the potential for lots of women wanting romancing. I hope he has his wallet prepared!

Romance is beyond mere monetary value *peddles very hard backwards* it is more a state of mind.

*mops brow* "

Yeah right lol. It's all hearts, flowers and utter bollocks Haha.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Maybe as a last choice if there aren't any real men available "

Well it's an upgrade from 'last man on Earth' so that's promising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u have a machione where I take a number and wait my turn :D

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Do u have a machione where I take a number and wait my turn :D"

A hand delivered card has been arranged, madam

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield "

If I'm not back tomorrow morning light a candle for me...

I'm going in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

If I'm not back tomorrow morning light a candle for me...

I'm going in!

"

Good luck brave soldier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i don't like chocolates,

flower petals near my skin is bad, i learnt that the hard way

but Im looking forward to the 'in the night garden' stuffs

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

If I'm not back tomorrow morning light a candle for me...

I'm going in!

Good luck brave soldier! "

Quick kit check;

Charm, check

Wit, check

Sophistication, er... lets go with quirky

Cheekyness, ker-pow! Resist this baby!

Incredible good looks, hardwired *thumbs up to mirror*

I'm ready

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invictus - if you come out if this alive. Your name will be forever inscribed on the Fab homepage.

In memory of our brother Invictus who courageously fell and was subsequently lost on the battlefield

If I'm not back tomorrow morning light a candle for me...

I'm going in!

Good luck brave soldier!

Quick kit check;

Charm, check

Wit, check

Sophistication, er... lets go with quirky

Cheekyness, ker-pow! Resist this baby!

Incredible good looks, hardwired *thumbs up to mirror*

I'm ready

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast! "

Quirky, witty sophistication! What more can a girl look for! You'll be a poor, knackered soldier by the end of it but you'll have done your duty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bum bum bum bugger did I miss him ............ and there was me working hard ........... am gonna sit down n cry now sob sob

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"bum bum bum bugger did I miss him ............ and there was me working hard ........... am gonna sit down n cry now sob sob "

Don't panic, I'm back

Where's my kipper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When you say intimate, what exactly do you mean?

Dinner and cocktails and no kissing so I can have garlic and you've got a deal.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When you say intimate, what exactly do you mean?

Dinner and cocktails and no kissing so I can have garlic and you've got a deal."

OMG you are making demands?

I d stop eating garlic three weeks before...;-)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When you say intimate, what exactly do you mean?

Dinner and cocktails and no kissing so I can have garlic and you've got a deal.OMG you are making demands?

I d stop eating garlic three weeks before...;-)"

He needs a challenge and I like garlic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be careful ladies, you never know our lovely Vick maybe an axe murderer, and he could be using the nicey nicey approach to entice us all in to his den!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

xxx

"

Your buttocks presented in that manner are more inviting for other things than chit chat.

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I would be careful ladies, you never know our lovely Vick maybe an axe murderer, and he could be using the nicey nicey approach to entice us all in to his den! "

Bloody women who don't read profiles

It clearly states on my profile that I AM an axe murderer

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"When you say intimate, what exactly do you mean?

Dinner and cocktails and no kissing so I can have garlic and you've got a deal.OMG you are making demands?

I d stop eating garlic three weeks before...;-)

He needs a challenge and I like garlic."

I take it you did consider the possibility he might be related to Count Dracula...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be careful ladies, you never know our lovely Vick maybe an axe murderer, and he could be using the nicey nicey approach to entice us all in to his den!

Bloody women who don't read profiles

It clearly states on my profile that I AM an axe murderer "

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Based on the profile pic !! Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bum bum bum bugger did I miss him ............ and there was me working hard ........... am gonna sit down n cry now sob sob

Don't panic, I'm back

Where's my kipper? "

being soused with the herring ?? we were doing a quiz yeah?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When you say intimate, what exactly do you mean?

Dinner and cocktails and no kissing so I can have garlic and you've got a deal.OMG you are making demands?

I d stop eating garlic three weeks before...;-)

He needs a challenge and I like garlic.I take it you did consider the possibility he might be related to Count Dracula...?"

I don't mind him nibbling my neck. I don't even mind the axe murdering. I just want a cocktail and then one without the tail. He hasn't sent me a card though. Bloody timewaster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Waits in the corner wearing pole dancing outfit and sky high heels, with a set of handcuffs dangling off my finger'.

Am I too late? Lol!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ah feck it, I'll have a go just for the wine gum

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Ah feck it, I'll have a go just for the wine gum "

Sorry me old friend, but I specified ladies. Should I decide to join you on The Dark Side you will, of course, be the first to know

I'm out of wine gums know though... the Iggle Piggle experience has proven very popular and Funky ate the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got nothing better to do... just dont go telling my number one jaffa cake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna buy a dildo.

so instead of being fucked over i can go fuck myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i ask a friend and then go 50/50?

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Can i ask a friend and then go 50/50? "

I'm going to have to press you for an answer... you still have your ask the audience...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i ask a friend and then go 50/50?

I'm going to have to press you for an answer... you still have your ask the audience... "

Eeeeeermmm+mmmmmmmmm do i have to have audience participation????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that a brief encounter

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Can i ask a friend and then go 50/50?

I'm going to have to press you for an answer... you still have your ask the audience...

Eeeeeermmm+mmmmmmmmm do i have to have audience participation???? "

Well I prefer one-on-one but you can drag a few extra ladies out if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wood like an intimate-encounter 2day. Mail me ladies, if u r interested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can i ask a friend and then go 50/50?

I'm going to have to press you for an answer... you still have your ask the audience...

Eeeeeermmm+mmmmmmmmm do i have to have audience participation????

Well I prefer one-on-one but you can drag a few extra ladies out if you like "

Ladies?? Ladies who mentioned ladies......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

Yeah and Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny are your best friends!!!

"

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Dear wonderful sexy ladies of Fab, would you possibly consider an evening of light hearted, yet witty and erudite, coversation, accompanied with fine wine and handmade Swiss chocolates, followed by a wonderfully erotic and sensual night of intimacy with me? To awake in the morning to a soft lingering kiss and a red rose upon your pillow...

Your eternal servant,

Invictus

@}-}---

Yeah and Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny are your best friends!!!

"

I've not spoken to that bastard Santa since he left reindeer shite on my car three years ago and the Easter Bunny was great in that hotpot I had earlier this year.

I think I've still got a bit left in the freezer...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I can offer my services from a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy with the economy service, this consists of:

A 45 minute lecture on belly button fluff followed by a graphic re-interpretation of In The Night Garden in a blue crotchless Iggle Piggle suit, culminating in a session of 'dinosaurs on the Mons Veneris' picture special.

A wine gum and glass of water are included. "

Why do I always get to give the frikin economy service

There's only so many times I can say sorry about the glitter!

P.S. I've ate all the wine gums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was the ace quote from red dwarf that got me....clim aboard sailer...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*climb even ...(fingers got all carried away again )

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"*climb even ...(fingers got all carried away again )"

As did my sordid mind on reading that

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"I can offer my services from a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy with the economy service, this consists of:

A 45 minute lecture on belly button fluff followed by a graphic re-interpretation of In The Night Garden in a blue crotchless Iggle Piggle suit, culminating in a session of 'dinosaurs on the Mons Veneris' picture special.

A wine gum and glass of water are included.

Why do I always get to give the frikin economy service

There's only so many times I can say sorry about the glitter!

P.S. I've ate all the wine gums."

Why?

Why???

WHY????

I'LL TELL YOU WHY!!!!! Because of your frekin glitter clogging up the time-machine controls I got stuck on Alaxis Prime with the evil Vibratortrons for OVER 15 MONTHS!!!

I can't even look at a Duracell battery now without being sick in my mouth and I still have to sleep with my Ben Ten night light on!!!

THAT'S FECKING WHY!!!!

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over a year ago

If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer "

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter...

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over a year ago


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter... "

Where's my biscuit Mr Invictus. I was promised one for sitting on the cold step!!

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over a year ago


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter... "

Good, good....run along now, I've more chores for you today

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over a year ago


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter... "

Oh and give Ruby a biscuit or else smack botty time....oh hang on, you'd like that!

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over a year ago


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter...

Good, good....run along now, I've more chores for you today "

We still need to use & abuse him Julie!! Haha

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over a year ago


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter...

Good, good....run along now, I've more chores for you today

We still need to use & abuse him Julie!! Haha"

Already am

But happy to tie him down, gag him, and let you practice a bit of cock & ball torture on him

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over a year ago


"If I don't get some coffee shortly I am rescinding my offer

Sorry Mistress. The Bad Man mentioned glitter...

Good, good....run along now, I've more chores for you today

We still need to use & abuse him Julie!! Haha

Already am

But happy to tie him down, gag him, and let you practice a bit of cock & ball torture on him "

Haha now you're talking my language lol.

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

Can i have the rose @ the beginning of the encounter?It's just that i do the "waking up in the morning" only with my hubby

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over a year ago

Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

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over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket? "

For you free

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over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free "

But for free entry we expect audience participation.

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over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free

But for free entry we expect audience participation. "

Oh yes indeed Good thinking

A whip for example...once he chained upside down from my ceiling we can have access to all areas

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over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free

But for free entry we expect audience participation.

Oh yes indeed Good thinking

A whip for example...once he chained upside down from my ceiling we can have access to all areas "

Oh the mental images I have right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey ruby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have a nice piece of equipment, that will warm his 'display' up very quickly, without leaving marks

OOh and of course I have the nipple clamps

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over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free

But for free entry we expect audience participation.

Oh yes indeed Good thinking

A whip for example...once he chained upside down from my ceiling we can have access to all areas

Oh the mental images I have right now. "

Same

I am also thinking of using a rack

Some bits may need stretching

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free

But for free entry we expect audience participation. "

Bloody Hell! I step away for a few minutes to pretend to do some work and you lot are circling like some kind of rampant vultures when I get back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I have a nice piece of equipment, that will warm his 'display' up very quickly, without leaving marks

OOh and of course I have the nipple clamps "

I have always wanted to try some of these out on a bloke! M is too much of a wuss Didn't say that btw

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over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free

But for free entry we expect audience participation.

Bloody Hell! I step away for a few minutes to pretend to do some work and you lot are circling like some kind of rampant vultures when I get back! "

Not us

Now I have a special treat for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya know...

More and more over the past few days, Ive had to refrain from saying, 'that I'd pay to watch'

but _nvictus tied, gagged and being cnb'd

How much is it for a ticket?

For you free

But for free entry we expect audience participation.

Bloody Hell! I step away for a few minutes to pretend to do some work and you lot are circling like some kind of rampant vultures when I get back! "

All I wanted was a biscuit. All Julie wanted was coffee! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wishing you could retreat to the night garden?????

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"Can i have the rose @ the beginning of the encounter?It's just that i do the "waking up in the morning" only with my hubby "

Of course Susie. Your wish is my command

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"You wishing you could retreat to the night garden????? "

I think the torture is the better of the two options

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over a year ago


"You wishing you could retreat to the night garden?????

I think the torture is the better of the two options "

He loves it really.

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over a year ago

He is now keeping everything crossed that he gets an 'insight' at the venue he is off to saturday night

He'll be the one hanging round the cage, keeping his eyebrows straight

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over a year ago


"He is now keeping everything crossed that he gets an 'insight' at the venue he is off to saturday night

He'll be the one hanging round the cage, keeping his eyebrows straight "

I'm going to be at said venue Hahaha genuinely am!!

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over a year ago


"He is now keeping everything crossed that he gets an 'insight' at the venue he is off to saturday night

He'll be the one hanging round the cage, keeping his eyebrows straight

I'm going to be at said venue Hahaha genuinely am!! "

We could have gone, but not!

Damn going to miss out on all the fun

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over a year ago


"He is now keeping everything crossed that he gets an 'insight' at the venue he is off to saturday night

He'll be the one hanging round the cage, keeping his eyebrows straight

I'm going to be at said venue Hahaha genuinely am!!

We could have gone, but not!

Damn going to miss out on all the fun "

Viccie boy will be either devastated or breathing a sigh of relief that we're not taking nipple clamps to him!!

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By *nvictus OP   Man
over a year ago

Beeston


"He is now keeping everything crossed that he gets an 'insight' at the venue he is off to saturday night

He'll be the one hanging round the cage, keeping his eyebrows straight

I'm going to be at said venue Hahaha genuinely am!!

We could have gone, but not!

Damn going to miss out on all the fun

Viccie boy will be either devastated or breathing a sigh of relief that we're not taking nipple clamps to him!!"

Erm... I can't go now. My toenails need cutting.

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