FabSwingers.com forum: I’ve just drove past a house with Christmas lights up!

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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I told you stop stalking me

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Were you in a time machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep .. 1st Oct is the deadline for some crazies .. if it brings them joy good for them. The nutters!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep .. 1st Oct is the deadline for some crazies .. if it brings them joy good for them. The nutters!!

I mean

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Could be for Diwali next week..!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

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You speechless, fuck me thats a first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Modplan factory in Avonmouth, has had a Christmas tree in their reception, up since mid August.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Speechless

I told you stop stalking me

I was only posting my Christmas card

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By *unkerbobMan
over a year ago

belfast

Wankers

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should of called for a coffee.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Were you in a time machine

My Vauxhall Nova isn’t that fast

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

There's a house near here with year round Christmas tree, window decorations and door wreath

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Yep .. 1st Oct is the deadline for some crazies .. if it brings them joy good for them. The nutters!!

I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

The Christmas movie channels are already on Sky! 319 and 325

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awesome my kind off people they sound like they be the life off a party

As they like to start early

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

What? you had Christmas lights on your car? Weirdo

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Could be for Diwali next week..!!"

Diwali and a blow up reindeer and ‘Santa stop here’ sign don’t really mix

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Speechless

You speechless, fuck me thats a first!

I mean……… yes

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The Modplan factory in Avonmouth, has had a Christmas tree in their reception, up since mid August."

Yeah but everyone knows that people from Avonmouth have all got six fingers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Wankers"

Christmas Wankers

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Must have won the lottery to pay the electricity bills

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Could be for Diwali next week..!!

Diwali and a blow up reindeer and ‘Santa stop here’ sign don’t really mix "

Sounds pretty conclusive, was trying to offer some hope of mitigation….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Modplan factory in Avonmouth, has had a Christmas tree in their reception, up since mid August.

Yeah but everyone knows that people from Avonmouth have all got six fingers

Agreed, I just work near there.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You should of called for a coffee. "

Too late. I’d be up all night pissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should of called for a coffee.

Too late. I’d be up all night squirting

I have the magic touch.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"There's a house near here with year round Christmas tree, window decorations and door wreath

Does FC live near you?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

The Christmas movie channels are already on Sky! 319 and 325

Jesus H

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

I bet you still wear a Christmas Jumper really.....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather. "

Or they’re just very strange……….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

The Christmas movie channels are already on Sky! 319 and 325

This has made me happy.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather.

Or they’re just very strange………. "

Have you ever considered it may be you thats strange?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Awesome my kind off people they sound like they be the life off a party

As they like to start early "

They probably burn themselves out by bonfire night

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"What? you had Christmas lights on your car? Weirdo

Don’t tell me you’ve never done it

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

The Christmas movie channels are already on Sky! 319 and 325

Better than Porn those channels

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Must have won the lottery to pay the electricity bills "

Apart from it being wrong on so many levels, I did think this as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Christmas People start early, just to piss off the Non-Christmas People..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Could be for Diwali next week..!!

Diwali and a blow up reindeer and ‘Santa stop here’ sign don’t really mix

Sounds pretty conclusive, was trying to offer some hope of mitigation…."

Ho ho ho

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"The Modplan factory in Avonmouth, has had a Christmas tree in their reception, up since mid August.

Yeah but everyone knows that people from Avonmouth have all got six fingers

Agreed, I just work near there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Christmas People start early, just to piss off the Non-Christmas People..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"You should of called for a coffee.

Too late. I’d be up all night squirting

I have the magic touch. "

I knew it

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

I bet you still wear a Christmas Jumper really....."

The only thing I look forward to at Christmas is watching Die Hard

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather.

Or they’re just very strange……….

Have you ever considered it may be you thats strange?

I’ve considered this but I’m not the one with Xmas deccy’s up. I mean I’m not skipping Halloween do I can wear my Jeffrey Dahmer outfit

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

I bet you still wear a Christmas Jumper really.....

The only thing I look forward to at Christmas is watching Die Hard

. This needs to go in the controversial thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/10/22 21:22:43]

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I think Christmas People start early, just to piss off the Non-Christmas People..

I bet they thought it was a good idea until they get their first leccy bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

I bet you still wear a Christmas Jumper really.....

The only thing I look forward to at Christmas is watching Die Hard

The BEST Xmas film ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather.

Or they’re just very strange……….

Have you ever considered it may be you thats strange?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

I bet you still wear a Christmas Jumper really.....

The only thing I look forward to at Christmas is watching Die Hard

. This needs to go in the controversial thread

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"[Christmas decorations Removed by poster at 03/10/22 21:22:43]"

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

That must have been in a very rough area. Had they left the obligatory old sofa/dirty mattress/half dismantled washing machine in the front garden?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Must be time to start watching Christmas Movies then, starting with Elf

No no no. Not even when it is Christmas

I bet you still wear a Christmas Jumper really.....

The only thing I look forward to at Christmas is watching Die Hard

The BEST Xmas film ever!!"

EVER!

Does this mean we’re on 3rd base now?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"That must have been in a very rough area. Had they left the obligatory old sofa/dirty mattress/half dismantled washing machine in the front garden?"

It was near Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awesome my kind off people they sound like they be the life off a party

As they like to start early

They probably burn themselves out by bonfire night "

Ha ha

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

"That must have been in a very rough area. Had they left the obligatory old sofa/dirty mattress/half dismantled washing machine in the front garden?

It was near Morrisons "

Naturally.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Good god. Why...just why.

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By *anPsurreycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

[Removed by poster at 03/10/22 21:35:58]

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather.

Or they’re just very strange……….

Have you ever considered it may be you thats strange?

I’ve considered this but I’m not the one with Xmas deccy’s up. I mean I’m not skipping Halloween do I can wear my Jeffrey Dahmer outfit

Rumour has it on Fab that you have the same dress sense as Dahmer anyway....

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Good god. Why...just why."

Exactly

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By *anPsurreycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Just brought a box of mince pies while shopping

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Good for them. Christmas lights can take forever to put up if you're an outside decorator.

Maybe it's more a case they want to do it now while it's still fair weather.

Or they’re just very strange……….

Have you ever considered it may be you thats strange?

I’ve considered this but I’m not the one with Xmas deccy’s up. I mean I’m not skipping Halloween do I can wear my Jeffrey Dahmer outfit

Rumour has it on Fab that you have the same dress sense as Dahmer anyway...."

I have minus the loafers. I mean, you don’t want to get spunk on those bad boys.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just brought a box of mince pies while shopping

I hope they’re for Christmas

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
over a year ago

nearby

Wait till they get their electric bill

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I watched a Christmas movie earlier

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I watched a Christmas movie earlier

Did it have a happy ending?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I watched a Christmas movie earlier

Did it have a happy ending? "

It’s a Christmas movie of course it did and yes I cried

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I watched a Christmas movie earlier

Did it have a happy ending?

It’s a Christmas movie of course it did and yes I cried

You cry after a happy ending?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Christmas People start early, just to piss off the Non-Christmas People..

You could be their cult leader..

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I think Christmas People start early, just to piss off the Non-Christmas People..

You could be their cult leader..

I had to read the 5th word twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they need to do Christmas early, as someone won’t be around for it

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I watched a Christmas movie earlier

Did it have a happy ending?

It’s a Christmas movie of course it did and yes I cried

You cry after a happy ending?

I’m a bit of a softie shhhhhhhhh

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Maybe they need to do Christmas early, as someone won’t be around for it "

I think it’s more the 1st October thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they need to do Christmas early, as someone won’t be around for it

I think it’s more the 1st October thing

It’s just a date. Someone might need to create one last memory

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"There's a house near here with year round Christmas tree, window decorations and door wreath

Does FC live near you?

Nah. JC does, I think.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had Christmas pudding with custard yesterday

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"I had Christmas pudding with custard yesterday

Xmas pudding with cream is acceptable but not with custard

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Could be for Diwali next week..!!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Tragic

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

A few years ago, I'd have been ranting about this but the last few years have been shit for everyone and remain pretty shit.

If this brings happiness ti them good luck to them, let people find happiness how and when they want.

I dint envy their electricity bill though

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By *hiskeyColaMan
over a year ago

Oswestry

(He means "driven"...)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Speechless

Up your what Rex ?

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over a year ago

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Jesus, Mary and the poor wee donkey...

And the wise men...

And the shepherds...

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