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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were meant to be attending a charity gala in Milton Keynes the weekend of October 8th. The event has been postponed but we have a baby sitter and a nice hotel so don’t want to waste either.

What is there to do in MK other than count roundabouts? Genuinely want to have a fun night out. We like live music, dancing, cocktails and tend to stay out way longer than we should.

Thanks in advance.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Pink Punters is an, ermmm, interesting place....but it's the only place there is to go in MK after the pubs have shut according to my colleagues who live there. It was definitely an experience when they took me there after the Christmas do, the first time in a long time that I've stuck to a floor, but plenty of cheesy music to dance to

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"We were meant to be attending a charity gala in Milton Keynes the weekend of October 8th. The event has been postponed but we have a baby sitter and a nice hotel so don’t want to waste either.

What is there to do in MK other than count roundabouts? Genuinely want to have a fun night out. We like live music, dancing, cocktails and tend to stay out way longer than we should.

Thanks in advance. "

There are a couple of alternative/metal pubs that have regular live music if that's your taste? Crauford Arms is one, can't remember the name of the other. Both are decent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

As mentioned above Pink Punters in Fenny Stratford is about 6 mins away from CMK in a taxi and here you will basically find an"anything goes" kinda club where all people are welcome, opens very late also with various types of music.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"We were meant to be attending a charity gala in Milton Keynes the weekend of October 8th. The event has been postponed but we have a baby sitter and a nice hotel so don’t want to waste either.

What is there to do in MK other than count roundabouts? Genuinely want to have a fun night out. We like live music, dancing, cocktails and tend to stay out way longer than we should.

Thanks in advance.

There are a couple of alternative/metal pubs that have regular live music if that's your taste? Crauford Arms is one, can't remember the name of the other. Both are decent"

Another for the craufurd arms.. Intimate old school music venue out the back of the pub.... They have a Web site... The stables sometimes has live music as well... Theatre district for pubs and so on... Not the best but not the worst either.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I told you not to go there, wouldn't listen!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I don’t think we are weathersooons people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I don’t think we are weathersooons people

Neither am I.......ha ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I told you not to go there, wouldn't listen!

Tbf I didn't expect to be asked for money , get propositioned and end up in a police war zone haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I told you not to go there, wouldn't listen!

Tbf I didn't expect to be asked for money , get propositioned and end up in a police war zone haha

Hold on…. That sounds like a fab night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I told you not to go there, wouldn't listen!

Tbf I didn't expect to be asked for money , get propositioned and end up in a police war zone haha

Best offer you had all week just admit it.....ignore the fact she only had 3 teeth....can't be helped sometimes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I told you not to go there, wouldn't listen!

Tbf I didn't expect to be asked for money , get propositioned and end up in a police war zone haha

Hold on…. That sounds like a fab night out

Standard in my town

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Well to start with Milton Keynes has less roundabouts now than it originally did have so you won't count too high

Theatre District up CMK has plenty of Restaurants (all types of food) pubs there don't close at the standard times of Midnight either.

We also have a Cocktail lounge near the Sainsburys in CMK (opposite side of road) here you will find plenty more places to eat or drink in, plenty of pubs here also.

Many pubs have live Music most weekends also.

Revs De Cuba (theatre district) has live Cuban music,cocktails,food,dancing etc...

We also have a Casino which can be found on the outside of the Xscape Ski Dome.

Avoid the Weatherspoons they can become unsavoury later at night with the "odd" unsavoury locals hanging around in groups outside them.

The Art Gallery is also free i believe to browse around which is next to the Theatre.

Night time crazy golf also avaliable ha ha

Plus cinema

Something for everyone can be found just need to wander around

Yes avoid the Wetherspoons haha

I told you not to go there, wouldn't listen!

Tbf I didn't expect to be asked for money , get propositioned and end up in a police war zone haha

Best offer you had all week just admit it.....ignore the fact she only had 3 teeth....can't be helped sometimes

It was just like being back home

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've not been for about 3 years, but Pink Punters is a great night out.

It's a gay friendly club, but they let in some norms, too. It's massive with loads of rooms. Everyone is really friendly there

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

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By *inkyguymkMan
over a year ago

Pattaya, Thailand

As the resident Milton Keynians have already pointed out, there is plenty to do around our great City.

Just to add though, if you wish to spread your wings further afield, there are 4 swinging/adult clubs all within 40 mins drive fro the City, albeit in different directions, you have Jaydee's, VA, Liberty Elite and Penthouse Playrooms, all very good if you ask me.

Hope you have a great weekend whatever you get up to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK? "

There aren't that many places in the UK with concrete cows as far as I know........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've not been for about 3 years, but Pink Punters is a great night out.

It's a gay friendly club, but they let in some norms, too. It's massive with loads of rooms. Everyone is really friendly there

We are liabilities when “OUT out” so while we are both saying now we won’t be going there……

drinks are on us at 1am!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

There aren't that many places in the UK with concrete cows as far as I know........

Does the local authority sanitise them regularly? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

You have to find them first, they got moved a while back now ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

There aren't that many places in the UK with concrete cows as far as I know........

Does the local authority sanitise them regularly? x"

Its raining heavy here now you'll be fine! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

There aren't that many places in the UK with concrete cows as far as I know........

Does the local authority sanitise them regularly? x

Its raining heavy here now you'll be fine! Ha ha "

Amazing….. we cannot wait to get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK? "

You haven't lived until you've sat on a Concrete Cow in MK ha ha

Getting on one can be part of the fun for some...... so many mishaps can be witnessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is actually a big free festival in the City Centre on Oct 8th with music and a light show. It's to celebrate MK becoming a City.

Watch the roads in the Centre though, the drivers there are bad !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

You haven't lived until you've sat on a Concrete Cow in MK ha ha

Getting on one can be part of the fun for some...... so many mishaps can be witnessed "

Straddling a cow in MK? I don’t understand why it’s not party central of the UK. I wonder when it will become European cultural city of the year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is actually a big free festival in the City Centre on Oct 8th with music and a light show. It's to celebrate MK becoming a City.

Watch the roads in the Centre though, the drivers there are bad !

Ok. Will there be alcohol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is actually a big free festival in the City Centre on Oct 8th with music and a light show. It's to celebrate MK becoming a City.

Watch the roads in the Centre though, the drivers there are bad !

Ok. Will there be alcohol? "

Can't post the link but if you Google the local press has details.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

You haven't lived until you've sat on a Concrete Cow in MK ha ha

Getting on one can be part of the fun for some...... so many mishaps can be witnessed "

Where is the local A&E…… just asking for a friend?

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Milton Keynes does not exist. It's just a rumour, a myth, fake news.

Change my mind.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"We were meant to be attending a charity gala in Milton Keynes the weekend of October 8th. The event has been postponed but we have a baby sitter and a nice hotel so don’t want to waste either.

What is there to do in MK other than count roundabouts? Genuinely want to have a fun night out. We like live music, dancing, cocktails and tend to stay out way longer than we should.

Thanks in advance. "

Bloody loads! Milton Keynes is a vibrant city! Theatre district, show dome, the hub.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is actually a big free festival in the City Centre on Oct 8th with music and a light show. It's to celebrate MK becoming a City.

Watch the roads in the Centre though, the drivers there are bad !

You are such a plum Mr Blooms ha ha

This man is the bad driver in MK, you can tell that story!

Still makes me laugh to this day ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

You haven't lived until you've sat on a Concrete Cow in MK ha ha

Getting on one can be part of the fun for some...... so many mishaps can be witnessed

Where is the local A&E…… just asking for a friend? "

Slap bang in the middle of MK

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If you fancy a challenge......

Get a photo of you naked sat on a concrete cow.

People really do that in MK?

You haven't lived until you've sat on a Concrete Cow in MK ha ha

Getting on one can be part of the fun for some...... so many mishaps can be witnessed

Where is the local A&E…… just asking for a friend?

Slap bang in the middle of MK

And it's not full of d*unks either as no fucker can afford to get pissed in MK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is actually a big free festival in the City Centre on Oct 8th with music and a light show. It's to celebrate MK becoming a City.

Watch the roads in the Centre though, the drivers there are bad !

You are such a plum Mr Blooms ha ha

This man is the bad driver in MK, you can tell that story!

Still makes me laugh to this day ha ha ha "

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