FabSwingers.com forum: How dangerous is Salmon

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Reports that people over 69 with some underlying health conditions should not eat smoked salmon or it may poison them. Smoking salmon is a way of preserving the fish to make it last longer. Dangerous bacteria may be lurking in the flesh which is called listeria bacteria. And it's all over the news..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is an absolute fish grace Tom and no mistake.

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Imagines a Salmon in the shape of Terminator, with the classic Dirty harry phrase...Do you feel lucky Punk!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Thought it was going to be a thread about Scottish independence

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Reports that people over 69 with some underlying health conditions should not eat smoked salmon or it may poison them. Smoking salmon is a way of preserving the fish to make it last longer. Dangerous bacteria may be lurking in the flesh which is called listeria bacteria. And it's all over the news.."

I'm OK.

I'm not over 69 of course but I gave up smoking years ago. Cigarettes and fish.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I put Shippams Salmon spread on my toast.

Am i going to die?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything we hear in the news as of late seems to tip the scales in favour of youth. I feel sorry for pensioners.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

They can jump pretty high so could be dangerous if you get hit by one of them.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Lucky i’m not over 69 then

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Not dangerous at all- how the hell is a salmon going to hold a flick knife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its second name is Ella your fooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the shark of the rivers tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more eating smoked salmon for me then,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a link to this information as the only information I could find is people with certain cardiovascular conditions regardless of age should avoid eating salmon.

My mum had tablets where on the packaging it said she should avoid eating grapefruit.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom typo. It's aged 60 and not 69.

That pulls more into the at risk group. Is it best to just avoid smoked salmon. Is it being messed with by greedy sellers cutting corners. Frankenstein food.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Tom typo. It's aged 60 and not 69.

That pulls more into the at risk group. Is it best to just avoid smoked salmon. Is it being messed with by greedy sellers cutting corners. Frankenstein food. "

Is vaped salmon safer Tom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-62875544

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

gretna

Which sicko wants a 69 with a Salmon …. Im going to re read the original post…….

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m alright, I don’t like fish unless it’s coated in breadcrumbs. Phew!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not? "

These are not Toms claims .

They are claims of these science types. Mind you, Tom would not trust these science types as far as he could throw them ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate smoked salmon and I'm not ovef 69 so won't affect me

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I saw we take off from orbit and the nuke the entire site of salmon .. just to be sure .

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I saw we take off from orbit and the nuke the entire site of salmon .. just to be sure .

Can you nuke the Jaffa Cake factory too, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not?

These are not Toms claims .

They are claims of these science types. Mind you, Tom would not trust these science types as far as he could throw them ... "

I can't see the claims at all that people over 60 should avoid eating smoked salmon only those with certain conditions regardless of age. What are the reasons people over 60 shouldn't eat it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could live on smoked salmon.

I may try it actually.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Imagine a Salmon with one of those amazing rotary machine guns like what Blane used in Predator

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not?

These are not Toms claims .

They are claims of these science types. Mind you, Tom would not trust these science types as far as he could throw them ... "

What’s wrong Tom, do their claims smell a bit fishy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could live on smoked salmon.

I may try it actually. "

Can't beat smoke salmon and cream cheese bagel thins in my opinion, I could definitely live off those quite happily..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everything we hear in the news as of late seems to tip the scales in favour of youth. I feel sorry for pensioners."

Meh, they keep voting Tory apparently, the quicker we bump them off the better

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

"I saw we take off from orbit and the nuke the entire site of salmon .. just to be sure .

Can you nuke the Jaffa Cake factory too, please

I will send uncle Putin a text to see if he can sling one over to them

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By *escourtesMan
over a year ago

hereford

Smoked Sturgeon is more dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoked Sturgeon is more dangerous

That made me giggle far more than it should.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

It's not the Salmon you need to worry about Tom - it's the bears!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP92j-uEnps

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Tom typo. It's aged 60 and not 69.

That pulls more into the at risk group. Is it best to just avoid smoked salmon. Is it being messed with by greedy sellers cutting corners. Frankenstein food. "

Tom, according to the BBC article, it's the over 65s at risk.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not?

These are not Toms claims .

They are claims of these science types. Mind you, Tom would not trust these science types as far as he could throw them ... "

Does Tom make a habit out of tossing scientists?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Or how about a salmon cannon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPuQ39iGkAY

And he swam & he swam all over that damn!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Salmon with freakin lazers

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not?

These are not Toms claims .

They are claims of these science types. Mind you, Tom would not trust these science types as far as he could throw them ...

Does Tom make a habit out of tossing scientists?

Nope, Tom is not a shellfish lover. He gives and he hakes.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Peoples are making fun here guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading the headline, I thought you were talking about that Scottish plonker

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"The worst food poisoning I've ever had was from salmon, actually thought I might be dying, at one point was close to calling 999!

Bit I'm not 60 or 69 so not sure of this proves Tom's claim or not?

These are not Toms claims .

They are claims of these science types. Mind you, Tom would not trust these science types as far as he could throw them ...

Does Tom make a habit out of tossing scientists?

Nope, Tom is not a shellfish lover. He gives and he hakes."

He knows his plaice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salmon are sneaky buggers. Swim against the tide and catch you by surprise. Don’t trust them…

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

"I put Shippams Salmon spread on my toast.

Am i going to die?

No but your toast is not likely to win a Michelin star

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Thought it was going to be a thread about Scottish independence "

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

"I put Shippams Salmon spread on my toast.

Am i going to die?

Guaranteed.

But not from that.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

What about cured meats like Parma ham ? Or sushi , do we have to start cooking everything when we get old?

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Getting my news from other sources Mot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe 69

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By *hechairman18Man
over a year ago

Salford Quays , Manchester

A friend of mine died, because of Salmon.

His wife threw a tin, at him and killed him stone dead

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By *rC99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

If the bbc have said it then it must be true

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