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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

No one will be left behind !

And if you feel like it you could also send a pic of your tits to the op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In...but not doing the tits pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In...but not doing the tits pic "

Don’t be mad at the man for trying

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

You want a tit picture? What do you prefer - great tits or blue tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Nora: For fuck sake put F&B back in his cage!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You want a tit picture? What do you prefer - great tits or blue tits?"

I let you pick the one you want to send

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in F&B.

It feels amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Could you tell duty_the_booty that I’d love to put my flaccid penis between her toes x

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

In like flynn

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Go on then Mr Watermelon I'll play ..

I'll know the fake one though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To bad Nana, your hairy minge will look like an smashed mince pie when I’d be done with it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Rickshawed, nice holes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi OP, please can you ask everyone to send a picture of a wet ferret to me please?

Lots of Love,

Almost fall for that one !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Wendi Liquor, even if I don’t drink alcohol I got d*unk by reading your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To MixedDevil put your big stick in my small, narrow tart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they all gonna be false ones

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"To Rickshawed, nice holes x "

Aww, that's made my day. I bet with a little effort you could make my hole weak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just Pete every time I see your name on the forums my body shivers. I do hope that one day you’ll penetrate my tuna tunnel with your East Midlands baton !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

GrumpyMcFuckNugget my biscuit is damp when I think about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is a message from the OP to you all.

Friendly reminder, I practise cunnilingus on mangos whilst sitting on a vibrating washing machine. I like an extra long spin cycle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

midnight You have the nicest anus I have never seen during my midday break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear Midnight, I have a false one for you.

Wink wink. Pegging in your leggings

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

This could be fun

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By *amasoporkyCouple
over a year ago

midlands

In

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"GrumpyMcFuckNugget my biscuit is damp when I think about you "

OOH Soggy Biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just Pete every time I see your name on the forums my body shivers. I do hope that one day you’ll penetrate my tuna tunnel with your East Midlands baton ! "

This definitely isn't a false one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LisaB45 Even if you aren’t aware of my heart rules, I’d like you to break it as fast as I’ll break your lovely backdoor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just Pete every time I see your name on the forums my body shivers. I do hope that one day you’ll penetrate my tuna tunnel with your East Midlands baton !

This definitely isn't a false one."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_amasoporky let me be your daddy pig x

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

I'm in, lets do this

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hello ..I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always love a bit of fakeness

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just Pete... cracking arse..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

AussieChris I’d love to empty my bladder in your cap x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sir olovingman The way your hold your cup makes me want to watch two girls one cup

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CoyoteUgly even if your profile is always hidden I still wank over that lovely shadow of yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Grumpy McFuckNugget...cover me in biscuits and eat me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"midnight You have the nicest anus I have never seen during my midday break "

Aww that wasn't too bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Midnight, I have a false one for you.

Wink wink. Pegging in your leggings"

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"AussieChris I’d love to empty my bladder in your cap x"

Well, thats something different, thats for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora the explorer I am sorry if your got pregnant after our Saturday meet up.

I refuse to pay child benefits but I can take you at McDonald’s for an apologetic meal.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora the explorer I am sorry if your got pregnant after our Saturday meet up.

I refuse to pay child benefits but I can take you at McDonald’s for an apologetic meal. "

Am I allowed mozzarella sticks?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumpy McFuckNugget...cover me in biscuits and eat me.. "

I still know its you ...

So OK then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rickshawed.

Keeping me enthralled with your pics, make me want to meet. Why not make this a little more personal, you and me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One for the OP.

Fancy a Fuck.

That’s from me. Bollox to the secret bobbins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nora the explorer I am sorry if your got pregnant after our Saturday meet up.

I refuse to pay child benefits but I can take you at McDonald’s for an apologetic meal.

Am I allowed mozzarella sticks?"

That person says that his cock looks like one so you could have both of both worlds. Beside his cock has apparently a cheesy bellend too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CoyoteUgly even if your profile is always hidden I still wank over that lovely shadow of yours. "

I may branch out into Shadow animals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One for the OP.

Fancy a Fuck.

That’s from me. Bollox to the secret bobbins "

Can I watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To Wendi Liquor, even if I don’t drink alcohol I got d*unk by reading your name "

Drink up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One for the OP.

Fancy a Fuck.

That’s from me. Bollox to the secret bobbins "

Lend me your anus to show you my appreciation

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora the explorer I am sorry if your got pregnant after our Saturday meet up.

I refuse to pay child benefits but I can take you at McDonald’s for an apologetic meal.

Am I allowed mozzarella sticks?

That person says that his cock looks like one so you could have both of both worlds. Beside his cock has apparently a cheesy bellend too "

Mmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nora I was walking up the middle isle at Lidl yesterday and spotted a basket of spatulas and thought they'd make an excellent sound on your bum cheeks

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rickshawed.

Keeping me enthralled with your pics, make me want to meet. Why not make this a little more personal, you and me "

Christ, is that a real one?

Feel free to message and add to our unread messages tally

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Sir olovingman The way your hold your cup makes me want to watch two girls one cup "
that's fine ..I've got some eyebleach handy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To Guybrush Threepwood - look behind you! A three headed monkey

From the only person who sent me boobs picture !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Nora I was walking up the middle isle at Lidl yesterday and spotted a basket of spatulas and thought they'd make an excellent sound on your bum cheeks "
I've got a spatula in my toy bag

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall


"Rickshawed.

Keeping me enthralled with your pics, make me want to meet. Why not make this a little more personal, you and me

Christ, is that a real one?

Feel free to message and add to our unread messages tally "

Lol, I'm sure they have, I know I have

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Sir olovingman The way your hold your cup makes me want to watch two girls one cup "
try watching it in reverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dear fabulous and bearded ..I think there's a skidmark on your stairs...anon

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Ha I'm definitely in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear fabulous and bearded ..I think there's a skidmark on your stairs...anon "

At last someone noticed !! Was wondering when ppl will start to talk about it !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mellrose Could you hydrate me with your pussy juice ? Failing that would you cut my toe nails ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Nora I was walking up the middle isle at Lidl yesterday and spotted a basket of spatulas and thought they'd make an excellent sound on your bum cheeks "

. In. Let’s make music

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mtm2 You haven’t been online during 7 mins! Are you in the loo ? Everything alright luv ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Nora I was walking up the middle isle at Lidl yesterday and spotted a basket of spatulas and thought they'd make an excellent sound on your bum cheeks

. In. Let’s make music "
eastenders outro?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Nora I was walking up the middle isle at Lidl yesterday and spotted a basket of spatulas and thought they'd make an excellent sound on your bum cheeks

. In. Let’s make music "
in the air tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mister Kanaka I’d love you to destroy my caca box with that lovely and manly piss rid of yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

HotwifeSeductions You have the best bully button of Birmingham x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

HotwifeSeductions, would love for you to be on your hands and knees for me... my bathroom isn't that big, so maybe elsewhere?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in if I may.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To jack you know who you are x

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"To jack you know who you are x"

Me??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To jack you know who you are x

Me?? "

Don’t know I just copy and past messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HotwifeSeductions, would love for you to be on your hands and knees for me... my bathroom isn't that big, so maybe elsewhere? "

Never heard a penis called a bathroom before.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hotwife seduction.. I love your replies ..they crack me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DanBerks: I'll hold the OP's cheeks open while you smash his love tunnel with your baguette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DanBerks: I'll hold the OP's cheeks open while you smash his love tunnel with your baguette."

Cheers, Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DanBerks: I'll hold the OP's cheeks open while you smash his love tunnel with your baguette.

Cheers, Nora "

it wasn’t her for once

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo in with a chance of buggery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jamie Hants slap my face with your pendulous tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotwife seduction.. I love your replies ..they crack me up "

Fakeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

inevitable Your shirt is that bright that I lost sight !

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I shall partake

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities "

Silver top...milk & cream?..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ThatDancingGuyOnFab You make my colon shivers with those hips moves of yours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities

Silver top...milk & cream?.. "

That person agrees

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities

Silver top...milk & cream?..

That person agrees "

Do you?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities

Silver top...milk & cream?.. "
ooo yess

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Hotwife seduction.. I love your replies ..they crack me up

Fakeeee "
the gave me away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities

Silver top...milk & cream?..

That person agrees

Do you? "

I am lactose intolerant but I’ll take the risk so my rectum can sing to you a serenade !

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Ooo not seen one of these for a while!

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Melrose rate my cock please

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"ThatDancingGuyOnFab You make my colon shivers with those hips moves of yours x"

So I make you sick

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

This sounds like fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me sprout your hands are made for fisting x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CuriousDuo200 I love your bedroom carpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ThatDancingGuyOnFab You make my colon shivers with those hips moves of yours x

So I make you sick "

Apparently that person is an anal lover so it was supposed to be a compliment

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Me sprout your hands are made for fisting x"

Thank you but I’m holding out to fist the OP

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"LisaB45 Please tribute my picture with your milky tities

Silver top...milk & cream?..

That person agrees

Do you?

I am lactose intolerant but I’ll take the risk so my rectum can sing to you a serenade ! "

You're all heart!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me sprout your hands are made for fisting x

Thank you but I’m holding out to fist the OP "

The op is trying to find foods that help to enlarge the anus x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CuriousDuo200 Make your way to me, let me show you a good time..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"DanBerks: I'll hold the OP's cheeks open while you smash his love tunnel with your baguette.

Cheers, Nora "

Haha wasn’t me but I’d pay to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Tit pic inbound, standby to be underwhelmed by my moobs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TattooedTess Show me your ass please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chai You’d be my cup of tea for sure. You are hot as water boiling in a kettle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TattooedTess Show me your ass please "

Dm me and I'll show you.

I don't show my tattoos in public pics x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and a happy weekend you beautiful lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mayor_of_Manchester I’d love to put your sunglasses in my fish taco

Signed Nora

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"ThatDancingGuyOnFab You make my colon shivers with those hips moves of yours x

So I make you sick

Apparently that person is an anal lover so it was supposed to be a compliment"

Oh... now it makes sense ...I'll take that compliment

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go for it

Tg x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to join in with your version F&B

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Mayor_of_Manchester I’d love to put your sunglasses in my fish taco

Signed Nora "

ewwwwwwwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I'm in to see what perverted things you've got to say about me, F&B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late to the party, but will stay for a quick dance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tinder_and_the_Beard I know that What's important to you is that all relationships are built on connection, trust, mutual respect and transparency with any potential friends. But I just want to smash both of your backdoors like a lunatic but I can do it in a friendly way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mayor_of_Manchester I’d love to put your sunglasses in my fish taco

Signed Nora

ewwwwwwwe"

I think that would be a new experience for my sunglasses

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over a year ago

DreamyBoo Although you are a queen size, I’d love to take you on 5 tic tac at hull’s gloryhole

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damselfly Let me deflowered your delicate flower with my sword that looks like a toothpick actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"inevitable Your shirt is that bright that I lost sight ! "
if u roll your eyes they will adjust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DreamyBoo Although you are a queen size, I’d love to take you on 5 tic tac at hull’s gloryhole "

What the hell does that mean F&B? Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hovis Waffle Shove your penis in my Belgium waffle !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damselfly Let me deflowered your delicate flower with my sword that looks like a toothpick actually. "

My delicate flower can only withstand gentle prodding anyway

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?"

Oh who’s this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?

Oh who’s this "

I can’t tell but I can tell you that he is a male and on this thread. Hope it helps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DreamyBoo Although you are a queen size, I’d love to take you on 5 tic tac at hull’s gloryhole

What the hell does that mean F&B? Ha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"DreamyBoo Although you are a queen size, I’d love to take you on 5 tic tac at hull’s gloryhole

What the hell does that mean F&B? Ha "

I am just the messenger luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DreamyBoo Although you are a queen size, I’d love to take you on 5 tic tac at hull’s gloryhole

What the hell does that mean F&B? Ha

I am just the messenger luv "

I've seen Hull's gloryhole. You sure??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

kinkyvanman I’d be at Solihull for the weekend message me I am in this thread.

Or messages everyone to find out who I am x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?

Oh who’s this "

Whoever it is I bet they want to thoroughly explore the South ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

AJ2388 Send me the address of the guy who put your bathroom tiles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hovis Waffle Shove your penis in my Belgium waffle ! "
oui, madam, oui

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I was given this message from a sexy lady to pass on...

F&B would love to wet your beard x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?

Oh who’s this

I can’t tell but I can tell you that he is a male and on this thread. Hope it helps x"

Not really . 3 on here I’ve met and there’s only one other who may want to meet me but hes either shy or crap at message continuation . I hate this game! This is why I do it instead of joining in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hovis Waffle Shove your penis in my Belgium waffle ! oui, madam, oui"

I you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?

Oh who’s this

I can’t tell but I can tell you that he is a male and on this thread. Hope it helps x

Not really . 3 on here I’ve met and there’s only one other who may want to meet me but hes either shy or crap at message continuation . I hate this game! This is why I do it instead of joining in! "

Ha ha Nora's getting stroppy!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Can you please tell Nora the Explorer that I'm more than ready to start exploring with her?

Oh who’s this

I can’t tell but I can tell you that he is a male and on this thread. Hope it helps x

Not really . 3 on here I’ve met and there’s only one other who may want to meet me but hes either shy or crap at message continuation . I hate this game! This is why I do it instead of joining in!

Ha ha Nora's getting stroppy! "

Moi? As if

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was given this message from a sexy lady to pass on...

F&B would love to wet your beard x"

Whoever you are you’d need to buy a Ford Fiesta first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was given this message from a sexy lady to pass on...

F&B would love to wet your beard x

Whoever you are you’d need to buy a Ford Fiesta first. "

I wonder who this could be from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Off now can someone take over ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Off now can someone take over ? "

You’ve killed it now, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danberks, use my fanny like a satsuma.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danberks, use my fanny like a satsuma."
palet clenser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inevitable, I'm thirsty kindly rinse your gooch sweat in my gob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inevitable, I'm thirsty kindly rinse your gooch sweat in my gob."
thats a handy offer im feeling funky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danberks, use my fanny like a satsuma."

Stuffed in a stocking at Christmas? Whatever floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Hotwife Seductions. 'I know you're only 3ft 7 but I've got a spare 14 inches for you.'

Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chai You’d be my cup of tea for sure. You are hot as water boiling in a kettle ! "

Thanks F+B

Secret admirer, feel free to wink x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Hotwife Seductions. 'I know you're only 3ft 7 but I've got a spare 14 inches for you.'

Rude. "

That's cool, if its spare I probably won't want it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mellrose Could you hydrate me with your pussy juice ? Failing that would you cut my toe nails ? "

Yeah sure F & B but I’ll pass on the later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo blooms, can you sing ole ole ole when you cum in my ferret box?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Danberks, use my fanny like a satsuma."

I've got on of those IKEA spaceship juicer thingies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall be in for a short while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rebel heart

Please be a tart

Let me stick it in where you fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rebel heart

Please be a tart

Let me stick it in where you fart"

I am

And

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leo blooms, can you sing ole ole ole when you cum in my ferret box? "

Very happy to have a ferret around in there with my pork probe mystery admirer, as long as you tell me you're Horny, Horny, Horny, Horny, Horny at the same time.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Are we nominating the hotwife to start the new thread for us ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mixed Devil, you're not a true devil until we can see your horn.. chargeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey you Fabulously Bearded superstar!

Can you tell the Amazonian Goddess Rebel.Heart that she has a secret admirer in Jordanhill who loves a tall 'un.

Cheers Dude!

I swear on Jim’s mom life I haven’t added the first bit !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

In for the happy ending

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

You promise not to add anything weird?

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kinky_couple2020 Let me do the helicopter with my penis while you eat your porridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You promise not to add anything weird?

I’m in. "

You know me babs!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Kinky_couple2020 Let me do the helicopter with my penis while you eat your porridge "

Is it man porridge? Get it straight in my mouth

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Am in and would love know what ppl think or want say

If brave msg and tell Me can guarantee always nice and respectful

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By *heMightySpud69Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'm in for the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey you Fabulously Bearded superstar!

Can you tell the Amazonian Goddess Rebel.Heart that she has a secret admirer in Jordanhill who loves a tall 'un.

Cheers Dude!

I swear on Jim’s mom life I haven’t added the first bit ! "

Oh my! Amazonian goddess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In … ah. Oh.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Mixed Devil, you're not a true devil until we can see your horn.. chargeeeee."

There is a horn on my profile…

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