FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s secret service F&B edition.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message.

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

No one will be left behind !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

In for a fake one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A hot man on this thread sent me that :

Please can you tell sprout that even if he doesn’t accommodate I’d like to park my snake in his dark alley

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm good at faking it

Wait...sorry, what?

I meant in

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A hot man on this thread sent me that :

Please can you tell sprout that even if he doesn’t accommodate I’d like to park my snake in his dark alley "

Hmmm I wonder who this is!

Reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette"

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for ricashewed

Sorry if I spelled your username wrongly the other day

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No secret is safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Innish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway "

I bet you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for the redhead Sparkle1974.

I used to love blondes but as soon as I came across your profile my taste in terms of birds’ feather so to speak has changed. Please let me cum in your belly button.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Message received from my well endowed mate with the best birthday in the world.

He has a question for the OP - how do I get to be fabulous...I'm already bearded

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Message for ricashewed

Sorry if I spelled your username wrongly the other day "

Just stick with Sex Goddess. Easy to spell and remarkably accurate

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in... you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For Sir olovingman in Gravesend, I heard you are the best shag ever but Sir olovingman

in Hill told me the same and ended disappointed and pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To sparkle that much boobage should be made illegal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Damselfly I wonder how are you legs today ?

Because you’ve been running in my mind last night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message received from my well endowed mate with the best birthday in the world.

He has a question for the OP - how do I get to be fabulous...I'm already bearded

Once you’d be évitable you’ll get fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pls tell Wonko if he's on the thread he's ripe for the plucking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please may you ask Mr Sprout if he’s called Mr Sprout because he only cums once a year at Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell everyone on this thread that they suck dick REAL good.

Not like that charlatan Ricky Machado.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway "

I imagine you salt bae vaginas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway

I imagine you salt bae vaginas "

So It gets tighter for my thin baguette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway

I imagine you salt bae vaginas

So It gets tighter for my thin baguette "

Perfect. My vagina got too loose with the Italian ciabattas

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Message for the redhead Sparkle1974.

I used to love blondes but as soon as I came across your profile my taste in terms of birds’ feather so to speak has changed. Please let me cum in your belly button. "

Wouldn't be the first time it's landed in there

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"To sparkle that much boobage should be made illegal"

Best get the handcuffs ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your best.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway

I bet you do

Flora - better for the cholesterol

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Not sure if flora knows though

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Please may you ask Mr Sprout if he’s called Mr Sprout because he only cums once a year at Christmas?"

It’s not even once a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Bellaseas her vagina is much finer when her liner's soaked in briner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for the OP. I’d butter your baguette

Sounds like a keeper if they can afford real butter right now

I only use salted butter anyway

I imagine you salt bae vaginas

So It gets tighter for my thin baguette

Perfect. My vagina got too loose with the Italian ciabattas "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for OP

I would happily stuff my mouth with your human croissant;-P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Belleseas let me I’ll L’Oréal you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_ustaman Let me flora your anus and pound it as my life depended on it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keyser_Soze Even if you are using the cm to measure your meat, I’ll still love to ride you

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

This thread could be the highlight of my day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know that Dee from Rickshawed, she’d get it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Melrose I’d love to whisper your name into your rectum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fiddlesticks Say hi to your Nan

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Fiddlesticks Say hi to your Nan "

She says she hasn’t got time for saying hello.

She’s just about to start the next full house down the bingo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jamie Hants The first time I laid my eyes on your profile I wanted to make love to your ears with my danish tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiddlesticks Say hi to your Nan

She says she hasn’t got time for saying hello.

She’s just about to start the next full house down the bingo. "

Ill pop round

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell sprout

OK I'll do it, but only if I can peg my nose!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Do any of you lot actually do any work? Or are you skiving...just like me?

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Tell sprout

OK I'll do it, but only if I can peg my nose!"

I’ve just bought a selection of new pegs. Or do you prefer wood?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nero let me do aunty Gertrude please

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nero let me do aunty Gertrude please "

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Sorry Fab'. Love you. Bye.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nero let me do aunty Gertrude please

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Sorry Fab'. Love you. Bye.

That will break the heart of the person who sent me that message

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Hi F&B,

Can you let F&B know that 'someone' is at a Romantic Coffee Enema for 2 today after spotting a deal on Wowcher and that 'someone' thought about asking him but he OR SHE was too shy to ask so he OR SHE is just having the pair of them and possibly a very emotional day.

Thanks babe, smooches

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey Jamie Hants!

Ricky Machado wants your snacks but hears you're the speeding queen of the Hampshire scene.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi F&B,

Thanks babe, smooches

xxx"

*starting the engine of my Ford Fiesta !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Duchessb I am not tall or

fit, I am bald and bold and have a thin 6inches and a half penis, not local or single and I am 29. Would you blow my penis, if I ask politely ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey FabulousAndBearded can you do me a favour matey and tell Dutchessb

That I want to play a game of hide the sausage with her.

Don't let know I said that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duchessb I am not tall or

fit, I am bald and bold and have a thin 6inches and a half penis, not local or single and I am 29. Would you blow my penis, if I ask politely ? "
. Haha think the asker knows the answer to this one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey FabulousAndBearded can you do me a favour matey and tell Dutchessb

That I want to play a game of hide the sausage with her.

Don't let know I said that though

I’ll make sure she won’t know it is from you promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey FabulousAndBearded can you do me a favour matey and tell Dutchessb

That I want to play a game of hide the sausage with her.

Don't let know I said that though

The secrets out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey FabulousAndBearded can you do me a favour matey and tell Dutchessb

That I want to play a game of hide the sausage with her.

Don't let know I said that though

I’ll make sure she won’t know it is from you promise "

Cheers brother

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey FabulousAndBearded can you do me a favour matey and tell Dutchessb

That I want to play a game of hide the sausage with her.

Don't let know I said that though

I’ll make sure she won’t know it is from you promise

Cheers brother

No needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey FabulousAndBearded can you do me a favour matey and tell Dutchessb

That I want to play a game of hide the sausage with her.

Don't let know I said that though

The sausage is out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you ask the Duchess if she's a real Dutchess or whether she's just one of these fake ones that are on TV or marrying Prince Harry.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Nora that Herts is only the paradise on earth because she lives there.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Jamie Hants The first time I laid my eyes on your profile I wanted to make love to your ears with my danish tongue. "

Bloody danish are at it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please ask fab fella if I can have a lick of his lolly. I can get right up to bottom red bit in my mouth at once

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you tell Nora that Herts is only the paradise on earth because she lives there. "

Awwww. I got a nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you ask the Duchess if she's a real Dutchess or whether she's just one of these fake ones that are on TV or marrying Prince Harry."

Real of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please ask fab fella if I can have a lick of his lolly. I can get right up to bottom red bit in my mouth at once "

Fab fella says feel free fitty

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Late, but in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

duchessb Would you meet me during the day even if you don’t day meet ? I have a dark and evening soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a fake one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell DX2019 If you are looking to experience new things, try my chocolate starfish ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d love to spunk between your armpits cook my sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d love to spunk between your armpits cook my sock"

Sexeh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please can I be the filling in an F&B and cook my sock sandwich ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm in for some French fun juice

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Count us in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"duchessb Would you meet me during the day even if you don’t day meet ? I have a dark and evening soul "

I don’t day meet ever lol! Sorry stranger!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whey hey! I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damselfly I wonder how are you legs today ?

Because you’ve been running in my mind last night!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can I play please Mr Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do any of you lot actually do any work? Or are you skiving...just like me?

The audaCITY of you!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You know that Dee from Rickshawed, she’d get it. "

Ooh, what am I getting? Do I need to dress up?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Fiddles that I'm still waiting for my 3some with him & the OP. I'm not sure I'd get much action, though. F&B will be up his Cadbury corridor before I can say "crumbliest, flakiest chocolate..." Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Ricky Machado that I (Red Voluptua) would love to swap security tips with him? He could tell me just how he breaks down people's backdoors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you also tell Sensuallover that I want to taste his arse crack sweat x

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Can you tell Fiddles that I'm still waiting for my 3some with him & the OP. I'm not sure I'd get much action, though. F&B will be up his Cadbury corridor before I can say "crumbliest, flakiest chocolate..." Xx"

Hope this was me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you GrumpyMcFuckNugget that I love the way he racontes a story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nell Gwynn I’d love to fingerblast your mouth x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

KnightsoftheCoffeeTable Please be aware that your cock in my ass is the only thing I think about when I am not thinking about something else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_ensuallover1000 You are the only I desire to see in real and meet in real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nell Gwynn I’d love to fingerblast your mouth x"

My lips are parted in lustful anticipation...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Long-leggedblond Even if you’d be brunette I’d do you from behind x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please can you pass this message on

Cook my sock, I can see that you're fed up, why not come over to mine and let's cheer you up by having some filthy fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off now just Pete will take it from there

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tg x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Hope this was me.

You can join us. Bring watermelon

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Long-leggedblond Even if you’d be brunette I’d do you from behind x"

Thank you. Any other positions on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off now just Pete will take it from there "

Did somebody say Just Pete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off now just Pete will take it from there

Did somebody say Just Pete? "

Finally!

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By *parrow77Man
over a year ago

cheshire

Always in but too shy and worried ppl don’t like or want me mkm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Off now just Pete will take it from there

Did somebody say Just Pete?

Finally!"

lmaoooo I only fucking knew I could say it because you pointed it out!

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in, F&B do your worst with the fakery!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"KnightsoftheCoffeeTable Please be aware that your cock in my ass is the only thing I think about when I am not thinking about something else "

Well I guess it's nice to know I'm on someone's mind, but am afraid my cock stays away from poop shutes.

The Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pls tell Wonko if he's on the thread he's ripe for the plucking!

never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clacton65 I’d love to feel your hand caressing my left knee

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"_ensuallover1000 You are the only I desire to see in real and meet in real "

To the Santiago Bernabéu Stadium we shall therefore go!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can you also tell Sensuallover that I want to taste his arse crack sweat x"

Thou may sup freely upon my salty goodness….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lemonbuttercream you are indeed like a lemon, your profile is sweet until I am not on it, I feel the bitterness of lemon and need to go back on if in order to get my daily dose of your beauty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tinder_and_the_Beard If one day you decide to try a dvp or a dp or a dap please think about me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kinky_Inked_Bi I don’t know you but I’d love to take you on a bumpy road with my Mercedes (suspension are fucked)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sparrow77 I’d love to swallow your cute cut cock at dusk while caffein dusk makes us a coffee

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

John Kanaka You are the only cyclist I’d love to ride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

TattooedTess I’d love to see if your fanny tastes like a lovely mentos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_agicfingers1 Not only your fingers are magic but your cock seems to have been painted by da Vinci itself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky_Inked_Bi I don’t know you but I’d love to take you on a bumpy road with my Mercedes (suspension are fucked) "

I need a good ride

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over a year ago

pjb77 Please put that kettlebell in my anus. But be gentle please as I am not a kettle bell whore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey

Could you please tell Kinky_Inked_Bi I'd love to motor boat her lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lemon buttercream, if you’re ever bi curious I think our boobs smushed would be heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TattooedTess I’d love to see if your fanny tastes like a lovely mentos "

Mentos???

Like the sweets? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pjb77 Please put that kettlebell in my anus. But be gentle please as I am not a kettle bell whore "

As gentle as you like ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lemonbuttercream you are indeed like a lemon, your profile is sweet until I am not on it, I feel the bitterness of lemon and need to go back on if in order to get my daily dose of your beauty "

Who the fuck wrote that! It's the most beautiful poetry I ever did see. You can have my soul and three of my holes for those beautiful words.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"TattooedTess I’d love to see if your fanny tastes like a lovely mentos

Mentos???

Like the sweets? Lol "

I don’t ask for details I just copy and past sorry but I think that person meant the sweet. Would you like me to ask which flavour ?

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"_agicfingers1 Not only your fingers are magic but your cock seems to have been painted by da Vinci itself ! "

Hopefully you're interested in art then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"pjb77 Please put that kettlebell in my anus. But be gentle please as I am not a kettle bell whore

As gentle as you like ?? "

Please reveal yourself just Pete

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_agicfingers1 If you use your paintbrush like he did, hell yes. (By paintbrush I meant your lovely penis)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lurkers I know you are watching in the shadow. Please make yourself know and the poster under will blow your penis.

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"_agicfingers1 If you use your paintbrush like he did, hell yes. (By paintbrush I meant your lovely penis) "

Maybe we could do some nude paintings

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Lurkers I know you are watching in the shadow. Please make yourself know and the poster under will blow your penis. "

Hope this was me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, as a late addition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lurkers I know you are watching in the shadow. Please make yourself know and the poster under will blow your penis. "

That is SO Ricky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_agicfingers1 If your tap produces white creamy paint, I am in!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kamando Please eat my ass I swear I haven’t had a spicy curry for lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lemmonbuttercream

Like how you put yourself across in the forum.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Lurkers I know you are watching in the shadow. Please make yourself know and the poster under will blow your penis. "

That will be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kamando Please eat my ass I swear I haven’t had a spicy curry for lunch "

Shame, we like curry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lurkers I know you are watching in the shadow. Please make yourself know and the poster under will blow your penis.

Hope this was me.

It is magicfinger1’s job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just Pete, I know you are a businessman and I also heard that in business you are harder than the dick of a prisoner

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"_agicfingers1 If your tap produces white creamy paint, I am in!! "

Tbf....it's the only colour I use lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad Nanna Every time I see your name popping to my box I cum as fast as a teenager in front of a German erotic movie with subtitles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_agicfingers1 With some imagination you could a dark or light brown xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just Pete, I know you are a businessman and I also heard that in business you are harder than the dick of a prisoner "

It is, with regret, you're fired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

JustPete could you please smash Karen’s backdoor before firing me as I believe she is the one who shat into your drawer x

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"_agicfingers1 With some imagination you could a dark or light brown xx"

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

_agicfingers1 Use your mind. I know that your paintbrush can take over sometimes but you’ll need to get my mind going before playing with my big tits

Signed: someone from this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Red Volupta Is it true that you have your own gloryhole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JustPete could you please smash Karen’s backdoor before firing me as I believe she is the one who shat into your drawer x"

Thank you for the opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi Nora can you tell F and B I still would! Thx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then 5 minutes

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

"_agicfingers1 Use your mind. I know that your paintbrush can take over sometimes but you’ll need to get my mind going before playing with my big tits

Signed: someone from this thread "

Once I get in the painting zone, you never know where it's going to take me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

inevitable Let me rim your outer rim for your bday mayday

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Red Volupta Is it true that you have your own gloryhole ? "

All my holes are glorious, mon Cher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"inevitable Let me rim your outer rim for your bday mayday "
go for it iv nawt better to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon buttercream, if you’re ever bi curious I think our boobs smushed would be heaven"

Only if we can smash our fannies together too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lemonbuttercream.....you can spread your buttercream on my cake anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell lemon buttercream if she starts being interested in Fanny smashing can I play too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon buttercream, if you’re ever bi curious I think our boobs smushed would be heaven

Only if we can smash our fannies together too. "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Flirtyandfunxxx You are the best pounder of Essex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Kinky inked bi, can I have a closer look at your ink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sensing I'm too late...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sensing I'm too late..."

Ricky Machado will start another thread soon

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