FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's Sunday, I'm stuck in bed and can't move much and I'm in need of your smutty smut messages for each other (and for me because I'm all needy again). Plus it's all sweet and innocent and filthy fun without leaving the house

So... come on people. Let's play

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

I need this today.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play for a bit posh stuff! I’m also stuck in bed still poorly

Send me your smut people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with a pick me up myself so I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I'm in a funky mood so I'll play.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Yay I'm in a funky mood so I'll play. "

I love your new profile picture

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Not on the forums often, but I'm in and happy to help anyone! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yay I'm in a funky mood so I'll play.

I love your new profile picture"

Ahh thank you! X

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I shall partake

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Go on then I’ll be in. Also happy to pass on any messages

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And we are kicking things off with one for a gorgeous lady...

Message for coyote ugly.

I like your new profile pic too x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Message for mellrose.

I fear if I pick her up I may never put her down. She is so beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And we are kicking things off with one for a gorgeous lady...

Message for coyote ugly.

I like your new profile pic too x"

Wanna hold the lead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’d be more than happy to join in, on this chilled Sunday afternoon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll park myself here for the duration. I've decided that grinding attrition is my new approach to Fab.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'll park myself here for the duration. I've decided that grinding on Posh is my new approach to Fab."

Aww thanks sexy

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)"

That's fine but in that case she can't touch my face

... I don't want to ruin my mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And for a second time I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry NSP I haven’t seen your thread

but in that one too !

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry NSP I haven’t seen your thread

but in that one too ! "

Is all good F&B, you can get messages in this one!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a damn hot hottie...

Please ask F&B if he’d fuck me if I dressed up as a watermelon?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another hot chick for the popular stud...

Please can you tell f&b I'm undecided if I want to grind on that beard of his, bend him over and make him scream a few hail Mary's or just get d*unk with him. Either way, I'm in

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'll park myself here for the duration. I've decided that grinding on Posh is my new approach to Fab.

Aww thanks sexy

I'm not one for the path of least resistance

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm here but..............

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Mayor_of_Manchester ... a beautiful and classy lady wants me to tell you that she can't wait to see you again

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We'll join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)

That's fine but in that case she can't touch my face

... I don't want to ruin my mascara

My hands will be busy elsewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in

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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Go on then

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for steadilydoesiy

Please can I join you in that tub? Only problem is I don't like to sit on plastic, got anything else for my bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate still isn’t sure if he’s in or not…but I am

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)

That's fine but in that case she can't touch my face

... I don't want to ruin my mascara

My hands will be busy elsewhere. "

the rest of my body is yours to explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for mellrose.

I fear if I pick her up I may never put her down. She is so beautiful"

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By *AFKA HovisMan
over a year ago

Sindon Swingdon Swindon

In for this one too.

And how's without saying, Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)

That's fine but in that case she can't touch my face

... I don't want to ruin my mascara

My hands will be busy elsewhere.

the rest of my body is yours to explore "

With my tongue yes?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Jumping in, and seeing who I want to jump on

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In for this one too.

And how's without saying, Posh

Oh Hovis. Say it anyway

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)

That's fine but in that case she can't touch my face

... I don't want to ruin my mascara

My hands will be busy elsewhere.

the rest of my body is yours to explore

With my tongue yes?

Oh my that just made my heart skip a beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Please can you ask thatdancingguyonfab if he can please wear that make up while he dances on me?

(Note from editor... say yes, dancing guy... cos she's so worth it)

That's fine but in that case she can't touch my face

... I don't want to ruin my mascara

My hands will be busy elsewhere.

the rest of my body is yours to explore

With my tongue yes?

Oh my that just made my heart skip a beat"

Sweetie... that's not your heart. The heart is higher up.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

Whatcha doing in bed Poshy xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in!

Whatcha doing in bed Poshy xx"

My back doesn't like the craft fair process apparently. So I'm behaving and laying down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in!

Whatcha doing in bed Poshy xx

My back doesn't like the craft fair process apparently. So I'm behaving and laying down

I often think i need some sort of suspension harness when dressmaking.. I feel your pain!

Want me to walk up and down on your back

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For Nelly G please

Good things come in small packages, you are a super sexy small package and I’d like to cum in you

(I think he is saying he is a good thing)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm in!

Whatcha doing in bed Poshy xx

My back doesn't like the craft fair process apparently. So I'm behaving and laying down

I often think i need some sort of suspension harness when dressmaking.. I feel your pain!

Want me to walk up and down on your back

Yes, yes, yes!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from an absolute cutie...

Coyote you had me from the first moment I saw all of you for the first time on a FPF… I still fantasy about the moment I have you for the first time.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy mate says...

I’d very much like to take a trip to MellRose’s very special Place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Nelly G please

Good things come in small packages, you are a super sexy small package and I’d like to cum in you

(I think he is saying he is a good thing)"

Well, that's very frank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To on then, I'm in!

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh my sexy pal is back...

Nell. … you’ve got pictures I can’t take my eyes off, a smile I don’t think I could take my lips off, and a body I wouldn’t take my hands off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In out in out shake it all about...

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

A very sexy couple has said

Hi there. Message for Mr Sprout please

When am I going to get to nibble your scotch eggs and saveloy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ooooh here's an offer not to refuse....

Please tell F&B that if he let's me smear creme brulee over his balls and buttocks so I can lick it off I'll give him a vigorous hand job behind the bins at Aldi.

(Editor's note... I thought you did that last week?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from an absolute cutie...

Coyote you had me from the first moment I saw all of you for the first time on a FPF… I still fantasy about the moment I have you for the first time.

FPF is generally how i put people off me.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One from an absolute cutie...

Coyote you had me from the first moment I saw all of you for the first time on a FPF… I still fantasy about the moment I have you for the first time.

FPF is generally how i put people off me. "

I keep missing you on FPF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my sexy pal is back...

Nell. … you’ve got pictures I can’t take my eyes off, a smile I don’t think I could take my lips off, and a body I wouldn’t take my hands off

Thank you, now reveal yourself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from an absolute cutie...

Coyote you had me from the first moment I saw all of you for the first time on a FPF… I still fantasy about the moment I have you for the first time.

FPF is generally how i put people off me.

I keep missing you on FPF

We'll just skip that and be friends!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"One from an absolute cutie...

Coyote you had me from the first moment I saw all of you for the first time on a FPF… I still fantasy about the moment I have you for the first time.

FPF is generally how i put people off me.

I keep missing you on FPF

We'll just skip that and be friends!

Yay!!

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"A very sexy couple has said

Hi there. Message for Mr Sprout please

When am I going to get to nibble your scotch eggs and saveloy"

I’ll pop to M&S in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sexy mate says...

I’d very much like to take a trip to MellRose’s very special Place.

Ooohhhhhh it is a very special place

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and happy to postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in and happy to postie

*play postie

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

In for a little while

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My sexy mate says

Please can you tell thatdancingguyonfab that his pictures are so delicious, they deserve to be in a gallery. His body is art. Michaelangelo would weep at your perfection.

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in for a Sunday browse

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for a babe from a babe...

Tryingitout19 Would you like to try my ass while I watch tipping point?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My hot mate says...

Could you tell _o scandalous that I have the face of Ed Sheeran but the dick of channing Tatum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For Nelly G please

Good things come in small packages, you are a super sexy small package and I’d like to cum in you

(I think he is saying he is a good thing)"

Oh, and reveal yourself please!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For a hottie....

Could you tell Woody B that I want him to teach me to play his instrument. We can start with just the one string though. I bet I could get a tune out of it

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

I’ve never done one of these… but I’m intrigued

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a hottie....

Could you tell Woody B that I want him to teach me to play his instrument. We can start with just the one string though. I bet I could get a tune out of it

Thank you…..x I think my instrument is out of tune ..

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My hot mate says...

Could you tell _o scandalous that I have the face of Ed Sheeran but the dick of channing Tatum."

Made me chuckle. If your hot mate says hello, I might offer to keep the lights off!

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"My sexy mate says

Please can you tell thatdancingguyonfab that his pictures are so delicious, they deserve to be in a gallery. His body is art. Michaelangelo would weep at your perfection."

I assume you are not talking about the orange ninja turtle

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

It's been a while, I'm on the look out for new friends and happy to play postman for your messages x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"One for a babe from a babe...

Tryingitout19 Would you like to try my ass while I watch tipping point?"

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for steadilydoesiy

Please can I join you in that tub? Only problem is I don't like to sit on plastic, got anything else for my bum?"

Always happy to make a gorgeous lady feel welcome and relaxed in my tub

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

My mate Nora thinks that steadily wotsit is quite hot. Where did he come from

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By *inky-guyMan
over a year ago

raunds

I'm in

Hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hunk of a guy would like to inform Nora he'd like to do some exploring of her curves please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate Nora thinks that steadily wotsit is quite hot. Where did he come from

I’d think he’d like to show her in person, Lincolnshire would be more interesting with Nora there

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A hunk of a guy would like to inform Nora he'd like to do some exploring of her curves please x"

Oooooh. How hunky

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"My mate Nora thinks that steadily wotsit is quite hot. Where did he come from

I’d think he’d like to show her in person, Lincolnshire would be more interesting with Nora there"

I shall tell her

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Were in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you tell coyote ugly I heard a strong rumour she's been cast as Victor meldrew in the one foot in the grave remake. I've set my sky+ to record it. And I might have a a cheeky wank watching it...

(Editor's note... he is a pervert but he's pretty so it's ok)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell coyote ugly I heard a strong rumour she's been cast as Victor meldrew in the one foot in the grave remake. I've set my sky+ to record it. And I might have a a cheeky wank watching it...

(Editor's note... he is a pervert but he's pretty so it's ok)"

I do constantly get mistaken for him, we have the same hair style.

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

I'm in OP, and have just sent you a message to deliver, Not so Posh Postie!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

For Hannabarbera

If you ever run out of ice lollies again please get in touch. I would gladly help you out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you tell coyote grumpy or not she makes me laugh and aroused xx

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

In, happy to be postie too x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Melrlrose think you're stunning...regularly up in Birmingham for work and would love to start chatting with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll play

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Go on then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chez/Sheff

I can’t believe I haven’t been nominated yet.

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By *inkyKissCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J xx

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By *orld Cup WillyMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

Someone tell the OP for me that I’d do her hard. Twice.

Thanks

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

Go on then I'll play for a bit

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Could you please tell Bellaseas…

I’ve still got that pint waiting for her. And us meeting could create enough electricity to help the country through the winter so… let’s do everyone a favour xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone tell the OP for me that I’d do her hard. Twice.

Thanks

Someone tell Dan that the OP is ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone tell the OP for me that I’d do her hard. Twice.

Thanks

Do you want me to send that anonymous ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

J xx "

I wish I had chance to say this….

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone tell the OP for me that I’d do her hard. Twice.

Thanks

Do you want me to send that anonymous ?

Can you send my reply anonymously too please Woody my sweet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone tell the OP for me that I’d do her hard. Twice.

Thanks

Do you want me to send that anonymous ?

Can you send my reply anonymously too please Woody my sweet?

done.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you please tell all the ladies MrMonkey appreciates their nakedness and it is helping his recovery, could be sped up by more nudes via PM though, thank you please

(He is subtle)

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By *uddscouple2019Couple
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Ok we’re up for this also.

P&K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melrlrose think you're stunning...regularly up in Birmingham for work and would love to start chatting with you..."

Obviously you haven’t read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Melrlrose think you're stunning...regularly up in Birmingham for work and would love to start chatting with you...

Obviously you haven’t read my profile

LOL

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oops sorry a late one!

Please could you tell Jasmine that I hope she has a wonderful week ahead & she should definitely enjoy a midweek drink x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Back in

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in!

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

I'm in and happy to relay messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops sorry a late one!

Please could you tell Jasmine that I hope she has a wonderful week ahead & she should definitely enjoy a midweek drink x

I’m definitely going to enjoy a midweek something..

J x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A hot man wants to know...

Nellywho who are you goddammit ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And a helpful pal says...

John Kanaka Since I saw you I can help to think about your seatless bike !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I have a message from a VERY sexy lady

Could you please ask Keyser_Soze how he likes he’s buns

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"And a helpful pal says...

John Kanaka Since I saw you I can help to think about your seatless bike !"

I'm guessing this is fabulous and bearded flirting with me!!

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"For Hannabarbera

If you ever run out of ice lollies again please get in touch. I would gladly help you out

Reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No love for wonko

I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message from a VERY sexy lady

Could you please ask Keyser_Soze how he likes he’s buns

Very sticky, with a splash of cream.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Just finished a long day of work. Can someone lighten up my night?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m in for this!

After today I could do with some happy distraction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carrier pigeons have delivered this not to me for Nelly Who…

“I think that you’re both awesome, I’d love to be sandwiched between you both”

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Count us in!

Tg x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

I’m late but in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Is this still going? I wanna play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoke signals from the dying embers in my fire pit have passed a sign…..For the legend that is Tea Monkey…

“Can you please pass on to Team Monkey that I hope he is okay and that I wish I could be giving him a big cuddle”

Whadda ya say fella, hug-o-rama time.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo to the lovely MissYB you beautiful minx

When do I get to worship you again? It’s been far too long.

Ooooo isn’t that an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling needy. Can I play?

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall

Oh go on can l come in

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Ooooo to the lovely MissYB you beautiful minx

When do I get to worship you again? It’s been far too long.

Ooooo isn’t that an offer

Oooooh I’m always always ready for a worshipping

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'm in

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Back in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The teletyper is chattering away and leaves a message from a rather delicious woman, for the delightful LemonButtercream.

“Please tell lemon butter cream I think she’s bloody hilarious, beautiful and has an amazing figure and has always been one of my girl crushes”

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By *un_ajMan
over a year ago

York

I’m in let’s hope my postman’s not on strike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LemonButtercreams box is overflowing tonight.

This just in from a disgracefully handsome chap.

“can you tell Lemon she is looking even more sensational these days and top of the morning to her.”

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

This just in from one very delicious sender….

For tinder and the beard….he looks like he could do with a hand with his shirt cuffs, I’d be willing to offer my hands if needing his shirt off

Yes. The answer needs to be yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message for _ixeddevil from a lovely lady...

Can you please pass to _ixeddevil if he’s a booty connoisseur how does he judge them….does he get hands on?

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Dipping my toe for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This just in from one very delicious sender….

For tinder and the beard….he looks like he could do with a hand with his shirt cuffs, I’d be willing to offer my hands if needing his shirt off

Yes. The answer needs to be yes!"

You’re not supposed to send them to yourself MYB lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The teletyper is chattering away and leaves a message from a rather delicious woman, for the delightful LemonButtercream.

“Please tell lemon butter cream I think she’s bloody hilarious, beautiful and has an amazing figure and has always been one of my girl crushes”

I love being a girl crush!!

thank you.

" “can you tell Lemon she is looking even more sensational these days and top of the morning to her.” "

I try my best.

*virtual hug*

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"This just in from one very delicious sender….

For tinder and the beard….he looks like he could do with a hand with his shirt cuffs, I’d be willing to offer my hands if needing his shirt off

Yes. The answer needs to be yes!

You’re not supposed to send them to yourself MYB lol xx"

I mean, I definitely would like to lend my hands to both Tinder and the Beard, but that was from a rather delicious lady xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I bugger off for a minute and get a full box!

My fit as fook mate says...

Can you tell the gigglers that I still think about what we got up to!

Repeat?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"This just in from one very delicious sender….

For tinder and the beard….he looks like he could do with a hand with his shirt cuffs, I’d be willing to offer my hands if needing his shirt off

Yes. The answer needs to be yes!"

I wouldn’t dare say no to that offer

they can be tricky buggers so she will have to get rather close

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My enigma decoder has just finished deciphering this one from a handsome chap.

“Can you tell Jasmine X who incredible her gorgeous body looks and does she need a gardener haha?”

With drought orders in place, you never know when the expertise is needed…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MixedDevil you're popular in my box.

Another lovely lady wants you to know that those big biceps make her weak at the knees. And she would love to see them in the flesh.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy af mate says...

Can you tell Magneto I wouldn't mind conditioning his hair if he would condition and braid my anal hair in return.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We are in

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm sure I remember requesting smut n lust n love for the OP in the OP...

You're all meanies

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"This just in from one very delicious sender….

For tinder and the beard….he looks like he could do with a hand with his shirt cuffs, I’d be willing to offer my hands if needing his shirt off

Yes. The answer needs to be yes!

You’re not supposed to send them to yourself MYB lol xx

I mean, I definitely would like to lend my hands to both Tinder and the Beard, but that was from a rather delicious lady xx"

Oh really, an extra pair of hands would always be welcome

Tg x

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

A good friend of mine has asked me to tell Miss YB that she should open her legs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"My sexy af mate says...

Can you tell Magneto I wouldn't mind conditioning his hair if he would condition and braid my anal hair in return."

AHH, I see you, there's only one person with enough anal hair for this to be possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure I remember requesting smut n lust n love for the OP in the OP...

You're all meanies

the OP. She’s leng.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"I have a message for _ixeddevil from a lovely lady...

Can you please pass to _ixeddevil if he’s a booty connoisseur how does he judge them….does he get hands on?

I have a sixth sense. But yes I do like getting hands on too

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Steve, my good man, a grade A certified hottie has demanded you give her the recipe to make your magic pickle stiff as a cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cards have spoken to me. And I’m spectacular fashion.

Posho! A stupendously sexy mate of mine has this for you…..

“I want to give her a vag a nosh and if she wants I will make her the best cup of tea she has ever had in her life! And tell her she's a treat to have on the forums.”

Now that’s an offer!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

"MixedDevil you're popular in my box.

Another lovely lady wants you to know that those big biceps make her weak at the knees. And she would love to see them in the flesh.

Mystery lady, i’m only one message away

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thanks y'all for joining in...

I'm going to go cry into my pillow cos y'all don't want me any more

Just kidding, I know you're all still penning the odes to my bosom or summat. But too late... thread closed

I'm not doing a thread 2 but someone should, there is so much sexy on the thread!

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