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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.

I promise I will not add anything weird

You can become a messenger yourself too, say :in, glad to be a messenger . And send a picture of your anus to the profile above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel list.

I promise I will not add anything weird

You can become a messenger yourself too, say :in, glad to be a messenger . And send a picture of your anus to the profile above.

"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

No-one could possibly want to see my anus

But otherwise I'm in

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I’m in and happy to be a messenger. Picture of chewbacca sent as well (its close enough to what my anus looks like )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m in and happy to be a messenger. Picture of chewbacca sent as well (its close enough to what my anus looks like )"

Love ppl who respect the rules ( )o( )

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am in for a wee bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inevitable a hot guy on this thread told me he would like to fuck your ass.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inevitable a hot guy on this thread told me he would like to fuck your ass.

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thats no surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

John Kanaka a good friend wants to know if there is a seat on your bike or not as you look rather happy

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Go on then

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh my arse not worth looking at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

John Kanaka...ooft..

Ps this one is real, I didn’t make it up

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I've not done this in ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in ...

And no pictures as my Bum is too pretty for your Excel files.....

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Hi F&B, can you message F&B to tell F&B that the weekly Frot'n'Fettuccine Friday has had to be moved to Saturday? Same time, just a little less alliterative.

But don't tell him I said, because I'm shy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in ...

And no pictures as my Bum is too pretty for your Excel files..... "

It’s not what it is written on the services toilet down the M5 !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

From a guy with a good haircut, can you message F&B to tell F&B that the weekly Frot'n'Fettuccine Friday has had to be moved to Saturday? Same time, just a little less alliterative.

But don't tell him I said, because I'm shy.

He is shy but has a good haircut and a nice penis on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I’m bored

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in ...

And no pictures as my Bum is too pretty for your Excel files.....

It’s not what it is written on the services toilet down the M5 ! "

And I paid him good money for that review!

Can't trust no one these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B "

Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B

Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl? "

No Aldi holds a special place in F&B's heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me

Ps this one is real too

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B

Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl?

No Aldi holds a special place in F&B's heart "

That's because eastern france were the first to welcome the germans in 1940

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would join in but I have 3% battery left as I've been waiting 3 days for my bumming round by Aldi’s bins F&B

Wasn't you told to go upmarket to Lidl?

No Aldi holds a special place in F&B's heart "

There are a few Aldis across the country ! Patience is the key, you’ll turn will come (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Mellrose,

Can I spank you with my belt?

Real one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a hot fella :

Hello there can u ask dreamy boo if I can park up behind that bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me

Ps this one is real too "

Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wittymrj The way you hold firmly your cock turns me on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Mellrose,

Can I spank you with my belt?

Real one too "

Ooohhhhh I do enjoy a good spanking

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me

Ps this one is real too

Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave "

It's okay dreamy, you can just bleach your moustache

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_tephanj Please caress my holes with that thick penis of yours

From a beautiful lady

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

duchessb I’d like to blow into your anus x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rickshawed This cucumber would look better in my ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MixedDevil your lob on gave me a hard on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me

Ps this one is real too

Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave

It's okay dreamy, you can just bleach your moustache "

What about the beard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Are you in Compersion?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Dreamyboo,

Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?

Real one

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We will play

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hot fella :

Hello there can u ask dreamy boo if I can park up behind that bum"

Best put your hazard lights on as you're in for one hell of a tight squeeze to Park there .....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Dreamyboo, I think you arse is perfect, and would love to have it grinding on me

Ps this one is real too

Woo, I've pulled...... I'm off to give it a shave

It's okay dreamy, you can just bleach your moustache

What about the beard? "

That too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Dreamyboo,

Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?

Real one "

If I can hold your balls tight and scream "Yee Haw" at the top of my voice then why not.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell to to the beard (assuming it is the make one) from Tinder_and_the_Beard that he has lovely bollocks on him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In...because this is just wunderbar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real message from fabber to you

Dear f&b id like to open your anus and fill it with a spam and mayo baguette

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Go on then, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not make me a postie people tho

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"For Dreamyboo,

Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?

Real one

If I can hold your balls tight and scream "Yee Haw" at the top of my voice then why not....."

Jheeze don’t rip the poor man’s bollocks off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell The pimpernel that I would let him pimp me if he shag my exhaust pipe

From a mechanic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Real message from fabber to you

Dear f&b id like to open your anus and fill it with a spam and mayo baguette "

A spam ?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’d like to wish everyone a fantabulous weekend. That’s all really

Keep smiling

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Are you in Compersion? "

No lovely. But I'll enjoy reading them when I get back home later on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can you tell F&B that he will rue the day that he decided to come back to fab was another i just got in the mail

Again people im not a postman

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Russel Sprout Did you steal those haribo from Shag tonight when you shagged him last night ?

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?

"

To _anilla switch from a guy on this thread.

If you got the bread I have the sausage, the brown sauce will come from

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle


"Russel Sprout Did you steal those haribo from Shag tonight when you shagged him last night ? "

It wasn’t last night, but yes. Yes I did steal them from him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Dreamyboo,

Want to take a ride on my veiny cock?

Real one

If I can hold your balls tight and scream "Yee Haw" at the top of my voice then why not.....

Jheeze don’t rip the poor man’s bollocks off "

I have superglue don't worry yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wittymrj The way you hold firmly your cock turns me on "
come hold it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman "

good one I must admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman

good one I must admit "

I thought so too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman "
id much rather be the milkman ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs"

Make ya mind up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In if it's real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for a wee while

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I shall partake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In if it's real "
it is real

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Vanillaswitch, I’m probably too young for you but can I take your fishnets off with my mouth?

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In if it's real "

Don’t know why you’d be wary there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs

Make ya mind up "
maybe an amazon delivery guy il bash your back door drop my parcel and run off before you turn around

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Compersion: how about we take F&B to a dungeon and treat him to something nice?

I am lactose intolerant so those milky tities are off for me sorry ladies

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"In if it's real

Don’t know why you’d be wary there "

Dont trust this man ^

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"_tephanj Please caress my holes with that thick penis of yours

From a beautiful lady "

OMG this can't be real

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?

To _anilla switch from a guy on this thread.

If you got the bread I have the sausage, the brown sauce will come from "

The bottle, I’m hoping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs

Make ya mind up maybe an amazon delivery guy il bash your back door drop my parcel and run off before you turn around "

Don’t you mean Hermes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs

Make ya mind up maybe an amazon delivery guy il bash your back door drop my parcel and run off before you turn around

Don’t you mean Hermes "
i can be a god if you wish as i yodel down your poop shoot

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"For Vanillaswitch, I’m probably too young for you but can I take your fishnets off with my mouth?

Real one "

Ooooh with your teeth you say?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please could you tell Caffeine Dusk....

My gossamer-bearded friend, you need twice as many Gaiman dollars to bring in December. I have Christmas to pay for. Also, extracting them from you make take some time. Please wear chapstick.

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Also, can someone please make me a sausage sandwich with brown sauce?

To _anilla switch from a guy on this thread.

If you got the bread I have the sausage, the brown sauce will come from

The bottle, I’m hoping! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for FabulousandBearded

I'm Fabulous,you're Bearded ....

Fancy rubbing naked bodies together and seeing what comes up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hotwifeseduction.

Come to my secret hideaway and let's talk about donination

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Nell Gywnn, I wrote you a little poem. You have beautiful eyes and amazing lips, please can I suckle on your nips?

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message for FabulousandBearded

I'm Fabulous,you're Bearded ....

Fancy rubbing naked bodies together and seeing what comes up? "

Free of charge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Inevitable

If you're bored at work, fancy letting me pull those Cycling shorts down and see what springs up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hotwifeseduction.

Come to my secret hideaway and let's talk about donination

Real one "

This is an educated way of saying get in the van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Inevitable

If you're bored at work, fancy letting me pull those Cycling shorts down and see what springs up? "
boioioioioing yes but only of you give whats inside a hug with uranus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Nell Gywnn, I wrote you a little poem. You have beautiful eyes and amazing lips, please can I suckle on your nips?

Real one "

Beautiful!

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"For Vanillaswitch, I’m probably too young for you but can I take your fishnets off with my mouth?

Real one

Ooooh with your teeth you say?!"

I’ll throw in a little bit of tongue as well if you’re lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.

Real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for thatdancingguy

Please will you be my personal Magic Mike for my upcoming Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs

Make ya mind up maybe an amazon delivery guy il bash your back door drop my parcel and run off before you turn around

Don’t you mean Hermes i can be a god if you wish as i yodel down your poop shoot "

You can use my harmonica as I’m sure it would sound better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a hottie

inevitable can post through my box anytime even thou he’s not a postman id much rather be the milkman ffs

Make ya mind up maybe an amazon delivery guy il bash your back door drop my parcel and run off before you turn around

Don’t you mean Hermes i can be a god if you wish as i yodel down your poop shoot

You can use my harmonica as I’m sure it would sound better "
nobody knows the trouble iv seeeeeeen...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please can you tell Drwhowhatwherewhy that he is without a shadow of a doubt the best individual on fab and that any of fabs lovely ladies would be amiss if they did not take him to bed.

Réal one

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Please can you tell Drwhowhatwherewhy that he is without a shadow of a doubt the best individual on fab and that any of fabs lovely ladies would be amiss if they did not take him to bed.

Réal one "

Oh really, who ever you are you are making me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"duchessb I’d like to blow into your anus x

"

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By *ay-89Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm in

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll play x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

DuchessB want to take this D?

Real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for DrWhowhatwherewhy

Ever fancied some time with an older woman?

By the time I've finished with you you'll be wondering who I was,what was that,where did it go and why the hell did it feel so good......

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Message for DrWhowhatwherewhy

Ever fancied some time with an older woman?

By the time I've finished with you you'll be wondering who I was,what was that,where did it go and why the hell did it feel so good...... "

Age is but a number and I'm quite easy. Sign me up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in for a bit

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Rickshawed This cucumber would look better in my ass "

I'll buy a fresh one - just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for the fake messages please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In for the fake messages please "

Don’t know what you are talking about but nice tits on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Cook my sock

The only thing I'd be running in this heat is my tongue down your torso

Real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkle you made my winky hard and i want to take you to the woods and make the bushes shake to the lion sleeps tonight as i give you a world class stuffing

Guys last time all messages will be deleted if you send to me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In for the fake messages please

Don’t know what you are talking about but nice tits on you "

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

I haven't taken part in one of these for a while so I'm in

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

this has to be the best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For Cook my sock

The only thing I'd be running in this heat is my tongue down your torso

Real one "

‘real one’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell Cook my Sock

I need some salt and pepper between my thighs 

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For Cook my sock

The only thing I'd be running in this heat is my tongue down your torso

Real one

‘real one’"

I swear this time lol that is a real one from a girl with a massive bossom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Damselfly

It's "inconceivable" to see you back 

Last last time foot is down grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For Invincible Girl let me park my cock into your dick garage x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello, could you please pass on a missive to Tinder & the Beard - such a sexy couple, new pics please!

thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Little-Miss-Cunty-1 your cunt looks better than Little-Miss-Cunty-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Could you tell Cook my Sock

I need some salt and pepper between my thighs 

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Invincible girl how are you within quarter mile and not squeezing my cock up you yet

Real one

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS


"Invincible girl how are you within quarter mile and not squeezing my cock up you yet

Real one "

Haha I know who that is... why isn't he in my inbox yet?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]"

I saw it

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]

I saw it "

What did I miss?

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Message for thatdancingguy

Please will you be my personal Magic Mike for my upcoming Birthday "

When is your birthday? and where ? ...let me go find my strip thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There should be forfeits for anyone who deletes posts

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For inevitable

Turn that frown upside down and get your willy out for the old dears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 13:55:23]

I saw it

What did I miss?"

It was for you !

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"There should be forfeits for anyone who deletes posts "

I'd be screwed then

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Late in dare I lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For inevitable

Turn that frown upside down and get your willy out for the old dears "
yodas grandma loves it

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.

Real one "

Who is John Sergeant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There should be forfeits for anyone who deletes posts

I'd be screwed then "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a fake message

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.

Real one

Who is John Sergeant? "

Some celebrity, google him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please let me run my hands down your chest. I'll die a very happy woman!

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanda woman is like to suckle on your Nipples while toeing your pussy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lady Luck I’ll love to pour some milk into your lovey rectum and fuck it so hard that I’ll make some butter

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington


"Please tell ThatDancingGuy I want to watch him and John Sergeant do a nude version of strictly. No kissing though that makes me uncomfortable.

Real one

Who is John Sergeant?

Some celebrity, google him"

Just did ( wish I hadn't ) ...he is like 80 ...why would anyone want to see me dance naked next to an 80 year old man, is a bit of a mystery to me ... and who ever made this request, you and I need to talk about your kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for _parkle1974 from a cutie

You bright up my darkest days

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire


"Lady Luck I’ll love to pour some milk into your lovey rectum and fuck it so hard that I’ll make some butter "

Ohhh a almost perfect message but the no entry area lol, if allow me to watch then see if change my ways

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in if anyone has a burning desire to tell something.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Late but popping in

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon all

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Message for _parkle1974 from a cutie

You bright up my darkest days "

Glad to be of service x

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London


"John Kanaka...ooft..

Ps this one is real, I didn’t make it up "

I'm not convinced!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DuchessB want to take this D?

Real one "

Get in touch, I don’t bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DuchessB want to take this D?

Real one

Get in touch, I don’t bite "
unless he wants ya to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Message for big Eric tion please

Your pics are very appealing mind racing so love to witness in person

Thank you x

Real one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Could you tell kinky_inked_bi I'd like to be popping it in, late or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Kinky inked iv missed your norks around this place you very buch brighten up my erections when you return

Real one

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH


"Message for big Eric tion please

Your pics are very appealing mind racing so love to witness in person

Thank you x

Real one "

Interesting. Maybe you should let me know who you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

KinkyInkedBi, want to pop your titties in between my face?

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Clacton65 id like to see your penis fucking a watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tryingitout19 You didn’t my holes yet because I swear on Jim’s mum that they are warm welcome and all cleaned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After an epic drive back from The Lakes, I am in too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please tell Bellaseas that I would very much like to monkey around with her when I'm better and my mojo returns.

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saltnpepperguy8 This cock is made for fucking humans and fruits like watermelon x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"KinkyInkedBi, want to pop your titties in between my face?

Real one "

I can pop them around your face

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Could you tell kinky_inked_bi I'd like to be popping it in, late or otherwise. "

Pop in and out, shake it all about?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Kinky inked iv missed your norks around this place you very buch brighten up my erections when you return

Real one "

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kinky inked iv missed your norks around this place you very buch brighten up my erections when you return

Real one

Mwah "
right back at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saltnpepperguy8 This cock is made for fucking humans and fruits like watermelon x "

F&B...much appreciated. Been thrown out of the fruit aisle on more than one occasion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clacton65 id like to see your penis fucking a watermelon "

Thank you prefer a lady’s mouth or foof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

_ig_eric_tion fancy crossing the border and pitching a tent at mine

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you tell Dee from Rickshawed that her anus is safe from me, but her pussy is a different matter

Real one!

From the guy who read the rules and sent me a pic of Uranus !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for big Eric tion please

Your pics are very appealing mind racing so love to witness in person

Thank you x

Real one

Interesting. Maybe you should let me know who you are. "

It wasn't me ha ha

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

I'm in. Let's see what happens. Last time I tried to take a pic of my anus I lost my balance and fell off the stool in the photo booth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in. Let's see what happens. Last time I tried to take a pic of my anus I lost my balance and fell off the stool in the photo booth

"

tripod and self time stallion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sparkles

You brighten My day

You brighten my Evening

Everyday you brighten with you

Cowgirl x

Real one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And last word

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