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"I might get an erection" I hope it’s a nice girthy one | |||
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"I might get an erection I hope it’s a nice girthy one " Thin and y unfortunately, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles | |||
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"I might get an erection I hope it’s a nice girthy one Thin and w*edy unfortunately, but that's just the way the cookie crumbles" God damned automatic word filters | |||
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"I might get an erection" Have you got planning permission or is it within permitted development | |||
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"It's meant to rain tomorrow? That excites me. Summers nearly over, that really excites me. " Good point, this is now exciting me | |||
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"I might get an erection Have you got planning permission or is it within permitted development " Dont need to if its below a certain height. *checks penis* Yeah I'm safe | |||
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"Getting my car back and planning a long awaited road trip " On the way back take a diversion through Berkshire .. Cemetery Corner in Reading is glorious at this time of year | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. " Congrats, new part of the country? | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country?" Yepp, I'm heading further south | |||
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"It's to be a lot cooler tomorrow so there's that. Other than that, I'm launching court action to get full custody of my kids." good luck with that my friend | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south " Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* " I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south " I’ve only just realised how close we are and you’re moving! | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. " Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south I’ve only just realised how close we are and you’re moving! " Don't worry, I'm not moving for a month, and I'll be back a few weekends every month | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now " You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo " If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo " I'm trying to watch my figure but 2 hours is a long drive just for coffee | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine " Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me?" It's liessssssss!!! | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! " Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me?" Lol, that's why I said might. You choose who you share your wine with | |||
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"I made a new friend this weekend so I may try and see if I can tempt them closer with the promise of an ice cream and a look at my ducks " Are the ducks a euphemism? | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? Lol, that's why I said might. You choose who you share your wine with " Okay, I was perhaps a little too defensive then. I apologise | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in." Cool, thanks | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in." Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha | |||
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"Road trip starting Wednesday to spend time with my absolute favourite person and other lovely hooman beans. I'm very excited." Have you seen the price of fuel ? | |||
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"Road trip starting Wednesday to spend time with my absolute favourite person and other lovely hooman beans. I'm very excited. Have you seen the price of fuel ? " It was less than it has been. Stop trying to convince me not to come north ffs! | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha " Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! | |||
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"It's to be a lot cooler tomorrow so there's that. Other than that, I'm launching court action to get full custody of my kids. good luck with that my friend " Thanks. I'm hoping it'll be a clear cut case but with her I can't say for sure | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! " Okay, see you next week | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! Okay, see you next week " I'll do it! My finger is hovering over the delete button. You'll be sorry when I'm gone! | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! Okay, see you next week I'll do it! My finger is hovering over the delete button. You'll be sorry when I'm gone!" We'll be even sorrier when you come back | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! Okay, see you next week I'll do it! My finger is hovering over the delete button. You'll be sorry when I'm gone!" I can still see you | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! Okay, see you next week I'll do it! My finger is hovering over the delete button. You'll be sorry when I'm gone! We'll be even sorrier when you come back " PAIN! I'm going to go sit in the corner I think | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! Okay, see you next week I'll do it! My finger is hovering over the delete button. You'll be sorry when I'm gone! We'll be even sorrier when you come back PAIN! I'm going to go sit in the corner I think " I'm kidding, we'd totally miss you, please don't sulk | |||
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"I'm starting a new job, and moving house. It's more stressful than exciting at this stage. Congrats, new part of the country? Yepp, I'm heading further south Oh no! Then you would be closer to me! *runs to the hills* I will, probably about 2 hours from you. We'll be almost neighbours. Noooo! I'll have to barricade the front door now You're supposed to invite new neighbours over for coffee and cake. Apparently you didn't get the memo If you voted for hids boobs the other day he might, I say might, even offer wine Gees, that was a one time offer! Are you trying to bankrupt me? It's liessssssss!!! Ahhh ffs! Fine, take it! Take it all! I'm going to find a cardboard box to sleep in. Look at you getting all stroppy ha ha Ganged up on now. That's it, I'm quitting fab! Okay, see you next week I'll do it! My finger is hovering over the delete button. You'll be sorry when I'm gone! We'll be even sorrier when you come back PAIN! I'm going to go sit in the corner I think I'm kidding, we'd totally miss you, please don't sulk " Too late, I have a very fragile masculinity | |||
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