FabSwingers.com forum: After sex what do you say to your partner?

By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Well????...... mine is normally "turn the fan on" or "ill go let the dog in now"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Sex? I'm not sure I remember what that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing....unless there's a phone nearby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thank u

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

Was that it??

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Who’s this you are again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Winnneeee???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just gonna use the bathroom". And then sneak out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much was it again? £50?

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Same time next fucking year?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on what kind of sex we have had lol

You ok?

OMG did you enjoy that as much as I did?

Pass me the wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Well give me five then round two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five, say good job and rate their vagina on tripadvisor thanking them for a lovely stay

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By *he Wrangler and BelleCouple
over a year ago

Bishops Strortford

Tea?

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Ooochy - Coo - Coo?"

Then woken up by her little kitten kneading my hairy chest with it's claws.

Ouch!!!

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

Seee ya

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"High five, say good job and rate their vagina on tripadvisor thanking them for a lovely stay"

this wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on, blow bubbles with it

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By *assing Fancies x OP Couple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

""Just gonna use the bathroom". And then sneak out the window"
what... butt naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Let that be a warning to you!” Or something like that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Same time next year, dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m so unfit “ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have arrived but you aint done yet

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Although it has been an essentially primeval act between two consenting adults, it's always nice to show some genuine appreciation by being warm, kind and affectionate.

Penetration is the ultimate of intimacy!

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

Car is on double yellow are you going to make the ticket worthwhile.

Again...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Pat him firmly on the back before giving him an arm punch and saying “well done fella, good job”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's go again!

My kinda woman

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

See you again in 10yrs time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Just gonna use the bathroom". And then sneak out the window what... butt naked?

Yep, put on the spare clothes I planted in the bushes earlier that night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So. How much did we say?…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww its very cute you think your finished has been used also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So. Remember…. My name is Dan Berks……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bye

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold him in the foetal position as he cries.

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By *tockport 69Couple
over a year ago

Stockport

Well hope all you 3 had a good time .round 2

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Please don't smoke. Just slow down next time.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round 2?

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Round 2?

J x "

Another woman that’s my kinda lady

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Who are you and why are you in my house?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Mmmm not bad for starters...can we move on to the main course now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bye"
had a feeling about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tissue please

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Goodnight lol or sometimes the Mrs loves and leaves to go sleep on the couch to avoid listening to Mr snoring

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By *ayjay39777Man
over a year ago

Warrington

“Sorry, did i wake you?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Good night

Doesn't matter what time of the day it is, I am very sleepy after a good orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd better leave at the next bus stop

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

'That was good value!'

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By *lueyes84Man
over a year ago

Ballygawley

I used to say where is the lighter but now I say thanks lol

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Playstation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not in the habit of talking to myself

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By *ighty DuckMan
over a year ago

andover

Time to big them up and make them feel awesome with compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you

I hate this bit when when we kiss goodbye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the towel.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can we go again

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By *rDJ40Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Get the towel."

Do you make a bit of a mess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't say anything...usually a big satisfactory sigh and a giggle as I starfish on the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't say anything...usually a big satisfactory sigh and a giggle as I starfish on the bed."

I only take up a little bit of space in bed, would you allow a little one to share with you lol

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By *enxxxxx30Woman
over a year ago

all

fort i was great lol

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I love it when you do that!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'll tell you when it happens

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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"This is a nice dream"

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

When did you grow these balls ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheers ??

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By *ornyMen86Man
over a year ago

Warrington

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Out of a maximum of ten I'm going to give you a score of...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me to tip the cleaners tomorrow morning

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

“GG let’s work on a few things in training next week”

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

What was your name again

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By *ontrosebicoupMan
over a year ago

MONTROSE

Can I clean u up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Oh i forgot to tell you the results of my sti check up'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What times my brother home ??

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By *on655Man
over a year ago

Bronte

*Borat voice*

Very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea?

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By *annaSeeUsNakedCouple
over a year ago

Mid Cornwall

Nothing usually.

I just finish the autopsy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing usually.

I just finish the autopsy. "

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Ready to go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shall I call you a taxi

hahahaha

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Usually "Thank you for sex" yes I'm strange!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on how breathless I am, and able to speak

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Shuffle to the side with me so I can grab the towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better get going, husband and the kids will be back soon

Lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

It varies,

Ooft, that got a bit intense !

Don’t move, I’ll get the towel before it goes on the sheets.

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By *adyluck..Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Wow !! Tea or coffee ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow !! Tea or coffee ??

Coffee please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think the Kettle should be boiled by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. Look its still hard. Lets carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you....bye

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Shall I make us some toast?

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By *ecret_Passion777Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Normally something like “That was classic inter course! So, erm, thanks.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffeeeeee

zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I gasp "Let me keep hold of you, don't get off!!!" while gripping her.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Love you....bye"

Bless

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"How much was it again? £50?

Cheepskate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pat them on the bum cheek, tell them that was great.

Then reassure myself that I'm still a great coroner , put the cover back on the body and get back to work...... Rag

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It's normally cuppa tea related after post coital cuddles

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

"Get out "

I had a fantastic meet a few years ago with a lovely woman whom I was very fond of; we tried position 'in the book' and after we had both cum, she told me to "get out"; we were in her mother's home.

Next afternoon she was on the dog and bone wanting another meet that night, and I facilitated her!

Regrettably she moved abroad for a few years, got involved in a dismal marriage that ended in divorce and then came back yet again.

Somehow that "Get out" command has stuck with me!

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