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Pizza Bodies! Want a slice?

& Ma’am (32)
MF Cpl in Mid Cornwall, South West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 23 to 39 only. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Sir

32 years old
Bi-curious

6'2"  188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Ma’am

32 years old
Bi-curious

5'7"  170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Interests

Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties
Welcome to the page of a couple who decided to settle first, and fuck other people second.

She has the body of a woman. The police investigation can’t find it. Powerfully capable, unique, nerdy and confident, she has a laugh so filthy it violates the current government’s green policy.

Physically she has boobs so big they require a solid grasp of the alphabet to get to, and thighs you really want to have around your face.

He has the body of a man. It wandered off. With the ability to be adequate at pub quizzes and skilled at hitting a Charlie XCX CD with a bow and arrow from great and heroic distances, his sarcasm degree is laminated to keep the tears from staining it.

He has a penis. It’s designed to have him at one end and you at the other. He can’t dance, but he knows all the moves to sex. Forward, then backward, right?

We’re not thin, or models. We eat pizza and drink beer. We’re not Jabba the Hutt, but we’re Henry Caville in mind, not body. Yes, we’re angry at that too.

We’re nerds. He plays games and paints tiny figures and praises The Emperor, she is currently speed-running The Binding of Isaac and watches bullshit documentaries. Give us board game recommendations!

What’s your favourite Bob’s Burgers character? Who’s your favourite Imperial Guard Regiment? ACOTAR or Fourth Wing?

Here’s some carefully vetted reviews:

‘Get your hands off my fucking pupa’ - Corvo, Solar Opposites.

‘No I don’t want you to be my grown adult children, stop contacting me.’ - Henry Caville, actor and hunk.

‘If you choose to answer the door naked and erect again, we will stop visiting your homestead.’ - Jehovah’s Witnesses, local

Checked regularly - 14/09/24

We believe in vaccinations.

Safe sex: no guns.

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