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& Ma’am (32)
MF Cpl in Mid Cornwall, South West, UK
Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

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Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women aged 18 to 38 only. Will meet smokers.

Meeting

Can accommodate. Can travel.

Sir

32 years old
Bi-curious

6'2"  188cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Ma’am

32 years old
Bi-curious

5'7"  170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism
Welcome to the page of a couple who considers sex a team sport. We have been here since ‘18 but trust us: we have no idea what we’re doing.

Bi! We are Bi-friendly! We suck dick!

She looks exactly like Anna Kendrick insofar as they are the same gender. Complete with G-cups with matching jewellery, she’ll shock you with a vagina, choking fetish and a love for swallowing all you have to offer. A* graduate Ravenclaw.

He looks vaguely like a human being. Tall, broad-shouldered and sporting a beard that was popular 10 years ago, he’ll impress you with terrible geek trivia, a terrific wang and a love for thighs wrapped around faces.

We are looking for the geeks, nerds and dark-humoured members of this community. Can you name three Death-Eaters? Does The Emperor Protect? Do you Remember The Cant?

If so, our mouths and your private parts have an appointment.

We are on the verge of being chunky monkeys. The closest we have to a six-pack is beer. It’s a human thing.

Don’t believe us? Here’s some vetted reviews:

‘No, I don’t care that Bidoof is your favourite Pokémon’ - Dentist.

‘Hm.’ - Geralt of Rivia

‘Please do not attempt to make contact with my client again’ - Anna Kendrick’s lawyer

Checked regularly - 30/09/23

COVID Vaccinated - 06/21.

Safe sex: no guns.

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