FabSwingers.com forum: What are you strangely good at when you are d*unk

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirting.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Finding snacks

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Urinating against walls….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rapping

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Being miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting."

How much wine have you had tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Running olympic speed fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lifting minis and break my arm

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Flirting and dad dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?"

Only the one glass

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By *ucksguy2000Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

Sleeping

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Remembering everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a complete twat

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Getting up on stage n grabbing the mic n start singing if there's a band playing n I know the song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?

Only the one glass

It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Flukes on the pool table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?

Only the one glass

It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now."

It's the middle of the week man!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Improv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?

Only the one glass

It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.

It's the middle of the week man!!!"

Exactly. You should be celebrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?

Only the one glass

It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.

It's the middle of the week man!!!

Exactly. You should be celebrating."

Check back in an hour

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not d*unk... but my Fire Spinning is definitely way better than normal if I've had a Spliff!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Standing horizontally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appearing sober

Being horribly hungover the next day

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Bowling and pool.

My aim seems to start to get better as I get more relaxed, then it goes really bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?

Only the one glass

It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.

It's the middle of the week man!!!

Exactly. You should be celebrating.

Check back in an hour"

I’ll be d*unk by then so be prepared for me to drop a verse

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Singing.....not really, but I convince myself I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say making friends!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flirting.

How much wine have you had tonight?

Only the one glass

It’s 8:18pm. You’ve usually had a bottle by now.

It's the middle of the week man!!!

Exactly. You should be celebrating.

Check back in an hour

I’ll be d*unk by then so be prepared for me to drop a verse

I shall read it in a Geordie accent

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I would say making friends!! "

See you at the bar

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

Always able to get home with wallet and keys

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Talking more than usual - and that’s saying something given I can blether for Scotland anyway!

Giving WAY too much away on here tonight as I’m on the red wine which goes straight to my head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Embarrassing myself

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

D*unk texting embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Talking more than usual - and that’s saying something given I can blether for Scotland anyway!

Giving WAY too much away on here tonight as I’m on the red wine which goes straight to my head!"
keep talking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking when I actually do bother.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Having deep, meaningful, intelligent conversations

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

"Remembering everything"

Funny that, I used to think I was the only one

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Drinking when I actually do bother."

A strange habit, but largely enjoyable, giving general satisfaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking other languages

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Talking absolute shite !!

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Speaking other languages"
give us a sentence in Spanish xx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Upsetting people and foreign languages

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By *aptain_commandoMan
over a year ago

south west

I can just disappear with no notice

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Talking absolute shite !!

"
I do that when I'm sober trust me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding my way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking shite and undressing women with my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impressing people with my foreign language skills and helps me excel on the dance floor

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Vomiting

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

Pool and darts

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman
over a year ago

Newport

Going live on Facebook doing teddy bear rolls around the living room and falling asleep

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

How has no one yet said porn star sex??

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"How has no one yet said porn star sex??

Because I'm good at that all the time

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Speaking German

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By *imher302022Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Drinking more and making bad decisions

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Pool

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sleeping. Best nights kip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How has no one yet said porn star sex??

My thinking though is porn star sex is actually shit sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleeping. Best nights kip

Oh same!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping. Believing that maybe, just maybe I can dance.

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Appearing sober and always making it home

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

Passing out in a pool of vomit in the gutter

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Passing out in a pool of vomit in the gutter

Think the worst one I had was throwing up over a girl I fancied, Twice, in the back of a taxi on the way back to hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing

J x

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By *eepjoyMan
over a year ago

truro

Singing and being incredibly witty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Speaking other languagesgive us a sentence in Spanish xx

That’s awfully easy

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Everything!!!

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Everything!!!

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By *onLicksMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Flirting."
me too! Both online and in real life.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Elongating every vowel.

So it becomes graaaaaaaass. Etc.

Oh and deciding that I should be a dancehall queen. In my head yeah.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Speaking several languages

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Falling over…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping it solid.

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By *abfitnfiftyMan
over a year ago

Dorking

Falling over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understanding and speaking Geordie

Or defying gravity

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Flying if only BA knew lol

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Everything!!!"

Repeating yourself?

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By *onLicksMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The old classics...

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By *llaandGCouple
over a year ago

London

"Flukes on the pool table

It's why you mustn't drink drive... You take more risks and some of them memorably pay off....

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By *ophie199Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Everything!!!

Repeating yourself?"

“Repeating” being part of “everything”!! Woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being very kinky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socialising, otherwise I'm awkward and shy

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Hiccups

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Contortionism. When d*unk I become very flexible.

You think I'm kidding? Straight up.

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

Fellatio

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Mercifully, on the rare occasions when I was d*unk, when I was a full-time student many decades ago, I seemed to be able to persuade my companions to avoid making complete fools of themselves, or from committing social indiscretions.

My helpful actions were almost invariably appreciated the next day, or more accurately the next evening when effects of the booze had worn off and sanity had returned!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Talking more than usual - and that’s saying something given I can blether for Scotland anyway!

Giving WAY too much away on here tonight as I’m on the red wine which goes straight to my head!keep talking xx

Haha careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking I can sing

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Finding my way home

I struggle with that sober!

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Passing out in a pool of vomit in the gutter

Think the worst one I had was throwing up over a girl I fancied, Twice, in the back of a taxi on the way back to hers"

Did that end well?

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By *onLicksMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Appearing sober

Being horribly hungover the next day "

Isn't that part of the fun to try and appear sober....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing all the words to the songs and singing in perfect pitch.

(NOT)

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Dancing to Shake That by Eminem….

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Everything

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Flukes on the pool table

It's why you mustn't drink drive... You take more risks and some of them memorably pay off....

That's what trains are for...

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"I can just disappear with no notice "

I am a culprit for this as well

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Psychology.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

fucking can go on for ever,,

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Stripping down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubiks cubes

It’s the only time I can do them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving a blowjob, im terrible when sober

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Everything of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling asleep

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Having confidence and not giving a damn what people think of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having confidence and not giving a damn what people think of me "

Secobd that. Its my alter ego. Went from shy boy pre 18 to life and soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling the truth too much and dwelling on lost hopes and dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool

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By *andR2019Couple
over a year ago

Nunya

Dancing! Aren’t we all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying I Love You to people

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Becoming a miserable cunt who spoils everyone's night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving advice.

Yeah!

No.

Oh.

Yeah! Advice!

Fuck you!

I know. Lol. Look at Larry!

What?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Dancing and finding snacks to share with others.

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading

Playing pool.

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By *ccllWoman
over a year ago

Chippenham

Uno, basically a master now pahaha

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

South Essex

Falling asleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking home in the middle of winter without a jacket.

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By *aylonMan
over a year ago

Earlsfield

Staying hard and not cuming ??

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Having extreme energy sexually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting naked

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By *A1972Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

I'm definitely the best singer and dancer ever

or at least I think I am. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letting my inhibitions go

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Pool.. I always got alot better when feeling merry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the washing up until the next day

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My husband has the unenviable ability to d*unkenly snore and get very amorous (usually the other way round)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruining my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am fluent in gibberish and bullshit when I am d*unk

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Hacking consoles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking when I actually do bother.

A strange habit, but largely enjoyable, giving general satisfaction

Couldn't agree more

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Driving shopping trolleys as if they are rally cars

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pool or darts at two and a half pints..

Any more than that and I go to pieces...

And get good at karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking home

Internal GPS is 100% when d*unk, never get lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatting to unusually unattractive women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demanding sex apparently!!! I have a vague recollection of it from earlier this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slurring

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

"Slurring "

I am straight but sucking cock in A MMF apparently

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By *urious Wakefield CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Not cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making something out of not alot in the fridge as soon as I'm home.

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

Rarely get d*unk, but when tipsy I get better at flirting

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Driving

Just kidding haha

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