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"Definitely Gold. Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again. "I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love | |||
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"Member membership" Which ones that cock?  | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. " Please stop wanking over my boing vid   | |||
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"The one I have "Another one for gold. This must be true | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid "I don't believe I've ever seen that one. | |||
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag." How much are they and where do I get one? | |||
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver "Could you fit me in once a month? | |||
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"Definitely Gold. Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love "But Rex
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"Not found a successful membership here, other places yes but not here, I must be paying th wrong way " Have you tried PalPay? | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace "Don’t think it matters mate what type of membership you hold to many single guys on here end of and if your looking to just fuck then I wish you all the best, you could try a club though | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one. "It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? | |||
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"Definitely Gold. Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me "Yes, but only on Thursdays | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace
Don’t think it matters mate what type of membership you hold to many single guys on here end of and if your looking to just fuck then I wish you all the best, you could try a club though "Thanks for having my back brother | |||
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"Definitely Gold. Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me
Yes, but only on Thursdays "Thank fuck for that | |||
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"Definitely Gold. Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me
Yes, but only on Thursdays
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month? "You only have silver it would have to be every other month... | |||
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month... "Deal I’ll be round in October | |||
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"Not found a successful membership here, other places yes but not here, I must be paying th wrong way Have you tried PalPay? " I would have though PLAYPal would have been more successful  | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? "That's me satisfied for the next year. | |||
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"Not found a successful membership here, other places yes but not here, I must be paying th wrong way Have you tried PalPay? I would have though PLAYPal would have been more successful "Oooo you might be onto something there | |||
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October "Oh we are in Crete then...  | |||
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"Well i say, i've just watched your boing video, i'm going to look at you in a whole new light now, phwoarrr "Don’t turn the light up too bright. I wouldn’t want to disappoint  | |||
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"Getting the private invite to the platinum membership club is fantastic- knee deep in hot muff whenever I want. There’s only two rules in platinum club, but I can’t remember either of them at the moment " ^^ He said the P word | |||
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"Definitely Gold. Get gold. And give me your silver one so I can watch videos again.
I’ll try gold next then. Hopefully it will prove I’m genuinely looking for love
But Rex
I thought you found love with me
Yes, but only on Thursdays
Thank fuck for that
I hope Thursday cums round quicker than I do "Oh baby oh baby | |||
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Other political parties and trade unions are available, the Conservative party chosen for comedic effect. | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit?
That's me satisfied for the next year. "Glad to of been of assistance | |||
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"Solo female "I think my plethora of cock pics would give the game away  | |||
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October
Oh we are in Crete then... "November it is then. Don’t ask in the winter months cause it looks like I’ve got a mangina then | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? "Very impressive. | |||
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October
Oh we are in Crete then...
November it is then.
Don’t ask in the winter months cause it looks like I’ve got a mangina then "We admire your honesty... | |||
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"Membership of the Conservative Party means we all get well and truly fucked.
Other political parties and trade unions are available, the Conservative party chosen for comedic effect. "I couldn’t, not even if it meant a lifetime of guaranteed sucks. I’d have to just go without | |||
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag. How much are they and where do I get one? "£20 on egay.com | |||
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"I have the Fab Platinum membershit. It's by invitation only and it's linked to my Åmerican Sêxpress card™. "^^ he said the P word as well | |||
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"What membership? It says on opening page all free nothing to pay lmfao " This is very true | |||
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"Go for gold I get action every other day with that, whearas it was only every 3rd day on Silver
Could you fit me in once a month?
You only have silver it would have to be every other month...
Deal I’ll be round in October
Oh we are in Crete then...
November it is then.
Don’t ask in the winter months cause it looks like I’ve got a mangina then
We admire your honesty... " | |||
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!? " Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’ | |||
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag. How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com"Hhhmmmm expensive  | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit? "Quite a boing you have there! | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. " Make videos of you wanking over videos...then someone else can make videos of them wanking over your videos of ypu wanking over someone else's videos. Keep.the trend going and we can have infinite inception style wank videos and probably break fab | |||
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"Nice boing video. "Thank you | |||
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"Neither !!!!" Come on dude, turn that frown upside down | |||
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!? Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’ "But I want them NOW!!! *stamps feet* | |||
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Please stop wanking over my boing vid
I don't believe I've ever seen that one.
It’s available for 10mins only now. 10 mins is enough time to knock one out isn’t tit?
Quite a boing you have there!
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"Oh that's what the membership is for! I just use it for videos to wank over. Oops. Make videos of you wanking over videos...then someone else can make videos of them wanking over your videos of ypu wanking over someone else's videos. Keep.the trend going and we can have infinite inception style wank videos and probably break fab "You’ve dreamt about this haven’t you? | |||
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!? Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’
But I want them NOW!!! *stamps feet*"Best things come to those that wait | |||
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"You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........"Will only be something small that they slip up there? | |||
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"Did you use the own brand cereal code again... I did say kellogs provided better clunge opportunities " I need to stop eating porridge then | |||
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"You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........
Will only be something small that they slip up there? "How much do you want it Rex? That sounds like a question from someone who isn't committed enough to me  | |||
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"Don't worry about membership. Just put a wig and a dress on, works a treat "What? And no knickers??? | |||
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!? Stop using distance as an excuse. As a pair of Scottish twins once said ‘I would walk 500 miles’
But I want them NOW!!! *stamps feet*
Best things come to those that wait "Oh, I know! That's why I want them now!!  | |||
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"You won't find it Rex, a blank profile will message you with a time and place and you must turn up, no second chances. They'll slip something up your bum and hayho your in. I need to contact admin though, my code didn't seem to work
Wait a minute........
Will only be something small that they slip up there?
How much do you want it Rex? That sounds like a question from someone who isn't committed enough to me "I think I’ll become a monk then | |||
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"The Sydney University Staff Platinum card guarantees good results" ^^ another P word | |||
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"The Sydney University Staff Platinum card guarantees good results ^^ another P word "Ah bugger! I’ve just remembered what the two rules of platinum club are now | |||
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"Well i say, i've just watched your boing video, i'm going to look at you in a whole new light now, phwoarrr
Don’t turn the light up too bright. I wouldn’t want to disappoint "I had the spotlight on and it was still fine | |||
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag. How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com
Hhhmmmm expensive "Cheaper than a restaurant and a bottle of wine | |||
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"A single female membership will do the trick. "All 3 of them have confirmed this | |||
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"Getting a couples profile guarantees a shag
K"I need to find the other half then | |||
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"A single female membership will do the trick. "Can I change my sex settings on here? | |||
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"Well i say, i've just watched your boing video, i'm going to look at you in a whole new light now, phwoarrr
Don’t turn the light up too bright. I wouldn’t want to disappoint
I had the spotlight on and it was still fine" | |||
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"The Keyser Soze Wowcher boyfriend experience club membership of course. " How many are left? | |||
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"A single female membership will do the trick. "Aka platinum membership | |||
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"The Fab lifetime membership only those who were here at the beginning got 1 "I’ve been here a while | |||
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag. How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com
Hhhmmmm expensive
Cheaper than a restaurant and a bottle of wine "But dearer than a chippy tea | |||
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"The Fab lifetime membership only those who were here at the beginning got 1
I’ve been here a while "A while is nowhere near long enough | |||
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"Gay sauna membership would definitely guarantee Rex a shag. How much are they and where do I get one?
£20 on egay.com
Hhhmmmm expensive
Cheaper than a restaurant and a bottle of wine
But dearer than a chippy tea "Not these days. | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success. " | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success. "Never a truer word spoken in jest | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest "Jest? What's that? | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace "Sky membership. Take a picture of your cock next to sky remote for proof | |||
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" Buy the most expensive membership you can to support the site. That will guarantee you - I promise - a 100% chance of trying. I only do silver and have only been here two weeks, but I have absolutely every day had the opportunity to try and get a shag. On the other hand, I’m having to rely on a lessor profile than yours and furthermore, I seem to lack your turn of phrase and ability to communicate your USP as a heavy cucumber. When you get your shag can you please share your secret with the class? " I seek the Holy Grail and shall educate others once I have the answer good Sir | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?"^^ This guys good | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace
Sky membership. Take a picture of your cock next to sky remote for proof "What about a dodge fire stick? | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?
^^ This guys good "No one has ingested my member for a while. | |||
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"I want to know which one provides you with a teleporter because anyone you fancy the arse off lives bloody miles away?!? " Oh come on I’m not that far away | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?
^^ This guys good
No one has ingested my member for a while. "^^ OK, this guys not so good | |||
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"Ironically it's the fact that you possess a member that's the greatest barrier to success.
Never a truer word spoken in jest
Jest? What's that?
^^ This guys good
No one has ingested my member for a while.
^^ OK, this guys not so good " | |||
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"Not found a successful membership here, other places yes but not here, I must be paying th wrong way Have you tried PalPay? " Palpay… bwahahahaha, well that’s my tea all over my laptop! | |||
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"My free one gets me more sex than even I can handle " You get free sex?? | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace "What this can cost money???? You just pop a pic of your boobs up n heyyy presto  | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace "Platinum | |||
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"I have the Fab Platinum membershit. It's by invitation only and it's linked to my Åmerican Sêxpress card™.
^^ he said the P word as well "• I know, cool huh?
Membership has its privileges. | |||
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"Please send 50p to my bank account (you should still have the details from when you sent me a quid for a picture of my asshole) and I will arrange a 5 star penetration session for you bestie." • I can't even think of a suitable response to this!  | |||
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"My free one gets me more sex than even I can handle You get free sex?? "Depends what you call free, I have to put some effort in still | |||
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"Don't worry about membership. Just put a wig and a dress on, works a treat
What? And no knickers??? "That depends on whether you are going for the extra large camel toe look or not | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace
What this can cost money???? You just pop a pic of your boobs up n heyyy presto "FAF? | |||
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"I have a silver membership and I’m currently in a dry spell. Will a gold pass guarantee me at least a suck on a monthly basis? And nobody say the P word cause we all know those types of memberships don’t exist? Love and Peace
Platinum " | |||
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"Platinum, obvs. It's a lot easier when you can see other people's inboxes and their friends gallery
LvM"Can you see their block lists as well? | |||
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"I have the Fab Platinum membershit. It's by invitation only and it's linked to my Åmerican Sêxpress card™.
^^ he said the P word as well
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I know, cool huh?
Membership has its privileges. "I must mention the P word on my profile, it seems to be the only way | |||
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"Please send 50p to my bank account (you should still have the details from when you sent me a quid for a picture of my asshole) and I will arrange a 5 star penetration session for you bestie." Don’t use those sounding tubes again though | |||
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"Try the Lead package, it comes with a free pokey bum handjob and is quite reasonably priced! I wouldn’t recommend the copper package… unless you like having green balls ?!?" I don’t like the pokey bum part | |||
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"Thought it was the Platinum one; but I think that's only for women." ^^ she said the P word | |||
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"Member membership" | |||
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"Don't pay and still get shagged "Dude | |||
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"Blockbuster video membership card. So retro it's cool. It gets the quims quivering "I like going straight to the Betamax area  | |||
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"My free one gets me more sex than even I can handle You get free sex??
Depends what you call free, I have to put some effort in still "Sounds like too much hard work to me | |||
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"Don't worry about membership. Just put a wig and a dress on, works a treat
What? And no knickers???
That depends on whether you are going for the extra large camel toe look or not "That would be me cause I’m a hussy | |||
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"It’s diamond members or nuffink for me " I’ve been told Ive got a diamond member in the past | |||
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"I’ve tried silver… not a fucking thing " I asked could I bum you when we both had silver memberships | |||
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"It’s diamond members or nuffink for me I’ve been told Ive got a diamond member in the past "Sounds tough | |||
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"It’s diamond members or nuffink for me I’ve been told Ive got a diamond member in the past
Sounds tough "Times are tough, yes. | |||
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"I could shag hourly with my gold pass "Can silver and gold members shag or is it like trying to mate the opposite poles of a magnet? | |||
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"Send me 100 bitcoins and you can join my club enjoyed by African princes and Americans. "I’ve got 100 Lira if that’s any good? | |||
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"The one above Platinum But I'm not allowed to tell you about it..." The £27.99 a month one? | |||
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