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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

“Even when you were fat you were always pretty “

That was from a local shopkeeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look amazing for your age

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“You look decent for your age”

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“You’d look better if you didn’t dress like that”

Bro…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’d be perfect if you were taller”

She was perfect… as a centre back for Sunday league

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd make a great used car salesman, or estate agent"

I mean thanks, I think...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id describe you as a hardon waiting to happen personally

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By *ad boy maverickMan
over a year ago

basildon

Probably too old for you Monkey nut but mumsy isn't how I'd describe you. Mumsy I would suggest means a bit boring and average although I could be wrong. But you definitely aren't that. Very pretty and sexy looking from your pics. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Maybe they just got tongue tied

I know I would

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Mumsy isn’t all bad !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Better than being called 'mummy'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good for a fat bloke.

Yes, I had that one.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Personally I'd describe you as fit as fuck but that's just my style

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Mumsy I think is good… lumps and bumps in the right places…

I am “Switzerland” at my local club… I am everyone’s neutral safe space!! … it’s a good thing but it does make being a pervert hard because no one believes you so you have to work extra hard at it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am “Switzerland” at my local club… I am everyone’s neutral safe space!"

Nice bern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering their size and your age ...they aren't too droopy

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By *umseekerMan
over a year ago

montrose

"Considering their size and your age ...they aren't too droopy "

Damn they amazing !!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I would think of someone being mumsy who is mid to late forties and this does not fit you at all. Milf yes, but mumsy, no

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

For an old lady u look well good! Pmsl! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I fill out a dress well

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By *ovikCouple
over a year ago

walsall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get called cute, hate that

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

You look younger that 50. Am I suppose to look like a dodering old man?

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

“you look better without your glasses”

Man in petrol station.

Funnily enough pal, you look better without my glasses too….

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"“you look better without your glasses”

Man in petrol station.

Funnily enough pal, you look better without my glasses too….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were 10 years younger….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get your funnier than you look you arnt ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face for radio. Told by a girl who asked me to play a song for her (I dj) and when I refused that was her response hahaha

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’d use mumsy to describe someone who was frumpy!!

you’re most certainly not!

My mum told me my eyebrows were my best feature !! Harsh

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mumsy sounds like they want you to read them a story while they suck on your boobs and fall asleep

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

"Mumsy sounds like they want you to read them a story while they suck on your boobs and fall asleep

I’d be all over that. Least energetic fab meet ever.

GG x

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’d use mumsy to describe someone who was frumpy!!

you’re most certainly not!

My mum told me my eyebrows were my best feature !! Harsh "

To be fair, your mother probably wasn't looking at the photos I've seen of you

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By *onkeynut OP Woman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Mumsy sounds like they want you to read them a story while they suck on your boobs and fall asleep

This literally makes me shudder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mumsy sounds like they want you to read them a story while they suck on your boobs and fall asleep

This literally makes me shudder

Definitely nmk!! Lol

Max

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mumsy sounds like they want you to read them a story while they suck on your boobs and fall asleep

I’d be all over that. Least energetic fab meet ever.

GG x"

Yeah I'm definitely not down for that type of meet with anyone

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Mumsy sounds like they want you to read them a story while they suck on your boobs and fall asleep

This literally makes me shudder

You're welcome, it's a gift

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

“You aren’t a big a tosser as I thought you were”

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

You could look good if you had money.

Any thing with 'for your age' tacked on the end.

Your fashion sense is very daring.

Oh! Those jackets are coming back in fashion are they.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Told I was looking really well, then she added “well from the back anyway”

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Once got verified after being at a club as 'an okay guy who was nicer than o expected' which felt somewhat less than complimentary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you lost weight, had some plastic surgery, changed your personality, dressed nicer, smiled more,combed your hair....you could be a 5

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"If you'd be 3 inches taller you'd be perfect " ...

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By *abasaurus RexMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If you were 5, 10 years older.. can’t help mah baby face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were slimmer, it would be unfair to others

I kid you not - then he asked for a blow job

I don’t think I’ve ever left somewhere so fast

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Love a good Rose of backhand with a compliment. Keeps it real, y'know. Stops them pesky fab wimmen getting too big for their boots.

Mine favourite ever was...

"You've got pretty decent pins for a fat bird"

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Schoolmasterish

Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passing checkout age limit with a by viewing button. All the time.

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By *exyPirateMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Considering their size and your age ...they aren't too droopy "

Marry me?

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Well I'd describe you as delectable

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

I tend to just receive a backhander

Compliments a far and few

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I got called a dickhead once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't this compares with some of the ones mentioned but I have a fondness for

"Love your huge milk bottles"

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I don't this compares with some of the ones mentioned but I have a fondness for

"Love your huge milk bottles"

Gold or silver top

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Talking to her friend”Fuck he’s gorgeous!”

“No not you love, that guy in the suit behind you”

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

Can I ask your imaginary son/daughter the following question.

Your mum looks dead fit! What day can I come for tea this week?

Hope she does a mean spotted dick.....

Doesn't matter really, cos I can bring some French fancies and some chocolate fingers with me.

Num,Num....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

I can't help thinking "MILF" was his polite intention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't this compares with some of the ones mentioned but I have a fondness for

"Love your huge milk bottles"

Gold or silver top

You even have to ASK?!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Sent a face pic and got the reply 'Cute!'

Not sure that's quite the look a guy is after on here. But I'll take it

By the way, I wouldn't describe you as Mumsy. Sexy and lovely better fits you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm beautiful... When they've only seen my breasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I'm lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I'm sexy as fuck ... amazing how astute some are from a few photo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman once told me that she could show me how to do makeup to hide my droopy eyelids. I've been paranoid about them since

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I was told my Penis was “nice” once.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i was told i am in great shape for my age,, and a have a nice cock

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I've had god you don't look that old ,before from someone I work with

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By *assycitygirlWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

This morning's back handed compliment was, "you're sexy for your age" WTF! Just send me back to my crypt now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I was expecting you to be really weird, but actually you’re quite normal”

Erm… thanks… I think.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Last week I had a guy take the time to send me a message letting me know he wasnt sure if he had read my profile or was suffering from a brain tumor and that he hopes its a brain tumor.

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By *ama bamaMan
over a year ago

dalkeith

"“Mumsy”

I’m not even sure what it means but I’m struggling to see it as a compliment, even though I think it was meant in a nice way

What backhanded compliments have you received?

"
Well for a Backhanded Compliment he certainly got into your head.

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