FabSwingers.com forum: Men. Is it a myth?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now be honest, have we all tried to do the helicopter/windmill thing?

Small conversation led to this question to a wider audience, I’ve tried, maybe it is my co-ordination of myself, or it’s that I have not got the weight it needs for the circular motion, but I can’t do it.

Sone woman seem to think that’s all we do with a cock, so let’s mythbust this one here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever do it if I walk past a mirror naked.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I insist upon seeing a form of windmill or helicockter before a meet, just for my own personal verification process.

Lotta womens out there pretending to be men; be aware

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I used to have a video. Some told me it was like watching Airwolf but in my head it was more like Black Hawk Down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve found it’s easier to do now I’ve. PA piercing and if anyone asks ti see I always helicopter it for them. But I have the mentality of a 14 year old boy at times

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Airwolf

brilliant,

See a vid once alright but let’s be fair , the guy could have stood 2 feet away and still be engaged so to speak

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I can honestly say that that I haven't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Never tried it. To be honest I’m just pleased at my age it’s still cleared for take-off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep i used to do it to tease em game when there on there knees as a game to see if they can catch it hands free if they catch it they win if it hits em in the nose i win

fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/3C6Qq3tknXc

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By *lad98Man
over a year ago

Burton Upon Trent

More often than I should at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/3C6Qq3tknXc"
im not looking at youtubes of rogue flying winkys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/3C6Qq3tknXc"

Yeh, I don’t trust opening unexplained links from fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm no, never done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever there’s a mirror and I’m naked….

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"https://youtu.be/3C6Qq3tknXc

Yeh, I don’t trust opening unexplained links from fab

Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I just lie on my back and do it whilst shouting in my Arnie voice “ get to the chopper “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/3C6Qq3tknXc"

Are you seeking someone to do helicopter/windmill to length of the video?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Sometimes I use mine for sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes I just lie on my back and do it whilst shouting in my Arnie voice “ get to the chopper “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to see the videos. You should have a helicopter challenge. We can all vote for the winner

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Sometimes I just lie on my back and do it whilst shouting in my Arnie voice “ get to the chopper “

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Oh all the time! I never tire of windmilling

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Performing willycopters are the only positive I've been able to find to keeping my penis... so while it's still attached I'm taking every opportunity I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to see the videos. You should have a helicopter challenge. We can all vote for the winner

Surely when you see one, you’ve seen them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at nelly the elephant from Phoenix Nights, think this is what you’re wanting to achieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to see the videos. You should have a helicopter challenge. We can all vote for the winner

Cop Idol

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

...I'm afraid I might take off

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I used to have a video. Some told me it was like watching Airwolf but in my head it was more like Black Hawk Down "

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They are one of my favourite vids to see. Always raises a smile

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

Never done it.

My penis is far too small when relaxed, and far too rigid when excited.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’d a video up of me trying not long ago and it just ends with me giggling. There was no chance I was getting the rotation

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've never understood the appeal of a helicopter video.

I mean, a sexy man waving a pretty penis around... I'm all for that! But helicopters are just not my thing at all.

I was worried though Woody. When I saw the thread title I thought you were gonna say men are a myth. And quite frankly I don't need that kind of disappointment and negative talk in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are one of my favourite vids to see. Always raises a smile

Awe this makes me want to be a site supporter so I can put smiles on peoples faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty as charged

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I do it daily, and thought every guy did too? How else do you dry the tip of your cock after you’ve sat down for a poo, and it dips in the toilet water?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I've never tried.

But when I went to Swingathon, there was a game where we were asked to do it... I had no idea what to do, so ended up just covering myself and wiggling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it’s all we did too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never tried.

But when I went to Swingathon, there was a game where we were asked to do it... I had no idea what to do, so ended up just covering myself and wiggling

All in the hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://youtu.be/3C6Qq3tknXc"

I don't mind Fab being found in my browsing history but I doubt I'd want this, do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now be honest, have we all tried to do the helicopter/windmill thing?

Sone woman seem to think that’s all we do with a cock, so let’s mythbust this one here.

This needs a control, to see if those who can't windmill can also not use a hulahoop...then we can attribute it to a general lack of rhythm, or something else.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Now be honest, have we all tried to do the helicopter/windmill thing?

Sone woman seem to think that’s all we do with a cock, so let’s mythbust this one here.

I can do it and I do do it

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

Depends how cold it is

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Yeah I can windmill, it's all in the hips

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I dont think I've ever seen this!?

And no... I'm not inviting videos to my inbox before anyone thinks there's a hidden meaning in my observation.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I've never tried.

But when I went to Swingathon, there was a game where we were asked to do it... I had no idea what to do, so ended up just covering myself and wiggling

All in the hips

Like hula hooping then?

I'm good at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never tried.

But when I went to Swingathon, there was a game where we were asked to do it... I had no idea what to do, so ended up just covering myself and wiggling

All in the hips

Like hula hooping then?

I'm good at that

Give it a whirl

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I've never tried.

But when I went to Swingathon, there was a game where we were asked to do it... I had no idea what to do, so ended up just covering myself and wiggling

All in the hips

Like hula hooping then?

I'm good at that

Give it a whirl "

Hula hoop on the waist or cock

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Now be honest, have we all tried to do the helicopter/windmill thing?

Sone woman seem to think that’s all we do with a cock, so let’s mythbust this one here.

Is this your way of letting the ladies know you have no motion in the ocean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now be honest, have we all tried to do the helicopter/windmill thing?

Sone woman seem to think that’s all we do with a cock, so let’s mythbust this one here.

Doesn’t it hurt?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Now be honest, have we all tried to do the helicopter/windmill thing?

Sone woman seem to think that’s all we do with a cock, so let’s mythbust this one here.

Doesn’t it hurt?"

I almost put my back out giggling if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done it at hen parties a couple times lol

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