FabSwingers.com forum: My mate fancies you

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It seems that Posh is off chasing her dreams of swimming the channel, so I’ve taken it upon myself to pop this thread up in her honour.

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

I do

I really do

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

I’ve already told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

"
well its no secret

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy to pass any messages on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to pass any messages on x"
and you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to spread some lurve and filth

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Happy to pass any messages on xand you too "

You're a good egg x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ll get in early before everyone goes out

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Currently looking like a cubism masterpiece

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in before I head out

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy gent has asked me to pass this message on for Floro;

Please tell Floro that she has the most beautiful eyes, I could drown in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to pass

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very enigmatic lady has just dropped this message into my box…

I love Russel Sprout, his presence on the forum is wonderful and he’s so sexy. I want some alone time with him

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady has just dropped this missive for inevitable;

Can you tell Inevitable that his pictures do things to me and I wish that he would

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Im in ..dont know why but go on lol

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very forthright lady has just passed this message on;

Inevitable, I'd love to just watch you chop wood until my fanny leaks. Those arms and shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not wasting my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy to pass any messages on xand you too

You're a good egg x"
why does everyone call me an egg all of a sudden i am growning my hair back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy gent has asked me to pass this message on for Floro;

Please tell Floro that she has the most beautiful eyes, I could drown in them. "

I can do cpr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very forthright lady has just passed this message on;

Inevitable, I'd love to just watch you chop wood until my fanny leaks. Those arms and shoulders "
why dont i chop wood first then plunge the leaky fanny later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hot guy has asked me to pass this message on for Hippy;

Could you let Hippychick know that her pictures make me drool and her updates make me laugh, I’d love to make her squeal with delight

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

hippy chick ..what exactly will make your knickers fall off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hippy chick ..what exactly will make your knickers fall off?"

Cheap elastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

I'm in for a bit

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

I'll give this a go then.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

In for a nosey... and any offers of cake

(Well a girl can dream!)

...oh, and those who I can play postie for

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Tell Hippychick I enjoy her silly, daily jokes. Always gives me a chuckle.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A very enigmatic lady has just dropped this message into my box…

I love Russel Sprout, his presence on the forum is wonderful and he’s so sexy. I want some alone time with him"

Thank you mystery poster for your kind words. I’m sure we can work some alone time out in the future

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very mysterious chap has just asked me to post this;

Can you tell _mily36c, I'll bring the cake if she puts the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very mysterious chap has just asked me to post this;

Can you tell _mily36c, I'll bring the cake if she puts the kettle on"

That'll be Wonko.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Happy to play postie

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

More than happy to pass on a message or 2!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Its frINday

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A very mysterious chap has just asked me to post this;

Can you tell _mily36c, I'll bring the cake if she puts the kettle on"

...kettle is always ready when cake

is involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In, out, shaking it all about.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hippychick. It might have only been a single tear, but we both know it conveyed a repressed need for you to give me more.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very lovely gent just sent me this message;

Could you please tell Sparkle that I thoroughly enjoy her presence on the forums and her no nonsense approach. A fiery red head with a good heart.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can you tell _ong-leggedblond she can wrap her long legs around me anytime

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Go on then suprise me..

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Please could you say: _etcpl, please decorate my arse with pretty stripes and bruises

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By *amie7474Man
over a year ago

stockport

I’m in for a little while x

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A very lovely gent just sent me this message;

Could you please tell Sparkle that I thoroughly enjoy her presence on the forums and her no nonsense approach. A fiery red head with a good heart."

Thanks. Though I have toned things down lately otherwise you end up in a blizzard

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

As an addendum to the previous message…

Also, did you add _etcpl: can we rendezvous and discuss these ‘hitty things’

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hirsute friend has just sent me this;

Could you kindly let Floro know that I fancy the pants off her, and I’d love it if she’d ride me like she stole me.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ooh, I'm sure I could be a mate and spread some filth/love

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very filthy pair just passed this on;

Hi Tea.

Can you pass this on for me please

Can you tell Hippychick that there is nothing free about her love….. but I’ll settle for a nosh for 50p and half a packet of hobnobs if she will

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"As an addendum to the previous message…

Also, did you add _etcpl: can we rendezvous and discuss these ‘hitty things’"

Absolutely.

I love a good rendezvous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very hirsute friend has just sent me this;

Could you kindly let Floro know that I fancy the pants off her, and I’d love it if she’d ride me like she stole me."

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy friend has just passed me this;

Please tell sparkle

I think shes awesome she knows i think this but you can tell her for me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My comedian mate wants to tell Rickshawed that yes he bloody would

(I think they're in there

)

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A very sexy friend has just passed me this;

Please tell sparkle

I think shes awesome she knows i think this but you can tell her for me"

I'm more tepid than awesome

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Not sure about this one

Dear Hippychick. You’re the dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure about this one

Dear Hippychick. You’re the dickhead

Fuck off am I

Dickhead

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Can you tell _ong-leggedblond she can wrap her long legs around me anytime "

Oh,, who's this?

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By *illanelleWoman
over a year ago

Ryde, Isle of Wight

I need cheering up. I'm in.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Can I join the fun x

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

My mates want to let Tea Monkey know that there still is a fair bit of exploration to do!!!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Message for Villanelle - shame you’re straight, that pic of you looking over the top of your glasses gave me a minge twinge

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Message for Big_Eric_Tion - nice bum. It looks like it's made for grabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tick tock hirsute man

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

All messages sent and thank you for mine.

Out now. Hope you all have a great evening x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I will participate please

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *uchislife66Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Happy to pass on

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By *uchislife66Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I need cheering up. I'm in."

Sorry I replied directly x

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oo this is very mysterious indeed. I'll partake

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Please tell the very delicious Kaiser Sose that I'd love to do delightfully ungodly things to him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell the very delicious Kaiser Sose that I'd love to do delightfully ungodly things to him

I’ll say a dozen Hail Marys, and a couple of Our Fathers, in anticipation of the need to cleanse our ungodly souls. Whoever you are, don’t be shy

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

I am also not in as I am also off out to eat and drink too much. But, Bella, for the avoidance of any doubt: of course I do. Swoon.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexy mate says

Please let Uniladio that I think I might take his pants off with my teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my fucking got i guessed wrong foot in mouth

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

Hope it's not too late to join in

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Let's give it a whirl. I'm in!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a trap!!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy pair dropped this in my box…

Hi Tea

Can you tell the lovely Rickshawed that my offer of a Smyths social is an open invitation to join us in our playground

Cheers

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A gent that still wants to remain hidden still has sent this retort;

Can you tell _ong-leggedblond it's a secret but I'll reveal myself if she asks really nicely

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A delectable duo have sent me this;

Please tell Dickasso that I want him to paint me like one of his French girls

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Coming to dip all of my fingers and toes in

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By *an_danielMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Im not in,as I'm going out to eat way too much food, and probably (definitely) drink way too much wine and cocktails , so happy fancying everyone, oh, and if you fancy me , feel free to say so

I fancey you

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

I’m in.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy guy has asked me to pass this message on;

Please let Long legged blonde know that cake might be owed but more is hoped for

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"A gent that still wants to remain hidden still has sent this retort;

Can you tell _ong-leggedblond it's a secret but I'll reveal myself if she asks really nicely"

I will flutter my eyelashes at you

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A sexy and eloquent guy has asked me to pass this on;

Tentative steps? Phwoar! I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one of you fuckers is on the blag eh

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"A very sexy guy has asked me to pass this message on;

Please let Long legged blonde know that cake might be owed but more is hoped for"

Oh, cake for snacks after "the more is hoping for"

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

In and happy to be messenger too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A delectable duo have sent me this;

Please tell Dickasso that I want him to paint me like one of his French girls"

I'll happily oblige but it is currently me who is coloured intruiged... come forth and lay yourself down in front of my easel

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A very sexy pair dropped this in my box…

Hi Tea

Can you tell the lovely Rickshawed that my offer of a Smyths social is an open invitation to join us in our playground

Cheers"

Thank you for the offer. It's certainly one to consider

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Go on then I'm in too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In please

J x

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

I'm in and happy to play postie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK then naughty peeps let's get some sexy messages posted.

I am in as sexy post Mistress with the tongue to lick your stamps... and don't forget I am also in for receiving messages, good old smut please.

I am off to get a sherry as I await the deluge of mail I will need to sort...

NBVN x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very innocent lady has asked me to post this message;

Please tell Piscean Dream that those arms look big and strong and could pin me down any time

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A sexy friend has just dropped this into my lap;

Could you tell Dickasso that his tie pic is giving me the Friday night tingle

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

A fine fella has a message

Can you please tell HotwifeSeductions that she can seduce me whenever she likes

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A fine fella has a message

Can you please tell HotwifeSeductions that she can seduce me whenever she likes"

I don't seduce, I ruin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy friend has just dropped this into my lap;

Could you tell Dickasso that his tie pic is giving me the Friday night tingle

I'm glad it's having a positive effect, ties are such versatile little things

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Off to bed now so I’m out. Have fun everyone still here

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A lovely gent has just passed me this;

Message for Villanelle. I love plump sweet strawberries. Next time I'm in Ryde I'll bring the cream xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A very innocent lady has asked me to post this message;

Please tell Piscean Dream that those arms look big and strong and could pin me down any time"

I'm not so sure she's innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit."
who is this god damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats 2 theorys out the window

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.who is this god damn it

Who did you think it was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.who is this god damn it

Who did you think it was?"
iv not got even a little idea this is worse than secret santa

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

"A sexy and eloquent guy has asked me to pass this on;

Tentative steps? Phwoar! I would! "

Please do.... Get in touch I mean, anything else we can discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.who is this god damn it

Who did you think it was?iv not got even a little idea this is worse than secret santa

Are you okay hun? You're eyes seem to be leaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.who is this god damn it

Who did you think it was?iv not got even a little idea this is worse than secret santa

Are you okay hun? You're eyes seem to be leaking."
who me grrrr yep grrrr im fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.who is this god damn it

Who did you think it was?iv not got even a little idea this is worse than secret santa

Are you okay hun? You're eyes seem to be leaking.who me grrrr yep grrrr im fine

Chop some wood, release that stress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A response from my sexy friend;

Inevitable the only trap you need is here, still leaking god dammit.who is this god damn it

Who did you think it was?iv not got even a little idea this is worse than secret santa

Are you okay hun? You're eyes seem to be leaking.who me grrrr yep grrrr im fine

Chop some wood, release that stress

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this is some kind of trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gorgeous guy messaging for the lovely Jasmine x

"I'm not sure if I'm more enticed by the heels or the flannel shirt... or the legs... or the boobs.... or the bum... or the smile.. I've lost sight of why I started typing but I think I've got my point across

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. With a drink in my hand, I’m pretty much going to fancy you all in about 45mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message for Tasty Tatsy from a sexy couple.

I would love to find out if he lives up to his name...

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a gorgeous guy messaging for the lovely Jasmine x

NBVN x"

Awww thank you

J x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

I'm in x

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Am I too late to join?

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A lady (I’m assuming) in a deep DIY need, sent me this;

Rexholes, fill my hole.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy lady sent me this;

FoolHardly let me bounce on that cock and use you like a space hopper.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

An articulate and sexy friend sent me this;

Jasmine, you’re stunning.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Popping in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a message from a sexy guy ...

Can you please tell HotwifeSeductions that it's great to see her back. She's sexy and her humour always makes my day a little brighter x

I totally agree

NBVN x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A lady (I’m assuming) in a deep DIY need, sent me this;

Rexholes, fill my hole."

Make yourself known

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A very sexy lady sent me this;

FoolHardly let me bounce on that cock and use you like a space hopper."

Ooooh I'd love to know who I'm being used by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message from a very naughty guy (and I love his cheekiness) to the ultra sexy kinky_inked_bi

Here's an obvious one to the girl with the moon sized boobs you couldnt count the number of times you have accidently made my willy do a mexican wave this week

NBVN x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"A lady (I’m assuming) in a deep DIY need, sent me this;

Rexholes, fill my hole.

Make yourself known

Have you got your polyfilla/ expanding foam?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A lady (I’m assuming) in a deep DIY need, sent me this;

Rexholes, fill my hole.

Make yourself known

Have you got your polyfilla/ expanding foam? "

Depends how big the hole is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joining in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid sexy guy messaged..

Tell kinky I dream of waking up one morning with her tits in my face as she slides slowly onto my morning wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a message from a sexy guy ...

Can you please tell HotwifeSeductions that it's great to see her back. She's sexy and her humour always makes my day a little brighter x

I totally agree

NBVN x"

Thank you mystery lovely person

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

An inquisitive friend asked me to post this;

Please tell Mrs CuriousDuo200 she has a fantastic body which I'd love to explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An absolute adonis just asked me to pass this on to the very sexy NBVN

Always stunning always sexy always friendly .maybe 1 day u will see me kneel at ur feet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in, but can I be be a postie friend?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A not so innocent lady asked me to send this;

Please ask Rex if I can wreck his hole as he looks like he needs a good bumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An absolute adonis just asked me to pass this on to the very sexy NBVN

Always stunning always sexy always friendly .maybe 1 day u will see me kneel at ur feet xx"

Be still my beating heart, god I love a man kneeling before me

NBVN x

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hopeful guy asked me to post this;

Can someone be a pal and tell... Sweden's women footy team that I've crumbled and now I'm ready for the team shower.

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

I'm in for no other reason than everyone else seems to have gone out.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A message from a very naughty guy (and I love his cheekiness) to the ultra sexy kinky_inked_bi

Here's an obvious one to the girl with the moon sized boobs you couldnt count the number of times you have accidently made my willy do a mexican wave this week

NBVN x"

I wonder who this could be?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A solid sexy guy messaged..

Tell kinky I dream of waking up one morning with her tits in my face as she slides slowly onto my morning wood."

I do like morning sex

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A not so innocent lady asked me to send this;

Please ask Rex if I can wreck his hole as he looks like he needs a good bumming"

This could be anyone really

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"A not so innocent lady asked me to send this;

Please ask Rex if I can wreck his hole as he looks like he needs a good bumming

This could be anyone really

It wasn’t me but I’ve got a strap on ready

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very sexy and popular friend asked me to say;

Can you please tell Jasmine x that I really fancy the pants off her, but I'm hoping she won't need them if I got my way with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message from a very naughty guy (and I love his cheekiness) to the ultra sexy kinky_inked_bi

Here's an obvious one to the girl with the moon sized boobs you couldnt count the number of times you have accidently made my willy do a mexican wave this week

NBVN x

I wonder who this could be?

"
its not like im the most covert

id make a shit spy

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can you please tell Jasmine x that I really fancy the pants off her, but I'm hoping she won't need them anyway

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A not so innocent lady asked me to send this;

Please ask Rex if I can wreck his hole as he looks like he needs a good bumming

This could be anyone really

It wasn’t me but I’ve got a strap on ready

My balloon knot has just tightened ever so slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rather delicious man has asked me to message...

Please could you tell Nell that I wish she was in, because I totally would.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't believe your mate does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A very sexy and popular friend asked me to say;

Can you please tell Jasmine x that I really fancy the pants off her, but I'm hoping she won't need them if I got my way with her"

I’ll be sure to leave them at home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy gentleman says

could you please ask Mrs NBVN if she is pointing where my lips would be in her profile picture? I wouldn’t say no…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very alluring friend of mine would like me to tell FoolHardly that she wants to look deep into those sexy eyes as she sits on his face....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A smoking hot hot guy messaged

Can you please tell NBVNHW that she just exudes class and would love be nice and very naughty with her

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Not been in for a long time.

I’m in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rather delicious man has asked me to message...

Please could you tell Nell that I wish she was in, because I totally would.

NBVN x"

Thank you, but I'm just the messenger todag because I'm really nosey

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"A very alluring friend of mine would like me to tell FoolHardly that she wants to look deep into those sexy eyes as she sits on his face.... "

Well please make yourself comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sexy gentleman says

could you please ask Mrs NBVN if she is pointing where my lips would be in her profile picture? I wouldn’t say no…

The giver decides if its lips or ...

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A smoking hot hot guy messaged

Can you please tell NBVNHW that she just exudes class and would love be nice and very naughty with her

It's the very naughty that attracted my attention

NBVN x

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

Ooooo a late entry but I am in…..feel free to send me secret smutty messages to pass on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brazen frind if mine has asked me to do him a favour and "tell that hotwifeseductions she could do with a good hard slap on her arse the cheeky buggerlugs".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A brazen frind if mine has asked me to do him a favour and "tell that hotwifeseductions she could do with a good hard slap on her arse the cheeky buggerlugs".

You'll have to catch me first, best handcuff me to make sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A brazen frind if mine has asked me to do him a favour and "tell that hotwifeseductions she could do with a good hard slap on her arse the cheeky buggerlugs".

You'll have to catch me first, best handcuff me to make sure."

Buggerlugs is a great word

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I have a message for Tasty Tatsy from a sexy couple.

I would love to find out if he lives up to his name...

NBVN x"

There is only one way to find out I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rather delicious man has asked me to message...

Please could you tell Nell that I wish she was in, because I totally would.

NBVN x

Thank you, but I'm just the messenger todag because I'm really nosey

Got to rate the honesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rather delicious man has asked me to message...

Please could you tell Nell that I wish she was in, because I totally would.

NBVN x

Thank you, but I'm just the messenger todag because I'm really nosey

Got to rate the honesty

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

"I have a message for Tasty Tatsy from a sexy couple.

I would love to find out if he lives up to his name...

NBVN x

There is only one way to find out I suppose

Name the time and place and I'll be there

MJ x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I have a message for Tasty Tatsy from a sexy couple.

I would love to find out if he lives up to his name...

NBVN x

There is only one way to find out I suppose

Name the time and place and I'll be there

MJ x"

2pm round the back of greggs

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