FabSwingers.com forum: Ways to say your flys are open

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Front doors open ….

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Flying low

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Your flies are open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your flies are open."

The winner

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

I can see your man sausage Dave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve heard my American colleagues call out to each other “XYZ!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve heard my American colleagues call out to each other “XYZ!”"

My condolences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ! Put it away Busman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve heard my American colleagues call out to each other “XYZ!”

My condolences "

Condolences?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I can see your cock

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Jesus Christ! Put it away Busman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barn doors open

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By *ream of Sum Yung Gai2Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Junior trying to escape.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

The cage is open, but the beast is asleep.

Winston

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By *ayyorksMan
over a year ago

Halifax yorkshire

Best close the stable door ... before it bolts ...

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By *ikeafud248Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

And if it was a good looking ladies fly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubs open, willy's serving

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

Egg on your face was the one we used in school dunno where that came from

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"I can see your man sausage Dave! "

better than 'em having holes in their crotch and having to comment on furry gooseberries

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"And if it was a good looking ladies fly?"

good point well made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine or his?

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Flying low and if they’ve a “bat in the cave” they’ve a visible bogie in their nose

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

I try to avoid embarrassing others, so I wouldn't say anything. If it was a friend I really knew well, I'd stretch my hand out flat (palm down) and scoot it in the air at a low height and make a low aircraft noise. Hopefully they'd get the hint.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Your flies are open."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying low without a license

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

If it gets pointed out to me that I'm flying at half mast, my reply always is that, "The cage door may be open, but the beast is asleep." Although no woman has ever mentioned it to me, I would add, "Careful or you might wake him up!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cage is open, but the beast is asleep.

Winston "

this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cage is open, but the beast is asleep.

Winston

this. "

Yes bet me to it or will you tell him to stop winking at me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Dude - Sheath thy shlong!’

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Pray for rain. Watering might make it grow.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Are you afraid of heights?

Because your flies are...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your flying low

You have egg on your chin

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