FabSwingers.com forum: Fab pet hates and your secret responses...

By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

What are those little things you find annoying but don't react to on here?

One of mine are those profiles of people who haven't been verified by the site or by any other means and they may not have been on here for a week but their profile say something like you must be verified and you must send a face picture with your first message or you would be ignored.

My response, before the 6 days you came on, we have been serving and with or without you, I will still be surviving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have been serving and with or without you, I will still be surviving

At first, you were afraid - you were petrified.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Status updates like come suck me now etc lol

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"We have been serving and with or without you, I will still be surviving

At first, you were afraid - you were petrified."

(Serving and) = Surviving

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Status updates like come suck me now etc lol"

Are there status messages like fir real? I might try using that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates from the same person that continually complain.

If you hate Fab so much…..LEAVE! Is my unspoken response.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Forum threads where I have to Google the meaning. I've just found out what frotting means. Enough internet for today

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By *otmyrealname99Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"free for a meet now, 420 friendly and bring vodka".

Hmmm do your own shopping love

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Status updates from the same person that continually complain.

If you hate Fab so much…..LEAVE! Is my unspoken response. "

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Forum threads where I have to Google the meaning. I've just found out what frotting means. Enough internet for today

Hahaha so Fab has improved your vocabulary

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

""free for a meet now, 420 friendly and bring vodka".

Hmmm do your own shopping love "

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

People who appear on threads such as this with a list of things that annoy them and turn them off but they are guilty of the majority of those things themselves.

They can't really be stupid enough to believe others don't see it so it has to be done deliberately to antagonise.

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"People who appear on threads such as this with a list of things that annoy them and turn them off but they are guilty of the majority of those things themselves.

They can't really be stupid enough to believe others don't see it so it has to be done deliberately to antagonise."

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures when you can see weird things in the background or the place is just a mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being sent a friend request when a, never sent or received a message.

Getting a message that shows they haven't read my profile and they ask do i go dogging or do I want to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages from the pictureless unverified newbies usually 50+ miles out asking me to come over to fuck their wives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking to fuck my way through fab" wrote on profile......30 veris later. Eye roll.

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Out of date pictures....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any message called mmmmmm, free now, graphic sexual messages, patronising white knight messages, wuu2, hey, passive aggressive messages

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Pictures when you can see weird things in the background or the place is just a mess

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Being sent a friend request when a, never sent or received a message.

Getting a message that shows they haven't read my profile and they ask do i go dogging or do I want to?

I thought you could be dogging mates before saying hello

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Messages from the pictureless unverified newbies usually 50+ miles out asking me to come over to fuck their wives "

Never knew you are human, I thought you were just a piece of dick; more or less

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

""Not looking to fuck my way through fab" wrote on profile......30 veris later. Eye roll. "

You got me with that! Then you wonder how many more before they have fucked the while site

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Out of date pictures....

Is 15 years ago pictures out if date yet?

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Any message called mmmmmm, free now, graphic sexual messages, patronising white knight messages, wuu2, hey, passive aggressive messages "

True!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Long rambling profiles with lots of do's and do nots.

Ends up being TLDR.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence meant, OP, but tge penis avatar is my pet hate. It's so difficult to take conversation with a disembodied schlong seriously!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Dickheads messaging and claiming to read profile and loving it. Yet fail to seem to have not been able to understand age preferences etc

. Then get bent of shape when you delete message or ignore it

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

People who post saying one thing one day then a few days later post saying the complete opposite of what they previously said and do this constantly on here.The same with status updates.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Profiles that mention drugs in a secret code that most of us know! If you need/want to take drugs before, during or after sex jog on you sad bastards !! Go and shag some other junkie!!

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Go and shag some other junkie!! "

To be fair, I think that's what their coded message is trying to achieve, isn't it?

Gbat

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Go and shag some other junkie!!

To be fair, I think that's what their coded message is trying to achieve, isn't it?

Gbat "

Well at least they'd be talking the same nonsense!

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Status updates in text talk whining about trivial shit, moaning about absolute crap, like a Karen from Facebook but all over Fab…

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Drug mentions, action shots on single male profiles

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms.

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

"Status updates in text talk whining about trivial shit, moaning about absolute crap, like a Karen from Facebook but all over Fab…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think i care enought to be bothered by anything except maybe people trying to belittle me or compete with me in some way or another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bareback, safe sex only... then proceeds to have multiple images of different guys raw dogging it.

That and a lack of paragraphs. Seriously, I just nope out of there when it has zero formatting.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Q "Can I ask you something?"

A. "Thats your question used up"

Q "What's your biggest turn on?"

A "Potato based snacks".

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

No face pics due to job, must be discreet. I'm a professional.

Like prison is full of innocent people, fab is full of professionals.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

This one just occurred to me.

Threads like "comment on the person posting above" etc., but they prefer the gorgeous woman six posts earlier so comment on her instead.

I know it can happen by accident if people are all posting at around the same time, but then it can also happen with a five minute gap!

I get why they prefer her, it just then excludes the missed out person from getting a comment.

Play nice or don't play.

My (not so) secret response is to get another post on the thread so that I'm back in play!

Gbat

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

Any variation of those Sydney University comments on a profile

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Q "Can I ask you something?"

A. "Thats your question used up"

Q "What's your biggest turn on?"

A "Potato based snacks"."

Love this! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures when you can see weird things in the background or the place is just a mess

Thus and the famous toilet seat pic.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Code words to be inserted into messages and bullshit warnings to various education facilities..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No face pic on profile, no reply… yet they don’t have a face pic

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

My No1 pet hate is people sending their initial message dirty talking or telling me what they want to do… literally makes me want to vomit.

I also hate being asked ‘How’s you?’ It doesn’t even make sense! Just say ‘How are you?’ It’s only a couple more letters…!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Any variation of those Sydney University comments on a profile

Is mine an exception?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Continuing to message when I've ignored their initial message. Essentially have a one sided conversation within my inbox.

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

"Any variation of those Sydney University comments on a profile

Is mine an exception?

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been here far to long to be annoyed by much, plus I'm well aware that I will get on plenty of people's nerves just being me.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Continuing to message when I've ignored their initial message. Essentially have a one sided conversation within my inbox. "

???

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Any variation of those Sydney University comments on a profile

Is mine an exception?

No, your is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My No1 pet hate is people sending their initial message dirty talking or telling me what they want to do… literally makes me want to vomit.

I also hate being asked ‘How’s you?’ It doesn’t even make sense! Just say ‘How are you?’ It’s only a couple more letters…!

That first pet hate I can totally relate too. I have no idea what runs through people's minds

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

People who don't read your whole profile.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"My No1 pet hate is people sending their initial message dirty talking or telling me what they want to do… literally makes me want to vomit.

I also hate being asked ‘How’s you?’ It doesn’t even make sense! Just say ‘How are you?’ It’s only a couple more letters…!

I’ve had messages that are literally just

“H”

That’s it!

Usually profiles also no pics, no veris and “just ask” in the bio

I mean seriously NO effort at all

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By *entative_steps7781Couple
over a year ago

Home

"No offence meant, OP, but tge penis avatar is my pet hate. It's so difficult to take conversation with a disembodied schlong seriously! "

100% this.

MJ x

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"No offence meant, OP, but tge penis avatar is my pet hate. It's so difficult to take conversation with a disembodied schlong seriously! "

Yeah, I get that... We must have something someone else are not keen on

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

1.The plethora of 'rate my cock' messages

2. People who write "wot you in to". REALLY?????????????

3. Similar to OP where I had someone look at my profile seven times in about two hours. I looked at theirs........ "Don't bother to contact me if you are over 40". Though I did fall foul of OP criteria because I did react.......... BLOCK !.......... thinking "you won't be looking an eighth time matey"

4. People who quote an entire lengthy Forum post just to put a thumbs up or something as a comment. And yes, someone here will do just that out of devilment

5. and yes, those annoying 'to Sydney University' things

Is it obvious - 11.10pm - that I've been online to my office since 7.10am. Am just a greetin' faced old git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty/blank profiles with nothing but...just ask ???

Do people actually message these people ??

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Just reply with a no thanks if you're not interested, instead of being ignorant " gahhhhhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude people

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No pic no reply from a profile with zero pics talk about double standards

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

1.The plethora of 'rate my cock' messages

2. People who write "wot you in to". REALLY?????????????

4. People who quote an entire lengthy Forum post just to put a Giraffe's head up as a comment. And yes, someone here will do just that out of devilment

5. and yes, those annoying 'to Sydney University' things

Is it obvious - 11.10pm - that I've been online to my office since 7.10am. Am just a greetin' faced old git"

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"No pic no reply from a profile with zero pics talk about double standards "

This!

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

1.The plethora of 'rate my cock' messages

2. People who write "wot you in to". REALLY?????????????

4. People who quote an entire lengthy Forum post just to put a Giraffe's head up as a comment. And yes, someone here will do just that out of devilment

5. and yes, those annoying 'to Sydney University' things

Is it obvious - 11.10pm - that I've been online to my office since 7.10am. Am just a greetin' faced old git

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You beat me to that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of pet hates, but it’s easy to let them go because it’s most of the forum that do them, and I like you guys…

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

""Not looking to fuck my way through fab" wrote on profile......30 veris later. Eye roll. "

There's more than 30 people on fab you know

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

For example, we have a meet up for Weds at 2pm, they offer every other day, time, week or year. If they want a meet, why not respond to what we're offering? Why waste our time, reading through messages that don't fit our critria. We ignore or block.

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

""Not looking to fuck my way through fab" wrote on profile......30 veris later. Eye roll.

There's more than 30 people on fab you know

Are there? I thought there were only 30 of us here!

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"I have lots of pet hates, but it’s easy to let them go because it’s most of the forum that do them, and I like you guys…

Go on we won't be overly offended

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By *omfyMan
over a year ago

Rochdale

When your a year out of there age range

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

You beat me to that!

C*NTS!

But more importantly, I really wondered "what the f*ck was I typing when I wrote 'put up a Giraffe's head' " but I realise now looking back at my original that RHBC changed the quote. Very good

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By *elkieWoman
over a year ago

Durham

First message “how are you?” Like, do you actually want to know I’m grumpy cos I ran out of milk?

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

"Like, do you actually want to know I’m grumpy cos I ran out of milk?"

As the 'bottom' party (sometimes quite literally!

) in my liaisons with other guys, that is not an issue for me. Unless he wants a fourth go and has to wait a bit longer to replenish than he did between rides 'two' and 'three'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that mouth off then quickly hit the block button.Okay dishing it but so afraid of possibly getting the same treatment in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Not looking to fuck my way through fab" wrote on profile......30 veris later. Eye roll. "

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Trying to think if I’ve actually any real issues here that can’t be ignored

I don’t think I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey !!

we always respond..... 'it's the Fonz'

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

When people declare on their profile that they are Athletic when they’re clearly not really pisses me off to no end. I secretly tend to think they ought to seek Immediate personal training & dieting-pronto!

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms."

Anyone who says they are a 'fun guy' are generally not, dickhead more like

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By *eachcplCouple
over a year ago

blackpool/preston/normandy france

Guys who think that "hows yous" is going to get them a response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that intentionally mess up a thread by picking apart the OPS grammar or typos.

When you green arrow them, not once have they started and original post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drug mentions, action shots on single male profiles"

Single males do occasionally get action and there’s only so many cock pictures you can show before it gets boring !

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By *ychwood777Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

Mine is "Must have a Face Pic" when not displaying one themselves , double standards comes to mind

I give my face an airing when I'm comfortable as to whether they're genuine and not just pic collectors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be asking for a face pic when they don’t even have any pictures on profile at all.

Just the way it is I guess but you have to ask, why not even display something?

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above.

Think that’s the ‘auto fill in’ that fab puts in your profile if you don’t put anything in.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Any updates that mention how full their balls are and asking who wants a load or how they are throbbing/desperate to.....

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

This is my second profile after deleting first one as wanted to take a break. Didn't have a verification until the other day but have met several times on here with this profile. So my pet peeve is "won't meet unless verified". Lack of verifications can be misleading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is gold, needed a good laugh and this delivered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pet hate is people that I’m not attracted to sending me an unsolicited message asking for my address, asking when I’m free or even worse - telling me what they want to do to me.

It makes my skin crawl. Internally I feel like saying “do you have no self awareness? Look at your photos. You have no chance”

But instead I just ignore them b/c I wouldn’t like to damage someone’s self esteem. I do block if they message twice, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above.

Think that’s the ‘auto fill in’ that fab puts in your profile if you don’t put anything in. "

Ah, thanks for the information. I didn't know that. Oh dear, I may have some apologies to make.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"My pet hate is people that I’m not attracted to sending me an unsolicited message asking for my address, asking when I’m free or even worse - telling me what they want to do to me.

It makes my skin crawl. Internally I feel like saying “do you have no self awareness? Look at your photos. You have no chance”

But instead I just ignore them b/c I wouldn’t like to damage someone’s self esteem. I do block if they message twice, though."

Lol.... Same!

Honestly, all of the above, sometimes I'll dish out advice on how that's not going to get them anywhere of Fab, mostly I just block, often smh and roll me eyes at the audacity of (some, not all) men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Long rambling profiles with lots of do's and do nots.

Ends up being TLDR. "

We tried dumbing down our profile and ended up with hundreds of deadbeat messages to the point we had to delete just to get to see more further back!! So the long rambling do’s and do not list works for us. We will get bothered by irritating men but nowhere near as much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pics of single men or even couples with a straight male bearing a pic of their pulled open arsehole! Lovely when perusing fab over my lunch "

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By *hatMinxOverThereWoman
over a year ago

42 Wallaby Way

"A big pet peeve on profiles is "I'm 27 looking for women". I like to call them 'No shit sherlock' profiles as it says in the little about about them above.

Think that’s the ‘auto fill in’ that fab puts in your profile if you don’t put anything in.

Ah, thanks for the information. I didn't know that. Oh dear, I may have some apologies to make.

Haha they still should put something in theirselves! So I wouldn’t feel too bad

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

" This thread is gold, needed a good laugh and this delivered!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"People who appear on threads such as this with a list of things that annoy them and turn them off but they are guilty of the majority of those things themselves.

They can't really be stupid enough to believe others don't see it so it has to be done deliberately to antagonise."

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By *edplusoneCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Forum threads where I have to Google the meaning. I've just found out what frotting means. Enough internet for today

Darn had to clean my search history yet again

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"For example, we have a meet up for Weds at 2pm, they offer every other day, time, week or year. If they want a meet, why not respond to what we're offering? Why waste our time, reading through messages that don't fit our critria. We ignore or block. "

This!

I’m planning something for 1pm Monday. So far in amongst the replies are people who are free at 2pm and 4.30. One guy who is free on Tuesday. And one who is working from home, but genuinely suggested I move the entire meet to his place so he could watch.

Not to mention the 12 messages so far that seem to think the “meet verified guys only” doesn’t apply to them. 6 of them have said “you can verify me after lol”

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

This!

Not to mention the 12 messages so far that seem to think the “meet verified guys only” doesn’t apply to them. 6 of them have said “you can verify me after lol”

This last one got me

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster

"The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms.

Anyone who says they are a 'fun guy' are generally not, dickhead more like

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"The usual 'i wont bite unless you want me to' but one that makes me laugh is when a man says hes a 'fun guy'.I immediately think of mushrooms.

Anyone who says they are a 'fun guy' are generally not, dickhead more like

I thought dickhead was good if it would s of decent size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy telling you “I could lick you out for hours hehehe ”,…first off you’ve literally just said you’re shit at sex and second “hehehe” what age are you

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

I hate it when profile states

"Will fill in later" and the profile is more than two months old.

I also roll my eyes when a bloke describes himself as 'normal'. WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People announcing they're leaving.

You DON'T need to announce it! FFS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who clearly have the biggest ego on the planet but have 'confidence issues'.

Oh and people who hide their penises, tease.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"People who clearly have the biggest ego on the planet but have 'confidence issues'.

Oh and people who hide their penises, tease."

*Makes his penis public again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Make penis public again"

New Tory slogan right here.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

*Make penis public again

New Tory slogan right here."

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

People messaging in txt speak

It's 2022 and you sound like you can't spell

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By *otcplmidsCouple
over a year ago

Warwick

Messages that say you probably get a lot if messages...if they have already discounted themselves for a reply why message?

Friend requests with no conversations prior.

Messages that start are you free now? ...my response yes I've cleared my diary in the hope you would message me now, I'm wet and ready for you.

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By *osco78Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

My pet hate on fab guys is people completely ignoring when your looking for a meet and offering a timescale way after when your looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually start "I know you aren't gay but" or "am not gay but I want to suck your cock" or "my wife would love your cock could you send her a pic to this number"

Usually the block button works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates from the same person that continually complain.

If you hate Fab so much…..LEAVE! Is my unspoken response. "

This J x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Status updates from the same person that continually complain.

If you hate Fab so much…..LEAVE! Is my unspoken response.

This J x "

100% this ..no one is forcing them to stay ffs lol

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Shouty / ranty, profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouty / ranty, profiles "

Capital letters? J x

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By *uck-Me-Hard-Scotland-M2MMan
over a year ago

Barnhill (Outside Dundee)

"Messages from the pictureless unverified newbies usually 50+ miles out asking me to come over to fuck their wives "

Well I can trump that

Have not long had a message that said

Can you get and join us? Xx

They confirmed when I queried that yes, they did mean to write to me.

????????????

Resisted urge to reply I was a Pepsi Max guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being sent a friend request when a, never sent or received a message.

Getting a message that shows they haven't read my profile and they ask do i go dogging or do I want to?

Totally agree with this

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"A guy telling you “I could lick you out for hours hehehe ”,…first off you’ve literally just said you’re shit at sex and second “hehehe” what age are you "

I never thought about that! I haven't said it to anyone before though

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

I hate it when profile states

"Will fill in later" and the profile is more than two months old.

I also roll my eyes when a bloke describes himself as 'normal'. WTF?

Some profiles over a year still have the fill later

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By *litteasingMan OP Man
over a year ago

Thereabouts

"People announcing they're leaving.

You DON'T need to announce it! FFS."

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

“Can I ask you a question?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Can I ask you a question?”"

Arrrrrrrgghhhhhhh! Nooooooooo!

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By *angerous123Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Endless cleavage shots in different bras...yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you into younger men" if they read my age preference or my veris they know

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

Demands for face pic as first contact.

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By *xploring_FunWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"“Can I ask you a question?”

Arrrrrrrgghhhhhhh! Nooooooooo! "

It’s the level of how baffled they are when you reply “You just did” that gets me the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a lot of pet heights and I'm pretty crap at not responding to them to be honest.

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

People who ask for a message "with effort" and then give you either a 2 word response or ignore the message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disrespectful messages

Awful text or pics. Never met, talking to me like I'm a Trollope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who ask for a message "with effort" and then give you either a 2 word response or ignore the message

All my goodness that really winds me up not so much on fab. I have a friend who I will send a really detailed message to and I'm lucky if I get a thumbs up back.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

""Are you into younger men" if they read my age preference or my veris they know"

Reading seems to be the hurdling block on fab I find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gross, graphic picdm my unspoken response is cboak"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gross, graphic picdm my unspoken response is cboak""

*pics

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"People who ask for a message "with effort" and then give you either a 2 word response or ignore the message

All my goodness that really winds me up not so much on fab. I have a friend who I will send a really detailed message to and I'm lucky if I get a thumbs up back.

Right??? Haha. Sometimes life is weird like that I suppose

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

quite close to you

This might lose me friends:

Women who say ‘no dick pics please…yuck!’ Or ‘if you have your penis as your profile pic…’

But will have every angle of their fanny documented, and will have their tits as their profile pic.

Or the ever popular (everyone’s guilty of this) ‘single line messages will be deleted and blocked - have some imagination’

But will message me ‘hi’

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Profiles where a single man says he can't show much of him due to work ,but has full pics of all the women he's met and what they got up to.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

The ones who message me pretending to be a couple, but are actually just single guys looking to get a blowjob.

They're easy to out, they never have profile pics, but claim to have loads of pics on their phone of them and their partner, if I could invite them over, they'd love to show me them....

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By *ighty DuckMan
over a year ago

andover

When Margot Robbie keeps spamming you with messages asking you to come over

I kid

But in all seriousness. I do love the , no dick pic profiles and then their veri’s are from men who only have dick pics and a shit bio

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

???? This is the thing I hate most, someone sends a message and if you haven't instantly replied you get ???? so so annoying.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"People announcing they're leaving.

You DON'T need to announce it! FFS.

It's not a freaking airport, you do not need to announce your departure

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"???? This is the thing I hate most, someone sends a message and if you haven't instantly replied you get ???? so so annoying."

I’ve figured out that that is someone using non fab emojis and they just register as ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No offence meant, OP, but tge penis avatar is my pet hate. It's so difficult to take conversation with a disembodied schlong seriously! "

This X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"???? This is the thing I hate most, someone sends a message and if you haven't instantly replied you get ???? so so annoying."

That is super annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My secret response to things is staying a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently had a couple chat to me.

They wanted a photo, a new one, with my hands on my name to prove who I was. They sent a pic so I could copy theirs. All started to get a bit eyes wide shut.

Another wanted 4 socials before any meets.

A lot of fire burning hoops I think. I don't have the time.

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

People who post meet requests including males but have blocked males

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Forum threads where I have to Google the meaning. I've just found out what frotting means. Enough internet for today

Frotting, I also now know what it means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The repetitive torrent of filthy messages from women begging to ride my sausage like a stolen hire bike.

Ffs I know my my body is perfection but I also have feelings ya know. So can you stop sending me unsolicited grapic messages about doing some sexual intercourcing with me and why attach so many fanny pics not face pics.

Itssssss hurting my sensitivities

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I recently had a couple chat to me.

They wanted a photo, a new one, with my hands on my name to prove who I was. They sent a pic so I could copy theirs. All started to get a bit eyes wide shut.

Another wanted 4 socials before any meets.

A lot of fire burning hoops I think. I don't have the time. "

I once had a social that was conducted like it was a job interview, they even said to me at the end "There's someone else that we're considering, so we'll get back to you".

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