FabSwingers.com forum: A few condoms short of an orgy

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

joe lycett.

This made me chuckle and think of this place straight away

How do you describe someone who’s not a full cheesecake ?

Funniest wins

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Not the full Delmonte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A porkpie short of a picnic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 3 chicken nugget happy meal

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A boiled egg short of a full picnic

A dip short of a full buffet

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By *argoyleMan
over a year ago

dudley

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By *argoyleMan
over a year ago

dudley

"A 3 chicken nugget happy meal "

~that's a sad meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together; and

Would not allow to breed.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Few sangers short of a picnic.

Few roos loose in the top paddock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not playing with a full deck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sandwich short of picnic

Not the full schilling

Bricks short for house

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Not the sharpest tool in the box/shed.... Sharp as shit... I am sure there are more but my brain is fried

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

An Isle of Man thing:

There's thousands of years of interbreeding gone into creating that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few tories short of a cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had brains you'd be dangerous.

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"An Isle of Man thing:

There's thousands of years of interbreeding gone into creating that....

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"If you had brains you'd be dangerous. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet your family tree is a wreath

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I bet your family tree is a wreath"

Haha love this one

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

A village is missing its idiot..

Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘You’re head is full of fairground music.’

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By *ravelling TogMan
over a year ago

leyland

One I heard a while back about someone who though he was quite witty was "your not the sharpest peanut in the turd" and I still think about it to this day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lights are on but nobody is home?

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"A porkpie short of a picnic"
A sandwich short of a picnic x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘The wheel’s still spinning but the hamster’s dead.’

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"‘You’re head is full of fairground music.’ "

Love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A village is missing its idiot..

Wheel is turning but the hamster is dead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None compos mentis.

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

As useless as a chocolate teapot

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By *ogger130Man
over a year ago

Far North

A few spanners short of a tool set

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

As smart as bait

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"I bet your family tree is a wreath"

For me this is winning

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By *ambi4uMan
over a year ago

Saint Helens

He's not got two brain cells to rub together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not wired right

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By *ntcovMan
over a year ago

Church Gresley / Swadlincote

Mad as a box of frogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As sharp as a marble

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

His dentist would hear an echo.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

As thick as a whale omelette (from blackadder

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Two rooms upstairs not painted, and as much use as a chocolate chisel.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Attention span of a goldfish

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Were you born naturally thick, or did you have to serve an apprenticeship, and gain a professional qualification I stupidity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A strawberry short of a punnet

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Not a figure of speach now, but if anyone is wondering why I should be focused on this subject, I'm about to get showered, and meet up with a builder who left a job in the hands of an insect brain over the weekend, and were about to rip it up and start again. Have a good day folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ball gag short of a gimp suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as a fart in a trance

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

"A few tories short of a cabinet."

Very topical…

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By *azzi2010Man
over a year ago

Leytonstone

Their pizza's missing a slice.

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

"He's not got two brain cells to rub together.

Or has 2 brain cells.

One is missing and the other is out looking for it

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