FabSwingers.com: PleasureMan (48) , Man in Leytonstone, Greater London, UK

Thanks for checking me out. Firstly, full disclosure: I am married. Yes, she actually, really does know I’m on here, and even has my login details. I would love to play as a couple, however she’s not interested and I am enormously lucky she understands my needs. So, I am not looking for any sort of relationship as I’m already in an amazing one, instead I’m looking for something that starts with S. No, it’s not sightseeing.

Writing this sort of thing is a challenge, I usually write about others, whether they’re real or figments of my slightly tortured imagination. I’m certainly not boring, I’m good company and like a good laugh, it just seems that those traits are more appropriate for a dating site rather than a swinging site. But what the hey, I’ll just cover all angles.

I’m a professional, polite and fun guy, the sort you can have over at a dinner party who will bring good wine and then shag the hell out of you later - all while making good conversation. Or we can skip dinner, that’s cool too.

Physically, I’m broad-shouldered, naturally muscular, and better than average looking - ask anyone! I go to they gym although I’m not obsessive about it - I don’t drink shakes with ingredients that sound like you’d find them in the building materials section of B&Q, or eat bars with the consistency of shoe leather and names that seem confused with arms manufacturing. So I’m reasonably fit, but not going to enter myself into a body-building competition just yet. I have a short beard, more like long stubble, it just seems to fit me. I have an 8 and a half inch cock, yes I have measured, both with a novelty condom that had lines on it and an actual tape measure, just to be sure. The novelty condom was surprising accurate, although a little tight (that’s a strong hint, did I mention I’m subtle?).

Enough about me, let’s talk about you, or maybe not you depending on what I’m looking for. I’m after non-vanilla (safe) sex with women, couples and groups. I like kissing, fore-play, and I can give ladies high-quality oral all day. Building up is good, it makes both sides enjoy it more, so no rush. I’m not fussy about size, colour or looks, although I have standards to me sexiness is about attitude as much as body.

What I’m after is to try new things and help others experiment while enjoying myself along the way. Couples wanting a third, I’m in, a lady wanting another notch on her belt, that’s fine too. If a guy wants to watch me with his wife I’m good for that as well. Large groups where there’s loads of guys and two ladies, not so much, depending on the setting it can be a bit of a scrum - guys tag-teaming with their friends while nobody else gets a look-in isn’t my thing, I’m more for balanced groups. I’m not mega-kinky, light ropes, a bit of domination and reasonably sized toys are fun but if you bring out something used to chastise sailors, attempt to put a dog collar on me or shove a watermelon up my anus I’m likely to protest.

As for where my home is off-limits, but I’m happy to spring for a hotel if needed. Classy clubs are good, so if you’re going to Le Boudoir, hit me up, I’m also happy to go to you as long as you don’t live in a shed 2 million miles away.

So, if you think we’re a match or curious ping me, I’ll always answer. Unless you’re a guy offering to blow me in the back of my car, or asking ‘what r u in2?’, I’ll probably just delete those - not my thing, sorry folks.

Happy Fabbing!

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