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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Over the years they've increased in number here until it's fooking unbearable.....

I'll spare you the shitting changes they've made to my quality of life....

I can't kill them all this season so over to you .....

Best idea for clearing the neighbourhood and getting some shitless shuteye wins......

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Move inland.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Black widow catapult?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Black widow catapult? "

Then she'd have to touch spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rat poison in chips

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Purchase a drone and a bag of chips and lure them off somewhere else

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Black widow catapult?

Then she'd have to touch spiders. "

.22 rifle?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Black widow catapult?

Then she'd have to touch spiders. "

That sounds a bit pervy .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Rat poison in chips"

I'd prob end up killin' all the fat kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a lot of seagulls around moving inland more than often to look for food

Depends where about you are in Merseyside or Wirral

A lot find bird scarers actually do work on seagulls one attacked me the other day was sorely tempted to give afore mentioned seagull a yosser kiss but flew away lol

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've been swooped at a few times. They BIG and LOUD and it's make you go ........ fuck! and look really uncool walking like a hunchback on the streets!

The fledglings are walking ...... ( and getting squashed )

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I've been swooped at a few times. They BIG and LOUD and it's make you go ........ fuck! and look really uncool walking like a hunchback on the streets!

The fledglings are walking ...... ( and getting squashed ) "

They're just trying to survive in this God forsaken world.

Wear a see through plastic rain mac.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a fledgling lording it in the garden as I speak. Went out to hang washing up, got dive bombed by angry parent.

Kept awake during night by its calls; they dont even bloody sleep. Wheres a feral cat when you need one!!!!!

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Move inland."

I'm 34 miles from the coast and we have loads of gulls here too. Admittedly not as many as on the coast, but the b#stards are adapting to inland living!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your local council not cull them like they do down in North Devon from time to time?

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Poison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi carb on bird seed lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

There was an article this morning about controlling grey squirrels by giving them contraceptives.

Maybe get in touch with the relevant scientists and organise the same for seagulls.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Move inland.

I'm 34 miles from the coast and we have loads of gulls here too. Admittedly not as many as on the coast, but the b#stards are adapting to inland living!! "

We get a few, but there's a council tip not far so they generally hang around there.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"There was an article this morning about controlling grey squirrels by giving them contraceptives.

Maybe get in touch with the relevant scientists and organise the same for seagulls."

Sharks eat seagulls

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

David Attenborough... He'd know... Or his protégé Steve backshall.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Or possibly Prof Eric Cantona..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"

Over the years they've increased in number here until it's fooking unbearable.....

I'll spare you the shitting changes they've made to my quality of life....

I can't kill them all this season so over to you .....

Best idea for clearing the neighbourhood and getting some shitless shuteye wins...... "

Owl statue with big eyes (move it around though so they don’t notice it’s not real)

You’ll have to get the neighbours to join in or they’ll just move slightly away from your garden but you’ll still hear them.

Is there a food source they’re living on, rubbish bins etc or is some tw*t actually feeding them?

It could be the ones getting d*unk and aggressive after eating flying ants

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Birds of Prey … nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bicarbonate soda in bread parcels, apparently when the bicarb hits their stomach acid....kaboom....just don't have a line full of washing out though

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

You can rent birds of prey apparently.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Don't... They start squawking at about half 3. Joys of living on the coast!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Move inland."

Birmingham is full of gulls so this wont work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a hawk, put a top of the food chain predator in there, they will soon fuck off

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Buy a hawk, put a top of the food chain predator in there, they will soon fuck off"

I'm not sure if a sparrow hawk is bug enough to take a full and red kites aren't robust enough to take large live prey. Besides, gulls are accomplished flyers so a falcon would probably better. The largest falcon is a gyrfalcon, but I'm not sure if even they are big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A local factory where I sometimes work has a speaker on the roof to randomly play the scream of a falcon - from what I've noticed the damn gulls don't bat an eyelid when it goes off.

A peregrine will take smaller gulls if it can catch them but herring gulls are very agile, bigger and heavier than the peregrine plus equipped with a heafty dagger like beak making them infrequent prey at best though no doubt the young are a target.

I wonder what the gulls think of us humans building everywhere and filling their world with our shit? Is there a gull version of Fab where they discuss ways to get rid of our street lighting that keeps them awake and our trash which fills their oceans?

Mr

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

In Dundee a shipping company brought in a falconer and his birds to take care of problematic birds. The seagulls first killed his falcon making him release a large owl which killed enough gulls to make the rest panic and flee

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