FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny farts

By *ayyorks OP Man
over a year ago

Halifax yorkshire

Turn on ..or turn off ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

God no, they stink

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

In my experience they ruin the passion but result in fits of laughter, I'm not very mature lol

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

Nothing at all wrong with them....all part of the fun

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"Nothing at all wrong with them....all part of the fun"

Frying2nite. Is your username from carryon screaming? That's my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm immature, and laugh, I'm guessing it's a little embarrassing for the female

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"God no, they stink

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what of ?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"God no, they stink

what of ?"

Fanny fart obvs

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"God no, they stink

what of ?

Fanny fart obvs

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never smelt them

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

it happens get over it carry on with the job in hand lol

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

"God no, they stink

what of ?

Fanny fart obvs

Are you sure you're putting your nose in the right hole?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"God no, they stink

what of ?

Fanny fart obvs

Are you sure you're putting your nose in the right hole?"

In the 69 position I’m not so sure

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By *ature BBW Lover 69Man
over a year ago

exeter

I absolutely love them , love the sound they make !

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"I absolutely love them , love the sound they make ! "
what does it feel like on your cock ?

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"I absolutely love them , love the sound they make ! what does it feel like on your cock ? "

presumably like having your hair dried, if you have any hahahaha

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"I absolutely love them , love the sound they make ! what does it feel like on your cock ?

presumably like having your hair dried, if you have any hahahaha"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

They hilarious x

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Funny as fuck, literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They hilarious x"
. See certain ladies enjoy and laugh with it but I've had it where it's ruined the mood because she's embarrassed

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By *rying2niteMan
over a year ago

Egremont

"Nothing at all wrong with them....all part of the fun

Frying2nite. Is your username from carryon screaming? That's my favourite

Hi Dawn, yes it is....it's my favourite too

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"They hilarious x. See certain ladies enjoy and laugh with it but I've had it where it's ruined the mood because she's embarrassed "

It's a weird thing to be embarrassed by because it's not an actual fart! It only happens because sir gets forced into the vagina and has to come out.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

"God no, they stink

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Maybe your getting them confused with actual farts .It’s just trapped air with no actual smell to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God no, they stink

What kind of women you been fucking

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I love a good queef.

If it’s a turn off for a chap I don’t apologise. Too busy laughing

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

I just laugh and carry on, all part of the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God no, they stink

What kind of women you been fucking

LMAO I was sat here wondering the same thing...its just trapped air from vigorous fucking...the kitty pushes out the air ...the first time it happened it proper scared me though LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In my experience they ruin the passion but result in fits of laughter, I'm not very mature lol"

Haha. This is exactly how things go.

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"God no, they stink

I think your smelling the wrong hole

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Definite passion killer, especially when he does it on purpose

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"God no, they stink

What kind of women you been fucking

You don’t know the half of it brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God no, they stink

What kind of women you been fucking

You don’t know the half of it brother "

Haha

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

east Glasgow

They are just a fun part of good sex for me

just relax and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They only acure because the guy is banging the woman to hard & air is getting up her vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turn on ..or turn off ? "

This has only happened to me once me and the lady concerned just fell about laughing does ruin the passion though

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

and whats wrong with queefing,, its only natural ..

If you want a laugh though look up south park and queefing.. lol

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Certainly not a turn off.....and if you can't laugh about them then your not having good sex

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By *ayyorks OP Man
over a year ago

Halifax yorkshire

Apparently when i posted this thread .. i should have put vagina farts..got a pm telling me fanny is a childish word??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to try time my thrusts so i can play imperial march as im about to make my winky sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder how many girls were named Fanny in 2021?

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Neither a turn on or a turn off... It's a case of either ignore it and carry on or share a quick giggle if it's the right moment and the right partner...

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

"Neither a turn on or a turn off... It's a case of either ignore it and carry on or share a quick giggle if it's the right moment and the right partner...

Totally this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither, they are funny though

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

It won’t be long before someone claims that fanny farts are aerated squirt……

People will start claiming to be blowers….

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"It won’t be long before someone claims that fanny farts are aerated squirt……

People will start claiming to be blowers….

At the height of passion up went the call, 'thar she blows'

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Who the fuck named fanny farts 'queefing'

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By *illy IdolMan
28 weeks ago

Midlands

"Turn on ..or turn off ? "

Massive turn on for me

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By *exySenseiCouple
28 weeks ago

"Turn on ..or turn off ? "

Grow the fuck up.

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By *agnar73Man
28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Who the fuck named fanny farts 'queefing' "

Is that what it is? Ah.

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By *ames250122Man
28 weeks ago

Worcester

"Turn on ..or turn off ? "

lol never thought of it that way, I’ve always just looked at it as no big deal or paid attention any attention too as where all adults and it’s just one of the things that beyond anyone control that can happen sometimes. Plus I’m normally enjoying what we’re do to much even notice lol

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

This recalls for me a hilarious workplace conversation where a gay guy I worked with had to ask about this in the course of the job, when we told him they were a real thing he thought we were kidding him on! Pre internet days we had to source a medical article to convince him

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By *ikesEmBigMan
28 weeks ago

Herts

"Turn on ..or turn off ? "

Occupational hazard

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By *ascal1475Man
28 weeks ago

york

I love fanny farts. So horny. Xx

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By *ames250122Man
28 weeks ago

Worcester

"This recalls for me a hilarious workplace conversation where a gay guy I worked with had to ask about this in the course of the job, when we told him they were a real thing he thought we were kidding him on! Pre internet days we had to source a medical article to convince him

Priceless, I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face. Not that I’d want to make the feel bad or belittled but I can easily imagine how priceless the look on his face must have been when your Al telling him this lol. Did you have a good laugh about it together over the years? xx

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
28 weeks ago

Glasgow

He didn’t stay in the job much longer but he took it in good spirit a bit like “so what else don’t I know?”

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
28 weeks ago

Leeds

A bit embarrassing but it happens can't say it's a turn on, just stop pumping air in there and it's all good.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Anything fanny related I love haha

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By *hrek101Man
28 weeks ago

Herts

I try not to laugh cause I'm a child and fart noises will never not be funny ??

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By *herry delightWoman
28 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

The other week I was at a club and this guy had being fingering me while I was on all fours as I was giving someone a BJ. Once finished the BJ I rolled over so the guy could get a better angle for fingering, but he chose that moment to lick my pussy. Well I let out a long loud funny fart. We both best out laughing and it killed the moment. I had to avoid him the rest of the day as I couldn't stop laughing.

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By *entleman.kMan
28 weeks ago

close by

It’s the Fanny enjoying the moment and giving your cock a motorboat, bbrrrphhht

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By *lueLotusWoman
17 weeks ago

the wilderness

Love that a couple of guys here say they like it, my fb does it deliberately in doggy... I was embarrassed or laughing the first few times but last time I just gave in and relaxed, let him do it how he liked and ignored the embarrassment I got the best fucking of my life. Felt extra pressure like his cock was wayyy bigger as he'd pumped me up relentlessly. Was very hot full body orgasms my legs were shaking and everything.

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By *herry delightWoman
16 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

They neither I turned off or turn on, they just happen so, Keep Calm and Carry On.

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By *ife NinjaMan
16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I like it. I think it shows you're comfortable with each other

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Nothing at all wrong with them....all part of the fun"

Do you do them ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"I like it. I think it shows you're comfortable with each other

I think it shows she was done doggy style and sucked in air cos he kept pushing in n pulling out and letting air in ......

It's no sign of anything else other than the mechanics of the act,

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez , this is an OLD thread.

I hate that

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By *orphia2003Woman
16 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

I've felt a little embarrassed a few times. Other times we have fallen about laughing. Just depends on the partner really.

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By *lueLotusWoman
16 weeks ago

the wilderness

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez , this is an OLD thread.

I hate that"

Sorry, my fault! Was searching to see if it was a kink after my recent experience and lo there it was

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez , this is an OLD thread.

I hate that

Sorry, my fault! Was searching to see if it was a kink after my recent experience and lo there it was

No probs :-0 I just don't like responding to a point made a year ago..... There's no reason you shouldn't resurrect....

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By *lueLotusWoman
16 weeks ago

the wilderness

"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez , this is an OLD thread.

I hate that

Sorry, my fault! Was searching to see if it was a kink after my recent experience and lo there it was

No probs :-0 I just don't like responding to a point made a year ago..... There's no reason you shouldn't resurrect.... "

Fanny farts tho I really do pick em 😅

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By *ocksareoffMan
16 weeks ago

Out n About

Not a turn on nor turn off. Because I'm immature i am more likely to giggle if she let's out a queef

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