FabSwingers.com forum: Oooft! You’re hot! Ladies first

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Let’s see how many people want to take the proverbial bull by it’s horns!

In America the Sadie Hawkins dance, based upon an American story, is the event where the girls ask the boys to go with them.

Taking this as the cue, this is a ladies or ladies of the couples PM only thread...

Any gender can post that they're in but it's only the ladies that message the others to let them know that; 'ooft, they're hot!'

I doubt that filters will be an issue but please respect them anyway!

Away you go folks...

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Ai I’m in OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time on the forums in some months but I'll chuck myself in at the deep end.. I'm in

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By *hamrock 1888Man
over a year ago

on tour

In...but not holding out much hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay in in

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

Thursday ooofts… I’ll check in at lunch. Good luck everyone…

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Quietly waiting in the corner for my Sadie . . . .

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By *ames5169Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

In and awaiting the deluge of compliments!

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By *ndauntedMan
over a year ago

wilts

I’d be delighted to play.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oooffftttssss to all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a penny

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We are in as we are both rather keen on ladies

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not could do with a bit of cheering up today. I’m in

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Why not x

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

Oooft

Used as an extended exclamation in regard to something pleasing or unusual that has just been seen.

"Oooft, check out da ass on dat!"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

I'm more of an "ooooohhhhhhhh hot" kinda person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in.... who knows??

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By *nked rascalMan
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I’m in for an oooft

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

In for an oooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In for an oooooft"

Ooffftt for your mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

It's the noise you make these days when you sit down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure Sadie Hawkins is very complimentary to the ladies of Fab! In the cartoon strip it originated from, she is a very plain spinster!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

It’s a measurement of hotness.

Five ‘oh Hello’s’ = one ‘phwoar’

Five ‘phwoar’s = one ‘ding ding’ (in a Terry Thomas voice)

Five ‘ding dong’s = one ‘oooft’

Five ‘oooft’s = one ‘yowzah’

These are metric definitions though, old imperial varies and includes ‘oooh saucy’ which was fazed out in 1978

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By *alldarkhandsomedaveMan
over a year ago

Derby

No corr’blimey?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

It’s a measurement of hotness.

Five ‘oh Hello’s’ = one ‘phwoar’

Five ‘phwoar’s = one ‘ding ding’ (in a Terry Thomas voice)

Five ‘ding dong’s = one ‘oooft’

Five ‘oooft’s = one ‘yowzah’

These are metric definitions though, old imperial varies and includes ‘oooh saucy’ which was fazed out in 1978"

You omitted "Ooh, Matttrrronn!"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

It’s a measurement of hotness.

Five ‘oh Hello’s’ = one ‘phwoar’

Five ‘phwoar’s = one ‘ding ding’ (in a Terry Thomas voice)

Five ‘ding dong’s = one ‘oooft’

Five ‘oooft’s = one ‘yowzah’

These are metric definitions though, old imperial varies and includes ‘oooh saucy’ which was fazed out in 1978"

I've certainly learned something today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big oooft from me

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By *aul40nwMan
over a year ago

wirral

Id settle for the one hello

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By *ohn KanakaMan
over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in!

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"I'm in!"
Am in , It’s bit like a WOW

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

Well I will say I'm in, and will await the full inbox of "ooooft"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, finger crossed haha

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

*waves from the back of the room*

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"What even is an ‘oooft’ ?

It's the sound people make when you punch them in the gut ...

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Yeah why not, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, I'll let myself in for some disappointment! I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooffftts for All

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, newbie here so please be gentle and count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I’m in, and hopefully not too much of a wallflower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have I got to lose! I'm in

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters

You told me you filters was fully tightened ooooft

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By *he Artful TodgerMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire but travel

Oh let’s play…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters

You told me you filters was fully tightened ooooft"

And yet you still manage to get through

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By *limfitladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I'm in.

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By *ihmMan
over a year ago

West Wales

Never done one of these, but I'll give it a go, I'm in

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters

You told me you filters was fully tightened ooooft

And yet you still manage to get through

I just sat back and wait. You broke your filters and message me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in but I think I should tighten my filters

You told me you filters was fully tightened ooooft

And yet you still manage to get through

I just sat back and wait. You broke your filters and message me

Not how I remember it… but I do have a bad memory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m game

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"I’m game

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ooooft. To all the ladies

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Late arrival!!

I was thinking earlier that I've not seen an ooooofffffftt thread lately.

Thanks Tea

you saved the day

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Late arrival!!

I was thinking earlier that I've not seen an ooooofffffftt thread lately.

Thanks Tea

you saved the day

I’m happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes the foooooooof

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We're in.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Aw this is a nice idea. I’m in.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Ooooofffffftttttt to all you fab gents

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