FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesus Christ

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A Derbyshire sandwich shop that sells sandwiches such as, Don't go bacon my heart is under threat of legal action and has suffered vandalism due to it's cheesus Christ sandwich. Justified or not?

What's going on here guys

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

just as well they don't do mohamand tomato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as well they don't do mohamand tomato "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if its good ebough for Soap and Glory to sell Sexy Mother Pucker lip gloss then a Cheesus Christ Sammich should be fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait… so you’re telling me it’s not just Muslim’s who get offended?

Has anyone informed the Daily Mail of this revelation?

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By *haneSugarMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, it's not justified.

Religious people are frequently morons.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Has anyone been beheaded yet?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

No religious jokes please - or you'll be crucified

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

People!

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Two more they do is

Are you chicken me out

And

Get your goat you've pulled

This is all over the news guys. The menu board outside the shop has been targeted

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My dad is Christian he would rather you said "fuck" than use blasphemy. He wouldn't vandalise a shop though, *because* he's Christian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion? "

What have the Romans done for us ?

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Well the local vicar keeps asking for crumpet

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

What have the Romans done for us ? "

Well… There are the roads…

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

What have the Romans done for us ?

Well… There are the roads… "

And bridges

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By *haneSugarMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I did think about the bridges but now I'm over it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

What have the Romans done for us ? "

Let's not start that one again!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lettuce to the ephesians

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By *eus n EuropaCouple
over a year ago

louth

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

What have the Romans done for us ?

Well… There are the roads…

And bridges"

And the wine

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Who would eat one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who would eat one?"

Is it just a cheese sandwich?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Who would eat one?"

I would. They breada brie tasty too.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

What have the Romans done for us ?

Well… There are the roads… "

Hadrian's wall? they might have to re build it soon if the referendum goes for independence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the caesar salad gonna cause a roman invasion?

What have the Romans done for us ?

Well… There are the roads…

Hadrian's wall? they might have to re build it soon if the referendum goes for independence "

Can they build it south of Newcastle this time?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No, it's not justified.

Religious people are frequently morons."

Is that Gordon?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It’s the thin edge of the wedge!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I was reading our local newspaper recently and a shop in out town was told to change its name by some big American fashion boutique because it sounded similar to their company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, it's not justified.

Religious people are frequently morons."

I think you mean Mormon’s

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A Derbyshire sandwich shop that sells sandwiches such as, Don't go bacon my heart is under threat of legal action and has suffered vandalism due to it's cheesus Christ sandwich. Justified or not?

What's going on here guys "

I think there’s no Gouda reason they should stop. It’s not like The Pope has any Roule over eateries.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

I blame the Curdish Freedom Fighters..

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Gouda thought it

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

You can blame the Judean people's front...

.ps..I am Bryan but I'm not the Messiah...honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Derbyshire sandwich shop that sells sandwiches such as, Don't go bacon my heart is under threat of legal action and has suffered vandalism due to it's cheesus Christ sandwich. Justified or not?

What's going on here guys "

Some people have no sense of humour at all

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Any Derbyshire people on here

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Blessed are the cheesemakers."

I was just thinking of that

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I don't brielieve it!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"A Derbyshire sandwich shop that sells sandwiches such as, Don't go bacon my heart is under threat of legal action and has suffered vandalism due to it's cheesus Christ sandwich. Justified or not?

What's going on here guys "

Legal action? Are they suggesting it's illegal to make a religious pun? I think whoever reckons that is bluffing or mad.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"A Derbyshire sandwich shop that sells sandwiches such as, Don't go bacon my heart is under threat of legal action and has suffered vandalism due to it's cheesus Christ sandwich. Justified or not?

What's going on here guys

Legal action? Are they suggesting it's illegal to make a religious pun? I think whoever reckons that is bluffing or mad. "

They are saying is blasphemy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any Derbyshire people on here"

Yeah we’re in Derbyshire

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"No, it's not justified.

Religious people are frequently morons."

What have mormons got to do with anything

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

Imagine a shop or cafe selling freshly made Spartacus sandwiches when the shout goes out for who's the Spartacus

Sorry made me laugh please don't crucify me for a bad joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Imagine a shop or cafe selling freshly made Spartacus sandwiches when the shout goes out for who's the Spartacus

Sorry made me laugh please don't crucify me for a bad joke"

Always look on the bright side of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just as well they don't do mohamand tomato "

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Clearly a case of the father, the son and the holy toast

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Two more they do is

Are you chicken me out

And

Get your goat you've pulled

This is all over the news guys. The menu board outside the shop has been targeted "

Someone scribbled on it and they got a really badly written letter asking them to remove cheeses Christ , from someone who clearly doesn’t understand the legal process.

It’s not news it’s free publicity , for the Whaley Bridge Cafe, selling a selection of snacks and hot and cold drinks, located in the beautiful High Peak area of the Peak District , with convenient access from Stockport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, someone got really cross?

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

When they name a cheese after you.....that's famous that is.

Winston

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By *parkyjayneCouple
over a year ago

midlands

There is a great Delicatessen in Jerusalem. 'Cheeses of Nazareth'.

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