FabSwingers.com forum: You can tell your getting old…when

By *mMrbrightside OP Man
over a year ago

wakefield

You start to hate certain people on tv for no reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah. I did that from a very young age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your children are approaching middle age !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you are getting old when you starting having a thing for nostalgia.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

You make involuntary noises when sitting down/getting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a cushion under your blowjob knees.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

When you look at your birth certificate

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"You need a cushion under your blowjob knees."

You have specific blowjob knees?? Where do you keep them when not in use?

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By *ero_for_funMan
over a year ago

cardiff

"You make involuntary noises when sitting down/getting up "

I am forever reminding my colleagues that im not making these noises on purpose...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

When you’re filling things in online and you have to scroll miles for your year of birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sometimes forget how old you are and have to work it out from your DoB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your boy finishes school after his last exam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise that really cool song you liked as a kiddie is almost 40 years old ..

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You hated capital gold as a kid and now you love it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You wait until the very last minute to drag your aching bones off the sofa for a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people learn your age and say 'really, wow!'

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You realise the baby dress you washed the dust off is 40 years old, and it was your baby's.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

When ‘an all nighter’ now means not getting up for a pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you turn the radio in the car off to look for a street name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have eight grandchildren

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When you turn the radio in the car off to look for a street name. "

I do that

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The contempt for my opinions shown by *some* of the younger people I know. They get a look on their face that says 'what does she know?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go upstairs to get something then can’t remember what you wanted until you go back down again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You hated capital gold as a kid and now you love it

This is me with Radio 2. Which is now essentially Radio 1 from the 80s.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlanders on Tour

When you high five and feel a sense of pride after sex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

People start using the phrase 'age appropriate ' round you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you turn the radio in the car off to look for a street name.

I do that

Turn it down! I need to look..??

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You hated capital gold as a kid and now you love it

This is me with Radio 2. Which is now essentially Radio 1 from the 80s. "

Haha it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk about pubs and say "that used to be called x, when I started drinking in it".

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

When everything aches the day after a work out or a night out.

When you moan about today’s youngsters, and always start a conversation with ‘In my day...’ or ‘when I was younger...’

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

You see that some 4 yr olds are watching Zombie cat on YouTube. And you used to watch Bill and Ben and Pinky and Perky on BBC.

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By *mMrbrightside OP Man
over a year ago

wakefield

You remember freddo frogs been 5p

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

When you let the kids choose the music in the car or on the Alexa, then complain how rubbish it is and turn the volume down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get up and crack like a glow stick but without the actual neon glow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All police look fifteen

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Sneeze, wee and put your back out

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By *lueFireCouple
over a year ago

just somewhere around here

"When your boy finishes school after his last exam.

same here

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By *unsizewilly4Man
over a year ago

Northants

When your cock doesn't get as hard as it used to, which is hard when you were barley 5 inches like me, and now I'm only 4 lol

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

When you remember the time when Kate Bush was in the charts, Top Gun was number 1 at the cinema and there was a real threat with Russia......hmmm hang on a minute !

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When your hair stops growing where you want it to and sprouts from everywhere you don’t…

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

"When you’re filling things in online and you have to scroll miles for your year of birth. "

I have time to make a cup of coffee whilst I am scrolling

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

You end up telling everyone your older than you are as you have completely lost track and can’t be asked to celebrate birthdays anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone checks your ID for date of birth, barely looks at it and hands it back straight away.

"I saw the 19........."

Winston

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlanders on Tour

"You talk about pubs and say "that used to be called x, when I started drinking in it"."

Or you say "see those houses, there used to be a pub there".

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

"The contempt for my opinions shown by *some* of the younger people I know. They get a look on their face that says 'what does she know?'

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I can also relate to that.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlanders on Tour

You used to go to Woolworths and buy pick n mix, a record and a screwdriver set

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

When your 12 yr old Grandson asks "What did you do in the war Grandad"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people talk about telegram bumble and tinder and wonder wtf are they talking about sorry not very tech minded

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover."

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a tv, haven’t watched tv for 10 years at least. No hatred here

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you give in and get varifocals.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

When you daughter looks at a old photo negative and asks, ‘is that a Polaroid’?

Oh my days….

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you realise that your junior colleagues are the same age as you daughter.

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By *leepingvenusWoman
over a year ago

Stirling

"You need a cushion under your blowjob knees.

You have specific blowjob knees?? Where do you keep them when not in use? "

Just came to give this comment some recognition

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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago

Suffolkish

When you have to scroll for what seems like 30 seconds to find your year of birth when filling out anything online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoyed reading this - gives me a zest for life and to do all the things for people who can't do them as much any more!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Enjoyed reading this - gives me a zest for life and to do all the things for people who can't do them as much any more!

Excellent. Could you pop over and mow my lawns and put a few shelves up. You’re not far away.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

When a guy, younger than your son, messages for a meet….‘I love mature women’

I have shoes older than you love

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"You know when you are getting old when you starting having a thing for nostalgia.

Or can't remember nostalgia!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Enjoyed reading this - gives me a zest for life and to do all the things for people who can't do them as much any more!

Excellent. Could you pop over and mow my lawns and put a few shelves up. You’re not far away. "

Same…. Can you pop over and help me put on my support tights please?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers "

Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it

. I met someone from fab the other day and we went for a walk in a park. There was a really wide stream thing. He said ah we’ll have to walk up there to get around that. I said don’t be silly I can jump that

Guess who ended up flat on their face.

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By *yder RavishMan
over a year ago

Oxford

That’s hilarious

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers

Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it

Guess who ended up flat on their face. "

How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers

Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it

Guess who ended up flat on their face.

How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?

I often wonder

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers

Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it

Guess who ended up flat on their face.

How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?

I often wonder

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I'm not laughing at all honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have to Google certain words and phrases being used in pop culture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has to be quiet & switch radio off when parallel parking lol

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

All the new songs have samples from the songs when you were a teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your boy finishes school after his last exam.

same here"

Last one today

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

You need your glasses to read this message !

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

You turn the radio down to concentrate on driving.

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

My uncle used to say to me "you know you're really old when you enjoy a good shit more than a shag" I'm beginning to understand what he meant now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again

NBVN x"

I get the same thing in my neck! I always be careful how quickly I turn my neck in case I pull something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again

NBVN x"

LOL, (well not really a laughing matter) but I've done that as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You stop giving a fuck due to running out of fucks over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You start to hate certain people on tv for no reason"

Philip schofield, alesha Dixon and Amanda…..the annoying posh woman from bgt!

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

When the hair on your head gets thiner, and your eye browse,nose, ear hair gets longer

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

When I was working in an office, a lot of the other technical people were not even born when I first entered the I.T. industry!

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

When you sit down, and your nipples rest on your knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only 20 and yet I have awful knee pain oof ouch my bones

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Epsom

When you’re no longer the youngest in the office and you mention things from your childhood and get blank faces in response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you bend very carefully because you know that if you move too quickly you'll pinch that nerve in your back again

NBVN x

LOL, (well not really a laughing matter) but I've done that as well."

A few weeks ago I put bananas into a shopping trolley and it went, blooming fuming I was.

Now when I bend I have started putting my hand on my lower back in preparation for spasm... I look like my old nan god rest her soul

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one wants to meet or chat on here because your over their age range.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You start to hate certain people on tv for no reason"

I do that now in real life

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When you start saying if I were 20 yrs younger I'd do her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mentioned sending a fax at work the other day.

*blank expressions all round....

I'm dropping the Betamax bomb next week and saving 8 Track for a special occasion.

78's and gramophone will mess with their minds...

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to take 'snack/rest breaks during fucking' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a classic comes on the office radio & only you are singing along or dancing to it

Other day Heart FM played 'Holiday-Madonna & Club Tropicana- George M' & lad in the office had no idea who these people where!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge

"When you start saying if I were 20 yrs younger I'd do her

Or in my case 50 years younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When talking to the apprentices you start every story with. Back in the day.

Also when you dont understand half of the words that come out their mouths.

When did an empty become a GAFF?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

You’re teaching your sons to shave…..

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When a classic comes on the office radio & only you are singing along or dancing to it

Other day Heart FM played 'Holiday-Madonna & Club Tropicana- George M' & lad in the office had no idea who these people where!"

He’s a heathen!

When things you think of as “new” (music, films, tech…) are actually 10, 20…30 years old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can do all the physical activities that you could when you were younger but it takes 10 times as long to recover.

At least you can do them! I did a handstand against the wall the other day, my arm gave way and I cut my forehead

Ooooch! But for the love of God why? And, if your had a skirt on... I hope you were wearing knickers

Because the kids did and I had to show I could still do it

Guess who ended up flat on their face.

How on earth did you manage to reach the age you are?

I often wonder

I'm not laughing at all honestly

Im still laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find out your daughter is poly and into kink.... then remember she's 20 even though you still see her as your baby......

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

What did I come in this room for???

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By *mMrbrightside OP Man
over a year ago

wakefield

"I mentioned sending a fax at work the other day.

*blank expressions all round....

I'm dropping the Betamax bomb next week and saving 8 Track for a special occasion.

78's and gramophone will mess with their minds...

Winston"

8 track for special occasions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise you have been working longer than you were in school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you haven't heard of any of the acts at the brit awards

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

buy a Vespa , and become a born again mod !!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

When you waken up in the morning and it's only your eyelashes that aren't sore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your son teaches you how to use tech stuff cause your clueless.

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

When you lose and inch, apparently after 60 you lose an inch every ten years, by my reckoning if your small and you live to 100 you're classed as having a pussy.

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

"When your son teaches you how to use tech stuff cause your clueless. "

Those dildos are complicated stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your son teaches you how to use tech stuff cause your clueless.

Those dildos are complicated stuff.

Pretty straight forward once someone talked me through it! App makes it petty easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it takes all night to do what you used to do all night!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’re watching TOTP’90s and the songs are 30 year old!

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

You sit on the floor and need to think about how you are going to get up again

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Someone talks about a retro game that they've got on an emulator and you remember buying the cassette!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

When you throw in comedy phrases like, “don’t panic” and “you’ve all done very well” and no one knows what you are talking about.

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

"When you’re filling things in online and you have to scroll miles for your year of birth. "

Yep, this one!

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By * U mineMan
over a year ago

Fun

"When your son teaches you how to use tech stuff cause your clueless.

Pretty straight forward once someone talked me through it! App makes it petty easy. "

You need to be sure, they can cause messy reactions if your not fully conversant with the on-off switch.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

when jealousy is turning saints into the sea.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"When you haven't heard of any of the acts at the brit awards "

Omg yes!

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

You still wear Brut aftershave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start fancying mother’s not the daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think fuck me that Flt Sgt is young. Happy Armed Forces day.

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