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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Hang on, let me get my popcorn

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Good.

Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prepare for inbox overload

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Hang on, let me get my popcorn "

Is this a new kink??

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Hang on, let me get my popcorn

Is this a new kink??

Depends on the flavour

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Hang on, let me get my popcorn

Is this a new kink??

Maybe the popcorn might help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good.

Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now

Oh, so men being shit at sex is on purpose??

Now it makes sense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Hang on, let me get my popcorn

Is this a new kink??

Maybe the popcorn might help

I can imagine it would actually. Plus provides a snack mid way through. Genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I missed someone

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By *eedshandymanMan
over a year ago

leeds

Ditto thought all women were talented

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew I missed someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good.

Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now

Washing up in the sink and no ironing done.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Cue the you've never had..... comments/messages

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've cum from giving oral more than from receiving oral.

Is that weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cue the you've never had..... comments/messages

Oh man I never get anything!!!

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've cum from giving oral more than from receiving oral.

Is that weird?

Yes.

Yes it is.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I hadn't until very very recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good.

Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now

Laughed too hard at this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."

Shocking.

This never entered my hand.

On a side note, you can just put your beer on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick. "

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

"Cum from receiving oral.

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Your inbox about to get busy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will. "

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

You've not had Gatsby's 'thruster buster tongue twister 3000' yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Your inbox about to get busy lol"

I'll bet you a fiver it doesn't?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

You've not had Gatsby's 'thruster buster tongue twister 3000' yet

Yet, yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter."

Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter.

Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!!

Hours? Can I have my phone while this is going on or is that considered rude?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I have

No one likes a show off.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both."

Oi! I like both!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Really?"

Yes.

Really...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously meeting the wrong guys then is all I can say. And that’s not an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter.

Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!!

Hours? Can I have my phone while this is going on or is that considered rude? "

Just turn the volume off. I do. I mean they can't see what you're doing, can they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I have

No one likes a show off. "

I’ve done it twice.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

Oi! I like both!"

Having said that most men can’t seem to do both at the same time properly. It’s a multi tasking thing. Reminds me of when people can’t rub their tummy and pat their head at the same time. Not many get it just right!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

Oi! I like both!"

Nooooooooooo!!!

Tongue or fingers guys, make a choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously meeting the wrong guys then is all I can say. And that’s not an offer"

Nope. Men are just not generally good at it. It's not down to us meeting the wrong ones. I've had dozens of men give me oral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

Oi! I like both!

This!!

Bless them. They lose focus easily.

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By *urious-Switch81Man
over a year ago

Heanor

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick. "

I find playing with the g-spot and popping a cheeky finger in the backdoor never fails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

I find playing with the g-spot and popping a cheeky finger in the backdoor never fails."

Nope.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

Neither have I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspects the OP is a troll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously meeting the wrong guys then is all I can say. And that’s not an offer"

Calm down I wasn't accepting.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

Oi! I like both!

This!!

Bless them. They lose focus easily. "

Yep! And when you say that’s just right they hear it as go faster and totally mess it up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I have

No one likes a show off.

I’ve done it twice.

You're just bragging now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter."

I'll go with Fuck Off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'd certainly be game to give it a go!

Don't claim to be an expert but I'm definitely a keen amateur. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suspects the OP is a troll"

I mean, I've been called worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't until very very recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I have

No one likes a show off.

I’ve done it twice.

You're just bragging now."
m

I made a girl cum from oral once too. Just saying….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus. You haven't been with the right Man or Woman

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will. "

Challenge accepted

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."

Shocking.

This never entered my hand.

On a side note, you can just put your beer on the floor.

I don't drink beer

....Red bloody wine, I told you

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By *ampshire_guy40Man
over a year ago

hampshire

Never in my life ,never had a BJ or anything like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can already hear the thoughts of hundreds of men saying to themselves..."hold my beer..." or "challenge accepted..."

Shocking.

This never entered my hand.

On a side note, you can just put your beer on the floor.

I don't drink beer

....Red bloody wine, I told you

Fiiiiiine. You can put the bloody wine down.

So what position are we going for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never in my life ,never had a BJ or anything like that"

Start a thread. You may get lucky.

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By *oroRick1027Man
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I would offer, but I'm over your age limit

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Same.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jesus. You haven't been with the right Man or Woman

She definitely needs to try the other side

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

A woman I was seeing a few years ago was the same, until I gave her oral and she came.

She phoned her mum and told her, as she was so happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jesus. You haven't been with the right Man or Woman

She definitely needs to try the other side

Oh Nora that is so forward of you, go on then.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Same.

We should start a club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I would offer, but I'm over your age limit"

Those dam pesky age limits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

A woman I was seeing a few years ago was the same, until I gave her oral and she came.

She phoned her mum and told her, as she was so happy

Ahhh the phone call all parents want to hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another girl? Just Another Guy more like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just another girl? Just Another Guy more like

Oh Steven...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter."

Why choose such bad lovers then ?

I rarely come for oral but I think it’s me, had some amazing blow jobs lately , so good I almost blacked out and felt like I was levitating ! But just not quite getting there still!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter.

Why choose such bad lovers then ?

I rarely come for oral but I think it’s me, had some amazing blow jobs lately , so good I almost blacked out and felt like I was levitating ! But just not quite getting there still! "

I choose men

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jesus. You haven't been with the right Man or Woman

She definitely needs to try the other side

Oh Nora that is so forward of you, go on then....."

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I hadn't until very very recently.

Shh Wonko, you'll let the cat out of the bag and then everyone will want a piece of you ;P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Your inbox will be full by now with offers to help.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

If you can come from other forms of clitoral stimulation then it would suggest that there is something more about the levels of comfort or discomfort you feel from having someone go down on you that is creating some sort of barrier or mental block. There’s a great book called ‘come as you are’ by Emily Nagasaki that discusses concepts of sexual brakes and accelerators that might mean something to you. It’s also briefly discussed in the three part tv series Principles of pleasure if you want to get an over view before reading the book.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"If you can come from other forms of clitoral stimulation then it would suggest that there is something more about the levels of comfort or discomfort you feel from having someone go down on you that is creating some sort of barrier or mental block. There’s a great book called ‘come as you are’ by Emily Nagasaki that discusses concepts of sexual brakes and accelerators that might mean something to you. It’s also briefly discussed in the three part tv series Principles of pleasure if you want to get an over view before reading the book. "

Or it could be the person who were giving oral were just crap at it as oppose to something mentally wrong with the person receiving oral .

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

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neither do I

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Or it could be the person who were giving oral were just crap at it as oppose to something mentally wrong with the person receiving oral ."

Mhmm, if it were one or two partners then yes quite possibly, but once it becomes more than that then maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Your inbox will be full by now with offers to help.

Not one!!

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Hang on, let me get my popcorn

Is this a new kink??

Maybe the popcorn might help

I can imagine it would actually. Plus provides a snack mid way through. Genius. "

stand over the pan while it's popping, maybe something will hit the right spot - and yes you still get a snack afterwards lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've cum from giving oral more than from receiving oral.

Is that weird?

Yes.

Yes it is.

Woo hoo! I finally have a label km happy with

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

Oi! I like both!

This!!

Bless them. They lose focus easily. "

Which is why I both love and hate 69 in equal measures. If one you gets close the other suffers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not doing it right

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I haven't either from oral alone, there just isn't enough pressure from a tongue I find. A finger or two does the trick.

See, this annoys me.

Use one or the other people, not both.

Oi! I like both!

This!!

Bless them. They lose focus easily.

Yep! And when you say that’s just right they hear it as go faster and totally mess it up!

Shall I invest in a metronome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake as fuck

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

You can receive oral?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fake as fuck"

I sense bitterness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

You can receive oral? "

That's the word on the street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You need to seek out Merlin and his Magical Tongue......

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I'd like to say that I'd change your mind but neither of us believe that will happen. I'm much too lazy for that.

Coffee, though? Coffee I can do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous."

So so so so scandalous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

I'd like to say that I'd change your mind but neither of us believe that will happen. I'm much too lazy for that.

Coffee, though? Coffee I can do.

Oh I like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never either, JAG. I suspect I never will.

The perils of being female. Or men just being shit at oral.

I'm going with the latter.

Ooh. I mean it's a tough one. They all say they love going down on women. For hours. Breathe through the ears etc. But Tbf no orgasms promised!!

Hours? Can I have my phone while this is going on or is that considered rude?

Just turn the volume off. I do. I mean they can't see what you're doing, can they?

Airpods and a good true crime podcast should get you through.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous."

Feel free. Men supposedly are better at it.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Good.

Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now

Oh, so men being shit at sex is on purpose??

Now it makes sense.

Its how the patriarchy keeps everyone else down

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.

Feel free. Men supposedly are better at it."

At oral? Or offering remedies?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Good.

Women should never orgasm it’s what led to them wanting the vote and look at us now

Any woman who wants to chain themselves to my railings a suffer a jet movement gets my vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM"

Why do you think I currently do yoga?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM

Why do you think I currently do yoga?

To improve your downward doggy?

LvM

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Me neither op. I cum easily through penetrative sex though - so I don’t let it bother me.

If I want a clitoral orgasm a porn and wand session does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM

Why do you think I currently do yoga?

To improve your downward doggy?

LvM"

My downward doggy is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspects the OP is a troll"

Are you KIDDING me? You call someone a troll because she hasn't come from oral! WTF?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM

Why do you think I currently do yoga?

To improve your downward doggy?

LvM

My downward doggy is awesome. "

I'll be the totally unqualified judge of that

LvM

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I’m just here because I heard there was popcorn…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're not doing it right

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM

Why do you think I currently do yoga?

To improve your downward doggy?

LvM

My downward doggy is awesome.

I'll be the totally unqualified judge of that

LvM"

You should check out my puppy pose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m just here because I heard there was popcorn…"

You don't want to know where it's been....

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Cum from receiving oral.

Just saying.

Try a bit of yoga and eventually you can do it yourself.

LvM

Why do you think I currently do yoga?

To improve your downward doggy?

LvM

My downward doggy is awesome.

I'll be the totally unqualified judge of that

LvM

You should check out my puppy pose

You had my curiosity, now you have my attention

LvM

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Suspects the OP is a troll"

One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspects the OP is a troll

One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.

Silly Billy Willy Nilly

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Suspects the OP is a troll

One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.

Silly Billy Willy Nilly

I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspects the OP is a troll

One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.

Silly Billy Willy Nilly

I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head

You've lost me but as long as you enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me either

Apologies to the ones I’ve faked it with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me either

Apologies to the ones I’ve faked it with

Needs must!!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Suspects the OP is a troll

One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.

Silly Billy Willy Nilly

I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head

You've lost me but as long as you enjoyed it

Am I that old that I remember 1970s TV impressionists, who they impersonated, and what they said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me either

Apologies to the ones I’ve faked it with

"
TBF many men "fake" oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me either

Apologies to the ones I’ve faked it with

TBF many men "fake" oral

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspects the OP is a troll

One suspects you don't know what a troll is. One suspects you learned the word on Mail Online and like to throw it about willy nilly.

Silly Billy Willy Nilly

I read that with Mike Yarwood's Denis Healey impression voice in my head

You've lost me but as long as you enjoyed it

Am I that old that I remember 1970s TV impressionists, who they impersonated, and what they said?

Um...

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By *tewiethompsonMan
over a year ago

Colchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused. Do I need to use a different technique on a troll ?

Sounds like I do. The picnic technique. Give a while new meaning to eating out.

But will there be cake ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm confused. Do I need to use a different technique on a troll ?

Sounds like I do. The picnic technique. Give a while new meaning to eating out.

But will there be cake ?

Oh I'm intrigued.

It's always about the cake with you guys!

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By *roubleInMindCouple
over a year ago

Greater Manchester

With guys I don’t think I have either, or if I did I don’t remember it.

With girls I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused. Do I need to use a different technique on a troll ?

Sounds like I do. The picnic technique. Give a while new meaning to eating out.

But will there be cake ?

Oh I'm intrigued.

It's always about the cake with you guys!"
You have to be careful with cake and oral tho

A moment on the lips and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cum from oral with a woman - good point actually

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

It takes a good tongue and lips to catch all senses and sensitivity of a cake from dry to moist, bakery is a sweet art that let many in the end licking even their fingers due to the exotic and passionate flavours of licking, i mean baking

I confess i'm an expert in cake

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Me either

Apologies to the ones I’ve faked it with

This is where the fingers come in handy - hard to fake the contraction of the vaginal walls

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Me either, I get really close but then they stop. It's very frustrating.

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I’m just here because I heard there was popcorn…"

Unfortunately it's a tad salty . . . .

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.

So so so so scandalous"

A one night stand just ain't enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv never gone while receiving oral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.

So so so so scandalous

A one night stand just ain't enough"
why is it called a stand?

My standing oral technique is rubbish. I spend more time concentrating on by balance.

Pro tip: don't walk thru doors when doing this. Unless you live in Downtown Abbey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't until very very recently.

Shh Wonko, you'll let the cat out of the bag and then everyone will want a piece of you ;P

I'm a 175 portion person. Plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......cum over someone's face

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Not one offer to remedy the situation? Scandalous.

So so so so scandalous

A one night stand just ain't enoughwhy is it called a stand?

My standing oral technique is rubbish. I spend more time concentrating on by balance.

Pro tip: don't walk thru doors when doing this. Unless you live in Downtown Abbey. "

Solid as a rock

How many ways can you hit the spot?

Show me what you got 'cause we ain't even close yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try turning Corrie off..

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