FabSwingers.com forum: What's keeping you in?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So how come you're reading this rather than being out there having fun?

My reason, aside form the fact that I'm useless, is that I've just stuffed myself with Ice cream whilst watching Obi-Wan and now feel bloated and unattractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids

Single parent

Dickhead ex

I'm unsociable

People

I could go on.

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I’ve been up since 3am, just got home and I’m going to lounge in my joggers and watch the champions league final

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to say yes more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No friends so...

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By *hiregirl76Woman
over a year ago

Scotland

Plain and simple, just can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out in Clacton

Waiting for champions league to start

Delayed by thirty minutes

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Knackered after work and up at 5 for work tomorrow,and Billy no mates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just heard a load of d*unk guys staggering about the street (on their way to the next pub probably)

...that's the reason I stay in

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Not my normal weekend with my daughter but her mum's ill so I'm making the most of an extra night with her

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

My MOT's expired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aww man I didn't think there's be so many

answers. Hugs all round!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been painting all day and now shattered so can't be arsed too

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By *iberius61Man
over a year ago

Pontefract

Putting a new floor in our old stable block...that sounds a lot grander than it really is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man you folks are making me look lazy, I have not achieved much today other than the gym!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids, even if it wasn't for them I'd be in anyway, none of my friends live up north.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a busy evening last night and day today

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Bars.

And an 18st guard.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Cost...I only have Fun twice a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy day

Tired

Not feeling very sociable

Big day tomorrow

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Out? I've not done proper out since my 20's and I didn't much like it then.

Too loud, too many people, a vast amount of twats, too expensive.

I have not long got in from working the allotment and garden though and picking up bargains on Marketplace.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So how come you're reading this rather than being out there having fun?

My reason, aside form the fact that I'm useless, is that I've just stuffed myself with Ice cream whilst watching Obi-Wan and now feel bloated and unattractive

What's "out"?!

We have a 5yo child so going out of an evening is something of an anathema. We've got the CL final on the tellybox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Out? I've not done proper out since my 20's and I didn't much like it then.

Too loud, too many people, a vast amount of twats, too expensive.

I have not long got in from working the allotment and garden though and picking up bargains on Marketplace.

Well I say out but I actually mean a meet, social or otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no, I've done enough socialising for one day. Back to my Hermit and slightly misanthropic self for tonight!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

No gigs and the footie is on.

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

The Mr is at work this weekend

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

"No friends so... "

I’m gonna assume you’re wearing your ‘taking the piss hat’ cos I don’t believe that

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Wills watching the football so I’m tinkering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing a football friendly for our local charity/organisation so want to be on top form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child and needing rest, stay covid free before holiday, do feel missing out already thou

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I am at the pub but waiting for my friends to get their arses here

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can’t be arsed. And also chatting to a sexy man

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Out? I've not done proper out since my 20's and I didn't much like it then.

Too loud, too many people, a vast amount of twats, too expensive.

I have not long got in from working the allotment and garden though and picking up bargains on Marketplace.

Well I say out but I actually mean a meet, social or otherwise.

Gawd no, gave that up years ago. Sick of being seen as a wet hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can’t be arsed. And also chatting to a sexy man

Sounds like a lucky guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gawd no, gave that up years ago. Sick of being seen as a wet hole."

This made me snort

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Not interested in going out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studying for final exams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supposed to be sleeping because I need to be up in 5 hours but can’t sleep

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Gawd no, gave that up years ago. Sick of being seen as a wet hole.

This made me snort

I've met some amazing folk over the last ten years but I stopped when I recognised that something was missing.

I've had a blast.

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Got home from a 12 hour shift, eaten and sat watching crap tv with a beer.

I’ll go out out next weekend when I’m off work for a few days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Studying for final exams

When are they? I'm hoping its not last minute panic revision!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Kids. Though I'm extremely dull these days even when they're not around!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've met some amazing folk over the last ten years but I stopped when I recognised that something was missing.

I've had a blast."

I should clarify in laughter rather than disbelief!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of money, working tomorrow even though its my bday

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By *r WhispererMan
over a year ago

brynmawr

My 21 year old daughter decided we’re having a pizza and film night instead of going out with her boyfriend.. that’s cool she only stays here 2-3 nights a month but a Saturday?

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Tired, have my period, snuggled with 3 dogs on the sofa (well, they're snuggled comfy thanks - I have various elbows digging in) and I've eaten garlic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lack of money, working tomorrow even though its my bday "

Makes a mental note for tomorrow

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

One of my deliberate nights at home. I try never to go out on a Friday or Saturday night.

far too many d*unks, arseholes, loudmouths, troublemakers and general lowlife in abundance.

However, I feel some sympathy for people who don't enjoy my lucky position of being free to go out at other times and are consequently forced into joining the weekend melee.

As long as we are going to live in an overcrowded world, It is better that not everyone gets the same free time.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I feel I'm too old to fit in now.

I love a bustling pub with live music, but they'd all be pointing at 'grandad'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply can't be bothered to leave the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Studying for final exams

When are they? I'm hoping its not last minute panic revision! "

Monday and Tuesday; both are 9am

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Studying for final exams

When are they? I'm hoping its not last minute panic revision!

Monday and Tuesday; both are 9am

Ah you got it! Just think that in less than a weeks time it will all be behind you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how come you're reading this rather than being out there having fun?

My reason, aside form the fact that I'm useless, is that I've just stuffed myself with Ice cream whilst watching Obi-Wan and now feel bloated and unattractive

How can ice cream make you bloated? I’m bloated too but that was the Chinese

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I feel I'm too old to fit in now.

I love a bustling pub with live music, but they'd all be pointing at 'grandad'

Every pub I've been in has had a mix of age groups, some have been mainly, in your words "grandads". Go out and see...

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By *awtybikerMan
over a year ago

Barnoldswick

"One of my deliberate nights at home. I try never to go out on a Friday or Saturday night.

far too many d*unks, arseholes, loudmouths, troublemakers and general lowlife in abundance.

However, I feel some sympathy for people who don't enjoy my lucky position of being free to go out at other times and are consequently forced into joining the weekend melee.

As long as we are going to live in an overcrowded world, It is better that not everyone gets the same free time.

This! As a shift worker, one of the things I like the most about my job is the time to do things I want to do, whilst most people are at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So how come you're reading this rather than being out there having fun?

My reason, aside form the fact that I'm useless, is that I've just stuffed myself with Ice cream whilst watching Obi-Wan and now feel bloated and unattractive

How can ice cream make you bloated? I’m bloated too but that was the Chinese "

I can’t answer for OP but Ice cream makes me bloated because of lactose intolerance

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Done peopling for today, tired, in my pj's watching the footy...

Might binge Stranger Things after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old

Ugly

No mates

Skint

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"So how come you're reading this rather than being out there having fun?

My reason, aside form the fact that I'm useless, is that I've just stuffed myself with Ice cream whilst watching Obi-Wan and now feel bloated and unattractive

How can ice cream make you bloated? I’m bloated too but that was the Chinese

I can’t answer for OP but Ice cream makes me bloated because of lactose intolerance "

Holland and Barrett sell some lactase enzyme capsules that can stop that happening. I take 2 per ice cream on a stick

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

We were out last night so it’s a night at home with the kids tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apathy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How can ice cream make you bloated? I’m bloated too but that was the Chinese "

Well it was a lot of ice cream layered on top of my chorizo mac and cheese

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying home is fun haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hangover "

You haven't recovered yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Staying home is fun haha

This is dripping with far too much naughtiness for this thread

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By *lex D.Man
over a year ago

London

I'm on here in a pub while a certain football match final is being played. Being here on is much more entertaining right now.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I quite like Me time !

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sprained ankle, fell on my last day of work before my holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parent duties, carer duties, knackered from both and I want to chill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was up at 5 for work not long got in, knackered and up again 5 tomorrow.

Tired, low and no mates...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Parent duties, carer duties, knackered from both and I want to chill "

Can totally relate to this

Work

Childcare

Elderly father care

= Knackered

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hangover

You haven't recovered yet?

I'm not 18 anymore clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody else is boring. I blame them for me sat here drinking alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hangover

You haven't recovered yet?

I'm not 18 anymore clearly

Actually yeah, sorry I understand that. I've just avoided hangovers since i was 25

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mojo is on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because real life isnt a fun place to be until it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my bed

My child will wake me up at 6am

I am not in the mood to be energetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been awake since 5 and dealing with sick since 7, this is my chill time.

Pxx

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Paperwork!

Yes, my life really is that exciting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nowhere to go and nowhere to be

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Work tomorrow,

Noone to go out with,

So wrapped up in my duvet watching tv instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have nowhere to go and nowhere to be

This can be a great feeling sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work tomorrow,

Noone to go out with,

So wrapped up in my duvet watching tv instead

I’m far too in my routine, going out on a work night, that would be madness! You made the right call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Staying home is fun haha

This is dripping with far too much naughtiness for this thread

Should I say “oops?”

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Things at home I would rather be doing

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Woking on the all over tan whilst perving on here. Seems like a better use of my time than actually working

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Working, working… ohhhh working on fun too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working from home.

Caring for my dad.

Back home after not living here for 25 years, reason above.

Don't know anyone anymore here.

Weather's crap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Staying home is fun haha

This is dripping with far too much naughtiness for this thread

Should I say “oops?”

Why kitty I find myself doubting your sincerity :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working from home.

Caring for my dad.

Back home after not living here for 25 years, reason above.

Don't know anyone anymore here.

Weather's crap.

That’s a list that would be harsh for anyone. Hope it picks up man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's raining, but I'm off to the flicks in an hour..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No friends so...

I’m gonna assume you’re wearing your ‘taking the piss hat’ cos I don’t believe that

I might have a couple of friends so I might have fibbed a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No friends so...

I’m gonna assume you’re wearing your ‘taking the piss hat’ cos I don’t believe that

I might have a couple of friends so I might have fibbed a bit

..or even a lot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently tucked up in bed with a chest infection

Raining and cold outside so glad to be cosy under my duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently tucked up in bed with a chest infection

Raining and cold outside so glad to be cosy under my duvet "

That was me last week

. Hope you feel better soon!

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