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Those who leave toast crumbs in the butter

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But is crumbs in it worse than when things like the peanut butter or jam get left in there???

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Banish the crumb inquisition!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Years ago my flatmate used to wipe the butter knife on the container sides. He had his own container after a few weeks of that!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?"

I thought that there was something enshrined in law to deal with this.

People are still doing it! Crikey.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Arghhhhh pet hate

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?"

And don’t start me on coffee in the sugar bowel, and I don’t even have sugar in my tea.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?"

That’s a far too lenient punishment.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"But is crumbs in it worse than when things like the peanut butter or jam get left in there??? "

Or..... ....marmite!

A

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?

And don’t start me on coffee in the sugar bowel, and I don’t even have sugar in my tea. "

You have sugar in your bowels? Have you seen a doctor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.

(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The faces should be forced into the butter until they have recovered every last crumb then be made to make a public statement apologising for their act

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.

(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)"

Well I can't divorce you (yet ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"But is crumbs in it worse than when things like the peanut butter or jam get left in there???

Or..... ....marmite!

A"

I came here to say this.

The evils of toast crumbs are nothing in comparison to marmite dregs in the butter.

I’d have to just burn the house down and start again in another country

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?

And don’t start me on coffee in the sugar bowel, and I don’t even have sugar in my tea.

You have sugar in your bowels? Have you seen a doctor? "

Haha. Good spot. I’m sure Freud would have something to say about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are less sinful than those who drop chocolate or biscuits crumbs in bed

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

That’s nothing.

I lived with a guy who used to leave finger gouges in the tub of flora.

I soon twigged on he used it as lube when he brought a chap home

I ended up buying a mini fridge for my own secret undefiled butter stash.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"That’s nothing.

I lived with a guy who used to leave finger gouges in the tub of flora.

I soon twigged on he used it as lube when he brought a chap home

I ended up buying a mini fridge for my own secret undefiled butter stash.

"

You win.

In that situation I would be actively leaving crumbs in the butter

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen


"The faces should be forced into the butter until they have recovered every last crumb then be made to make a public statement apologising for their act"

Face shoved in the butter and then get dog to lick it off (after said dog finished licking nether regions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm torn about which I find worse, crumbs left in butter, or crumbs on the bed....

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I've just invested in squeezey Jam to avoid those pesky buttery crumbs in my Hartley's

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

This should be punishable by a public flogging wipe it on your bread first ya scruffs

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

This is not good and some fuckers like their toast almost burnt, solution i buy my own better, that way im happy

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I am guilty of this but in my defence I'm the only one using it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?"

Just make your own toast and sit opposite them whilst you eat yourself.

They'll stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Dad used to do that,it really annoyed my Mom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is divorce and/or burning at the stake too good for them?"

This is on par with people who get coffee in the sugar pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha - Saw the title and immediately got angry! It's filthy!

Gem x

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I am guilty of this but in my defence I'm the only one using it "

Same here. I just use one side for toast only.

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By *igjonny090Man
over a year ago

blackpool and Manchester

My old flat mate at uni was a nightmare for this, I absolutely hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and when someone takes out a piece of sliced bread and doesnt then reseal the bag. I hate stale bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I had forsworn marriage. On hindsight, perhaps I could have been a little more lenient in my judgement.

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

HATE toast crumbs in the butter! But even worse is coffee granules in the sugar as I don't like coffee so it does ruin a good cup of (Yorkshire) tea

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I'm torn about which I find worse, crumbs left in butter, or crumbs on the bed...."

Crumbs in the bed is infinitely worse. You always find them stuck in your thigh just after you get comfortable and warm.

I always push them to his side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.

(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)

Well I can't divorce you (yet ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you? "

I wish you fucking would.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I hate this I'd cut them out of my life in an instance if they were to pull that shit on me ...

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.

(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)

Well I can't divorce you (yet ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you?

I wish you fucking would. "

Divorce you or stick a hot poker up your bum? I'm open to either

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Yuk

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Grrrrr

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

This is my kinda thread.

Absolute no nos. Crumbs in butter, jam in butter.

Coffee granules in the sugar bowl. People that double dip so you get tea stained rocks of sugar in the sugar. I’ve could go on.

Burning at the stake. I think you’re going along the right lines here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That’s nothing.

I lived with a guy who used to leave finger gouges in the tub of flora.

I soon twigged on he used it as lube when he brought a chap home

I ended up buying a mini fridge for my own secret undefiled butter stash.

You win.

In that situation I would be actively leaving crumbs in the butter "

That warrants deep heat and or chilli in the butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I personally think they’re too kind. You can do worse.

(I DO leave toast crumbs in the butter)

Well I can't divorce you (yet ), and I'm all out of wood here. Hot poker up the bum suit you?

I wish you fucking would.

Divorce you or stick a hot poker up your bum? I'm open to either "

Both please. The divorce first and then the hot poker. Sounds like it’s the most painful combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick in the canary deffo needed if its jam too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has made me want toast now!

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