FabSwingers.com forum: What's the worst sound in the world

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daaaaaaaaaaaad

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

The grind of a new alloy wheel on the kerb

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

An alarm too early in the morning !

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A child's cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muuuuum, can you pass me through a loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muuuuuum, can I have something else to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dentist saying oh shit when working on your teeth

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Daaaaaaaaaaaad

I know the feeling, the more A’s the more it’s going to cost

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

That noise people make whilst eating, all wet sounding

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A fork screeching across a plate.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Muuuuuum, can I have something else to eat."

Or the sound of puke in the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby shark do do dodo do do

Your welcome

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By *ne Of A Kind30Man
over a year ago

nuneaton

People eating with mouth open proper noisy

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By *an1978Woman
over a year ago

GONE/TIMEOUT (No DMs please)

"The grind of a new alloy wheel on the kerb"

Aaargh!

Awful noise !

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A child's cry"

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words from Alan Carrs gob!!

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

Farewell.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Snoring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The central line between Stratford and Mile end!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard."

That's some parenting skills there

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By *h_yes_please!Man
over a year ago

North Devon

Sound of your child screaming when they are out of sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch of nails down a blackboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.

That's some parenting skills there

I strongly suspect he isn’t one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry to say this but the Liverpool accent haha sorry guys had to put it out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them ..

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Snoring! "

That's why 30 minutes between Stirling and Perth is just enough to stop your snoring keeping us all awake, Dancer!

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard."
abit weird that fella

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Adele"

Nope, Dido, really hope she does go down on a ship sometime soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella"

A bit weird???

Talk about issues there

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Scratch of nails down a blackboard"

Eeeeeeeeeeeek. I forgot about blackboards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them .."

Yes it dose very very much my god iv nearly punched people before then they stuff about 200 in there god at once and take about 10 hours to get one crisp out the packet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them .."

The crinkling of the packet I actually find more annoying than the crunching.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella"

Wtf did anyone else think that's abit over the top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chop chop chop sound of a noisy eater

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Sex in fire at 7am Monday to Friday when my alarm goes off.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them ..

The crinkling of the packet I actually find more annoying than the crunching."

Sensitive little flower. . . .

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

Dropping your phone screen facing down

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Dropping your phone screen facing down "

Onto your face, these Samsungs can take an eye out

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By *hellebelleWoman
over a year ago

ashford

Foxes mating… and they always tend to pick my garden to get frisky in around 2-3am!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

"Dropping your phone screen facing down

Onto your face, these Samsungs can take an eye out"

I've done that with my p30 pro and they aren't light either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once watched and heard a dog fall out of a window going back about 16 years and I never want to hear that noise again as long as I live. I used to heard it in my head for years later and in my sleep.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

The last breath

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I once watched and heard a dog fall out of a window going back about 16 years and I never want to hear that noise again as long as I live. I used to heard it in my head for years later and in my sleep."
say that I remember being about 15 on a double decker bus and a big sized dog ran out infront of it and got hit into the oncoming traffic on the other side of the road. Only to be hit by a second double decker bus.. That scream will haunt me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a howling dog in pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them ..

The crinkling of the packet I actually find more annoying than the crunching."

Ok they were waitrose I wanted to savour every last one.Who compared me to a horse,How does he know?

At least she didn’t also bring up the shortbread incident.

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By *cottieboy123Man
over a year ago

Perth

"Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them ..

The crinkling of the packet I actually find more annoying than the crunching.

Ok they were waitrose I wanted to savour every last one.Who compared me to a horse,How does he know?

At least she didn’t also bring up the shortbread incident.

Waitrose. Forgives everything. No horses were harmed in this thread.

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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

A cat, about to vom...

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Tipperary GAA supporters chanting

TIPP TIPP TIPP TIPP TIPP TIPP.

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

A town and place not in the UK

Mobile phones and the people who use them in the cinema.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone brushing their teeth, I can’t stand the sound it makes.

Luckily it doesn’t bother me when I’m doing mine!

Viv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud eating... Sorry, I may love you but.. #murder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screaming kids on a plane.

Screaming kids off a plane.

Screaming kids.

Kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gulping water . Just makes me want to vomit hearing someone gulp. Especially if its over the phone

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

When u hear rabbits scream when fox get them! Goes on for ages! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Brexiteer still breathing.

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

A Russian bomb landing on innocent people in Ukraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People talking over each other.

The kids whining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. other people eating

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"A Brexiteer still breathing."

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

People shouting Woo Woo over songs.

Shut the fuck up, I want to hear the music!

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

The snap of a fishing rod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constant background chit chat noise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence being left with only my thoughts is the worst by a mile

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The phone ringing after 9pm. Either someone's dead - or it's the mother in law

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Noisy sweetie bag while in the cinema

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella

A bit weird???

Talk about issues there

Me? Weird? Nooo, cant accuse me of being weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails blackboard

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Barbed wire....get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sadly war.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Hearing those five words you dread the most,

‘Sorry, we’re out of cheese’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That little 'pfft' from my dogs arse, just before oxygen is sucked from the air and replaced with choking

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

That cat wretching noise before they are about to be sick..... In your bedroom..... Lying on your bed.....at 4am

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella"

It's not weird, it's a very old saying.

Children should be seen and not heard.

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

Parents of my students moaning!!!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Parents of my students moaning!!!"

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Someone chewing

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By *crum2020Man
over a year ago

Alton

The voice of:-

Jacob Rees-my s##t doesn’t stink-Mogg

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella

It's not weird, it's a very old saying.

Children should be seen and not heard."

That's like saying women should be in the kitchen. Ohh it's an old saying

doesn't make it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella

It's not weird, it's a very old saying.

Children should be seen and not heard.

That's like saying women should be in the kitchen. Ohh it's an old saying

doesn't make it right"

Yes it’s definitely the same as sexism.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

The sound of silence wen u walk into ur parents home and their no longer here x

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

When that fart sound goes liquid

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

When the machine flatlines x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Hearing your husband take his last two breaths on his own when the machine to help him breath was turned off. Will haunt me forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my wife says “I was thinking….”

It’s always followed by something I need to do that usually costs a shitload of money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my wife says “I was thinking….”

It’s always followed by something I need to do that usually costs a shitload of money."

After reading a few from above I don’t think mine is that bad.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella

It's not weird, it's a very old saying.

Children should be seen and not heard.

That's like saying women should be in the kitchen. Ohh it's an old saying

doesn't make it right"

Absolutely, if the washing machine isn’t in the kitchen then they should be able to access that as well.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"That noise people make whilst eating, all wet sounding

this! Or crunching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People cracking their knuckles..

Makes feel icky

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I haven't experienced the sadness of some of those that have posted, and am dreading the time I do.

Up to date the one sound that made my heart drop was my ex wife saying "I've been thinking.." Every time it meant that I would be busy doing something I didn't want to or paying for something we didn't need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pain you hear when someone has lost a loved one. So hard, as no matter how you try to ease their pain, you know words are not enough xx

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

When life support machine is turned off

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By *hilhendersonMan
over a year ago

aberdeen

that guy thats in cold play..the one that uses his mouth to make noises..that is the worst noise ive ever heard

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A child in pain.

End of thread.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Chewing, chomping and slurping disgusting.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Cat about to throw up somewhere in your room at 3 am!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The thud of hitting a pothole.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Grief and all the sounds associated with it.

Whether that be in person as someone passes, that last breathe, the sound of the monitor, the scream / sob that is like no other as the pain hits the living of losing someone and finally the silence which can be deafening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of the penny dropping...

Or, the 15 minute warning ding that I have a teams call...again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m sorry but gonna have to cancel”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids having meltdowns in public places like shops…. Also the sound of an animal being abused by some utter basket case!

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

"Adele"

This

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

My alarm going off

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A fanny fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screaming children in an enclosed space!

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By *erverseintentionsMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"guilty as charged"

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

"A child's cry

This

But also extended to all sounds made by children. As far as I'm concerned they should neither be seen nor heard.abit weird that fella

It's not weird, it's a very old saying.

Children should be seen and not heard.

That's like saying women should be in the kitchen. Ohh it's an old saying

doesn't make it right"

I didn't say it was right, I just said it's a very old saying / proverb to counterbalance you calling it weird.

I was stating it's a very old saying and not just a random thought he had.

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By *TF01Man
over a year ago

Bristol

A leg break

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"A leg break"
you win its not a nice noise to here to be honest any bone breaking is horrible to hear and see especially a compound fracture

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"The grind of a new alloy wheel on the kerb"

Arghhhh

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"The grind of a new alloy wheel on the kerb

Arghhhh

"
the horror

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"Does someone else eating crisps count ? .You'd think there's a horse eating them ..

Yes it dose very very much my god iv nearly punched people before then they stuff about 200 in there god at once and take about 10 hours to get one crisp out the packet "

Doing it right next to you as well

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

"When that fart sound goes liquid

I was just about to say that one

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

The 4 minute warning blasting out.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

This is a dark thread.

I'm out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being stuck on a flight with a crying brat.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Loud eating

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Snoring! "

You wouldn’t want to share a bed with me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi honey I'm home early"

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

""hi honey I'm home early""

Lol

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By * F 2018Couple
over a year ago

shropshire

Someone sat next to me eating crisps !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ed Sheerhan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And cuttlerly scraped across plate. Almost as bad as Ed Sheerhan. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi honey I’m

Home

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By *TF01Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"A leg breakyou win its not a nice noise to here to be honest any bone breaking is horrible to hear and see especially a compound fracture "

The feeling is worse

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