FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone noticed..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Nooooo, they look like Cyril Snear

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Are they that droopy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if some men genuinely think they’re sending us an attractive thing.

I just look and think ‘for the love of God, why?’

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I may have responded to an unsolicited dick pic with "why did you send me a photo of Cyril Sneer?"

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By *nked_HeathenMan
over a year ago

Hemsworth

"I wonder if some men genuinely think they’re sending us an attractive thing.

I just look and think ‘for the love of God, why?’

Only time a say a dick pick is fine to send is if it wanted or its from a bloke to his partner, other than that its downright obnoxious to do.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Some look like a wonky carrots in the supermarket

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I may have responded to an unsolicited dick pic with "why did you send me a photo of Cyril Sneer?" "

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Nooooo I can't unsee that imagine now ....that was one of my favourite cartoons as a kid

Yet again Fab corrupts me again ...lol...not that I needed much pursuation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some look in need of an urgent swab and some anti fungal cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if some men genuinely think they’re sending us an attractive thing.

I just look and think ‘for the love of God, why?’

I honestly do not know,Even in the old days I didn’t go that far.

Don’t like to play judge my package with a stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some look like cocks, only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some look in need of an urgent swab and some anti fungal cream "

Also true!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Never send dick pics. Not being funny fellas, but they're not exactly things of beauty, are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got sent one the other day , looked just like Pepper Pig

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

As a fella I don't see what purpose or good it would do them.

Even having their little (courgette) on display in their public photos is a bit much.

Mystery fellas, mystery!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Never send dick pics. Not being funny fellas, but they're not exactly things of beauty, are they?"

I only tend to look at mine.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!"

Hooded?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Never send dick pics. Not being funny fellas, but they're not exactly things of beauty, are they?

I only tend to look at mine. "

You see enough on the pictures section to know

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By *ndyn50000Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?"

Back to the cartoon theme, I assume it looks like the Hooded Claw from Wacky Races. Wait until you get one that looks like Dick Darstadly....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Some look in need of an urgent swab and some anti fungal cream "

^^^This

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Never send dick pics. Not being funny fellas, but they're not exactly things of beauty, are they?

I only tend to look at mine.

You see enough on the pictures section to know

My thumb is faster than Usain Bolt.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Never send dick pics. Not being funny fellas, but they're not exactly things of beauty, are they?

I only tend to look at mine.

You see enough on the pictures section to know

My thumb is faster than Usain Bolt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some just look like a pork sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?"

Yeah, where the foreskin sort of hangs right over.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Some just look like a pork sausage"

I'm not going to your farm shop now

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

Omg I just spat my tea out!! Dying with laughter here!! X

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?

Yeah, where the foreskin sort of hangs right over."

......gets out scissors

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That's a big nose, to be fair.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Some just look like a pork sausage"

I don't put sausages like that near my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a chipotle

Not sent anyone a dick pic though

Figure you lady’s get about two hundred dick pics daily

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Feeling relieved that my cock looks more like a hedgehog's snout. Especially, when nestling in a nocturnal saucer of milk.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Feel free to send me your face huggers ladies.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mines a chipotle

Not sent anyone a dick pic though

Figure you lady’s get about two hundred dick pics daily

Enough to supply a buffet full of sausage hedgehogs.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Very few are attractive enough to even photograph in the first place

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By *ovingeachotherCouple
over a year ago

Devizes

"Mines a chipotle

Not sent anyone a dick pic though

Figure you lady’s get about two hundred dick pics daily

Enough to supply a buffet full of sausage hedgehogs."

Pmsl!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a chipotle

Not sent anyone a dick pic though

Figure you lady’s get about two hundred dick pics daily

Enough to supply a buffet full of sausage hedgehogs."

Lol I gather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if any fab men had any vag pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i was going for gonzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very few are attractive enough to even photograph in the first place

Doesn’t stop em unfortunately

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Some look in need of an urgent swab and some anti fungal cream

^^^This

I totally agree too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if any fab men had any vag pics

You do not want to know

Some even have visual instruction manuals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if any fab men had any vag pics

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quite a few actually

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?

Yeah, where the foreskin sort of hangs right over."

I have visions of it wearing a little anorak with a furry hood.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?

Yeah, where the foreskin sort of hangs right over.

......gets out scissors

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?

Yeah, where the foreskin sort of hangs right over.

I have visions of it wearing a little anorak with a furry hood.

With SuperDry on it

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"It’s the hooded ones that get me. Boak!

Hooded?

Yeah, where the foreskin sort of hangs right over.

I have visions of it wearing a little anorak with a furry hood.

With SuperDry on it

Now you mention it!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

"I may have responded to an unsolicited dick pic with "why did you send me a photo of Cyril Sneer?" "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Wonder if any fab men had any vag pics

You do not want to know

Some even have visual instruction manuals"

A map?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Very few are attractive enough to even photograph in the first place

Doesn’t stop em unfortunately

True, though we can secretly laugh at them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! I was talking about this recently! We call them Cyrils!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

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By *uckslut888Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough

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By *uckslut888Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough

"Some look in need of an urgent swab and some anti fungal cream "

Howling lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if any fab men had any vag pics

You do not want to know

Some even have visual instruction manuals

A map? "

In a way one could say

More showing how they slide together

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Hehe I've not heard of the racoons but just googled it and holy moly!

Quite the image

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"Wonder if any fab men had any vag pics

You do not want to know

Some even have visual instruction manuals"

An instruction manual? Why would we read that?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

Omg I just spat my tea out!! Dying with laughter here!! X"

This whole thread has me creased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw one earlier that looked like a large vegetable spring roll. Kinda yellow looking and funnily shaped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing a handstand they all look like Roland Rat!!

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

"I may have responded to an unsolicited dick pic with "why did you send me a photo of Cyril Sneer?" "

Hahaha had to Google who or what that was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doing a handstand they all look like Roland Rat!!

Or the last chicken in Sainsburys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing a handstand they all look like Roland Rat!!

Or the last chicken in Sainsburys!"

I can now never buy chicken!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing a handstand they all look like Roland Rat!!

Or the last chicken in Sainsburys!

I can now never buy chicken!!"

Or spring rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing a handstand they all look like Roland Rat!!

Or the last chicken in Sainsburys!

I can now never buy chicken!!

Or spring rolls

I now hate my cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doing a handstand they all look like Roland Rat!!

Or the last chicken in Sainsburys!

I can now never buy chicken!!

Or spring rolls

I now hate my cock!!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I’ve got the raccoons song in my head now

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

I too get dick pics n think wtf, ok it might be impressive etc but I want a bit more connection to someone before I go down, sending a dick pic ain't necessarily going to get me on my knees. What happened to a bunch of flowers or a pint or two first ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How droopy are these dicks??

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By *wolf91Man
over a year ago

Rowley

"I too get dick pics n think wtf, ok it might be impressive etc but I want a bit more connection to someone before I go down, sending a dick pic ain't necessarily going to get me on my knees. What happened to a bunch of flowers or a pint or two first ??"

A pint and good conversation are the key in my view x

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I never send dick pics they are on my profile if anyone wants to see. So no need to send them

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Off topic, but what was the name of the cute dog in the Raccoons?!?

Right, as you were. I'm off to check which character I most resemble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha his nose looks like a penis thats been trapped in a kitchen drawer

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

Mine looks like a clanger when flaccid.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nooooo I can't unsee that imagine now ....that was one of my favourite cartoons as a kid

Yet again Fab corrupts me again ...lol...not that I needed much pursuation

I always thought their noses looked like willies

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

It’s the pussy shots that look look like a badly made ham and coleslaw sandwich that make me gag

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

It’s the pussy shots that look look like a badly made ham and coleslaw sandwich that make me gag "

See... Close up pussy does nothing for me unless by request. But legs spread where I can see the rest of her body, her legs etc... That does, no matter if she has an inny or an outy. Genitals are ugly as fuck no matter what in isolation. Its when you add context that they are suddenly inviting.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

It’s the pussy shots that look look like a badly made ham and coleslaw sandwich that make me gag

Completely unrelated but my eyes saw your username as jamtampons. I think I need help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

I didn’t realise I’d sent you a dick pic

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By *amspoonsMan
over a year ago

North East

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

It’s the pussy shots that look look like a badly made ham and coleslaw sandwich that make me gag

Completely unrelated but my eyes saw your username as jamtampons. I think I need help."

Totally funny, I just gave you period advice on another thread

rorl

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Some of those dick pictures us ladies get sent look like Cedrics' nose from Raccoons!

It’s the pussy shots that look look like a badly made ham and coleslaw sandwich that make me gag

Completely unrelated but my eyes saw your username as jamtampons. I think I need help.

Totally funny, I just gave you period advice on another thread

rorl

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