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Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ? | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"Oh god lol what an awful way to be found. | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
Oh god lol what an awful way to be found. "I know, right  ? | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"I had that thought posing for the copycat thread last week  | |||
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"So you were thinking of going to anal heaven "I was already there baby  | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"Set filters to block. I fear you may be inundated with requests. | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?" | |||
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"So you were thinking of going to anal heaven
I was already there baby "That’s my wank sorted for tonight | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"No but the sad thing is it's gonna happen sometime , that we leave this World , so I'd enjoy what you're doing till that happens , anyway it won't matter to you then , you'll be dead but you'll die with a smile on your face  | |||
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Yeah, I've thought about it
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"I do, things like if my heart is pounding after a huge orgasm home alone. Family find me with sex toys and the autopsy says death by orgasm after self pleasure
Yeah, I've thought about it
PNG x "Exactly that!! | |||
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"So you were thinking of going to anal heaven
I was already there baby
That’s my wank sorted for tonight "Should see the video | |||
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one night alone using toys just about to cum and the phrase from ghostbusters “don’t cross the streams” or in my case wires popped into my head. Fits of giggles so I gave up lol | |||
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" Yes one night alone using toys just about to cum and the phrase from ghostbusters “don’t cross the streams” or in my case wires popped into my head. Fits of giggles so I gave up lol" | |||
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haha
Can just imagine paramedics laughing saying "poor bastard died before he shot his last short, now look at his meat all shrivelled up in his hand" haha  | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"That's funny but could happen but you'll be dead so don't worry about it. | |||
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"Would suck more if died just before you cum haha
Can just imagine paramedics laughing saying "poor bastard died before he shot his last short, now look at his meat all shrivelled up in his hand" haha "I’d be very worried if they said that about me | |||
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I once had a meet with someone who had a huuuuuge scar down his chest… at the height of the meet he said “If I just drop dead, don’t get involved- just leave and call 999 from outside the hotel” he didn’t thankfully! | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"Often. Sometimes I go wear shorts before bed after having the thought of being found dead naked! | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"Hahaha absolutely brilliant | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"Well that's an inappropriate thought I'll be having regularly now Thanks | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"If you have thoughts like this but like a little tie and tease kink, read Stephen Kings Gerald's Game. It really opens the "what if..." question. | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"I’m more concerned about the house being dekinked before my family get here. Its hard to explain away some of the things we have, without sounding like a serial killer. | |||
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I get call of the void. Its properly scary and exilerating at the same time | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
No but the sad thing is it's gonna happen sometime , that we leave this World , so I'd enjoy what you're doing till that happens , anyway it won't matter to you then , you'll be dead but you'll die with a smile on your face "It does matter if death is not the end of you  | |||
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I get call of the void. Its properly scary and exilerating at the same time "My friend has that. Was very scary walking the cliffs of Cornwall with him | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"You would be surprised at the unusual circumstances that Accident and Emergency departments, doctors, nurses and morticians have to deal with. One gentleman had to be extracted from his canine companion by a vet! | |||
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"I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need. Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy. Imagine if they buried you with it still there. "
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"I’m wondering how much therapy the person finding your body would need. Would the paramedics remove the dildo or leave it to the autopsy. Imagine if they buried you with it still there. " | |||
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you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies  | |||
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" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies "But I’d be too dead to dial | |||
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"I’d just be enjoying the moment to think about it. Have thought about if have an accident though and who would go through my room…. But then I wouldn’t be around to worry about it "Well I was enjoying the moment, until ‘that thought’ | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"I’ve dealt with some weird deaths could write a book | |||
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"The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood? " I manage to get back on track | |||
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"The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood? I manage to get back on track "Phew! I was worried it had ruined the day for you.  | |||
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"The true question is... after that thought did you finish, or did it kill the mood? I manage to get back on track
Phew! I was worried it had ruined the day for you. "It did not | |||
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"Oh Hippy . I’m sorry this made me howl "It made me giggle too (after the fact, not at the time ) | |||
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"Oh Hippy . I’m sorry this made me howl
It made me giggle too (after the fact, not at the time )"I’m still imagining it and laughing | |||
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"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most "Trust you | |||
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"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most "Not necessarily true. I shit myself and I wasn’t dying. Oh | |||
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"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most
Not necessarily true. I shit myself and I wasn’t dying.
Oh "cleanup in isle 3 | |||
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"They say you shit yoyrsepf when you die so at least you would be cleaner than most
Trust you "its true tho all thats missing is a tenalady and she would be praised for hygiene of death | |||
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My opinion is why worry you'd be be dead. You can't feel shame or embarrassment once you are dead and at least you passed away doing something you enjoy | |||
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"I often wonder what people will think when they find my club membership cards, laptop, phone history "This gives me the fear also! My phone especially x | |||
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"I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!" "Very true although a few may be shocked if they looked through my phone when I was dead | |||
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" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies
But I’d be too dead to dial "Get a smart watch... get it hooked up so if your pulse stops it speed dials 'anal intrudement extraction' team | |||
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"I worry when I put on old work from home boxers and end up nipping out. Being killed in a a car accident wearing Tesco boxers would be tragic, I like to save the nice ones for best. Some days it’s such a dilemma "Life is too short to keep things for 'best' - wear the boxers, the perfume, the aftershave, use the 'good' crockery. Do what makes you happy. | |||
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"I often wonder what people will think when they find my club membership cards, laptop, phone history
This gives me the fear also! My phone especially x"This worries me - I mean, there are people (I.e. my parents) who I wouldn't want seeing some of the photos on my phone. It's definitely not family friendly! I also need someone to come round and de-toy/de-kink my flat!! | |||
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The mind boggles me!!
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" you silly sausage, the thought handnt crossed my mind untill you said.
I may need a but plug remover on speed dial for such emergencies
But I’d be too dead to dial
Get a smart watch... get it hooked up so if your pulse stops it speed dials 'anal intrudement extraction' team "I like your thinking, sounds like you’re experienced in this kind of thinking | |||
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx "What if they gave you an mri | |||
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx "Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location. | |||
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location."That would burn | |||
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
What if they gave you an mri "Oh ffs now you have made it worse! X-ray machines also!!
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
Not much unless they tried to use a defib in the wrong location."
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There’s quite a few situations we’ve been in which, afterwards, we think ‘how would we explain that to our families’
We’ve already been to A&E thanks to a sex swing incident….don’t really need any more inappropriate thoughts at the wrong time
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"At least you would’ve gone out with a smile on you’re face. | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
At least you would’ve gone out with a smile on you’re face. "I did not actually see this previous comment before posting mine above. | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"What porn are you watching | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"I have often thought whilst in a club,what if there was a fire Evacuation and the police and Fire brigade turned up. All those people stripped for action. That would take some explaining... | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
I’m more concerned about the house being dekinked before my family get here.
Its hard to explain away some of the things we have, without sounding like a serial killer."We get the same worry about all our photos lol. | |||
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"I've told my friend, who has a key to my house, to come get the suitcase from under my bed with all the toys and kinky stuff in it to dispose of it!" At least you have yours in just one place!! I must put it all together...! | |||
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"That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly? Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something. I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead? "It’s more a case of, who would find me, and how traumatised they’d be | |||
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They’ll need to check my date of birth twice just to check that I’m not an 80 year old! | |||
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"That’s how David Carradine was found if I remember rightly? Masturbating with women’s clothes on while strangling himself in a cupboard or something. I suppose if you do die during an act like that, you won’t be embarrassed as you will be dead?
It’s more a case of, who would find me, and how traumatised they’d be "True. They might just think kinky bugger. | |||
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"I always try to refer back to a comment my friend once said to me, "you are not going to feel bad about something like that if you're dead!"
Very true although a few may be shocked if they looked through my phone when I was dead "That's very true. But also why I have exchanged passwords with a very good friend of mine at work so that we can clear our mobiles of 'suspect' data should one of us suddenly pop our clogs | |||
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"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing "That’s a scary thought | |||
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"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing
That’s a scary thought "I tripped, fell, and it just went in to me! Honest! | |||
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I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road 
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
What if they gave you an mri
Oh ffs now you have made it worse!
X-ray machines also!!
Jo.Xx "I think the magnets in the MRI would soon have it out at great speed!! | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"The obituary would read 'she enjoyed life to the max & beyond'x | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"I think this is one of situations usually covered by a "died doing what they loved" quote | |||
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"Haha Hippy this made me laugh "I’m not going to lie. I made myself laugh | |||
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?"Someone would do an  thread for you. | |||
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"I have these random thoughts too. Like once going out for the day I wore a silver butt plug. I thought if I were to have a heart attack and they tried to revive me, what would happen!?!
The mind boggles me!!
Jo.Xx
What if they gave you an mri
Oh ffs now you have made it worse!
X-ray machines also!!
Jo.Xx
I think the magnets in the MRI would soon have it out at great speed!! "I imagine a giant human pinball machine. My gosh the racket would be horrific!!
Not to mention the mess!! (Vomit)
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"I was just wanking, whilst sitting on an anal dildo and watching porn, and I did get a rogue thought “what if I drop dead right now ’
Do you ever get thoughts like that as inappropriate moments ?
Someone would do an thread for you. "Aww they would | |||
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"When I see people riding massive ones on their tiptoes I do worry about them falling back on it and impaling themselves on the whole thing
That’s a scary thought "It honestly plagues me when they're on tip toes or in heels! | |||
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"I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road
LvM"I think things like that. Or how it feels to be shot or stabbed. Obviously I don't want to find out but I do wonder. | |||
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"Haha hippychick, you make me smile. Did it put you off or did you still continue to orgasm? If you die whilst doing that at least you'd die happy. Would you want your dildo put in your coffin with you, you know, just in case you need it in the 'afterlife'? " I did carry on .
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"I think everyone gets thoughts like that I remember wondering what it would feel like to get hit by a car before when I was walking next to a busy road
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I think things like that. Or how it feels to be shot or stabbed. Obviously I don't want to find out but I do wonder. "Back in the dark ages when I was about 18, a guy that worked with me in the pub used to wonder what it would feel like to be stabbed. And what it would feel like to stab someone. He decided to find out
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