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"At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!! When You said you had Ten inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long! that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on..... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream! should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in your jeans! Go on now - GO! Walk out the door, don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only four! Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't find you out? don't you know we're only joking when we say Size doesn't count!! I will servive! I will servive! As long as I have batteries, my sex lifes going to thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handfull of Latex! I will servive! I will servive! Hey Hey!! Earthy X;) " Excellent, truely excellent..... | |||
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0 W ![]() pmsl .. well its there age you know ..... bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it | |||
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0 W ![]() In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol W ![]() | |||
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0 W ![]() ![]() hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops | |||
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0 W ![]() ![]() oi dont forget the flicks, it used to take a can of hairspray to get my flick just right. Wow betide any guy that came too close. | |||
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"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0 W ![]() ![]() yeah i love these old fashioned appreciation societies ..lol...the pussy posse do it so well ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P" nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl | |||
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl " Sure no problem darling 1 sugar or 2? Hmmmm *thinks* now where did I put the arsenic after the last guy I used it on?!! lol | |||
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P" Looking at some of the Fussy Pasty I think he has made a reasonable assumption.............. ![]() | |||
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"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl Sure no problem darling 1 sugar or 2? Hmmmm *thinks* now where did I put the arsenic after the last guy I used it on?!! lol " wouldnt surprise me babe ..lots of friends but no verifications ....lol | |||
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"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol The rest are under the Patio. lol" yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em ..... | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() What sort of ball we talking about here? lol | |||
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"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol The rest are under the Patio. lol yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em ..... " I shall re-name myself 'Black Widow' lol Just for you PD lol X;) xxx | |||
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"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol The rest are under the Patio. lol yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em ..... I shall re-name myself 'Black Widow' lol Just for you PD lol X;) xxx" nahhh call yourself black coffee mines with 2 sugars ok .... | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball) | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() Id love a crystal ball xxx | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() yeah so you could do what with it ....? | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() You should come to my home and admire the clear quartz one I have on my Wiccan Altar. We could both gaze into it and find out PD fate. lol | |||
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"How did I miss this thread? Its hilarious ![]() or i could join you and you can both find out yours ![]() | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)" awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;) awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then " Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;) awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol" playing it safe eh .....pmsl | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;) awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol playing it safe eh .....pmsl" As always pmsl | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;) awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol playing it safe eh .....pmsl As always pmsl" well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then ![]() | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;) awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol playing it safe eh .....pmsl As always pmsl well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then ![]() I know exactly whats happening at the weekend and Iv had lots of....experiences ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;) awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol playing it safe eh .....pmsl As always pmsl well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then ![]() ![]() ![]() bloody hell ....i am amazed .... | |||
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"aww that made me smile thank u lol =]" what did ? ![]() | |||
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"You did. lol Your wit, charm ect ect lol :P Ofcause it would have nothing to do with the thread. lol X;)" yeah your right ....couldn't be anything to do with the thread.....thanks EA your actually learning .... ![]() | |||
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""KEEP SINGING IT LOUD GIRLS" X;)" omg its Joyce Grenfel with St Trinians... Come on Gals all together.... pmsl | |||
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""KEEP SINGING IT LOUD GIRLS" X;) omg its Joyce Grenfel with St Trinians... Come on Gals all together.... pmsl " You crack me up PD lol :P X;) | |||
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