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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!!

When You said you had Ten inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long!

that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.....

But there you are,

another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit,

just a sad pathetic dream!

should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in your jeans!

Go on now - GO!

Walk out the door,

don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only four!

Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't find you out?

don't you know we're only joking when we say Size doesn't count!!

I will servive!

I will servive!

As long as I have batteries, my sex lifes going to thrive!

I will always have good sex,

with a handfull of Latex!

I will servive!

I will servive!

Hey Hey!!

Earthy X;)

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!!

When You said you had Ten inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long!

that I grew strong and knew that I could take you on.....

But there you are,

another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you brought me a French Fry!

I should have known that it was bullshit,

just a sad pathetic dream!

should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in your jeans!

Go on now - GO!

Walk out the door,

don't you promise me 10 inches then turn up with only four!

Weren't you a prat to think that I wouldn't find you out?

don't you know we're only joking when we say Size doesn't count!!

I will servive!

I will servive!

As long as I have batteries, my sex lifes going to thrive!

I will always have good sex,

with a handfull of Latex!

I will servive!

I will servive!

Hey Hey!!

Earthy X;) "

Excellent, truely excellent.....

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Well you've started my day off with a big grin....good on ya EarthAngel xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clever girl. I was singing along with the tune using your words. Well done!

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By *ighnboxCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Very funny excelant

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

more rubbish from the pussy posse.LOL.

Sexist crap to demean mankind .We could substitute 10" with tight puss.. hey...we are born with what we got ...whats your excuse for forgetting the pelvic floor exercise ??? ...i can see your need for big cocks tho ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0

W

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

He he that was brilliant, is it the boys gang new signature tune?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0

W"

pmsl .. well its there age you know .....

bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0

W

pmsl .. well its there age you know .....

bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it "

In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol

W

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0

W

pmsl .. well its there age you know .....

bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it

In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol

W "

hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0

W

pmsl .. well its there age you know .....

bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it

In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol

W

hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops "

oi dont forget the flicks, it used to take a can of hairspray to get my flick just right. Wow betide any guy that came too close.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"This the best the posse can come up with, bad lyrics from tiiime ago, or did it really take this many years to get around to them. ;-0

W

pmsl .. well its there age you know .....

bet they all dance around there handbag while singing it

In white stilettos drinking lager and lime or cider and black? lol

W

hair all back combed and shouting he.fuckin fancies you as the music stops

oi dont forget the flicks, it used to take a can of hairspray to get my flick just right. Wow betide any guy that came too close."

yeah i love these old fashioned appreciation societies ..lol...the pussy posse do it so well

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

think you got it wrong posse

At first I was Afraid, I was petrified!!

That pussy that you promised me was 2 foot wide

But I always like a challenge and… weeeeeell I am here now

On your knees expectantly like a Frisian cow

And there you are,

2 foot wide,

Too give you any feeling gonna have to crawl inside!

I should have known that it was bullshit,

just a sad pathetic dream!

When you said to me Ill sort you out I will make you cream

Ohh no Ive fell…

fell inside!

Whats this! 4 rings and a wristwatch… from a previous ride ,

I can hear someone calling .although it is not clear

he says he’s the doctor who performed her recent smear

We will servive!

We will servive!

As long as she don’t gush , or turn over on her side!

Thank god she has now gone all slack she must be lying on her back

We will servive!

We will servive!

Hey Hey!!

MR X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol

Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol

Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P"

nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol

Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P

nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl "

Sure no problem darling 1 sugar or 2? Hmmmm *thinks* now where did I put the arsenic after the last guy I used it on?!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol

Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P"

Looking at some of the Fussy Pasty I think he has made a reasonable assumption..............

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Hmmmm dear oh dear PD lol

Your retaliation essentially says I appear to have touched a raw nerve. pmsl X;P

nahhh your no lyricist babe ....now go put the kettle on .....good girl

Sure no problem darling 1 sugar or 2? Hmmmm *thinks* now where did I put the arsenic after the last guy I used it on?!! lol "

wouldnt surprise me babe ..lots of friends but no verifications ....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol

The rest are under the Patio. lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol

The rest are under the Patio. lol"

yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em .....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx"

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol"

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol

The rest are under the Patio. lol

yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em .....

"

I shall re-name myself 'Black Widow' lol

Just for you PD lol X;) xxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"There is one guy I've kept alive, hense being veryfied once. lol

The rest are under the Patio. lol

yeah bit like a spider are you eating your lovers as to dispose of em .....

I shall re-name myself 'Black Widow' lol

Just for you PD lol X;) xxx"

nahhh call yourself black coffee mines with 2 sugars ok ....

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol"

its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol

its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it "

Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol

its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it

Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)"

Id love a crystal ball xxx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol

its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it

Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)

Id love a crystal ball xxx"

yeah so you could do what with it ....?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol

its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it

Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)

Id love a crystal ball xxx"

You should come to my home and admire the clear quartz one I have on my Wiccan Altar. We could both gaze into it and find out PD fate. lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"How did I miss this thread?

Its hilarious

Both versions of that song made me laugh xxx

ya got to stay on the ball babe ...lol

What sort of ball we talking about here? lol

its a big round thing ...kick it ,punch it ..or look with it

Well thats pretty crystal clear. lol (the ball)

Id love a crystal ball xxx

You should come to my home and admire the clear quartz one I have on my Wiccan Altar. We could both gaze into it and find out PD fate. lol"

or i could join you and you can both find out yours

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)"

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then "

Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then

Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol"

playing it safe eh .....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then

Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol

playing it safe eh .....pmsl"

As always pmsl

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then

Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol

playing it safe eh .....pmsl

As always pmsl"

well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then

Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol

playing it safe eh .....pmsl

As always pmsl

well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then "

I know exactly whats happening at the weekend and Iv had lots of....experiences

I even know that im going to bed in 5 minutes! spooky I know!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Don't think we need a crystal ball to work that out;)

awww dont ya ...you got a 6th sense then

Maybe, maybe not, not sure but I think so lol

playing it safe eh .....pmsl

As always pmsl

well can you tell whats going to happen of a weekend or ever had a ...experience then

I know exactly whats happening at the weekend and Iv had lots of....experiences

I even know that im going to bed in 5 minutes! spooky I know!"

bloody hell ....i am amazed ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww that made me smile thank u lol =]

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"aww that made me smile thank u lol =]"

what did ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You did. lol Your wit, charm ect ect lol :P

Ofcause it would have nothing to do with the thread. lol

X;)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"You did. lol Your wit, charm ect ect lol :P

Ofcause it would have nothing to do with the thread. lol

X;)"

yeah your right ....couldn't be anything to do with the thread.....thanks EA your actually learning ....))

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"KEEP SINGING IT LOUD GIRLS"

X;)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


""KEEP SINGING IT LOUD GIRLS"

X;)"

omg its Joyce Grenfel with St Trinians...

Come on Gals all together.... pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""KEEP SINGING IT LOUD GIRLS"

X;)

omg its Joyce Grenfel with St Trinians...

Come on Gals all together.... pmsl "

You crack me up PD lol :P X;)

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