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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Seem like this can be the best way to find out!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

No thank you.x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

No thanks, but kudos for trying this.

Good luck.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out! "
no harm in trying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out! no harm in trying "
Yeah seem like by this way is quicker! )

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By *onnie 90Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No thank you.x "

Thank God for that!

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By *d4funtimesMan
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out! "

For a MFM, why not, who is Mrs F?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"No thank you.x

Thank God for that!"
why would you say that she is a flaking bird

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By *rwheelsMan
over a year ago

Crawley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out!

For a MFM, why not, who is Mrs F?"

I've said "me" and I'm straight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op that would be a no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a no from me mate.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Thank God for that!"

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

C

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

C"

)

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

C"
couldn't agree more with you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you "

So she hasn't been rude?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude? "
you were rude to that lovely lady no need for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude? you were rude to that lovely lady no need for it "

OK if you say so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude? "

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude?

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude "

You don't see the whole picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude?

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude

You don't see the whole picture! "

Yes I do

She sed no thanks

And you spat the dummy by the looks off it

So what’s not to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude?

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude

You don't see the whole picture!

Yes I do

She sed no thanks

And you spat the dummy by the looks off it

So what’s not to see"

Thank God you're not a judge, because you'll not consider the inequity!

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By *ediraMan
over a year ago

Reigate


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude?

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude

You don't see the whole picture!

Yes I do

She sed no thanks

And you spat the dummy by the looks off it

So what’s not to see

Thank God you're not a judge, because you'll not consider the inequity!

"

You can always elaborate on what you are spouting.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

It's a no thanks from me too and I'm going to watch this thread, should be entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is no treatment for being egocentric!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes someone’s lack of success on Fab is self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol. "

I think is nothing to watch honestly!

Just a waste of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an insurmountable no from me, buddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes someone’s lack of success on Fab is self explanatory "

Is not that, is more to see how does people react to different circumstances and that's hard to explain!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's an insurmountable no from me, buddy "

That's the problem on here, egocentric people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol.

I think is nothing to watch honestly!

Just a waste of time! "

Dw I was in this heat once. Not for a reason like this lol but enjoy the angry crowd

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol.

I think is nothing to watch honestly!

Just a waste of time!

Dw I was in this heat once. Not for a reason like this lol but enjoy the angry crowd "

Well I'm not angry at all and I hope no one else is!

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By *r easy1981Man
over a year ago

leeds

Not going very this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abit of advice. You asked the forum if they would have sex with you. Someone said no and you replied in a bad manner.I get that rejection isn’t fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"egocentric"

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

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By *uttercupEWoman
over a year ago

yarmouth

Oh dear. I fear this may have had the opposite affect you were hoping for!

It was a no for me just from the profile view however you should be aware people’s attitudes and how they treat others has a huge impact on their attractiveness.

Also don’t ask a question if you can’t take the answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"egocentric

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means."

Oh my days!

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford


"Oh dear. I fear this may have had the opposite affect you were hoping for!

It was a no for me just from the profile view however you should be aware people’s attitudes and how they treat others has a huge impact on their attractiveness.

Also don’t ask a question if you can’t take the answer. "

That’s it you tell them

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By *iedandtestedMan
over a year ago

BOURNEMOUTH

anyone want to have sex with me?

i will warn you though, if you say no youre a bellend

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out! "

thank you for the generous offer but it's a no from me

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By *lackieMan
over a year ago

Swinton

I would fuck you but your a long way away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would fuck you but your a long way away "

In your dreams! Most of the people on here doesn't have the common sense, talking without sens!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I like ya style

Straight to the point

Mrs C

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

block list +1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight to the point with your question il give you that

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I sense a disturbance in Fab... as though a thousand people clicked the block button at the same time...

LvM

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming


"I sense a disturbance in Fab... as though a thousand people clicked the block button at the same time...

LvM"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, good luck though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

Free sex!!! I'll take 2 please Bob.

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By *lackieMan
over a year ago

Swinton


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

Free sex!!! I'll take 2 please Bob.

"

I will take it to go

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

No beating around the bush......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bless, I can smell the desperation from here.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me thanks.

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By *xxLandNxxxCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

As stated in your profile you’ve only had sex with your wife. Why not pay an escort if it’s just the experience of sleeping with another woman is what your after ?

I don’t condone cheating so being openly married and on here as a single would be a no from us anyway but it’s your life do as you please just hope your wife don’t end up getting hurt, Maybe be honest with her she might feel the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Would be a no from us too- don’t want to judge each person has own situation, we wouldn’t get involved with a married person whose partner doesn’t know they are here.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out! "

Wow, you ask a question and then when you get your answer nothing but rude.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Sorry no thank you….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

......and yet all these men still can't get even the tip wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pump you OP

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"No beating around the bush......"
Just telling the truth lol, No one knows you on here! Why be all nicey nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

......and yet all these men still can't get even the tip wet. "

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"I'll pump you OP "
Desperate muff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pump you OP Desperate muff lol"

Needs must.

I'd draw the line at you though.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ahh g’wan then I’ll do it

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"I'll pump you OP Desperate muff lol

Needs must.

I'd draw the line at you though."
Ditto....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m afraid it’s a no from me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahh g’wan then I’ll do it "

Hawd on a minute, I saw him first!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Sheesh... No thanks.

No to the "profile" if you can cal it that , no to the attitude and no to the rudeness.

Oh and no to the wife not knowing and no to the being seen as a tick in your box...

Watching with interest though....

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol. "

I shall join you

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ahh g’wan then I’ll do it

Hawd on a minute, I saw him first!"

Damn just missed out! Again

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"Sheesh... No thanks.

No to the "profile" if you can cal it that , no to the attitude and no to the rudeness.

Oh and no to the wife not knowing and no to the being seen as a tick in your box...

Watching with interest though....

"
Not even looking at your profile! So No chance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"I’m afraid it’s a no from me too. "
And the same to you dear, Happy fabbing

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Sometimes someone’s lack of success on Fab is self explanatory

Is not that, is more to see how does people react to different circumstances and that's hard to explain!

"

Well you didn't react great, did you. You asked a question, someone replied. You didn't like said reply so was rude to them then claimed it to be some sort of inequity and now some sort of social experiment when in reality you honestly didn't think someone was going to say no!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol "

It's not just his face that people will use to decide wether to meet him though. We're not all shallow fuck bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol "

Or he could look like it was set on fire and then put out with a golf shoe.

It's the wonder of Fab. We'll never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Or he could look like it was set on fire and then put out with a golf shoe.

It's the wonder of Fab. We'll never know."

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaawww...aren't you thoughtful?!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I get the impression that the OP may be a few sandwiches short of a picnic? Either that or part of the most woke crew in believing that a polite rejection surmounts to abuse of the highest order...

I shall spell it out for you OP. Just because people tell you "no" it doesn't mean they are egocenteic.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol "

Maybe it's the fact he's married and is here without his wife's knowledge, nothing to do with his looks.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"It's an insurmountable no from me, buddy

That's the problem on here, egocentric people! "

egocentric

/??g?'s?ntr?k,?i?g?'s?ntr?k/

Learn to pronounce

adjective

thinking only of oneself, without regard for the feelings or desires of others; self-centred.

"egocentric loners with an overinflated sense of self-worth"

I'd have to agree here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pump you OP "

Offer rescinded at 7.18am

You took too long to reply.

Back to ripping the heid aff it I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m afraid it’s a no from me too. And the same to you dear, Happy fabbing "

You are aware this is about the op not the person above?

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"It's an insurmountable no from me, buddy

That's the problem on here, egocentric people!

egocentric

/??g?'s?ntr?k,?i?g?'s?ntr?k/

Learn to pronounce

adjective

thinking only of oneself, without regard for the feelings or desires of others; self-centred.

"egocentric loners with an overinflated sense of self-worth"

I'd have to agree here "
Yes me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Maybe it's the fact he's married and is here without his wife's knowledge, nothing to do with his looks."

This absolutely.

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I just love the forums on this SEX site

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I just love the forums on this SEX site "

Why don't you fuck the OP, you seem to be his gallant defender lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Or he could look like it was set on fire and then put out with a golf shoe.

It's the wonder of Fab. We'll never know."

Lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I just love the forums on this SEX site "

Also what has it being a SEX site got to do with anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Maybe it's the fact he's married and is here without his wife's knowledge, nothing to do with his looks."

To be fair I did not read his profile, I was too distracted by the immediate scuffles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just love the forums on this SEX site "

Yeah, them always seem to be same... no sense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just love the forums on this SEX site

Why don't you fuck the OP, you seem to be his gallant defender lol "

Dying here lol

Sorry clicked wrong emoji last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Maybe it's the fact he's married and is here without his wife's knowledge, nothing to do with his looks.

To be fair I did not read his profile, I was too distracted by the immediate scuffles "

I read yours and meet absolutely zero of your criteria but you're gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Maybe it's the fact he's married and is here without his wife's knowledge, nothing to do with his looks.

To be fair I did not read his profile, I was too distracted by the immediate scuffles

I read yours and meet absolutely zero of your criteria but you're gorgeous "

Aw thank you, at least I know I am safe from fire and golf shoe treatment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol.

I shall join you "

Sweet or salted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just love the forums on this SEX site

Yeah, them always seem to be same... no sense!"

Dammit, I forgot the rules again, hang on

* knickers off, assumes position and expects a red raw pussy from not ever saying no..

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"egocentric

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means."

Inconthievable.

Winston

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

No thanks! Right age, wrong attitude! A cheat too

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF "

I love a bargain.

Pulling on my strapon and heading your way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF

I love a bargain.

Pulling on my strapon and heading your way... "

Can you get some lard, I need to lube up

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF

I love a bargain.

Pulling on my strapon and heading your way...

Can you get some lard, I need to lube up "

Popped into waitrose and picked up some Flora lite spray, I'm thinking posh wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just love the forums on this SEX site "

Just because it's a sex site, doesn't mean all the women want to have sex with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then OP, if all else fails luv, I’ll slip you a length.

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"This thread won’t end well so lemme grab the popcorn and watch lol.

I shall join you

Sweet or salted?"

Bit of both

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I just love the forums on this SEX site

Just because it's a sex site, doesn't mean all the women want to have sex with you. "

Woahhh....hold on!!

Let me just go through the Terms and Conditions. This isn't what I signed up for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are all saying no thanks but his hidden face may be really handsome, although it does not matter now as you all arguing lol

Maybe it's the fact he's married and is here without his wife's knowledge, nothing to do with his looks.

To be fair I did not read his profile, I was too distracted by the immediate scuffles "

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

God loves a trier and why not give him a go?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I would fuck you but your a long way away

In your dreams! Most of the people on here doesn't have the common sense, talking without sens! "

OP, you were upset by someone responding no thanks to you yet you respond this to someone else? No thank you would have been more polite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF

I love a bargain.

Pulling on my strapon and heading your way...

Can you get some lard, I need to lube up

Popped into waitrose and picked up some Flora lite spray, I'm thinking posh wank "

Ooooh I can see the veri now! 'This lady is seriously posh, can squirt Flora lite like a pro after I pumped her like a soap dispenser...Treat with respect or else'

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not enough knowledge of you OP

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Wait you were incredibly rude to Bluebell888 so I’ve rescinded my offer to have sex with your wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"egocentric

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inconthievable.

Winston "

You called?

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Well that went well..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green arrow...

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there


"I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF

I love a bargain.

Pulling on my strapon and heading your way...

Can you get some lard, I need to lube up

Popped into waitrose and picked up some Flora lite spray, I'm thinking posh wank

Ooooh I can see the veri now! 'This lady is seriously posh, can squirt Flora lite like a pro after I pumped her like a soap dispenser...Treat with respect or else' "

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

After reading this thread and looking at your profile it’s a big no thanks

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

No thankyou

happy swinging x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can offer you a five finger knuckle shuffle with a double hand shandy... Got a deal on this week with BOGOF

I love a bargain.

Pulling on my strapon and heading your way...

Can you get some lard, I need to lube up

Popped into waitrose and picked up some Flora lite spray, I'm thinking posh wank

Ooooh I can see the veri now! 'This lady is seriously posh, can squirt Flora lite like a pro after I pumped her like a soap dispenser...Treat with respect or else' "

I do like that sort of veri, like or else what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

Spot on mate.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Imagine getting a knock-back from such an eloquent chat up line. And, and the graceful way the OP accepted the said KB is beyond me.

Ladies of Fab you will look back and rue this day. The OP will get the last laugh when he is lying back in his wanking chariot having asixsome with Pammie and her sisters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

Spot on mate."

You’re obviously joking.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

I am gods gift and not it’s a swingers site

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

Spot on mate.

You’re obviously joking. "

Sadly I think not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

I am gods gift and not it’s a swingers site"

I mean technically women are god gift to men if you take the bible to heart,

Adam got lonely in the garden of Eden so God took a rib from Adam and made Eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

I am a gift, not necessarily from God but a gift nonetheless

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

I am gods gift and not it’s a swingers site"
Aye nae bother

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

Spot on mate.

You’re obviously joking.

Sadly I think not. "

I don't know why his toys have been thrown out of the pram, he only seems to be looking for guys.

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"Seem like this can be the best way to find out! "

No thanks.

Why not ask your wife??

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Green arrow..."

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"I just love the forums on this SEX site "

Another fabulous member.

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH


"Green arrow...

"

Indeed

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab "

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude?

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude

You don't see the whole picture! "

The whole picture?

A cheating man with a crap profile is asking for free sex and she said no.

What part of the picture are we missing??

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By *rMojoRisinMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Awfully nice of you to ask, but it’s a no from me.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Thank God for that!

Absolutely no need to be rude. You should show a bit more respect for what was a dignified rejection of you.

Ccouldn't agree more with you

So she hasn't been rude?

When was she rude can I ask op she respectfully sed no thanks you all I seen is you being rude also

You posted the thread if you can’t handle rejection then maybe you shouldn’t have asked

Also the forumite your speaking off is a lovely person inside and out

I never see her post anything bad and never see anyone have a bad word to say about her

Maybe you should apologise to her for being rude

You don't see the whole picture!

The whole picture?

A cheating man with a crap profile is asking for free sex and she said no.

What part of the picture are we missing??"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's funny that the vast majority said "no", but what if everyone took him up on his offer?!? He'd have his life and sole drained out of his japs eye.

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By *wesomeLolaCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

Could be a while before anyone tries this technique again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong."

Urgh

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll take one for the team...step into the breach etc

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m just waiting for ‘user no longer on site’….

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong."

Jealous?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules "

I forgot to read the rules again didn't I....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a no from me OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

Urgh

"

I presume that did not come out the way he meant it....at least I hope so.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

No thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules

I forgot to read the rules again didn't I.... "

Sshhh, just lie back and open your legs luv. No having your own mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

Jealous? "

Has anyone ever told you you're an absolute double for Divine? It's uncanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

I am gods gift and not it’s a swingers site

I mean technically women are god gift to men if you take the bible to heart,

Adam got lonely in the garden of Eden so God took a rib from Adam and made Eve"

Or was it not actually loneliness but rather being too lazy to do the housework?

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Maybe your wife would like sex with someone else too if she's only had sex with you OP, is she available?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

Jealous?

Has anyone ever told you you're an absolute double for Divine? It's uncanny."

Awww really, thanks. Love a drag queen and she is an ICON! I'm very flattered by your comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

I am gods gift and not it’s a swingers site

I mean technically women are god gift to men if you take the bible to heart,

Adam got lonely in the garden of Eden so God took a rib from Adam and made Eve

Or was it not actually loneliness but rather being too lazy to do the housework?

"

Or was it he was horny and the animals in Eden kept rejecting him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

Jealous?

Has anyone ever told you you're an absolute double for Divine? It's uncanny.

Awww really, thanks. Love a drag queen and she is an ICON! I'm very flattered by your comment. "

He's brilliant.

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"No thank you.x

Thank God for that!"

With an attitude like that, your not going to get very far even in the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong."

That's out of order

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules

I forgot to read the rules again didn't I....

Sshhh, just lie back and open your legs luv. No having your own mind "

Is ok. They don't want to have sex with me anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK everyone are better things to do than wasting your time with stupid things like this!

Can't believe it, no wonder these days things going wrong!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules

I forgot to read the rules again didn't I....

Sshhh, just lie back and open your legs luv. No having your own mind

Is ok. They don't want to have sex with me anyway "

Sex is dirty anyway, didn’t you learn that in Sunday school?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules

I forgot to read the rules again didn't I....

Sshhh, just lie back and open your legs luv. No having your own mind

Is ok. They don't want to have sex with me anyway

Sex is dirty anyway, didn’t you learn that in Sunday school?"

Don’t know about posh, but I was too busy blowing the _hoir boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site....

I am gods gift and not it’s a swingers site

I mean technically women are god gift to men if you take the bible to heart,

Adam got lonely in the garden of Eden so God took a rib from Adam and made Eve

Or was it not actually loneliness but rather being too lazy to do the housework?

Or was it he was horny and the animals in Eden kept rejecting him?"

Might have been the reason the animals were keen to get on the Ark

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

It's not a free sex site. It's a swingers site..massive diffrence.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"No thanks OP. Nothing personal, I just don't want to, and have the right to decide whose penis goes in my vagina.

Even on fab

Stop that silly talk posho, we’re sluts and up for it. Thems the rules

I forgot to read the rules again didn't I....

Sshhh, just lie back and open your legs luv. No having your own mind

Is ok. They don't want to have sex with me anyway

Sex is dirty anyway, didn’t you learn that in Sunday school?

Don’t know about posh, but I was too busy blowing the _hoir boys "

I’d expect nothing less from a jezebel like you!

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Oh the green arrow as someone said above...

Very enlightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

That's out of order "

Why? She loves them, she openly admits it, it's her thing. I meant if the OP can't make a shortlist of 5 or 6 guys he's doing something wrong.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Just say No .. or scroll down Some women on here think their Gods gift ! Its a free sex site...."

You see the issue here is not about saying no, in fact if we were all to follow the direction of the OP then it would appear that nobody/hardly anybody should have messaged at all.

He quite clearly asks who would have sex with him, not who wouldn’t.

Therefore, your comment as well crafted as it was is equally as irrelevant to the OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bluebell quite likes a gangbang or 2, so if she's not interested you're doing something wrong.

That's out of order

Why? She loves them, she openly admits it, it's her thing. I meant if the OP can't make a shortlist of 5 or 6 guys he's doing something wrong."

Just because she loves them, doesn’t mean she’ll have any man

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray

How did you come to the conclusion that everyone is egotistic?

I find that hilarious, the only one that's egotistic is you OP

You couldn't give a fuck about your wife. You are only thinking of yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just stood up and applauding the bravery of openly asking. Talk about setting yourself up for a massive burn session...

Unless of course you backed yourself for a different outcome which of course deserves further credit for sheer bravery.

I would cry for a week if I asked that question and got the expected responses haha.

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