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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right now?

I’ll have a cuppa please. But then I’m on a promise for later so win / win.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Tea please .

Don't have the energy for all that sex stuff

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

Show off! I'll take the sex first please, a cuppa can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea. If I lie very still and you provide the saucer could have both ?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

Tea, then sex, then more tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is that even a question .

Sex (then tea for recovery)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How is that even a question .

Sex (then tea for recovery)"

I know right?! But sometimes people totally shock me by answering “sex”. Nowt as queer as folk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tea. If I lie very still and you provide the saucer could have both ? "

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I’ve done nothing but drink tea.. might as well have another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. It has been too long.

Followed by tea.

Win win

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Tea please. I'm single and my son is home so no chance of any sex today.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yeah Tea please, I don’t have to have a shower to have a cup of tea.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take 2 sugars and milk in my tea please…

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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago

winterfell

I used to have an ex that used to give me blow jobs with a mouthful of warm tea. I'll pic that again please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both at the same time.... I am british after all!

Steve x

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Cuppa too hot to drink straight away so...........might as well let it cool somehow lol...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Who with ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now. Sex. I lusa coffe was offered instead of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffeeeeeee

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm a bit useless at getting hard in the morning, so I'll take tea, then a ride out on the bike, then I'll be ready for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now, a nice cup of tea and some cake. That can be the foreplay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. Already had sex and need to recover before next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea, it's hot and reliable

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Sex. Woke up with a "lust for life".

Then coffee. Then sex. Maybe a little someone to eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy George said that he prefered a cup of tea over sex...

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By *pYaMan
over a year ago

Ready…


"How is that even a question .

Sex (then tea for recovery)"

I’ll bring the biscuits

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Sex then tea

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'll have both on my sofa please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who with ?"

That’s a personal choice Granny.

In my case, a cuppa on my own or sex with anyone desperate / foolish enough to have me. To be fair they’re not setting the bar very high so you have to question them really

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I already have a nice cup of tea, so, pucker up and strip off please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now, a cuppa tea. But I could be swayed by a cheeky 5 minutes of sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right now, a cuppa tea. But I could be swayed by a cheeky 5 minutes of sex. "
m

It takes me 4 mins to drink my espresso, I could do both

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Tea as a bit parky out there at mo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emmm how about sex then tea then more sex that more tea

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By *just.meMan
over a year ago

hartlepool

Sex over everything

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Who with ?

That’s a personal choice Granny.

In my case, a cuppa on my own or sex with anyone desperate / foolish enough to have me. To be fair they’re not setting the bar very high so you have to question them really "

Okay. Personal choice means....

Sex.

There'd be tea on the side tho ...... maybes with one of those little silicon lids on to keep it toasty while 'my choice' wore himself ragged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had tea, now what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink tea so I'll have the sex then a coffee

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Lemsip for me please

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so far on the tea side I’ll make all y’all teas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take sex now and I am on a promise later too... always time for a tea break

NBVN x

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A tea and a coffee please, the sex has just been had

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a big hot steamy mug of tea please!

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By *exbot 1Man
over a year ago

Chester le street

Just had booster so tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, definitely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s always half cup of tea, sex, think about tea, round two then tea no?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Tea ...far less faffing about getting ready

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

Having a lovely cup of tea now,and also have a solo sex meet planned tonight

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Sex...and then tea, to calm my inner self. But none of that Red Bush nonsense; I like my tea smooth.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Sex I don’t drink tea x

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm on my second of the day.

Cup of tea, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t drink a tea so unless is coffee will take a good sex

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

We have done the first but and are now sat drinking a cup of tea and catching up on Strictly.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns

Sex, then a nice warm snuggle with a cup of tea.

Repeat until dinner time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard one . Yorkshire tea or sex hmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, it would have to be the best cuppa in the world. Anyone who uses the phrase ‘this is better than sex’ just isn’t doing it right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take tea as no sex for a few more weeks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex whilst the kettle boils.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please. White no sugar.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Sex whilst the kettle boils."

That would be ephemeral if it's a "rapid boil" kettle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea together then sex & repeat..

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/11/21 13:33:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had tea, so ready for sloshing soundtrack in my stomach with every thrust

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Right now, a nice cup of tea and some cake. That can be the foreplay. "

...someone mentioned cake ...with tea and sex

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s cold so I’ll have the tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had tea, so ready for sloshing soundtrack in my stomach with every thrust "

Schloop, schloop ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd go for the tea actually. But once I've had that I might be up for some sex.

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By *ukkake coupleCouple
over a year ago

herts

Tea. Strong. No sugar white mug

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By *enrydarrenMan
over a year ago

Harrow Weald

So cold I'm having a Yorkshire T

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Just a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually, on second thoughts, I'll shag anyone who'll bring my hungover ass cups of tea today.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Just had tea, so ready for sloshing soundtrack in my stomach with every thrust

Schloop, schloop ..."

Ba doop,

Schloop ba doop...

LvM

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Cup of tea.. I’m too bloody cold and need a victim in mind to feel frisky!!!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Cup of tea.. I’m too bloody cold and need a victim in mind to feel frisky!!! "

... 'a victim'

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I'd rather have a coffee. I'm not much of a tea drinker, and as for sex... I try not to want what I can't have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My winky is so cold, I think I’d have sex with the cuppa just to warm him up again.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

What about a nice spooning session and then a cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please and a couple of biscuits or a hot mince pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it back to front. I did DIY, then sex.....well with my own hand and just had a cuppa now

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Both

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Watch you don't spill it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have tea and oral instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oohh sex please.. Then tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, tea - check

Sex - check

More tea - check

So I guess it’s the turn of sex again? Nah, scrub that, another tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could I have tea and oral instead?"

Give me half an hour for a quick gentleman’s wash under the taps, a gargle of mouthwash, and I’ll be right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh tea please

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

What's sex but will have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and a Pepsi please, I'm greedy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I got one of those travel cups with the lid, so we can have both. Safety first.

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Would love a cuppa right now, if anyone's putting the kettle on....

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Too late for tea now, let’s fuck

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By *outhwest_shoesellerWoman
over a year ago

North Somerset

Sex, always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another tea please. I spilled the first one.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll have tea...unless it's a repeat of the great sex I had last night

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Reminds me of my one and only visit to Cupids; no sex, but two great cups of tea

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By *heekyDannyMan
over a year ago

North West

Little milk, no sugar please

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe


" Reminds me of my one and only visit to Cupids; no sex, but two great cups of tea "

Sounds like a typical club night to me

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t like tea, so sex it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *ohnnyGentMan
over a year ago

london

This time of night - sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tay please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could I have tea and oral instead?

Give me half an hour for a quick gentleman’s wash under the taps, a gargle of mouthwash, and I’ll be right there "

You spoil me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex then a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not getting any sex,,, so a cup of tea it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had my tea…… I'll probably just have another cup of tea then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex. But alas, I’ll put the kettle on again

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Kettles is on here this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Bunch of tea totallers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Bunch of tea totallers "

Hubby says his is a Coors lol x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Bunch of tea totallers

Hubby says his is a Coors lol x"

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Both b4 during and after lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cofffee please.

no sex here i'm british

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about sex with a T(EA)Girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, sex again, wet spunky sex...

Cup of tea when I wake up!

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge

Massively depends on the tea. Standard UK cuppa (cheapest teabag, water, milk) - no thanks. My tea (leaf blend of lapsang, Earl Grey and Assam, no milk, tiny dash of lemon juice) then that first then the sex and tea again afterwards, please.

Offers to the Inbox.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about sex with a T(EA)Girl?"

Nicely done

Ive just made a coffee and I dont want it to go cold

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Coffee, sex, then more coffee would be great Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee, sex, then more coffee would be great Miss pc "

Now we're talking....and some of those bicotti biscuits

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’ve just had a cuppa, so…….

Ladies……brace yourselves!!

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(for a massive disappointment )

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I want both!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Coffee first please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink far too much tea. I can't say that about sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall stick the kettle on ! Who’s for a cuppa

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

Tea only if it comes with biscuits.......the GOOD biscuits ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea only...

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Tea only... "
lets keep each other warm in bed

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Anyone fancy putting the kettle on?

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By *eandher4and9Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Both please x and some jaffa cakes would be good x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Gasping...

.... for a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I wish I was close enough geographically to a friend who could do with a teapot.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

People don’t tend to appreciate you dunking your biscuit in the sex, so tea for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fancy hot chocolate pleeeeease with cream on, them little caramel crumbles, chocolate dust stuff on and a Belgium chocolate dribble swirl thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again. Sex….but alas it will be a beer then. I mean a coffee

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Neither.

If there's a coffee or hot chocolate going then I'll have one of those please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither.

If there's a coffee or hot chocolate going then I'll have one of those please."

#HotChocGang

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

There's no contest I hate tea so it must be sex ......followed by coffee

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"People don’t tend to appreciate you dunking your biscuit in the sex, so tea for me"

... that would be a most curious fetish, and maybe one not endorsed by Cadburys fingers

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Do I have to choose.. can I not just have both? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither.

If there's a coffee or hot chocolate going then I'll have one of those please."

I’ve recently invested in some mint and orange syrups (separately.. that’s 2 different syrups not some crazy minty / fruit mash up syrup! ) to vajazzle my seasonal hot chocolates. Going to get some Gingerbread syrup too for the festive full set!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Just a cuppa for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this some kind of sick joke???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How is that even a question .

Sex (then tea for recovery)"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this some kind of sick joke???

"

Coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there cake with the tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this some kind of sick joke???

Coffee."

You had us in the first half

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa. Hopefully sex is on the agenda for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it’s strong and sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea now, sex later .... then another tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea now, sex later .... then another tea."

Like your style !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink tea as such , if sex is involved I'm a water person but hey if the lady wants tea or coffee ..tea or coffee is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tea now, sex later .... then another tea.

Like your style !

"

Thanks, maybe a cheeky biscuit too.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea

Biscuits

Sex

More tea

More biscuits

More sex

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By *ugsly95Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Can I have coffee instead not a fan of tea

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'd prefer a coffee please. A decent full flavoured coffee bean, cappuccino or sometimes espresso. Maybe a slice of cake to go with it.

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By *el13ABCMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Ill take the sex don't drink tea

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Sex I'll make the tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

Depends when, if it's 7am weekdays then I think I'd go for a cup of tea before work.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I don't drink tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be good sex to give up a cup of tea.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sex please.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sex is sometimes filthy, tea is always filth..

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea please but, only if it comes with a biscuit.

Otherwise, sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28 was later ..(sounds like a film ) did anyone get a brew?

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

I am at office right now. Will go for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok this one I’m going with tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok this one I’m going with tea. "
I mean sex. Shit

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Im Irish it will be a cup of tae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good choices everyone

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