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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Stick loaves

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Invented kissing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Garlic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Poncy cheese on toast

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Invented condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked with us on Concorde

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mucked up the English language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of their fine countrymen makes me coffee in bed every morning

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Created Cap D'agde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Le Tour & Le Mans. Love the country, love the language (even though I don't speak it), so many good memories of times in France

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Created Cap D'agde "

This

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The pencil in 1795

The pencil sharpener 1828

Braille in 1825

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

They made cake shop sound so much sexier

K

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"Created Cap D'agde

This"

And this again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amélie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/NINOxRxze9k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great food, great sexy accents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start the greatest sporting event in history.

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

Summer chaos at ports

Lessons in how to really throw a strop

How to look cool smoking a cigarette

Brigitte Bardot

Gave us the Dordogne

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Invented photography

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Invested restaurants

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Fashion

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Too many amazing french artists and fashion designers to name, but all of them! Of course John Paul Gaultier has to get a mention for style and perfume mmm! Miss Pc

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Louis Pasteur invented vaccination

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By *asques and boxersCouple
over a year ago

Ashford and dept16

Marie and Pierre Curie read it up quite a few cancer survivors say thanks.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"The pencil in 1795

The pencil sharpener 1828

Braille in 1825"

So 33 years of blunt pencils.

Fucking French

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Je t'aime

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Many of the sexiest women on earth.

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Can’t believe no one has mentioned it yet… WINE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of their fine countrymen makes me coffee in bed every morning "

Isn't that a bit messy? Surely better made in the kitchen?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can’t believe no one has mentioned it yet… WINE!"

Fromage !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citroen ds23....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Je t'aime "

Not without a lot of help from Ms Birkin.

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Feck all ! Except hold our island to ransom with sea blockades, air traffic controller strikes, LET thousands of illegal immigrants leave France cos they don't want them either (despite being given MILLIONS to police their shores).

Oh and f*ck our fishermen over :- *-

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The beret... Stripy shirts... Le weekend... Le guillotine... La revolution...les miserables...Marcel marceau... Pepe le pieux... Lingerie... Those toilets you have to squat over... Bikinis... Boursin... Croissant... Le pissoir... Eric Cantona...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Betty Blue

Daft Punk

Spiral

Croissants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The musketeers

Public nude female statues and posters

Pathe news - every newsreel began with a giant cock.

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

They have a grail..

well they said they do.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

The French have not really done much for us, but we have done lots for them and they still don't like us

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That bar room sexy fight dance where they wear stripey jumpers and stab each other

Ello ello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave us about a third of our language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Les miserables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hundred Years War

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thierry Henri.

Fred from First Dates

What more do you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented cinema with the Lumiere Brothers and re-invented it with the New Wave.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

The Normans in 1066

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The Normans in 1066"

Were they all called Norman do you think?

Must have caused confusion when their mums were calling them in for dinner.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Normans in 1066

Were they all called Norman do you think?

Must have caused confusion when their mums were calling them in for dinner."

I reckon they did and then it all became, Norman the butcher, Norman the executioner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Normans in 1066

Were they all called Norman do you think?

Must have caused confusion when their mums were calling them in for dinner.

I reckon they did and then it all became, Norman the butcher, Norman the executioner "

The clever ones were called Norman Wisdom

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Normans in 1066

Were they all called Norman do you think?

Must have caused confusion when their mums were calling them in for dinner.

I reckon they did and then it all became, Norman the butcher, Norman the executioner

The clever ones were called Norman Wisdom "

Oh well played

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The Normans in 1066

Were they all called Norman do you think?

Must have caused confusion when their mums were calling them in for dinner.

I reckon they did and then it all became, Norman the butcher, Norman the executioner "

Norman the Aromatherapist, Norman the cat juggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Galettes!

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local


"The Normans in 1066"

So established the aristocracy?

Stop repressing me!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"The Normans in 1066

Were they all called Norman do you think?

Must have caused confusion when their mums were calling them in for dinner."

Some of them married ladies called Dee...and then decided to Aller across La manche to the cliffs blanc And hence the norm and Dee landings.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

French knickers...

Fromage frais...

Le pimpernel scarlet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Citroen ds23.... "

*good shout

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

They gave us the letter 'h'.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"The Normans in 1066

So established the aristocracy?

Stop repressing me!"

Wasn't there a little skirmish between a king Harold and a Duke of Normandy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great food, great sexy accents "

Ooooooohhh jeez No I don't find their accent sexy at all

& Most seem so serious...no fun at all ha...I find them very Non sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They gave us Fabulous & Bearded

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Hairy armpits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invented the progressive lens

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Rabies

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By *ovespudsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Frogs legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They gave us the famous Gascoyne da-parmentarie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They gave us the famous Gascoyne da-parmentarie!"
OK..he doesn't exist!

la resistance

The resistance!

Vive la Francais!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"They gave us the famous Gascoyne da-parmentarie!OK..he doesn't exist!

la resistance

The resistance!

Vive la Francais!!"

Well Vive indeed and an eclaire for both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No body's mentioned it yet but surely the best thing to come out of France is the tunnel heading home

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Le metre

And stinky unpasteurised cheeses

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Stick loaves"

What did you ever do for us?

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"Gave us about a third of our language"

Surely it all derives from Latin and Greek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Souplesse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to copy are mustard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Normans in 1066"

So stopped us being German by making us french.

Frying pan, fire?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puy Du Fou

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Fun hot hatchbacks.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The pencil in 1795

The pencil sharpener 1828

Braille in 1825"

33 years just to invent a pencil sharpener ?

I admire that they revolted against mistreatment of the masses...

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By *xhibitionisticvoyeurMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Gave us about a third of our language

Surely it all derives from Latin and Greek. "

Ultimately, but so much variation happened in the 600 or so years between the fall of the roman empire and Great Britain being conquered by the Normans that it makes no difference. (also greek only comes to us through Latin.)

We only have so many Greek and Latin derived words because poshos used it to name everything during the enlightenment.

Its a bit like you and your second cousin twice removed looking completely different despite having the same great great grandparents.

Did you ever wonder why we call a cow beef once we cook it but not before? That's the French's fault. (and about a million other things like that too!).

Language relationships are really intetesting and rarely simple. I'll stop before I get too carried away (might be too late...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackpool tower, because we would never have only got as far as erecting the steel before we gave up if the french hadn’t done it first.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Frogs legs "

Hop over here and make us a butty .. there's a luv

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed


"The Normans in 1066

So stopped us being German by making us french.

Frying pan, fire?"

Well the British are excellent at adopting other cultures.

The national dish is India, the national crop is from South America, the national language is from everywhere.

The genetics of the nation are so mixed who the feck knows where we originate from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Letters

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The French have not really done much for us, but we have done lots for them and they still don't like us"

We have ? such as ?

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By *harlotteBigBoobsWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Braille

Hairdryers ( couldn't live without my hairdryer)

Peugeot cars (my car a Peugeot )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The French have not really done much for us, but we have done lots for them and they still don't like us"

Care to elaborate on all three of your incorrect points ?!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"The Normans in 1066

So stopped us being German by making us french.

Frying pan, fire?

Well the British are excellent at adopting other cultures.

The national dish is India, the national crop is from South America, the national language is from everywhere.

The genetics of the nation are so mixed who the feck knows where we originate from. "

I got a rapid fire history lesson on this.

To be a true Briton you'd of had to come from the North West (Carlisle area), otherwise if you're more towards the south and midlands you were likely to be a Celt. If you're Scottish you were likely to be a Pict.

Then the Romans arrived, did their Romany things and inter-bred with the native population, fast forward when they left, the Saxons arrived, they settled, did Saxony things until the Vikings arrived and conquered vast areas of England & Ireland.

Saxon defeat Viking, Saxon defeated by Norman and here we are.

It's suffice to say we're, in his word, a "Mongrel Breed" Though saying that, in my area there's still a heavy Roman/Saxon/Viking presence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Normans in 1066

So stopped us being German by making us french.

Frying pan, fire?

Well the British are excellent at adopting other cultures.

The national dish is India, the national crop is from South America, the national language is from everywhere.

The genetics of the nation are so mixed who the feck knows where we originate from.

I got a rapid fire history lesson on this.

To be a true Briton you'd of had to come from the North West (Carlisle area), otherwise if you're more towards the south and midlands you were likely to be a Celt. If you're Scottish you were likely to be a Pict.

Then the Romans arrived, did their Romany things and inter-bred with the native population, fast forward when they left, the Saxons arrived, they settled, did Saxony things until the Vikings arrived and conquered vast areas of England & Ireland.

Saxon defeat Viking, Saxon defeated by Norman and here we are.

It's suffice to say we're, in his word, a "Mongrel Breed" Though saying that, in my area there's still a heavy Roman/Saxon/Viking presence. "

Depends what you mean by a 'true Briton'? Wouldn't the Celts have considered themselves as belonging here first?

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By *harl and Good ladyCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Lol love it...??

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"The Normans in 1066

So stopped us being German by making us french.

Frying pan, fire?

Well the British are excellent at adopting other cultures.

The national dish is India, the national crop is from South America, the national language is from everywhere.

The genetics of the nation are so mixed who the feck knows where we originate from.

I got a rapid fire history lesson on this.

To be a true Briton you'd of had to come from the North West (Carlisle area), otherwise if you're more towards the south and midlands you were likely to be a Celt. If you're Scottish you were likely to be a Pict.

Then the Romans arrived, did their Romany things and inter-bred with the native population, fast forward when they left, the Saxons arrived, they settled, did Saxony things until the Vikings arrived and conquered vast areas of England & Ireland.

Saxon defeat Viking, Saxon defeated by Norman and here we are.

It's suffice to say we're, in his word, a "Mongrel Breed" Though saying that, in my area there's still a heavy Roman/Saxon/Viking presence.

Depends what you mean by a 'true Briton'? Wouldn't the Celts have considered themselves as belonging here first?"

Potentially, yes. I suppose I could be referring to the Ancient Britons. But is a shame we don't have records going back before the Celts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chablis

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"The Normans in 1066

So stopped us being German by making us french.

Frying pan, fire?

Well the British are excellent at adopting other cultures.

The national dish is India, the national crop is from South America, the national language is from everywhere.

The genetics of the nation are so mixed who the feck knows where we originate from.

I got a rapid fire history lesson on this.

To be a true Briton you'd of had to come from the North West (Carlisle area), otherwise if you're more towards the south and midlands you were likely to be a Celt. If you're Scottish you were likely to be a Pict.

Then the Romans arrived, did their Romany things and inter-bred with the native population, fast forward when they left, the Saxons arrived, they settled, did Saxony things until the Vikings arrived and conquered vast areas of England & Ireland.

Saxon defeat Viking, Saxon defeated by Norman and here we are.

It's suffice to say we're, in his word, a "Mongrel Breed" Though saying that, in my area there's still a heavy Roman/Saxon/Viking presence.

Depends what you mean by a 'true Briton'? Wouldn't the Celts have considered themselves as belonging here first?"

Wasn't that the Norman test?

Norman of thr tebbits that is.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"They gave us Fabulous & Bearded "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pencil in 1795

The pencil sharpener 1828

Braille in 1825

So 33 years of blunt pencils.

Fucking French "

pmsl

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"They gave us Fabulous & Bearded

"

Was just going to say that

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They gave us Alain delon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gave us about a third of our language

Surely it all derives from Latin and Greek.

Ultimately, but so much variation happened in the 600 or so years between the fall of the roman empire and Great Britain being conquered by the Normans that it makes no difference. (also greek only comes to us through Latin.)

We only have so many Greek and Latin derived words because poshos used it to name everything during the enlightenment.

Its a bit like you and your second cousin twice removed looking completely different despite having the same great great grandparents.

Did you ever wonder why we call a cow beef once we cook it but not before? That's the French's fault. (and about a million other things like that too!).

Language relationships are really intetesting and rarely simple. I'll stop before I get too carried away (might be too late...) "

Yeah mostly Latin/Germanic/French with some viking.

Also spoken language had a different evolution than written language thanks to the upper classes only speaking French for a while (and the peasants ignoring them!)

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Gallic shruging?

David Ginola?

Fred what's -his-face off that dating programe where they eat food/drink & talk & then decide if they date again?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Carla Bruni

Letitia Casta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catherine Denueuve..she's ALL they needed to produce!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Gallic shruging?

David Ginola?

Fred what's -his-face off that dating programe where they eat food/drink & talk & then decide if they date again?

"

I like Fred and garlic

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Carla Bruni

Letitia Casta "

Carla's Italian. She only married a Frenchie. (Lucky her) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catherine Denueuve..she's ALL they needed to produce!"
Apart from her as a sideline NO ONE produces sexy comedy like the French!

Allo Allo..was homage!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Carla Bruni

Letitia Casta

Carla's Italian. She only married a Frenchie. (Lucky her) x"

Oops x

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Gave Del Boy half of his vocabulary.

“Mange tout Rodney”

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Jean Dujardin - sexiest Man alive?

Jean Reno

Audrey Fleurot

David Ginola -2nd sexiest Man alive

Oh, and just that innate sexiness they have. X

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Brigitte Bardot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brigitte Bardot"

Jean Paul Belmondo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo"

Simone signoret

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

They invented the blowjob!

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over a year ago


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret "

Juliette Binoche

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret

Juliette Binoche"

Leoblooms

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea


"Invented condoms"

Well you learn something new every day. I was always led to believe that the condom was invented by Casanova, using a sheep's bladder held in place by a silk ribbon, but I could be wrong. XX

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret

Juliette Binoche"

Not a patch on Audrey Fleurot, Leo. Google her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret

Juliette Binoche

Not a patch on Audrey Fleurot, Leo. Google her x"

Thanks Red x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret

Juliette Binoche

Not a patch on Audrey Fleurot, Leo. Google her x"

Stunning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Potentially, yes. I suppose I could be referring to the Ancient Britons. But is a shame we don't have records going back before the Celts. "

I think the theory before that involves people walking across Doggerland (the same place that gets mentioned on the Radio 4 shipping forecast!)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret

Juliette Binoche

Not a patch on Audrey Fleurot, Leo. Google her x

Stunning xx"

I've got a massive girl crush on her, Yasmeen x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Brigitte Bardot

Jean Paul Belmondo

Simone signoret

Juliette Binoche

Not a patch on Audrey Fleurot, Leo. Google her x

Stunning xx

I've got a massive girl crush on her, Yasmeen x"

Shes beautiful xxx

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Can Can......

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne

Inspector Clouseau

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Potentially, yes. I suppose I could be referring to the Ancient Britons. But is a shame we don't have records going back before the Celts.

I think the theory before that involves people walking across Doggerland (the same place that gets mentioned on the Radio 4 shipping forecast!)"

Oooh I wondered where dogger was and bight too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whine "

Terrible weather today

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Pain au raisins....

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

They gave the best national anthem..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Whine

Terrible weather today"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5% of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They produced the odd good mathematician: Pascal, Fourier, Laplace, Poisson, to name but a few.

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

And there’s me

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Fish (Marillion), singing:-

"J'entend ton coeur" - I Hear your heart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Francoise Hardy

Audrey Tautou

Audrey Fleurot

Cabernet Sauvignon

Champagne

Daft Punk

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By *takerMan
over a year ago

gosport

Surprisingly NOT the white flag. That was Chile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Invested restaurants "

They invested in restaurants, true but the Chinese beat them by about 600-700 years on inventing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Louis Pasteur invented vaccination"

I believe that would be pasteurisation.

An English doctor by the name of Edward Jenner is credited with the invention of vaccination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telephone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Djimi Traore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone"

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell."

That had the ring of truth about it.

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over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell."

I didn't say THE telephone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Gave us Fabulous and Bearded.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"They produced the odd good mathematician: Pascal, Fourier, Laplace, Poisson, to name but a few. "

Pierre de Fermat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

I didn't say THE telephone. "

Was there a particular one you had in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

That had the ring of truth about it."

Touche!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

That had the ring of truth about it.

Touche!"

Merci, Mon Frere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

I didn't say THE telephone.

Was there a particular one you had in mind?"

Well they were more of a band than a means of communication.

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By *exySquirrelsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Can’t believe no one has mentioned it yet… WINE!

Fromage !"

An iconic pairing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

I didn't say THE telephone.

Was there a particular one you had in mind?

Well they were more of a band than a means of communication. "

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Napoleon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The French gave us beautiful baguettes that come in many shapes and sizes and let's not forget they also gave us the sexiest baguette salesman to ever bless us with his freshly baked goods

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Gallic shruging?

David Ginola?

Fred what's -his-face off that dating programe where they eat food/drink & talk & then decide if they date again?

I like Fred and garlic "

Garlic Fred....... it's the future !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather remember what a young French girl did for me back in the 1970s...

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Telephone

I believe this is credited to a Scotsman, Alexander Graham Bell.

I didn't say THE telephone.

Was there a particular one you had in mind?

Well they were more of a band than a means of communication. "

I love Telephone

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"...Marcel marceau...

"

Technically, we gave the world Marcel, as he was a struggling artiste when he managed to engineer a meeting with Stan Laurel when L&H were touring Europe.

Stan became a big fan, friend and mentor, helping to propel Marcel to global fame...and as Stan was born in Ulverston in Cumbria, Britain can very tenuously claim to have given the world, and France their most famous mine

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"they also gave us the sexiest baguette salesman to ever bless us with his freshly baked goods "

Mr Greggs French?

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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago

hidden location

Was the setting for a little Gaulish village that refused to be conquered by Rome...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

French kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bagwetts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well...one that's on here fucked my brains out a few times which I loved so in my experience they are lovely!!

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Floyd on France. Best cookery series ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moule frite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filled up a thread.(nearly)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oo lala

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

...and Marc Dorcell...Good films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have berets and strings of onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marcel Proust

Albert Camus

Giants of literature.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Sold flick knives, flick combs and bangers to kids on school trips.

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon


"Zero"

That's was the Indians

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They gave us Fabulous and Bearded.

Nuff said

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Joan of Arc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knights Templars

French beans

French toast

French (oral)

The Statue of Liberty

Frenching (google it, automotive and the dirty stuff)

French drains

The Can Can

Moulin Rouge

Dirty films classed as art

The white flag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Syphilis, also known as the French disease (not me personally though )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jean Renoir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thin chips

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