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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BLOKE WALKS IN TO A PUB AND ASKS 4 12 VODKAS, THE BARMAN LINES THEM UP AND WATCHES HIM KNOCK EM BACK. FUCKIN HELL MATE ! WHAT IS THE CELBRATION . I VE JUST HAD MY FIRST BLOW JOB, THE BARMAN CONGRATULATES HIM. LET ME BUY U ANOTHER NAH! FUCKIT. IF 12 DONT THE TASTE AWAY, 13 AINT GONNA IS IT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, i'm nicking that hun, i like it!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The taste of what? I don't get it???

Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The taste of what? I don't get it???

Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really."

hahahah ya big dope lol

the bloke wanted to get rid of the taste with vodke coz hes just given someone a blow jog lol

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blow job i meant lol

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

lmao blow jog is a new one!! May have to try it out lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus


"lmao blow jog is a new one!! May have to try it out lol

"

How would that work then?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"lmao blow jog is a new one!! May have to try it out lol

How would that work then?"

Not sure... im thinking skateboard! lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"The taste of what? I don't get it???

Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really."

straight over there head mate ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The taste of what? I don't get it???

Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really."

You are a bad man, hook line and sinker, cant believe they fell for that one Wishmaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The taste of what? I don't get it???

Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really.

You are a bad man, hook line and sinker, cant believe they fell for that one Wishmaster "

hehehehehehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lmao blow jog is a new one!! May have to try it out lol

How would that work then?

Not sure... im thinking skateboard! lol"

ha ha so funny we are laughing so much at the image we are crying x

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By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

A duck walk into a bar.....

Got any bread?

Barman says no.

Got any bread?

No.

Got any bread?

No.

Got any bread?

Barman says no we havent.

Got any bread?

Barman say ask me again and i will nail your fcukin beak to the bar you irritating b4$tard of a bird....

Got nay nails?

NO! says the barman.

Got any bread?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I love that duck joke lol

Man kills a deer,brings it home and cooks it for dinner but does'nt tell the children what it is.He told them he would give them a clue..."its what your mum calls me sometimes"

The little girl cries out" don't eat it..its an arsehole!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WALKERS ARE TO ADD A NEW FLAVOUR OF CRISPS TO THEIR RANGE, "SEMEN FLAVOUR"

THEY WILL MARKETED AS "DIET CRISPS AS 97.8% OF WOMEN WILL SPIT THEM OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthdays

the rich man says "i got my wife a brand new BMW & a diamond ring,that way if she doesnt like the ring she can take it back in her BMW and still be happy"

the poor man says "i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo,that way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f*ck herself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and as 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck

doctor asks what happened to you???

well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows

i found one stuck in a cows fanny,i yelled to my wife 'this one looks like yours', and i dont remember much after that

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over a year ago


"a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and as 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck

doctor asks what happened to you???

well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows

i found one stuck in a cows fanny,i yelled to my wife 'this one looks like yours', and i dont remember much after that"

ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and as 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck

doctor asks what happened to you???

well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows

i found one stuck in a cows fanny,i yelled to my wife 'this one looks like yours', and i dont remember much after that

ROFL "

does that mean roll about the floor laffin??? lol

peanut

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

how can tell if a bikers enjoyed his ride?? by counting the bugs in his teeth. !!!

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham


"The taste of what? I don't get it???

Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really.

straight over there head mate ...lol"
thought it went in his mouth pmsl

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By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

A survey in the paper today, apparently 6 out of 7 dwarves arent happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A married couple are lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times,but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man goes in to bedroom and sees his wife ramming the Beano up her fanny.

" what's wrong with your vibrator?" he asks.

She replies " Nothing, you stupid twat!, Its fucking Comic Relief Day!!"

KateX

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