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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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over a year ago

I have a dishwasher for that

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I have a dishwasher for that

Must be huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bath this evening but it's already starting to smell like sour milky tuna with a bit of mould.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Twice"

You sure

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I had a bath this evening but it's already starting to smell like sour milky tuna with a bit of mould."

oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"No."

The stench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

The stench

Like peeling a babybel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"No.

The stench

Like peeling a babybel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like in the past week or what ?

Be more specific Yasmeen

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Like in the past week or what ?

Be more specific Yasmeen

Today xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a bath this evening but it's already starting to smell like sour milky tuna with a bit of mould."

lolololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like in the past week or what ?

Be more specific Yasmeen

Today xx"

Na it’s been a balls out day !

I’ll keep you updated

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg"

Feel what

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Like in the past week or what ?

Be more specific Yasmeen

Today xx

Na it’s been a balls out day !

I’ll keep you updated

Saucy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg

Feel what "

My bits

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes but I can already feel them sticking to the side of my leg

Feel what

My balls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

Vile creature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, with hand sanitizer before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like in the past week or what ?

Be more specific Yasmeen

Today xx

Na it’s been a balls out day !

I’ll keep you updated

Saucy xx"

If you say so !

I’ll give you hour by hour commentary if your that intrigued!

Actually Now I feel obliged to

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Nah they self-clean after a couple of weeks anyway.

Not long til Christmas Eve and my yearly bath now anyway.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

Vile creature

I'm not vile nor a creature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

Liar

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Like in the past week or what ?

Be more specific Yasmeen

Today xx

Na it’s been a balls out day !

I’ll keep you updated

Saucy xx

If you say so !

I’ll give you hour by hour commentary if your that intrigued!

Actually Now I feel obliged to

I'm not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

Vile creature

I'm not vile nor a creature "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!"

I don’t want COVID cock

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

Vile creature

I'm not vile nor a creature

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!

I don’t want COVID cock

You've had it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

Vile creature

I'm not vile nor a creature

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Have you yas? You can borrow my flannel

Mine are filthy

Vile creature

I'm not vile nor a creature

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Yes... they auger well.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes... they auger well.

Auger?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm about to give 'em a quick once over in the sink actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!

I don’t want COVID cock

You've had it"

I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have splashed a bit of water over them!

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!

I don’t want COVID cock

You've had it

I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it

So your now a mrs?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I'm about to give 'em a quick once over in the sink actually

Xxx

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

It takes a while

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!

I don’t want COVID cock

You've had it

I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it

So your now a mrs?"

A Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

In colour you can see the rash all over it

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes, with hand sanitizer before

may as well use Deep Heat!!!!!

I don’t want COVID cock

You've had it

I know. They had to chop the first 6” off it

So your now a mrs?

A Miss

Ok girl x

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Yes... they auger well.

Auger?"

A type of drill bit used for drilling wood. It's a play on the word 'augur'.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

Veiny

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"It takes a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

In colour you can see the rash all over it

Extra hand sanitiser required then. Probably best to burn all the alcohol off with a blow torch for extra sterility

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

Veiny "

Like a subway map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

In colour you can see the rash all over it

Extra hand sanitiser required then. Probably best to burn all the alcohol off with a blow torch for extra sterility

It seems to be working cause it’s starting to flake now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

Veiny

Like a subway map

Cockfosters?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas? "

Yes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, and moisturised.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Yes, and moisturised.

Knew it xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

In colour you can see the rash all over it

Extra hand sanitiser required then. Probably best to burn all the alcohol off with a blow torch for extra sterility

It seems to be working cause it’s starting to flake now "

Make sure you keep all the bits in an envelope. Once the flaking stops, piece it all back together to make sure you covers the whole member

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over a year ago

"Mystique, yours looks fusty. It's all black 'n' white

Veiny

Like a subway map

Cockfosters?"

Yes

*after i googled it*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just now

We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Just now

We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Just now

We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence

Wrong fucking emoji

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a dishwasher for that

Must be huge

It's dishwasher safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just now

We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence

Wrong fucking emoji

Stop swearing

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Just now

We’re both as clean as a whistle and have provided the evidence

Wrong fucking emoji

Stop swearing

Sorry x

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I have a dishwasher for that

Must be huge

It's dishwasher safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the sink every morning, its a Belfast sink, just saying

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over a year ago

"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas?

Yes x"

What happens if I haven't?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"In the sink every morning, its a Belfast sink, just saying

But it says you're in Glasgow

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas?

Yes x

What happens if I haven't?

Il bring a gas mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the sink every morning, its a Belfast sink, just saying

But it says you're in Glasgow

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Have balls will travel

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits?

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By *wesomeLolaCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Buckinghamshire

Yes, at the end of every month, whether they need it or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes... they auger well.

Auger?"

Tool for drilling holes?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits?

Do your balls hang low enough for the whole surface area to be splish-splashed?

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over a year ago

"Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits?

Do your balls hang low enough for the whole surface area to be splish-splashed?"

Most of the time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Does a Poseidon’s kiss count as washing your bits?

Do your balls hang low enough for the whole surface area to be splish-splashed?

Most of the time

Just use one of those cloths they run snooker balls with. Nice and shiny

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over a year ago

"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas?

Yes x

What happens if I haven't?

Il bring a gas mask"

And there's me hoping you wash me.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've been so busy today I actually can't remember, would you like to check for me Yas?

Yes x

What happens if I haven't?

Il bring a gas mask

And there's me hoping you wash me. "

I will xx

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Not yet

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Not yet"

ok x

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