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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Turns out Busty Belle and I have never been motorboated.....

And I'm curious.

Ladies..... does it actually do anything for you?

Folks who like to motorboat..... what does it do for you?

Are we missing out? Should we seek out motorboaters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I totally thought this was about going in a boat!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am a motorboating virgin, so would be happy to assist

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've done that. Many many times.

To be honest though, wasnt that long ago I thought that's what it meant

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I am a motorboating virgin, so would be happy to assist "

But why though..... I don't get it!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story. "

With your helmet?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

With your helmet? "

Yes.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

With your helmet?

Yes. "

Golly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

With your helmet?

Yes.

Golly."

They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

It makes me giggle.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_HQdq-7wk

I think I'm going to have to add this to my bucket list...

I know what it is but just have not thought about doing it?

However, She would have to replace "the dentist chair" with luke warm cup of tea. Somewhere to rest my cup & saucer!

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Ha a motorboat does that count?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like? "

But what's in it for me?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

With your helmet?

Yes.

Golly.

They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers. "

And you gave them a thing?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It makes me giggle. "

I can imagine it would do that for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me laugh lots! Whether being or doing ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only ever done in jest to raise a laugh, never would/could it be a sexual act surely?! ...then again, some of the kinks that are out there, it's tame by comparison

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_HQdq-7wk

I think I'm going to have to add this to my bucket list...

I know what it is but just have not thought about doing it?

However, She would have to replace "the dentist chair" with luke warm cup of tea. Somewhere to rest my cup & saucer! "

Goodness me!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

With your helmet?

Yes.

Golly.

They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers.

And you gave them a thing? "

Hey...... I'm a gentleman.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, have you evere given yourself a motorboat?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ha a motorboat does that count?"

You have a motorboat?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Makes me laugh lots! Whether being or doing ... "

I definitely feel I'm missing out in this case!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"only ever done in jest to raise a laugh, never would/could it be a sexual act surely?! ...then again, some of the kinks that are out there, it's tame by comparison"

I've no idea!

But I like comedy moments.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.

True story.

With your helmet?

Yes.

Golly.

They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers.

And you gave them a thing?

Hey...... I'm a gentleman. "

Yes. Yes you are

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Op, have you evere given yourself a motorboat? "

I'm going to be entirely honest.....

I just tried it. Was weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something else I’ma virgin of

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By *BWBI2019Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

One of my past times is spontaneously slapping men in the face with my boobs or gently resting one breast on their head unexpectedly if that counts.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I meant motorboating - have you ever given yourself a motorboating?

I'm getting tired... Too much sun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?

But what's in it for me? "

Erm... Erm... Funny noises?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Something else I’ma virgin of "

Join the gang!

Ever fancied it?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"One of my past times is spontaneously slapping men in the face with my boobs or gently resting one breast on their head unexpectedly if that counts."

I've done that!

That's just funny

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I meant motorboating - have you ever given yourself a motorboating?

I'm getting tired... Too much sun..."

I figured out what you meant.....

And answered

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?

But what's in it for me?

Erm... Erm... Funny noises? "

I like funny noises.

Wanna try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something else I’ma virgin of

Join the gang!

Ever fancied it?"

I’d never thought of it ‘til now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boobs are waaaayyyyy too small

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"My boobs are waaaayyyyy too small"

That's OK. I've got a big head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?

But what's in it for me?

Erm... Erm... Funny noises?

I like funny noises.

Wanna try? "

Sure thing... Hablrlrlrlrlrlrrllrrlrlrlrlrbblrlrblrl

How was that?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Something else I’ma virgin of

Join the gang!

Ever fancied it?

I’d never thought of it ‘til now "

We should line up all the motorboatees and all the motorboaters and have a mass boat!

On a boat!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My boobs are waaaayyyyy too small"

Come do mine then

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I had my hair cut by a pregnant hairdresser.

She apologised for her boobs in my face as well as the bump pressing against me from time to time. I did not make a sound but laughed. She did too!

It was the best hair cut I ever had....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My boobs are waaaayyyyy too small"

They defo look motorboatable

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?

But what's in it for me?

Erm... Erm... Funny noises?

I like funny noises.

Wanna try?

Sure thing... Hablrlrlrlrlrlrrllrrlrlrlrlrbblrlrblrl

How was that? "

I just ch0ked on my drink from laughing. Perfect.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I had my hair cut by a pregnant hairdresser.

She apologised for her boobs in my face as well as the bump pressing against me from time to time. I did not make a sound but laughed. She did too!

It was the best hair cut I ever had.... "

I bet!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’ve not read up there ^^ but surely someone’s mentioned that Marshland Motorboating is much better?

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By *dinburghBLTMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hi I’m Jim Bowen of Bullseye fame

I’ve got loads of bloody motorboats

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve not read up there ^^ but surely someone’s mentioned that Marshland Motorboating is much better? "

What even is that?!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hi I’m Jim Bowen of Bullseye fame

I’ve got loads of bloody motorboats "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve not read up there ^^ but surely someone’s mentioned that Marshland Motorboating is much better?

What even is that?! "

Google my friend, google

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Same thing think further South.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Same thing think further South..... "

Oooo. Er.

Assume the position.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I’ve not read up there ^^ but surely someone’s mentioned that Marshland Motorboating is much better?

What even is that?!

Google my friend, google "

I made that mistake once before with something you suggested.

Will I need eye bleach?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Same thing think further South..... "

Is that what Mystique is talking about?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Its just a bit of a laugh, normally leads on to a tit wank

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

It vibrates my lips

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

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