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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " Good luck with that. | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? I'm sure there is a post about fab being for the delusional these days somewhere on the forum pml" Hey! Don’t shatter my ambition please. | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? I'm sure there is a post about fab being for the delusional these days somewhere on the forum pml" it helps to have a sense of humour, helps in the recognition of tongue in cheek posts ![]() | |||
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"Hahaahahahahaha I nearly spat my coffee! ![]() ![]() Right, that’s you off my invite list I’m afraid | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " Good luck to you my good man lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hahaahahahahaha I nearly spat my coffee! ![]() ![]() Oops now you are starting at -1. | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " I assume you'll be receiving... make sure you have plenty of lube ![]() | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? Good luck to you my good man lol ![]() ![]() Sound advice and noted thanks. | |||
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"Make them fight for you in a paddling pool of jelly. " Now that’s the sort of creative thinking that I like. | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " If the MFFFFFFF goes well, will the next one be MFFFFFFFF? | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " Hahahaha Most guys cannot satisfy 1 woman Good luck doing that many Make sure you don’t let any leave without a smile on their face ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Don't go for those arrogant ones who act all entitled as if you owe them a place there. Make sure you have somebody around for your protection if things kick off and the women don't control themselves. And remember to over-book women. For every woman that says she will turn up, at least 14 won't. " ![]() | |||
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"Hope you've got what it takes to keep 7 women happy ![]() Aren't they supposed to keep him happy? | |||
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"Try to keep them in a straight line.... they tend to huddle and clump up ![]() All their minges will stick together like velcro. | |||
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"Make them fight for you in a paddling pool of jelly. " Oh now I had a very similar experience once, only two ladies and no jelly mind, it was one of those not to be forgotten experiences that sadly I can barely recall these days | |||
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"Make them fight for you in a paddling pool of jelly. Oh now I had a very similar experience once, only two ladies and no jelly mind, it was one of those not to be forgotten experiences that sadly I can barely recall these days" Just get some more to come round and make a new memory. ![]() | |||
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"Make them fight for you in a paddling pool of jelly. " With dildos as light-sabers? | |||
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show " That happened to me once, it was awful. ...although the flower show were grateful. ![]() | |||
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show " I’ve issued them all strict instructions. The meeting is purely one of sexual Pleasure. No love allowed. | |||
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"Hmm seven ladies with strap-on and one little male quivering in the corner. What delightful proposition... I am sure the ladies would keep themselves amused while they wait to destroy him.. Strap-ons are dual purpose, of course... ![]() Oi! Not so little. | |||
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"Hmm seven ladies with strap-on and one little male quivering in the corner. What delightful proposition... I am sure the ladies would keep themselves amused while they wait to destroy him.. Strap-ons are dual purpose, of course... ![]() Once you've be taken by seven ladies, Mr tinkle is going to be as small as he would be coming out of a ice cold bath ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " I can’t even find a MF!!! ![]() | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " Is it all arranged? | |||
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"Are there any places left? Room for one more? ![]() I’ve put you on the standby list. Pack your fuckfestathon bag just in case. | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? Is it all arranged?" ml Almost there. One or two logistical loose ends to sort out then the fuckfestathon is on. | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() I think it already has ![]() | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() ![]() Once it’s over - I shall post a blow by blow of the proceedings | |||
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"This is an awesome post- nice work OP lol" Was thinking the same. Give them some toys too. | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() ![]() As long as all have consented. And you're a couple of blows short OP. | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " Just start with the only one who shows up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? Is it all arranged?ml Almost there. One or two logistical loose ends to sort out then the fuckfestathon is on." Logistical loose ends? Like finding women? ? | |||
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show I’ve issued them all strict instructions. The meeting is purely one of sexual Pleasure. No love allowed." If you think they'll listen you're a bigger fool than the fool BA Barracus pities. | |||
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"Are there any places left? Room for one more? ![]() Thank you. I’m so excited. Fuckfestathon bag is packed with extra lube so I don’t get sore ![]() | |||
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show I’ve issued them all strict instructions. The meeting is purely one of sexual Pleasure. No love allowed. If you think they'll listen you're a bigger fool than the fool BA Barracus pities." Oh, you’ve got me worried now. If you think they won’t do as told this could go horribly wrong. Solution - I shall put some posters on the wall reminding of the key points. | |||
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"Try to keep them in a straight line.... they tend to huddle and clump up ![]() ![]() | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() 7 ladies playing on the bed while he sits in the corner wanking ![]() | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() ![]() Now that would be a waste. And so frustrating for them! | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " What a coincidence. I'm arranging one as well. No idea when it will take place and dont know who's attending yet but I'm certainly arranging one. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears. ![]() Are you on the same mushrooms as the OP? | |||
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"Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears. ![]() I’m arranging one as well, planning and preparation ![]() | |||
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"Knock out gas in a ladies changing room? a van and lot of rope ?" That made me chuckle but it shouldn't have. | |||
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"Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears. ![]() ![]() It’s not as easy as you would think. No problem getting ladies to apply but when I ask ‘what do you think makes you a stand out candidate worthy of my attention’, some of them drop out. Still, sorts the wheat from the chaff I guess. | |||
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"A lady posts she is looking for fmmmmmmmm and gets loads of advice and offere. A guy looks at mffffffff and gets laughed out of town. Welcome to Fab ![]() The OP is having a bit of fun, it's a joke thread.. | |||
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"A lady posts she is looking for fmmmmmmmm and gets loads of advice and offere. A guy looks at mffffffff and gets laughed out of town. Welcome to Fab ![]() No way!! I was going to volunteer with the towels and water bottle….. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? " Print out a picture of every woman on Fab (seeing as it's a male/female ratio of 100000/1 on here it won't be that many), put them on a wall, blindfold yourself and throw 7 darts towards them. Whom ever gets pricked, gets to get pricked at your party by you... Lucky them! Happy to be a fanny fluffer ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Don’t listen to the doubters Seb! You seem like an outstanding fellow and any women would be lucky to have you! ![]() | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() ![]() Aww hello stranger! You are one of the original Fab love stories! ![]() | |||
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong ![]() ![]() Aaaand I spit our my coffee! | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Hey it's very serious stuff! No jelly filled paddling pool for you young lady! ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() That’s the spirit and very much the spunky attitude that has fired my ambitions. | |||
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"I’m starting to get a whiff of scepticism from you good people of Fab. Perhaps downscale my ambitions a tad? " Don't you dare! I've booked a day off work to watch you Livestream it! ![]() | |||
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"I am up for it if Racheal fancies a car share...we could formulate our plans for the OP on the way..." Now we have a plan. By sharing the driving we can preserve energy so he doesn’t wear us out too quickly so we can make the most of this opportunity ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() I was referring to all the people up in arms mocking the op. This is very real for some of us. It’s not everyday we get a chance like this. ![]() | |||
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"I am up for it if Racheal fancies a car share...we could formulate our plans for the OP on the way... Now we have a plan. By sharing the driving we can preserve energy so he doesn’t wear us out too quickly so we can make the most of this opportunity ![]() I’m afraid neither of you have officially applied via the correct format so until I get your proper application and you pass the stringent qualification process, I cannot take you seriously. | |||
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"I am up for it if Racheal fancies a car share...we could formulate our plans for the OP on the way... Now we have a plan. By sharing the driving we can preserve energy so he doesn’t wear us out too quickly so we can make the most of this opportunity ![]() Oi ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fair point. Once a week kind of opportunity. ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() absolutely and I’m happy to waft in your face too - with my towel…. I mean ! X | |||
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x" Well he’s aimed high and already got two of us…. Not so sure why he’s making us jump through extra hoops though…. This might fail now ![]() | |||
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x Well he’s aimed high and already got two of us…. Not so sure why he’s making us jump through extra hoops though…. This might fail now ![]() Sorry but I have to adhere to my strict recruitment procedures. It’s only fair for the other applicants. | |||
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x Well he’s aimed high and already got two of us…. Not so sure why he’s making us jump through extra hoops though…. This might fail now ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x" Absolutely this! If you never have a dream, you’ll never have a dream cum true ![]() ![]() | |||
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