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"She doesn't want you to miss anyone out ^" You like to play | |||
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"She would rather I didn't say" 'I wonder if someone would sew some buttons on my shirt for me' | |||
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"She would rather I didn't say 'I wonder if someone would sew some buttons on my shirt for me'" What can I see | |||
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"She would rather I didn't say 'I wonder if someone would sew some buttons on my shirt for me' What can I see I think you can see the way forward. Hope your sense of direction is decent " In these heels | |||
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"Can't do it as the profile of the last person is hidden " They’re hoping no one skips them in this game | |||
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"Av I bin missed x " Hes thinking life should be more glittery | |||
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"Av I bin missed x " Thinking where did I leave those flowers | |||
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"Damn I look good in these pants! xx" Kent is soooo beautiful. I love to show my ass, but not my face ![]() | |||
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"Why is this person taking pictures of me? But I like it… ![]() Always fancied a trip to Dorset ![]() | |||
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"Why is this person taking pictures of me? But I like it… ![]() ![]() I need to clean my jizz up ![]() | |||
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"Why is this person taking pictures of me? But I like it… ![]() ![]() ![]() Shes thinking i love cake i do | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() Enjoys flirtatious chatting. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() Did I leave the gas on? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() Where do the batteries go in my new car | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() Yeah and 30 day count down ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() ![]() I really do like Dancer. ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() ![]() ![]() Need to buy shoes | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 03/06/21 10:58:49] Dancer ![]() ![]() ![]() What IS that quimtatious word? | |||
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"I like mirrors x" Sparkles. More sparkles! | |||
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"I like mirrors x Sparkles. More sparkles!" I know where the Maltese Falcon is. | |||
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"I'd like her on my desk ![]() She wants to have a drink with a nice couple from Surrey. That's definitely the vibe I'm getting. | |||
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"Think health and safety may have a problem with how I wear a helmet ![]() They're craving an MFM ![]() | |||
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"Think health and safety may have a problem with how I wear a helmet ![]() ![]() He’s looking for a little spoon ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think health and safety may have a problem with how I wear a helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She wants a good spork. And a bagel. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Think health and safety may have a problem with how I wear a helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() What other penis shaped food would work for a teasing video ![]() | |||
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"Think health and safety may have a problem with how I wear a helmet ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or did I mean spank? | |||
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" Or did I mean spank?" Thinks I don’t know who he is and where he lives. ![]() | |||
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"He is wondering if anybody will spot that he is really George W Bush. " He's thinking "I wonder how long I can get away with this James Bond impression?" She's thinking "I wonder how long he thinks he can get away with this James Bond impression?" | |||
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"He is wondering if anybody will spot that he is really George W Bush. He's thinking "I wonder how long I can get away with this James Bond impression?" She's thinking "I wonder how long he thinks he can get away with this James Bond impression?" " He’s wishing he was in Somerset fucking me in the garden ![]() | |||
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"She's wondering were her pants are " He's wondering whether he can do a helicopter without dropping the hard hat. | |||
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"He’s wondering when that ghost will be done sucking him off : D" Wondering if she would like the paddle or hand print | |||
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"He’s wondering when that ghost will be done sucking him off : D Wondering if she would like the paddle or hand print " Anyone fancy drawing your body on mine | |||
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"Never judge book by it's cover " Did I forget my trousers? | |||
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"Never judge book by it's cover Did I forget my trousers? " Wondering if this pec is bigger than the other | |||
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"Never judge book by it's cover Did I forget my trousers? Wondering if this pec is bigger than the other " He's wondering how long he can get away with not shaving ![]() | |||
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"He's thinking he would like to be in that gangbang." He’s thinking the very same ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She’s wondering why he thinks he needs lube. " About a special someone judging from your status update ![]() | |||
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"She thinking I want him x " She definitely does want someone ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He's thinking maybe the pants weren't such a bad thing after all!" She enjoys a good snuggle | |||
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"He's thinking maybe the pants weren't such a bad thing after all!" She’s wondering when someone gonna burst the door open for some naughty | |||
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"He's thinking maybe the pants weren't such a bad thing after all! She’s wondering when someone gonna burst the door open for some naughty " He's wondering whether if he took his shirt off in an art gallery he would be mistaken for an exhibit. | |||
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"I like where he's putting his rod... Mmm" I'm really bad at thinking for women! | |||
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"Wow that was a good night, but where am I?! x" I love open spaces x | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() I hope the sausage likes me ![]() | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() ![]() He’s thinking about little Tony ![]() | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() ![]() ![]() She’s also thinking about little Tony | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() ![]() ![]() Couldn’t possibly say that out loud! | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew you were going to do that ![]() | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() ![]() ![]() Likewise ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I must do that again, and soon ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can read his mind | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:15:42] Granny-crumpet is considering writing a cement but can't find the right words... ![]() *Comment! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:15:42] Granny-crumpet is considering writing a cement but can't find the right words... ![]() I've spent the last few minutes wondering what a cement is. I did post but then saw there was a love in going on and my post was out of synch ![]() | |||
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"...I'm invisisble..." So am I…. x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13]" I wish I could speel | |||
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"...I'm invisisble..." he's wondering if he can get away with groping people while they can't see him | |||
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"...I'm invisisble... So am I…. x" Being a Manc I can only imagine it just sounds like an old engine stuttering | |||
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"...I'm invisisble... So am I…. x" don't think she cares she's invisible, more excuse to peruse the eye candy | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel" is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary | |||
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"...I'm invisisble... So am I…. x Being a Manc I can only imagine it just sounds like an old engine stuttering " Where did I put that top!? x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary" I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x" God damn I look hot | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x" I want to visit Liverpool | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x" thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in" Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package." no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol " He’s thinking about going to the pub ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol He’s thinking about going to the pub ![]() She's thinking about a new Official Boobie Holder | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol He’s thinking about going to the pub ![]() that's tomorrow, though clearly you're thinking can i get the 25th person to come round dry me off. you'll start a water shortage that way haha | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol He’s thinking about going to the pub ![]() I was so sticky all good now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol He’s thinking about going to the pub ![]() ![]() ![]() she's thinking about planning a trip to have a home made pizza | |||
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"Let's ignore Pp." he thinking why, just why!!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/06/21 15:22:13] I wish I could speel is off to the bookshop (if there are still any) for a copy of the oxford english dictionary I knew I should have put something on before answering the door! Damn you Amazon x thinking it's too much effort to dress on a day like this anyway, plus the delivery guy is fit, do i invite him in Dr Lothario is thinking: it's time to cover up my package. no, i thought that at the time to preserve the mystique, certainly not what i'm thinking now lol He’s thinking about going to the pub ![]() ![]() ![]() i'll try ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() Private is thinking I’ve got a secret recipe that that they’ll never get out of me!! ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() I can see it! | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() He’s thinking about his next cake party with the red heads ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() You can read minds ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() She wants the fire to burn ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He’s wondering can he handle the fire ![]() ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() She’s wondering how much the ferry to Liverpool costs | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wonder what to have for tea..... possibly fancies an Indian ![]() | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Guess what day it is today | |||
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"She wants to seduce me for my secret recipes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How do I get a vat of lemon drizzle? Mmm NBVN x | |||
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"NBVN is wondering what to do with herself now that the housework is done. ![]() ![]() ![]() I hope sausage finds that lemon drizzle | |||
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"NBVN is wondering what to do with herself now that the housework is done. ![]() ![]() ![]() He’s wondering where his pump for his donkey is ![]() | |||
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"NBVN is wondering what to do with herself now that the housework is done. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is wondering how he compares to a donkey | |||
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"NBVN is wondering what to do with herself now that the housework is done. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He has "Barbie Girl" by Aqua stuck on a loop. | |||
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"NBVN is wondering what to do with herself now that the housework is done. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is dancing to barbie girl whilst being naked in his living room | |||
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"NYC is wondering how long it will be before he recovers from his exertions last weekend. She wore him out!!! ![]() And you’re wondering if you’ll ever get to see the pics!!! | |||
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"NYC is now smirking knowing full well he doesnt need pics... He will then think about looking at his watch and counting down the time until round number 999999999. He shall smirk again knowing he is a time traveller and should he want it, he could bend time to have it now. Love the hat ![]() He’s dreaming about new adventures ![]() ![]() | |||
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"NYC is now smirking knowing full well he doesnt need pics... He will then think about looking at his watch and counting down the time until round number 999999999. He shall smirk again knowing he is a time traveller and should he want it, he could bend time to have it now. Love the hat ![]() ![]() ![]() She's dreaming about cookies to go with that milk... | |||
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"NYC is now smirking knowing full well he doesnt need pics... He will then think about looking at his watch and counting down the time until round number 999999999. He shall smirk again knowing he is a time traveller and should he want it, he could bend time to have it now. Love the hat ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s ice cream wanna lick it off ![]() | |||
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"NYC is now smirking knowing full well he doesnt need pics... He will then think about looking at his watch and counting down the time until round number 999999999. He shall smirk again knowing he is a time traveller and should he want it, he could bend time to have it now. Love the hat ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I must remember to send MrMonkey more nudes ![]() | |||
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