FabSwingers.com forum: My National Insurance Number is going to be suspended

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I’ve had that one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What ? Is this a Spammy, Hammy, Hacky thing ?

Bastids !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. I’ve had that one "

I’m all a dither Nora. How did you manage?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........

I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything.

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By *ittycenMan
over a year ago

south west

"Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

Just in case you are being serious... IGNORE!!! Well known scam, it will be the national crime agency or the hmrc next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

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Give them your bank details and all the passwords to any sites your on

That'll fix it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Are they sending an agent to arrest you? I'm waiting for one,it's all very exciting, I'm hoping for Will Smith in a suit with dark glasses accompanied by lots of aliens and a talking dog.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Wait until you get the one telling you there is a warrant out for your arrest for tax fraud then you know you're really in trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lock all your doors.

Open all the windows as the swat team always come in through those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one off a mobile number saying I owe income tax. They are some fucking chancers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Amazing advice so far. If i get sent to jail i might get the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ive always wanted

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I had this too..they were also going to freeze my assets amongst other things

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I got this one in the last few days from a mobile number , I just blocked it

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By *ustusboth2013Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I saw this the other day. Classic...

Just had a call from HMRC to inform me I'm being investigated for Tax Fraud ??

Luckily the automated message allowed me to be put through to a member of HMRC's team to discuss it immediately to stop the warrant for my arrest being issued...

However if they where playing make believe with me I thought it was only fair I got to play to it with them ??

HMRC Scammer - Can I please take your name, address and national insurance number

Me - My name is Detective Inspector Steve Arnott of AC12 the Anti Corruption department for the metropolitan police.....

HMRC Scammer - Hung up

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Apparently my TV licence is going to be suspended and they just need my bank details to see where the problem lies ! I've turned the TV off at the mains just in case it spontaneously combusts as you can't be too carefull.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I saw this the other day. Classic...

Just had a call from HMRC to inform me I'm being investigated for Tax Fraud ??

Luckily the automated message allowed me to be put through to a member of HMRC's team to discuss it immediately to stop the warrant for my arrest being issued...

However if they where playing make believe with me I thought it was only fair I got to play to it with them ??

HMRC Scammer - Can I please take your name, address and national insurance number

Me - My name is Detective Inspector Steve Arnott of AC12 the Anti Corruption department for the metropolitan police.....

HMRC Scammer - Hung up

I wish I'd done that!

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Mine is my HSBC account has problems. That's great but I'm not with HSBC keep my money

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

Help fabbers "

It’s a scam… can you call the national fraud helpline if you took a note of the number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

Help fabbers "

I had one yesterday ignore and move on since lockdown scammers and fraudulent texts as well more and more post office banks just trying to get personal details

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I had 2 scam calls and 2 scam texts this week. I think a new company just bought a whole database of numbers.

I'd like to see that spreadsheet.

I stay silent until they hang up then report the number and block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get these - maybe they already have my bank details and realise its not worth it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

Help fabbers

It’s a scam… can you call the national fraud helpline if you took a note of the number "

You can report via your phone.

I assumed they did something their end after reporting, same as emails?

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I just respond with "what are you wearing?" and then the line goes dead

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm still waiting to be arrested by HMRC for tax fraud

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The prisons are going to be very overcrowded at this rate - although on the plus side if our National Insurance numbers have been suspended it should ease the burden on the NHS and Government pensions etc

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I’ve had that one "

Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

. I’ve had that one

Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months!

My cell mate is going to be "Big Cyril" apparently...should I be worried?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I had this too..they were also going to freeze my assets amongst other things "

What? Each and every thing?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I’ve had that one

Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months!

My cell mate is going to be "Big Cyril" apparently...should I be worried?

I would GM. You are quite pretty. You’ll soon be somebody’s bitch.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Mine is my HSBC account has problems. That's great but I'm not with HSBC keep my money "
I've got trouble like that with NatWest

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

Browsing YouTube as you do late at night, I stumbled across a guy who hacks the internet hackers. You know those that tell you that your PC is at risk but if you allow them remote access they can fix it for you

I spend an enjoyable couple of hours watching this guy hack their systems, copy and delete all their files and close them down.

So very satisfying

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ring them up and ask for their bank details so you can make a payment. Then empty their account.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Browsing YouTube as you do late at night, I stumbled across a guy who hacks the internet hackers. You know those that tell you that your PC is at risk but if you allow them remote access they can fix it for you

I spend an enjoyable couple of hours watching this guy hack their systems, copy and delete all their files and close them down.

So very satisfying

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I love these guys

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

That's nothing I'm being arrested for tax evasion!

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

My Amazon Prime is getting suspended, again!

And my DPD delivery is being held in a "local" warehouse in London unless I pay the fee.

Add to that the ongoing retrograde amnesia that stops me recalling the horrific car accident I was recently in, the tax fraud, the Nat West account I never opened having unkown payees set up on it, a courier wanting to collect my bank card, it's going to be a busy day.

Where is a member of the Nigerian royal family to be found to financially rescue me from all this?

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By *hilfe69Man
over a year ago

grays

Greetings

I’ve had most of the above by txt ,phone or email

Then one Monday morning arrived at work

Had a gift voucher from Amazon along with everybody else at work by email

We all decided it was a scam and deleted only to receive an email from the company 2 days later thanking us for our hard work during the pandemic and have given us all a £50 Amazon voucher

They all got reissued

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I had this too..they were also going to freeze my assets amongst other things "

Your out of date garlic bread or the coffee!

I’ve had this too

10 numbers blocked so far

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Greetings

I’ve had most of the above by txt ,phone or email

Then one Monday morning arrived at work

Had a gift voucher from Amazon along with everybody else at work by email

We all decided it was a scam and deleted only to receive an email from the company 2 days later thanking us for our hard work during the pandemic and have given us all a £50 Amazon voucher

They all got reissued "

. I'd do the same. I trust nobody who contacts me now, especially with money involved.

What a nice gesture though

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Guys this is a serious problem!!! Everyone knows the big corporations and government sectors ring you off their mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can foreword any mobile text messages to 7726 then they can investigate it’s all free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

. I’ve had that one

Well I’ve been very stressed indeed as apparently they’re sending someone to arrest me! Wish they would, a night in a cell sounds like heaven. Not had a moments peace for 18 months!

My cell mate is going to be "Big Cyril" apparently...should I be worried?

I would GM. You are quite pretty. You’ll soon be somebody’s bitch.

Not sure which I'm most offended by being called pretty or that I'm only "quite" pretty

As for being somebody's bitch it will make a nice change from being somebody's itch!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........

I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything."

I’ve had one like that for Royal Mail. Said it’s with customs and I need to pay £3.22.

Sounded scam like but at the time I was actually waiting for teeth whitening stuff from turkey!

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........

I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything.

I’ve had one like that for Royal Mail. Said it’s with customs and I need to pay £3.22.

Sounded scam like but at the time I was actually waiting for teeth whitening stuff from turkey!"

Royal Mail will pop a grey customs and excuse card through the door as well.

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By *eyondhornyMan
over a year ago

Abercynon-ish

"I get them saying pay £1.45 postage or we will keep your Hermes parcel........

I think ..... keep it. I haven't ordered anything.

I’ve had one like that for Royal Mail. Said it’s with customs and I need to pay £3.22.

Sounded scam like but at the time I was actually waiting for teeth whitening stuff from turkey!

Royal Mail will pop a grey customs and excuse card through the door as well. "

*excise.

Damn my giant man hands!

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By *hrissycox66TV/TS
over a year ago

watford

I have blocked countless debt companies phoning me for Elizabeth English anybody know her tell her to use her own number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had this too..they were also going to freeze my assets amongst other things "

They were going to freeze your tits

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

If it is the usual HMRC threatening jail if I do not pay an outstanding tax bill, I usually start by asking how long HMRC have had an office in Kolkata, the line goes dead.

Kolkata is in India and it the epicentre of the Indian scamming plague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing advice so far. If i get sent to jail i might get the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ive always wanted

Win win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s a mobile number then it’s BS I always go through and it’s someone from India, they ask my name and I tell them you should know my name you called me, then I tell them to suck there head up there own Arse they soon hang up

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars"

You know that's only £1:84 in sterling right?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm in the same boat also someone has been frauding my tax and I must ring back to give bank details before they freeze my assets I'm speechless

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Call them benchodes ...they don't like it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Apparently being invited to suck your toe is bad form too

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Whenever I get a call about no fault motor accidents, I always string them along for a while, then ask them for their name, tel no, company details and Co registration number etc etc, as I'm assisting the SFO in investigating fraudulent activity. Oh, and tell them I'm recording the conversation.

Funnily enough, always get cut off at point.....strange

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

"Whenever I get a call about no fault motor accidents, I always string them along for a while, then ask them for their name, tel no, company details and Co registration number etc etc, as I'm assisting the SFO in investigating fraudulent activity. Oh, and tell them I'm recording the conversation.

Funnily enough, always get cut off at point.....strange

I always ask if they could fill in the details for me? As I was d*unk at the time, and can't remember the details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some great You tube videos of some American investigators turning the tables on the scammers. In some cases they infiltrate their computers and seize their data and threaten to give it to the police. The responses are gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this exact phone call today. My spider senses told me it was not legitimate.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Here's another one.

Is anyone who's on book of face getting random friend requests from attractive girls abroad? I get about one per week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had a few of these calls recently and I happily play along for a good 15 mins or so to string them along as the way I see it, 15 mins of me winding them up is 15 mins they’re not taking to someone who sadly may be taken in.

When I get bored and want them to bugger off I start asking them really deep questions like how is their relationship with their family and their parents, then I ask if they believe in a god. Normally most of them say they do, so then I start asking them how they will explain to their god almighty at the pearly gates that they spent time trying to scam people out of money....they normally cut me off at that point, but hopefully I’ve given them food for thought when they go home for the night and consider their actions.

All in all, good fun really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars

You know that's only £1:84 in sterling right?

£2.67, jokes on them i gave them my credit card details insteas of my bank account

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By *J35mcrMan
over a year ago

Leigh

I've had 3 calls today

I texted back a shit load of abuse blocked them and reported the numbers to Action Fraud

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"dont worry i can help you out, recently came into a fair bit of money as im related to a Nigerian prince who recently passed away and is sending me 3trillion Ugandan dollars

You know that's only £1:84 in sterling right?

£2.67, jokes on them i gave them my credit card details insteas of my bank account

Smart move! That'll larn 'em.

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By *aulo9424Man
over a year ago

hull

Ive had loads of calls about tax fraud im gonna be arrested finally told them to f*** off

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"There are some great You tube videos of some American investigators turning the tables on the scammers. In some cases they infiltrate their computers and seize their data and threaten to give it to the police. The responses are gold! "

One guy even managed to hack into the call centre security camera system, the response when the scammers realised was hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf do I do now?!

I need my national insurance number to make sure i can claim my national insurance if i have a slip, trip or fall in the woods.

The automated lady voice on the other end of the phone, that told me, sounded very serious like a more stern version of Alexa.

Help fabbers "

I had the same

Don’t respond, I informed the government fraud line and they confirmed it.

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