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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please help, I'm hoping she doesn't post in the forum, I met a Burd (wont say her name but she's local to me) it was my first meet, I'd only joined 4 days before, now when I got there I had a ball, she wasn't too bad a shag and I did empty, but since I got back I deleted my profile, reason being she kept on insisting that I wore her knickers, not sexy ones mind, oh no but these great big granny kniickers, said she'd been wearing them all day waiting for me to arrive then she could see me in these ridiculously big and by now dirty granny knickers, what topped it off though is I noticed in her fridge a big stack of sauce sachets from local fast food places, what a nut job eh.

since then she has tried to call me but I wont answer my phone.

now for the help, how do I find nice burds here?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep posting like that, should have them flocking to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just keep posting like that, should have them flocking to meet you "

You think, cool, thanks for the advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao

and i'm usually slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life "

All those warning signs and he still did the dirty deed

Lets hope this is another classic Lounge tongue in cheek thread because if not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life

All those warning signs and he still did the dirty deed

Lets hope this is another classic Lounge tongue in cheek thread because if not "

Come on detective twobonk, read between the lines, and see the obvious signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two bonk your CONFUSED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two bonk your CONFUSED "

Not in the least, my opening response was not limited to this thread

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"two bonk your CONFUSED "

And Wayne is obviously bored

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar

I'm suspect it might not be tongue in cheek. Take a look at the ops profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two bonk your CONFUSED

And Wayne is obviously bored "

I most certainly am, I have studff I need to do but it's peeing down, grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"two bonk your CONFUSED

Not in the least, my opening response was not limited to this thread "

you're just jealous of my comic talents.

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar

Doh!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"two bonk your CONFUSED

And Wayne is obviously bored

I most certainly am, I have studff I need to do but it's peeing down, grrr."

well it made me laugh anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knew i should have stayed in bed with me leg up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

i knew i should have stayed in bed with me leg up "

My initial post wasn't referring to you, you another sauce sachet keeperer then?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooooo

mines in a bottle. cheek...

and if it was me, the only thing you would have been posting was "WOW"

What a woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Noooooooooo

mines in a bottle. cheek...

and if it was me, the only thing you would have been posting was "WOW"

What a woman "

What a Woman would be WAW, not WOW.

oh I see now, easy for you to say though ain't it, you haven't experienced what is fastly becoming known as wayneylurve™ yet have you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...

sounds like summat you need cream for

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No...

sounds like summat you need cream for

pmsl "

Cream helps I guess, fresh cream always compliments such sweetness only I can offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh the squirty canned kind eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh the squirty canned kind eh "

oh no, has to be freshly whipped, unless you prefer canned cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh is fattening ya know...

low fat creme fraiche pleeze

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fresh is fattening ya know...

low fat creme fraiche pleeze "

You really have gone without haven;t you, you will need all the fattening foods with me, the more fat the more calories we have to burn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got me leg up ya know...

Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...

oh all sorts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got me leg up ya know...

Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...

oh all sorts.

"

I'm good at that too.

a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"I got me leg up ya know...

Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...

oh all sorts.

I'm good at that too.

a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. "

i'll raise you a hot bath and warm body oils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I not got a bath

havent had one for ages either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got me leg up ya know...

Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...

oh all sorts.

I'm good at that too.

a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. i'll raise you a hot bath and warm body oils "

One of those prematures eh, that comes later after sweet peach has rested.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"I not got a bath

havent had one for ages either "

hot shared shower evn better mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I not got a bath

havent had one for ages either "

That's ok, I can bring one of those stand alone ones and fill it for you using the kettle of you so wish.

but I always suspected you to be a modern woman, not the old fashioned type _ouvak talks of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i am...i am

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

lots of soapy fun yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh i am...i am "

See, I know a 'lady' when I see one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i even cock me finger ya know

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

all because the lady loves milk tray

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all because the lady loves milk tray "

Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer.

.................

cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOOOO when drinking from bone china. like ya do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all because the lady loves milk tray

Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer.

.................

cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?. "

thorntons continental

on very rare occasions. im not a chocolate kinda gal. prefer savoury

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself "

Nuts, i likes nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all because the lady loves milk tray

Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer.

.................

cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?.

thorntons continental

on very rare occasions. im not a chocolate kinda gal. prefer savoury "

Oh now we are talking, I have the perfect secret recipe for you, well I've decided what to cook you, have to nip out to Marks n Spencers for the ingredients.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself

Nuts, i likes nuts "

I knew it, we're like peas, or should that be peaches in a pod together.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself

Nuts, i likes nuts "

well theres plenty of them on here lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow.........

A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...

like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow.........

A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...

like it "

oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Wow.........

A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...

like it

oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. "

netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow.........

A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...

like it

oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol "

I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"Wow.........

A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...

like it

oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol

I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. "

same quality food stuff's at much more reasonable price's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow.........

A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...

like it

oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol

I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. same quality food stuff's at much more reasonable price's "

oof, cheapskate, I believe they have cockroaches at those low class places.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?."

stop meeting grannies for a start lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

stop meeting grannies for a start lmao "

Now, that's funny, but I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when a certain lovely lady reads that.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

stop meeting grannies for a start lmao

Now, that's funny, but I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when a certain lovely lady reads that. "

good job it was a tongue in cheek comment then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?."

If ya go down to your local farm shop...they should have some nice juicy chickens n turkeyss that ya can tuck into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfff, is nobody here serious for just one minute.

............

I like Chicken.

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By *eznhannahCouple
over a year ago

leeds

haha i read hat cringing and grittng my teeth at first lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?."

Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.

Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .

Oh and ya dont like sauce

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.

Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .

Oh and ya dont like sauce "

he likes cranberry with his tough burds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.

Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .

Oh and ya dont like sauce "

Thanks for the advice, I have updated it.

............

I just hope that gran pants burd doesn't see this thread now, ah well never mind she might learn from it, bloody sauce sachet collector.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.

Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .

Oh and ya dont like sauce "

Don't forget the increasingly common 'heavy cummer'. If they don't produce four gallons of semen during their 10 orgams per second then aparently they feel they have failed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.

Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.

Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .

Oh and ya dont like sauce

Don't forget the increasingly common 'heavy cummer'. If they don't produce four gallons of semen during their 10 orgams per second then aparently they feel they have failed!"

I considered that but thought it might sound a little cheesy, I'm quite pleased with my profile now, but I guess I'm not coming up on peoples searches as I've had no messages yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump, just so it doesn't make page two before a certain lovely lady sees it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl "

Hey it might be, never thought of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl

Hey it might be, never thought of that. "

lol, i think it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl

Hey it might be, never thought of that.

lol, i think it is "

Oops, and people complain about profiles not being read properly.

Group Hug Jo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! "

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I just want to know.... was the request to wear her knickers unappealling because:

a - they were not fresh out the draw

b - they were not a flattering style and you prefer something small and skimpy

c - there were no matching items to complete the outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo "

But apparently it's just all humour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

But apparently it's just all humour."

get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing.

None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo "

Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

But apparently it's just all humour.

get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing.

None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh.

"

IN ur defence hun after reading the 'CONFUSED' thread then reading urs it clicked straightaway and even i had a good ole laugh about it but maybe those who didnt read the 'CONFUSED' thingy mi bob and read urs straightaway took it totally wrong but hey its done now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. "

Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you.

Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have "

Aw hun but he wasnt poking fun he was pokin me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you.

Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have "

Have I seriously poked fun at Jo? I think not.

Suck Up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo

But apparently it's just all humour.

get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing.

None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh.

"

Dear oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,

and i thought it was funny.

to many serious people on here ..

chill pills anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HI did she want to wear them over your pants or underneath .? was she a larger lady ? and were they silk ,if so perphaps i could use them for my skydiving ,FRANKIE .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now boys handbags at dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,

and i thought it was funny.

to many serious people on here ..

chill pills anyone "

More chilled than a chilled thing that went to the school of chilledness and did very well indeed here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,

and i thought it was funny.

to many serious people on here ..

chill pills anyone "

Well said hun just wot i was thinking but couldnt see the keyboard to type it

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,

and i thought it was funny.

to many serious people on here ..

chill pills anyone "

I havent read confused thread, have seen how quickly this one has gone into decline, so off to read t'other thread now.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Now now boys handbags at dawn "

but do the handbags match the granny pants?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,

and i thought it was funny.

to many serious people on here ..

chill pills anyone

I havent read confused thread, have seen how quickly this one has gone into decline, so off to read t'other thread now.

"

Wise choice think ill come with u hun...men i dont know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now now boys handbags at dawn

but do the handbags match the granny pants?????"

Only if their mums dressed em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust me, I CAN see the funny side of it, now I know it is supposed to be a big tongue in cheek thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though "

I completely agree with that.

I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly.

..............

I've noticed it's only two guys that don't find it funny, it would appear (at least now) that the ladies do find it funny, and as my joke was aimed at a lady as such, I find that interesting.

It's good that we are not all the same but it's better we're not all miserable.

...........

I am interested in why non de plums (or whatever) thinks I made fun of you Jo King, maybe the nelly or the narna, harsh words eh.

Mwah to you Jo, and to those that oppose, well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!

i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!

peace xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though

I completely agree with that.

I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly.

"

It was my impulsive gut-feel nature, jumped to the wrong conclusion without reading the entire thread! DOH!!!

I don't usually get it wrong, however, when I do, it is rather spectacular, ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!

Gullible???? ,

.

.

Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .

Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo "

Not quite a fake profile, I created it for one reason about two months ago, but decided now to use it for another reason, quite like many couples do, create a second profile so both can view fab at the same time, well it's that and also the fact it's not always obvious when I as a couple am online so avoids some messages.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!

i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!

peace xxxxxx "

I would!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Granny pants ROCK!!!!

hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though

I completely agree with that.

I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly.

It was my impulsive gut-feel nature, jumped to the wrong conclusion without reading the entire thread! DOH!!!

I don't usually get it wrong, however, when I do, it is rather spectacular, ha ha! "

You're not the first and wont be the last to do so.

it's others comments taking it seriously that is the funniest thing about this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!

i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!

peace xxxxxx

I would!!! "

lol in beige ones?? that could technically be used by a family of four for a campin trip reinforced gusset the lot?????

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!

i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!

peace xxxxxx

I would!!!

lol in beige ones?? that could technically be used by a family of four for a campin trip reinforced gusset the lot????? "

Yeah why not, bug knickers are ok, it's just the term granny knickers tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to wear firm control stuff - need all the help I can get!

Mind you, playmates prefer skimpy undies, what am I to do except to try and please?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to wear firm control stuff - need all the help I can get!

Mind you, playmates prefer skimpy undies, what am I to do except to try and please?! "

lol firm control thongs...i always feel a fraud in them lol!! sod it im sure 90% dont notice anyway!! xx

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

"

Phew and he was pooing himself lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

Phew and he was pooing himself lol"

I was not at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

"

As was intended, at least it puts an end to the miserable feckers moans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

Phew and he was pooing himself lol

I was not at all. "

Lol yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

Phew and he was pooing himself lol

I was not at all.

Lol yeah right "

Sshhh!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Granny pants ROCK!!!!

hehehehehe"

and roll !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

Phew and he was pooing himself lol

I was not at all.

Lol yeah right

Sshhh!! "

Dont u sshh me buggerlugs

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Hey I love my granny pants

Can sell tham to any of you mucky bar stewards for a considerable fee!!!

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

Nutty burd just about describes me on a good day anyways

Can I be almond cos I like them best?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

Phew and he was pooing himself lol

I was not at all.

Lol yeah right

Sshhh!!

Dont u sshh me buggerlugs "

It was a joke, lol.

am I allowed to say that?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nutty burd just about describes me on a good day anyways

Can I be almond cos I like them best?

"

I like almond too.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5


"I just want to know.... was the request to wear her knickers unappealling because:

a - they were not fresh out the draw

b - they were not a flattering style and you prefer something small and skimpy

c - there were no matching items to complete the outfit"

You just want to know that I WAS UNAPPEALLING, DON'T PRETEND OTHERWISE !!

While we're being honest here guys, lets be truthful now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is such a funny thread

made me giggle so much

Phew and he was pooing himself lol

I was not at all.

Lol yeah right

Sshhh!!

Dont u sshh me buggerlugs

It was a joke, lol.

am I allowed to say that?. "

Lol no now get to bed

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