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"Just keep posting like that, should have them flocking to meet you " You think, cool, thanks for the advice. | |||
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"Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life " All those warning signs and he still did the dirty deed Lets hope this is another classic Lounge tongue in cheek thread because if not | |||
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"Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life All those warning signs and he still did the dirty deed Lets hope this is another classic Lounge tongue in cheek thread because if not " Come on detective twobonk, read between the lines, and see the obvious signs. | |||
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"two bonk your CONFUSED " Not in the least, my opening response was not limited to this thread | |||
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"two bonk your CONFUSED " And Wayne is obviously bored | |||
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"two bonk your CONFUSED And Wayne is obviously bored " I most certainly am, I have studff I need to do but it's peeing down, grrr. | |||
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"two bonk your CONFUSED Not in the least, my opening response was not limited to this thread " you're just jealous of my comic talents. | |||
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"two bonk your CONFUSED And Wayne is obviously bored I most certainly am, I have studff I need to do but it's peeing down, grrr." well it made me laugh anyway | |||
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" i knew i should have stayed in bed with me leg up " My initial post wasn't referring to you, you another sauce sachet keeperer then?. | |||
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"Noooooooooo mines in a bottle. cheek... and if it was me, the only thing you would have been posting was "WOW" What a woman " What a Woman would be WAW, not WOW. oh I see now, easy for you to say though ain't it, you haven't experienced what is fastly becoming known as wayneylurve™ yet have you. | |||
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"No... sounds like summat you need cream for pmsl " Cream helps I guess, fresh cream always compliments such sweetness only I can offer. | |||
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"Ohhhh the squirty canned kind eh " oh no, has to be freshly whipped, unless you prefer canned cream. | |||
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"Fresh is fattening ya know... low fat creme fraiche pleeze " You really have gone without haven;t you, you will need all the fattening foods with me, the more fat the more calories we have to burn. | |||
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"I got me leg up ya know... Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and... oh all sorts. " I'm good at that too. a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. | |||
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"I got me leg up ya know... Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and... oh all sorts. I'm good at that too. a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. " i'll raise you a hot bath and warm body oils | |||
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"I got me leg up ya know... Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and... oh all sorts. I'm good at that too. a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. i'll raise you a hot bath and warm body oils " One of those prematures eh, that comes later after sweet peach has rested. | |||
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"I not got a bath havent had one for ages either " hot shared shower evn better mmmmm | |||
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"I not got a bath havent had one for ages either " That's ok, I can bring one of those stand alone ones and fill it for you using the kettle of you so wish. but I always suspected you to be a modern woman, not the old fashioned type _ouvak talks of. | |||
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"Oh i am...i am " See, I know a 'lady' when I see one. | |||
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"all because the lady loves milk tray " Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer. ................. cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?. | |||
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"all because the lady loves milk tray Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer. ................. cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?. " thorntons continental on very rare occasions. im not a chocolate kinda gal. prefer savoury | |||
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"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself " Nuts, i likes nuts | |||
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"all because the lady loves milk tray Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer. ................. cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?. thorntons continental on very rare occasions. im not a chocolate kinda gal. prefer savoury " Oh now we are talking, I have the perfect secret recipe for you, well I've decided what to cook you, have to nip out to Marks n Spencers for the ingredients. | |||
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"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself Nuts, i likes nuts " I knew it, we're like peas, or should that be peaches in a pod together. | |||
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"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself Nuts, i likes nuts " well theres plenty of them on here lmao | |||
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"Wow......... A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks... like it " oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. | |||
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"Wow......... A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks... like it oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. " netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol | |||
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"Wow......... A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks... like it oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol " I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. | |||
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"Wow......... A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks... like it oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. " same quality food stuff's at much more reasonable price's | |||
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"Wow......... A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks... like it oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. same quality food stuff's at much more reasonable price's " oof, cheapskate, I believe they have cockroaches at those low class places. | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?." stop meeting grannies for a start lmao | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?. stop meeting grannies for a start lmao " Now, that's funny, but I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when a certain lovely lady reads that. | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?. stop meeting grannies for a start lmao Now, that's funny, but I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when a certain lovely lady reads that. " good job it was a tongue in cheek comment then lol | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?." If ya go down to your local farm shop...they should have some nice juicy chickens n turkeyss that ya can tuck into | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?." Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots. Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head . Oh and ya dont like sauce | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?. Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots. Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head . Oh and ya dont like sauce " he likes cranberry with his tough burds | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?. Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots. Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head . Oh and ya dont like sauce " Thanks for the advice, I have updated it. ............ I just hope that gran pants burd doesn't see this thread now, ah well never mind she might learn from it, bloody sauce sachet collector. | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?. Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots. Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head . Oh and ya dont like sauce " Don't forget the increasingly common 'heavy cummer'. If they don't produce four gallons of semen during their 10 orgams per second then aparently they feel they have failed! | |||
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?. Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots. Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head . Oh and ya dont like sauce Don't forget the increasingly common 'heavy cummer'. If they don't produce four gallons of semen during their 10 orgams per second then aparently they feel they have failed!" I considered that but thought it might sound a little cheesy, I'm quite pleased with my profile now, but I guess I'm not coming up on peoples searches as I've had no messages yet. | |||
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"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl " Hey it might be, never thought of that. | |||
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"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl Hey it might be, never thought of that. " lol, i think it is | |||
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"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl Hey it might be, never thought of that. lol, i think it is " Oops, and people complain about profiles not being read properly. Group Hug Jo!! | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! " Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo " But apparently it's just all humour. | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo But apparently it's just all humour." get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing. None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh. | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo " Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo But apparently it's just all humour. get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing. None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh. " IN ur defence hun after reading the 'CONFUSED' thread then reading urs it clicked straightaway and even i had a good ole laugh about it but maybe those who didnt read the 'CONFUSED' thingy mi bob and read urs straightaway took it totally wrong but hey its done now | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. " Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have " Aw hun but he wasnt poking fun he was pokin me | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have " Have I seriously poked fun at Jo? I think not. Suck Up!! | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo But apparently it's just all humour. get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing. None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh. " Dear oh dear | |||
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke, and i thought it was funny. to many serious people on here .. chill pills anyone " More chilled than a chilled thing that went to the school of chilledness and did very well indeed here | |||
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke, and i thought it was funny. to many serious people on here .. chill pills anyone " Well said hun just wot i was thinking but couldnt see the keyboard to type it | |||
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke, and i thought it was funny. to many serious people on here .. chill pills anyone " I havent read confused thread, have seen how quickly this one has gone into decline, so off to read t'other thread now. | |||
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"Now now boys handbags at dawn " but do the handbags match the granny pants????? | |||
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke, and i thought it was funny. to many serious people on here .. chill pills anyone I havent read confused thread, have seen how quickly this one has gone into decline, so off to read t'other thread now. " Wise choice think ill come with u hun...men i dont know | |||
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"Now now boys handbags at dawn but do the handbags match the granny pants?????" Only if their mums dressed em | |||
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"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though " I completely agree with that. I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly. .............. I've noticed it's only two guys that don't find it funny, it would appear (at least now) that the ladies do find it funny, and as my joke was aimed at a lady as such, I find that interesting. It's good that we are not all the same but it's better we're not all miserable. ........... I am interested in why non de plums (or whatever) thinks I made fun of you Jo King, maybe the nelly or the narna, harsh words eh. Mwah to you Jo, and to those that oppose, well.... | |||
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"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though I completely agree with that. I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly. " It was my impulsive gut-feel nature, jumped to the wrong conclusion without reading the entire thread! DOH!!! I don't usually get it wrong, however, when I do, it is rather spectacular, ha ha! | |||
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!! Gullible???? , . . Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? . Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo " Not quite a fake profile, I created it for one reason about two months ago, but decided now to use it for another reason, quite like many couples do, create a second profile so both can view fab at the same time, well it's that and also the fact it's not always obvious when I as a couple am online so avoids some messages. | |||
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"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!! i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!! peace xxxxxx " I would!!! | |||
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"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though I completely agree with that. I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly. It was my impulsive gut-feel nature, jumped to the wrong conclusion without reading the entire thread! DOH!!! I don't usually get it wrong, however, when I do, it is rather spectacular, ha ha! " You're not the first and wont be the last to do so. it's others comments taking it seriously that is the funniest thing about this thread. | |||
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"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!! i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!! peace xxxxxx I would!!! " lol in beige ones?? that could technically be used by a family of four for a campin trip reinforced gusset the lot????? | |||
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"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!! i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!! peace xxxxxx I would!!! lol in beige ones?? that could technically be used by a family of four for a campin trip reinforced gusset the lot????? " Yeah why not, bug knickers are ok, it's just the term granny knickers tickled me. | |||
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"I have to wear firm control stuff - need all the help I can get! Mind you, playmates prefer skimpy undies, what am I to do except to try and please?! " lol firm control thongs...i always feel a fraud in them lol!! sod it im sure 90% dont notice anyway!! xx | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much " Phew and he was pooing himself lol | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much Phew and he was pooing himself lol" I was not at all. | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much " As was intended, at least it puts an end to the miserable feckers moans. | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much Phew and he was pooing himself lol I was not at all. " Lol yeah right | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much Phew and he was pooing himself lol I was not at all. Lol yeah right " Sshhh!! | |||
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"Granny pants ROCK!!!! hehehehehe" and roll !! | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much Phew and he was pooing himself lol I was not at all. Lol yeah right Sshhh!! " Dont u sshh me buggerlugs | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much Phew and he was pooing himself lol I was not at all. Lol yeah right Sshhh!! Dont u sshh me buggerlugs " It was a joke, lol. am I allowed to say that?. | |||
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"Nutty burd just about describes me on a good day anyways Can I be almond cos I like them best? " I like almond too. | |||
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"I just want to know.... was the request to wear her knickers unappealling because: a - they were not fresh out the draw b - they were not a flattering style and you prefer something small and skimpy c - there were no matching items to complete the outfit" You just want to know that I WAS UNAPPEALLING, DON'T PRETEND OTHERWISE !! While we're being honest here guys, lets be truthful now. | |||
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"this is such a funny thread made me giggle so much Phew and he was pooing himself lol I was not at all. Lol yeah right Sshhh!! Dont u sshh me buggerlugs It was a joke, lol. am I allowed to say that?. " Lol no now get to bed | |||
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