FabSwingers.com forum: About the dress LOL

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i have very sad news to tell u, my dress i was going to wear to the social is now a NO NO. it does not fit me now

the only thing i can think of is 2bonk has broking into my house and found my dress and has made it smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leggings and crop top it's then kitty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i have very sad news to tell u, my dress i was going to wear to the social is now a NO NO. it does not fit me now

the only thing i can think of is 2bonk has broking into my house and found my dress and has made it smaller

A hot wash was all it took miss

Anyway surely like every woman on the planet you have a multitude of other outfits you can wear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yea i am going in a bra and hot pants now, i think the trassy chav look will suit me hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yea i am going in a bra and hot pants now, i think the trassy chav look will suit me hahaha"

I'm sure you would look gorgeous in wearing a potato sack, or even a bin bag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol ta W. but i think the bin bag is a bit last year lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What colour stilettos ?

To be a true chav they must be white !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi all, just want to thank u love reading these pages gives me a lift for the day and something to smile about.Sarah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi all, just want to thank u love reading these pages gives me a lift for the day and something to smile about.Sarah xxxx"

You keep om posting, your avatar gave me a lift (of sorts).lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What colour stilettos ?

To be a true chav they must be white !!"

yea will be defo white lol

and i gonnna wear the biggist hoops ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must top the look off with a Croydon facelift lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

defo, i got the hair gel ready. i hope bonk2 aint nicked me red lippy when he was busy shrinking my dress!!!

i am gonna look soooo cool at this social yeehaaaa lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG be careful with that red lippy !!

I suspect that bonk2 being highly trained (army man) would have stealthily applied a smearing around his weapon, surreptitiously replacing the abused item leaving no forensics !!!

Best go nick a new lipstick darlin lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

omg u think he do that do me?

ok i go nick another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

no i thought about it, he would not do that to me lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"hi all, just want to thank u love reading these pages gives me a lift for the day and something to smile about.Sarah xxxx"

Welcome to the Pussy Posse Sarah

Come join us........... the boys are a bit useless but they are fun to wind up.

Maddie xxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sarah,

Welcome form but please accept a bit of well intentioned advice..........check your thesaurus and spell checker are not set to Swahili.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG be careful with that red lippy !!

I suspect that bonk2 being highly trained (army man) would have stealthily applied a smearing around his weapon, surreptitiously replacing the abused item leaving no forensics !!!

Best go nick a new lipstick darlin lol"

Sin,

Army..........wrong colour.....think light blue

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

kitty why dont you cut the dress in half and make a bottome and top

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"kitty why dont you cut the dress in half and make a bottome and top"

And just have no middle???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah,

Welcome form but please accept a bit of well intentioned advice..........check your thesaurus and spell checker are not set to Swahili.............

What is it with you and Swahili at the moment? lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"kitty why dont you cut the dress in half and make a bottome and top

And just have no middle???"

lol the bump is the middle she can have the skirt below the bump and the top above lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sarah,

Welcome form but please accept a bit of well intentioned advice..........check your thesaurus and spell checker are not set to Swahili.............

What is it with you and Swahili at the moment? lol

The leader of the Fussy Pasty has been having some grammar and spelling issues of late............

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"kitty why dont you cut the dress in half and make a bottome and top

And just have no middle???

lol the bump is the middle she can have the skirt below the bump and the top above lol"

AAhhhh, get you now.

I think its quite sexy when bump is shown off in a tasteful manner :D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem, arn't we all forgetting one major thing here.

Kitty for the true chav preggers look, one must definately use some fake tan. lol

Oh and don't forget to put so much on that (A) You look tangoed & (B) You have amazing streaks. lol

XXXXX

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

IS dat wiv da blue eyeshadddoooooow aswellll???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ok so my outfit tonight is...........

a dress cut in two, big belly hanging over, White high heels, croyden face lift, blue eye shadow, red lippy, big hoop earrings, and the skankist orange tan ever!!!!

nowww, do u think i gonnnna look cooool

hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok so my outfit tonight is...........

a dress cut in two, big belly hanging over, White high heels, croyden face lift, blue eye shadow, red lippy, big hoop earrings, and the skankist orange tan ever!!!!

nowww, do u think i gonnnna look cooool

hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mwah XXXXXXX Your gonna look amazing hunni and I wanna see the pics to prove it X;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok so my outfit tonight is...........

a dress cut in two, big belly hanging over, White high heels, croyden face lift, blue eye shadow, red lippy, big hoop earrings, and the skankist orange tan ever!!!!

nowww, do u think i gonnnna look cooool

hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!"

Add an oversized gobfull of chewing gum and you'll be irresistible !!!

No handbag - where will you keep you Vodka ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sin,

Army..........wrong colour.....think light blue

Ahhhh Rentokill......

lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sin,

Army..........wrong colour.....think light blue

Ahhhh Rentokill......

lol..."

Considering what we are currently up to you are half right

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ta W. but i think the bin bag is a bit last year lol"

Not if you wear a green bag. Green is the new black and so summer 2009

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol"

A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol

It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ta W. but i think the bin bag is a bit last year lol

Not if you wear a green bag. Green is the new black and so summer 2009"

But it's only March 7th..........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol ta W. but i think the bin bag is a bit last year lol

Not if you wear a green bag. Green is the new black and so summer 2009

But it's only March 7th..........?"

That's Kitty getting in early again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol

A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol

It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx"

Hmmmm I'm always wearing my hair scraped back, does that make me a chav? lol

Actually with my glasses half way down my nose its more this School Mistress look. It teds to scare my 13 year old son as he says mom you look like my head teacher. lol X;)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol

A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol

It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx

Hmmmm I'm always wearing my hair scraped back, does that make me a chav? lol

Actually with my glasses half way down my nose its more this School Mistress look. It teds to scare my 13 year old son as he says mom you look like my head teacher. lol X;)"

Lol most certainly not Earthy..I can't think of anyone more un-chav like than you! Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol

A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol

It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx

Hmmmm I'm always wearing my hair scraped back, does that make me a chav? lol

Actually with my glasses half way down my nose its more this School Mistress look. It teds to scare my 13 year old son as he says mom you look like my head teacher. lol X;)

Lol most certainly not Earthy..I can't think of anyone more un-chav like than you! Xxxxx

Whew!!! thank frell for that. lol lol X;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the Edit button *sniff sniff* :*(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when do we get to find out what you wore and how it went...........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well i wore my chav outfit and had a 18 man gangbang over the pool table LOL

ok ok

i wore black leggings with a nice longish top and boots, i had a wash as well which helped and brushed my hair lol

the night went ok i met so many nice people and had a fun time. at times i wished it was more private as there where times when the more 'less' dressed i felt where on desplay to the locals (if ya get what i mean).

if i was not preg and went less dressed and found after paying a tenner to get in locals could come and stare and take pics i would not be happy, but other then that it was cool and i had a burger king yeeehaaaaaaaa

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol loved this thread !

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