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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

Give us a filthy piece of lyric and see who guesses the band that wrote it.

To get the ball rolling..

"cos' it wont suck itself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px "

Easy. NIN. Good call, classic song x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost anything by Steel Panther

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

Easy. NIN. Good call, classic song x"

my favourite. Had to be done! Px

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Almost anything by Steel Panther

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Then what's the band from my song lyric? C'mon !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px "

Was that S Club 7 ??

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

Easy. NIN. Good call, classic song x

my favourite. Had to be done! Px "

Standard

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Panties round your knees

With your ass in debris

Doing that grind

With a push and a squeeze

Tied up, tied down

Up against the wall

Be my rubbermade baby

And we can do it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Almost anything by Steel Panther

Then what's the band from my song lyric? C'mon !

"

Exactly - probably Community Property?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

Was that S Club 7 ??"

HAHAHAHAHAHA orange juice just came out my nose

Px

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

It won't suck itself by steel panther. A wonderfully evocative piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok

I got love on my fingers

Lust on my tongue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse / He Monica Lewinski'd all on my gown

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

Was that S Club 7 ??"

Almost. Bunch of wronguns. They Covered the song at a show in 96 and were promptly covered in cum aftershow . FILTH

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

arseholes, bastards, fucking cunts and pricks.

a lawless brat from a council flat.

plaistow patricia

Ian dury..

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air

She told me to come, but I was already there

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

You're so much cooler when you never pull it out

'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck shit pussy ass motherfucking damn bitch

Px

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on"

Buckcherry . Dirty. Nice one

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse / He Monica Lewinski'd all on my gown"

Lmao . No idea but I need to know the track

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

Was that S Club 7 ??

HAHAHAHAHAHA orange juice just came out my nose

Px "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hey, I know what to do

I'm gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!

Fuck You!

Yeah, I know what to do

I'm going to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!

Fuck You!

I'm gonna

Gonna'

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air

She told me to come, but I was already there

"

AC/DC. It was going to be my offering.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I like your pants around your feet

And I like the dirt that's on your knees

And I like the way you still say please

While you're looking up at me.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"He popped all my buttons and he ripped my blouse / He Monica Lewinski'd all on my gown

Lmao . No idea but I need to know the track "

Partition by Beyonce I think

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
over a year ago

Torquay

Kevin bloody Wilson

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

And would you, would you let me kiss you there

You know, down there where it counts

I'll do it so good, I swear I'll drink every ounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out

'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth"

Something in your mouth - Nickelback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a moist vagina

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"We should both go to bed, 'till we make each other sore"

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Almost anything by Steel Panther

"

I was just about to post one of theirs

"Baby, suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll

Suckin' lots of dick is so rock n' roll

Don't have to be a fireman to ride the pole

No amount of respect is gonna save your soul

When many moons pass, your tits grow long

But your pussy don't ever stop craving the dong

Now a bunch of old folks gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong"

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

How about this one...

"I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

Tried to fuck your dad in the ass

Could only find the dog....and his ass"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I believe it was Mud......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is much bigger than yours

My cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure

It's got you screaming back for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought,

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By Christ you should have seen us

the figure head was a whore in bed

and the mast was a great big penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I like you, I like you

I like you, I like you

And like can lead to like-like

And like-like can lead to love

Sure as the stars above I’d really like to

Kiss you (hold you)

Squeeze you (kiss you)

Kiss you (jack you)

Rip you (kiss you)

Kiss you (rim you)

R8pe you (kiss you)

Kiss you (kill you)

Fist you (kiss you)

Fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is much bigger than yours

My cock can walk right through the door

With a feeling so pure

It's got you screaming back for"

Cigaro, System Of A Down

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Almost anything by Steel Panther

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like your pants around your feet

I like the dirt that’s on your knees

I like the way you still say please whilst your looking up at me

You’re like my favourite damn disease....

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Ok

I got love on my fingers

Lust on my tongue..."

Heard Royal Blood for the first time while flipping through radio stations on the way home from gym one night. Looked them up as soon as I got in, had jjlyst caught their first play on Radio 1 and it blew my mind!

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By *rad670Man
over a year ago

South Lakes

Love resurrection, Alison Moyet.

For a warm injection

Is all I need to calm the pain

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hey Santa Claus you cunt where's me fucking bike?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Lick it hard, lap it up, do it now baby, touch it, touch it

Lick your lips and flash your paws

Shuck me suck me, eat me raw

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

My balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full. Everybody comes and comes again.

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By *onlywishiMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

“I dream of naked ladies leaping over me ,peeping through holes in public lavatories, domineering women in thigh high boots tying me up whipping me”?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"My balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full. Everybody comes and comes again."

Big balls AC/DC

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It won't suck itself by steel panther. A wonderfully evocative piece "

Saw them last year. Awesomely dirty. Everyone should check out the xxx version of Glory Hole. Hilarious.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

For persistently writing about sleazy, filthy sex, Arab Strap always took the biscuit for me...

"It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen

But you've no idea where that cock has been

You said you were careful, you never were with me

I heard you did it four times but Jonnies come in packs of three"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG6cwkuO4ak

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Not so much filthy but love this , Venus in furs by velvet underground

Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather

Shiny leather in the dark

Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you

Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Cracks me up every time-

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

That's what I said

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand

Or, so I've read.

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo

I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about bum cakes

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day

You know what I mean.

I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day

You know what I mean.

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights

Big game's waiting there inside her tights.

Big bottom

Big bottom

Talk about mud flaps

My gal's got 'em.

Big bottom

Drive me out of my mind.

How can I leave this behind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck me, suck me, eat me raw

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Another -

You've got a pussy

I have a dick

So, what's the problem

Let's do it quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna fuck you like an animal

I wanna feel you from the inside

I wanna fuck you like an animal

My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to God

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Suck me, suck me, eat me raw"

Harder faster W.A.S.P

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By *onlywishiMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"“I dream of naked ladies leaping over me ,peeping through holes in public lavatories, domineering women in thigh high boots tying me up whipping me”?"

Anti nowhere league learned a few swear words from their first album lol

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By *heNYCSausageMan
over a year ago

Everton

This is a song

For the ladies,

But fella's,

Listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey

I'm gonna fuck you, softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you, sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin' teamwork

What's your favorite posish

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish

I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then

I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"This is a song

For the ladies,

But fella's,

Listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey

I'm gonna fuck you, softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you, sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin' teamwork

What's your favorite posish

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish

I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then

I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

"

It's the mighty D \m/

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Not explicit but I've always enjoyed the subtlety of this....

Sweet Nancy was so fancy

To get into her pants

We had to be the aristocracy

The members that she toyed with

At city club were something in diplomacy

So we put her on the hit list

Of a common cunning linguist

A master of many tongues

And now she eases gently

From her Austin to her Bentley

Suddenly she feels so young

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

Honestly, somehow it always seems

That I'm dreamin' of somethin' I can never be

It doesn't matter to me

'Cause I will always be that pimp that I see in all of my fantasies

I don't know your fuckin' name

So what? Let's...

Screamin' to be the only way

That I can truly be free from my fucked up reality

So I dream and stroke it harder

'Cause it's so fun to see my face starin' back at me

I don't know your fuckin' name

So what? Let's fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px

Easy. NIN. Good call, classic song x"

It can't be a classic. I remember buying the 12 inch. This makes me sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a DC10 guaranteed to go down

But baby your black box is the one that I found

I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving

It won't cost you any money

Then she grabbed by the ears and said

KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS FUNNY!

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By *weedeldumbCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leeds & Harrogate

Easy! It's US hardcore punk shock-rockers Dwarves

Check out 'Let's Fuck' from their seminal classic 'Blood, Guts & Pussy' album...

Eyeballs for breakfast

Jack off for lunch

I'd like you better if you had a fuckin cunt

Let's fuck- let's fuck

I'm made of rubber

You're made of glue

I wanna stick my fucking cock inside of you

Let's Fuck

I am the best fuckin fuck in the whole USA

I can fuck you to death, I can fuck you to stay

I am the best fucking fuck in the whole fuckin world

Dog eat dog, boy eat girl

I'm the duke of fuckin earl

Let's fuck

Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

Old enough to pee then she's old enough for me

Let's fuck

They ain't getting a guest slot on The One Show or Songs of Praise anytime soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardi B : yeah he fuckin with this wet ass pussy

City Girls (JT) : I like to be fucked like a sluuuuut come here daddy come and eat it upppp

look in his eyes and swallow that nuuuuut

The list goes on rap is where it’s at

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Lil Kim - How many licks

I've been a lot of places

Seen a lot of faces

Ah hell I even fucked with different races

A white dude his name was John

He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh

He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom

And he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm

Dan my nigga from Down South

Used to like me to spank him and cum in his mouth

And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)

And he didn't give a fuck (Uh-huh)

That's what I liked about him

He ate my pussy from dark till the morning

And called his girl up and told her we was boning

Puerto Rican papi, he used to be Deacon

But now he be sucking me off on the weekend

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"My balls are always bouncing and my ballroom always full. Everybody comes and comes again.

Big balls AC/DC"

Bon Scott at his very best!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

And I've sucked sweets

And I've sucked rock

And I've even sucked an old man's cock

So what, so what?

And I've fucked a sheep

And I've fucked a goat

I've had my cock right down its throat

So what, so what?

So what, so what you boring little cunt?

Well who cares, who cares what you do?

Well I've d*unk that

And I've d*unk this

I've spewed up on a pint of piss

So what, so what?

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Nothing too obscene but it had me laughing when I first heard it:

"I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass,

or scour my boobies off with a rusty SOS pad,

or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I've sucked sweets

And I've sucked rock

And I've even sucked an old man's cock

So what, so what?

And I've fucked a sheep

And I've fucked a goat

I've had my cock right down its throat

So what, so what?

So what, so what you boring little cunt?

Well who cares, who cares what you do?

Well I've d*unk that

And I've d*unk this

I've spewed up on a pint of piss

So what, so what?

"

I'm going to kick myself, I haven't heard this for years and I can't think of the band!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"And I've sucked sweets

And I've sucked rock

And I've even sucked an old man's cock

So what, so what?

And I've fucked a sheep

And I've fucked a goat

I've had my cock right down its throat

So what, so what?

So what, so what you boring little cunt?

Well who cares, who cares what you do?

Well I've d*unk that

And I've d*unk this

I've spewed up on a pint of piss

So what, so what?

I'm going to kick myself, I haven't heard this for years and I can't think of the band! "

Metallica covered it but can't remember who wrote it tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I've sucked sweets

And I've sucked rock

And I've even sucked an old man's cock

So what, so what?

And I've fucked a sheep

And I've fucked a goat

I've had my cock right down its throat

So what, so what?

So what, so what you boring little cunt?

Well who cares, who cares what you do?

Well I've d*unk that

And I've d*unk this

I've spewed up on a pint of piss

So what, so what?

I'm going to kick myself, I haven't heard this for years and I can't think of the band!

Metallica covered it but can't remember who wrote it tbh"

Garage Inc. Album! Was it The Misfits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE!!!!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE!!!!

"

So it was, for the life of me couldn't remember

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

The Macc lads should rate highly in this forum.

You have Rammstein - pussy

Just a little bit, just a little bitch

You've got a pussy

I have a dick

So, what's the problem?

Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late

Life's too short so I can't wait

Take me now, oh, don't you see

I can't get laid in Germany?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"How about this one...

"I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

Tried to fuck your dad in the ass

Could only find the dog....and his ass""

Blink 182 - Fuck a Dog

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way

Keep your back against the wall

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way

Do not bend at all

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap

It's bad for you

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap

Someone will be waiting there for you

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

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By *isces WomanWoman
over a year ago

West London

Iwana fuck you like an animal.

I wana feel you from the inside.

I wana fuck you like an animal.

Nine inch nails

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By *aastyKnixWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oo err, a bit rude. ????

https://youtu.be/In2tYyd2F2A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mac lads

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"Give us a filthy piece of lyric and see who guesses the band that wrote it.

To get the ball rolling..

"cos' it wont suck itself""

Steel panther

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"Panties round your knees

With your ass in debris

Doing that grind

With a push and a squeeze

Tied up, tied down

Up against the wall

Be my rubbermade baby

And we can do it all"

Guns n roses

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"You're so much cooler when you never pull it out

'Cause you look so much cuter with something in your mouth"

Good one nickleback

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By *elsh_naturist_coupleCouple
over a year ago

Newport

"'Hey, I know what to do

I'm gonna fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!

Fuck You!

Yeah, I know what to do

I'm going to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you!

Fuck You!

I'm gonna

Gonna'"

I'm not sure who did the original but was cover by Duff from Guns n roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe in this its been proven by research he who fucks nuns will later join the church

Death or Glory

The Clash

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By *tp1664Man
over a year ago

b64

Fuck like a beast-wasp

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

“Whispered something in your ear

It was a perverted thing to say

But I said it anyway

Made you smile and look away”

Nothings going to hurt you baby by Cigarettes after sex.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Ali McGraw got mad at you for giving head to Steve McQueen

And

I asked a young policeman if he’d lock me up for the night/well I’ve had pigs in the farmyard/some of them, some of them are alright/well he fucked me with his truncheon and his helmet was way too tight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you let me violate you

you let me desecrate you

you let me penetrate you

Px "

Sounds like a good night that!!

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By *reativecouplederbyCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Literally anything by Prince in his first 20 years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look so much better,with something in your mouth.

Mrs choice, she loves nickleback, weirdo lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NiN closer.... entire song.. even better a cover version by 'in this moment'...Maria Brink has a voice that fires all my sex synapses!

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"Panties round your knees

With your ass in debris

Doing that grind

With a push and a squeeze

Tied up, tied down

Up against the wall

Be my rubbermade baby

And we can do it all

Guns n roses "

Yup

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

An old song but a great song... Its more of a lockdown song than others mentioned X

I bought you mail order

My plain wrapper baby

Your skin is like vinyl

The perfect companion

You float my new pool

De luxe and delightful

Inflatable doll

My role is to serve you

Disposable darling

Can't throw you away now

Immortal and life size

My breath is inside you

I'll dress you up daily

And keep you till death sighs

Inflatable doll

Lover ungrateful

I blew up your body

But you blew my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like your pants around your feet

I like the dirt that’s on your knees

I like the way you still say please whilst your looking up at me

You’re like my favourite damn disease...."

Figured you out by Nickleback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give us a filthy piece of lyric and see who guesses the band that wrote it.

To get the ball rolling..

"cos' it wont suck itself""

Great thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t know that I know

You watch me every night

And I just can’t resist the urge

To stand here in the light

Your greedy eyes upon me

And then I come undone

And I could close the curtains

But this is too much fun

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I love myself

I want you to love me

When I feel down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Not particularly dirty but definitely suggestive and now everyone who has read the above is singing the chorus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dripping willows on satin pillows

Love is being checked, from aher

Dead presidents still getting their fuck on

I'm so happy because ain't nothing like a lollipop

that gets sucked, ALL day long

A tangy, little candy drop

I love it when she brings me the pay

Dedicated like everyday... to the sunshine

Yeah my lady brings me mine

For like she says she does

And I believed her when I accept it

Yeah I got pimp bones in my body

and I rock them, like la-di-da-di

I rock them, mighty hardy, like la-di-da-di

I got pimp bones in my body.

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By *xplore_With_MeMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Christina sucks, Britney swallows....

Doubt anyone has heard of this band!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love myself

I want you to love me

When I feel down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Not particularly dirty but definitely suggestive and now everyone who has read the above is singing the chorus"

I touch myself - divinyls

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Christina sucks, Britney swallows....

Doubt anyone has heard of this band!"

Schism?

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

"I love myself

I want you to love me

When I feel down

I want you above me

I search myself

I want you to find me

I forget myself

I want you to remind me

Not particularly dirty but definitely suggestive and now everyone who has read the above is singing the chorus

I touch myself - divinyls"

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh-ooh

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.....yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay. I'm done, I already came twice

You ain't gonna make me cum

I'm all out of gas, not so fast

Uh, your finger just went in my ass

Ow, that hurts take it out now

Oh, wait a minute, aw

Put it back in, in in in

This don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

You've had a lotta dick

Had a lotta dick

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta dick Chasey

But you ain't had mine

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Fish and finger pie The Beatles

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Eminem - "FACK"

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By *ohnywrongunMan
over a year ago

Epping

Peaches..fuck the pain away

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

Surely anything by The Macc Lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody’s mentioned the bloodhound gangs poptastic main stream hit, ‘The Bad Touch’

A very cleverly written piece of filth, I’ve quoted my favourite verse here...

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt

Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics

Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means small craft advisory

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five

You sunk my battle ship please turn me on

I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"

You'll love it just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggie style

So we can both watch X-Files

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Nobody’s mentioned the bloodhound gangs poptastic main stream hit, ‘The Bad Touch’

A very cleverly written piece of filth, I’ve quoted my favourite verse here...

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt

Only God knows where we stuck it hieroglyphics

Let me be Pacific, I want to be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means small craft advisory

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, be minus five

You sunk my battle ship please turn me on

I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time"

You'll love it just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggie style

So we can both watch X-Files

"

Used to love this song

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

I'd like you better..if we slept together.

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By *erDirtyRockstar OP Man
over a year ago

buckinghamshire

"How about this one...

"I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

Tried to fuck your dad in the ass

Could only find the dog....and his ass""

Lmao what song is that. It's got to be steel panther

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"This is a song

For the ladies,

But fella's,

Listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey

I'm gonna fuck you, softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you, sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin' teamwork

What's your favorite posish

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish

I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then

I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

"

Love tenacious d

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This is a song

For the ladies,

But fella's,

Listen closely.

You don't always have to fuck her hard

In fact sometimes that's not right to do

Sometimes you got to make some love

And fuckin' give her some smooches too

Sometimes you've got to squeeze

Sometimes you've got to say please

Sometimes you got to say hey

I'm gonna fuck you, softly

I'm gonna screw you gently

I'm gonna hump you, sweetly

I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I brought you flowers

And then you say wait a minute Sally

I think I've got something in my teeth

Could you get it out for me

That's fuckin' teamwork

What's your favorite posish

That's cool with me it's not my favorite but I'll do it for you

What's your favorite dish

I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely

And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly

And then I'll fucking bone you completely

But then

I'm gonna fuck you hard

Hard

Love tenacious d"

Same

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown

Known to make more money than any bitch in town

She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt

Over to Stagger Lee, she's starting to flirt

Oh, with Stagger Lee

She saw the barkeep, said, "Oh God, he can't be dead!"

Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"

She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time

Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime"

Mr. Stagger Lee

"But there's something I have to say before you begin

You have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in

Mr. Stagger Lee"

"I'll stay here 'til Billy Dilly comes in, 'til time comes to pass

And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass"

Said Stagger Lee

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know

And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole"

Said Stagger Lee

Just then Billy Dilly rolls in, he says, "You must be

The mad motherfucker called Stagger Lee"

I'm Stagger Lee

"Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees

Then suck my dick, because If you don't you're gonna be dead"

Said Stagger Lee

Well Billy Dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head

And Stag filled him full of lead

Oh yeah

---------

A song about murder and fucking from Australia's finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out on tour yo, I been all around the world

Went to Georgia, met this fine-ass white girl

Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs

The kinda girl that would knock out most guys

She got wild in the backstage bathroom

Sucked my dick like a motherfucking vacuum

Said I love you, but my daddy don't play

He's the fucking Grand Wizard of the KKK

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By *andD TogetherWeCanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Keep your drink just give me the money

It's just you and your hand tonight

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By *obody1234Couple
over a year ago

Newport

face down arse up thats how we like to fuck

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By *tephanie50TV/TS
over a year ago

redditch

orgasm addict - buzzcocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The entire song fuck her gently by tenacious D

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By *umslut jannineTV/TS
over a year ago

nottingham

"How about this one...

"I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

Tried to fuck your dad in the ass

Could only find the dog....and his ass""

Blink 182

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Not band but song.. Tupac thug in me thug in you

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By *ntman83Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Do me a favour, ask your girl what my dick tastes like

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Tenacious D. Fuck her gently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put this pussy right in your face

Swipe your nose like a credit card

Hop on top, I wanna ride

I do a kegel while it's inside

Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes

This pussy is wet, come take a dive

Tie me up like I'm surprised

Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise

I want you to park that big Mack truck

Right in this little garage

Make it cream, make me scream

Out in public, make a scene

I don't cook, I don't clean

But let me tell you how I got this ring…

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Dr Hook!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone can guess without googling it? LOL

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

212 by Azealia Banks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can google now to check lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"212 by Azealia Banks.

"

I was just throwing this song into the mix for dirty filthy lyrics.

Azealia Banks is a pretty rude dirty and controversial artist.

Nice norks also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buckcherry : Crazy Bitch

Hey

You're a crazy bitch

But you fuck so good, I'm on top of it

When I dream, I'm doing you all night

Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

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