FabSwingers.com forum: people you fancy but would never admit it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is there anyone out there that you secretly fancy but dont like to admit it?

for example my bloke fancies the pants off colleen nolan but wont admit it to the lads lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really, I have impeccable taste! ;-0

I may think of someone, give me time.lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the wife !!! mums the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This lass called Gemma from Gateshead!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oi big fella lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there anyone out there that you secretly fancy but dont like to admit it?

for example my bloke fancies the pants off colleen nolan but wont admit it to the lads lol"

No,always admit it,be honest and sod 'em, thats me.

Annie Robinson (Sassy little bitch),

Liz McDonald (Rovers Landlady),

Viv Windsor (Jailed Shopkeeper off Emerdale,great legs),

The Loose Women (Hopefuly they wouldn't be loose),

Marge Simpson, (Seen her shagging on film,she really moves it,great tits too)

Too many others to mention.

Ric

PS:Reckon anyone making a Marge Simpson sex doll would be onto a fortune,lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wifes sister.... Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wifes sister.... Shhhhh

You mean you haven't?......OOPS,DAMN!

Ric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wifes sister.... Shhhhh

You mean you haven't?......OOPS,DAMN!

Ric

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Amateurs!! ;-0

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By *evin5050Man
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Oh yes - I agree with Colleen Nolan. Also Jane McDonald (singer). OK an off the wall one - Frank Gallaghers wife off shameless who's always dressing sexily!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wifes sister.... Shhhhh

You mean you haven't?......OOPS,DAMN!

Ric

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Not yet ... Working on it... but she's hard work lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with Ric on Ann Robinson too....

I mean you ask yourself 'why' but still would lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ruth langsford ( this morning programme ) mmmmmmmmm i swear she is wearing black hold ups and no panties most days lol

mr hedo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to say who I fancy but I can't admit it, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is there anyone out there that you secretly fancy but dont like to admit it?

for example my bloke fancies the pants off colleen nolan but wont admit it to the lads lol

No,always admit it,be honest and sod 'em, thats me.

Annie Robinson (Sassy little bitch),

Liz McDonald (Rovers Landlady),

Viv Windsor (Jailed Shopkeeper off Emerdale,great legs),

The Loose Women (Hopefuly they wouldn't be loose),

Marge Simpson, (Seen her shagging on film,she really moves it,great tits too)

Too many others to mention.

Ric

PS:Reckon anyone making a Marge Simpson sex doll would be onto a fortune,lol."

Oh yeah.......Bonnie Langford..........

Couldn't stand her when she was younger but when I saw her on that Dancing On Ice show I thought WOW! What an arse!

Great little fit bod,you could pick her up,wrap her legs round you and off you go.

You could multi task,make a brew,answer the phone,let the dog out even hoover. All the while her arse would be going like a bee's wing and no stress on your leg's coz theres nowt to her,lol.

Can't you tell I've given this some thought?

Ric

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By *lwayshorny70Man
over a year ago

Redditch

i agree with kevin

franks wife in shameless - something really dirty about her lol

and not a lot left to the imagination in this series too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i agree with kevin

franks wife in shameless - something really dirty about her lol

and not a lot left to the imagination in this series too."

you aint kidding i saw that episode with the mirror too mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

Peanut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peanut!"

aawwwww thanx maddy

and erm well erm keep this to yaself and dont let anyone see this on the forum

lol but your pretty hot yourself

mmmmmmmm WINK!! WINK!!

whoops ive just told everyone on the forum ive got the hotts for _adchick you sexy lil minx hehehehehe mmmmmmmm

a big mmmmmmmmmwahh comin at ya gorgeous

xxxxxpeanutxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine is christian from eastenders everytime i see him i get all flustered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine is christian from eastenders everytime i see him i get all flustered lol"

That's yer hormones all haywire honey, wait till ya not prggers, you'll think he looks like a fookin oily little chav hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mine is christian from eastenders everytime i see him i get all flustered lol

That's yer hormones all haywire honey, wait till ya not prggers, you'll think he looks like a fookin oily little chav hehehe"

I was about to blame the hormones too, lol.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"mine is christian from eastenders everytime i see him i get all flustered lol

That's yer hormones all haywire honey, wait till ya not prggers, you'll think he looks like a fookin oily little chav hehehe

I was about to blame the hormones too, lol.

Naahhhh.........Kitty's just mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick Van Dike, lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Dick Van Dike, lol"

half a sixpence is better than half a penny ......as he was or as he is now ....does that silver fox do it for you baby or do you like his ..chitty chitty bang bang and deep meaningful chim chim cheroo...pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Dick Van Dike, lol"

He has got something!!!

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By *itFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Around & about

"Dick Van Dike, lol

He has got something!!!"

If I wasnt 100% straight Id agree wiv ya missus, cor blimey guv'nor, chim chim cheroooo x

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Dick Van Dike, lol

He has got something!!!

If I wasnt 100% straight Id agree wiv ya missus, cor blimey guv'nor, chim chim cheroooo x"

got to have been the worst cockney accent i ever heard lol ....more like an australian michael barrymore all wight

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Dick Van Dike, lol

He has got something!!!"

yeah but as he is now ...or was in chitty etc

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By *itFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Around & about

That ginger one from Girls aloud .... I dont know her name and Im way too terrified to search for it on google in case the police ever confiscate my hard drive!!

but yeah..... something about a redhead Mmmmmmmm *licks lips

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By *itFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Around & about

"Dick Van Dike, lol

I'll refrain from pulling up your 'Tommy Steele' oversight.... Im away to get me some electrocution lessons ......

Top, middle or bottom? :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to clarify, Dick Van Dike in murder diagnois

UPDATE................

Agent Gibbs (NCIS), mmmmmm

and a sandwich with Denozo would be a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Just to clarify, Dick Van Dike in murder diagnois

UPDATE................

Agent Gibbs (NCIS), mmmmmm

and a sandwich with Denozo would be a bonus"

Aaww thought Dick Van Dyke in Mary poppins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ginger one from Girls aloud .... I dont know her name and Im way too terrified to search for it on google in case the police ever confiscate my hard drive!!

but yeah..... something about a redhead Mmmmmmmm *licks lips"

Ahhhh I knew you fancied me lol

For those that don't know. 'I'm a Red Head' lol X;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I forgot, Paul Ogrady, just something about him, slim, humourous, dirty mind. Wish he was Bi instead of Gay tho, Boo Hoo!!!!!! X:*(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ginger one from Girls aloud .... I dont know her name and Im way too terrified to search for it on google in case the police ever confiscate my hard drive!!

but yeah..... something about a redhead Mmmmmmmm *licks lips"

Oh god no! Nicola Roberts is a proper munter!... everytime I see her I want to rub fake tan on her! She looks ill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ginger one from Girls aloud .... I dont know her name and Im way too terrified to search for it on google in case the police ever confiscate my hard drive!!

but yeah..... something about a redhead Mmmmmmmm *licks lips

Oh god no! Nicola Roberts is a proper munter!... everytime I see her I want to rub fake tan on her! She looks ill!"

Hey what are you implying? lol

I'd prefure to say I'm pale and extreamly interesting lol :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel Edmonds

Christian from Eastenders

Cain Dingle from Emmerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ginger one from Girls aloud .... I dont know her name and Im way too terrified to search for it on google in case the police ever confiscate my hard drive!!

but yeah..... something about a redhead Mmmmmmmm *licks lips

Oh god no! Nicola Roberts is a proper munter!... everytime I see her I want to rub fake tan on her! She looks ill!"

I could not disagree more, I think she has a lovely complexion, naturally milky, and feel the rest of girls aloud need a good soak to tone then down, lol then, I don't go for the fake tan orange look at all, and love red heads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ginger one from Girls aloud .... I dont know her name and Im way too terrified to search for it on google in case the police ever confiscate my hard drive!!

but yeah..... something about a redhead Mmmmmmmm *licks lips

Oh god no! Nicola Roberts is a proper munter!... everytime I see her I want to rub fake tan on her! She looks ill!

Erm.... had a think about what you said and .....

...nah!.. she's a munter big time hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well after a particularly heavy night on the newquay brun suppose we could fancy wishy but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mine is Deano from eastenders but feel bad as he is quite young

gem x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines gota be a strange one lol

JESSICA RABBIT out of the film roger rabbit mmmmmmmmm

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ones really hard....

The Lord will surely forgive...

I fancy one of the posse lol.... Ooerr.. I'm doomed I'm sure .. but I do I do ...

Said it now lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I too feel the need to confess that I fancy someone on here.....Its.......nah I aint saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me? ha ha

errrrrm gotta be Gordon Ramsey...granted he is old enough to be my Grandad..but mmmmmm, i would quite happily let him verbally abuse me in the kitchen hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could both start a whole new fetish lol

"KD" Kitchen Domination.

Just think of all the utensils you could use to abuse each other. lol lol

Brings a whole new meaning to, Whats Cooking. :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like food sex eatin it off each others bodies sometimes our bedroom looks more like a greengrocers lol xx Sarah

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well people think my taste is mad enough anyway so i will admit to

philip junipus

philip schofield

richard madley

terry venables

brian dowling

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Good grief! you want em all three times! lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pmsl, it was coming up as error on the page could someone delete a couple of them pleasexx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good grief! you want em all three times! lol"

I'd settle for having YOU just once. *blushes* X;)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Good grief! you want em all three times! lol

I'd settle for having YOU just once. *blushes* X;)"

Ooooh Earthy I feel honoured X xx *also blushing*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if this is turmed a 'virtual crush' lol X;)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Lol I think it has! xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

This is one I would'nt tell my friends about..Kira Reed shes a presenter on Sexcetera

I think shes yummy yummy yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is one I would'nt tell my friends about..Kira Reed shes a presenter on Sexcetera

I think shes yummy yummy yummy"

Talking of which,check out Fiver Chanel now,all about bum fun,lol.

Trace & Ric

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is one I would'nt tell my friends about..Kira Reed shes a presenter on Sexcetera

I think shes yummy yummy yummy"

mmmmmmmmmmm she is also devinn lane the porn star mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

@ Trace and Ric,I can't quote you but Ive got it on now, little bit clinical for me poor guy being interviewed with a finger up his bum lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey i'll tell you what i would take all you ladies on in the same room hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah and Daz would be the veyour hahahahahaha

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

oooh i fancied Elizabeth Montgomery big style ...shame she died

(Samantha from bewitched)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Aww she was cute..I used to fancy the artful dodger from Oliver lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Aww she was cute..I used to fancy the artful dodger from Oliver lol"

what the little kid ...what was his name

jack something ...god my memory is going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Aww she was cute..I used to fancy the artful dodger from Oliver lol

what the little kid ...what was his name

jack something ...god my memory is going lol

Jack Wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if these three would like to partake in a foursome with me. heheheh

Richard Hammond,

James May,

and Jeremy Clarkson.

Yummy yummy, and I have no objection if all the do is talk about their gear sticks. *winks* X

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"I wonder if these three would like to partake in a foursome with me. heheheh

Richard Hammond,

James May,

and Jeremy Clarkson.

Yummy yummy, and I have no objection if all the do is talk about their gear sticks. *winks* X

really depends on what car you got ....lets be honest ...lol

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