FabSwingers.com forum: Post Lockdown Pulling Lines.....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Be honest, you're out of practise and it worries you ....

Rehearse here...... What's your line for Summer 2021 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have lines I just be my self lol ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have even less luck if I used cheesy lines lol xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Trying to walk a straight one in heels again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest, you're out of practise and it worries you ....

Rehearse here...... What's your line for Summer 2021 ?"

Fancy a steak? No garlic. You know what I mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest, you're out of practise and it worries you ....

Rehearse here...... What's your line for Summer 2021 ?"

You have lovely eyes, a bit like the Domino’s delivery guy’s.......it’s been a while

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I'm Sophie......hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* in a club *

So is it to be the couples room, a private room, a viewing room or the dungeon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* in a club *

So is it to be the couples room, a private room, a viewing room or the dungeon?

Let’s go to the couples room xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If corona doesn't take you out can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/02/21 01:22:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If corona doesn't take you out can I? "

That's Quality haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If corona doesn't take you out can I? "

God I hope Covid takes me out now...oddly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Tumble*

Awkward silence whilst I try to remember how to flirt.

Yeah, that's about it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be honest, you're out of practise and it worries you ....

Rehearse here...... What's your line for Summer 2021 ?

You have lovely eyes, a bit like the Domino’s delivery guy’s.......it’s been a while"

Say what? Is this meant to make sense?

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By *ixfootinthecityMan
over a year ago

London

If I said I’d had the vaccine would you spread your Pfizer-part for me?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Would you like a toilet roll ?

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"hey nice mask! What communicable diseases have you got"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""hey nice mask! What communicable diseases have you got"?"

I’d maybe not use this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm not a dictator, I'm a dick taker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re you born on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock

Go see AJ, he’s a catch.

That should make it easier for me

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Is that a park bench and coffee that I spot, or are you just pleased to see me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is that a park bench and coffee that I spot, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Eeerm, the fact you love this as your emoji displays is the worst part...best of luck, I fear you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

""Is that a park bench and coffee that I spot, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Eeerm, the fact you love this as your emoji displays is the worst part...best of luck, I fear you need it"

Just keeping it real my friend

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

This would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Is that a park bench and coffee that I spot, or are you just pleased to see me?"

Eeerm, the fact you love this as your emoji displays is the worst part...best of luck, I fear you need it

Just keeping it real my friend

The only way

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Home made coffee? "

Well ground or roasted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee? "

Of course I’m well practiced there, plus only use strong intense brands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee?

Of course I’m well practiced there, plus only use strong intense brands

I like intense brands, they really wake me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee?

Of course I’m well practiced there, plus only use strong intense brands

I like intense brands, they really wake me up

I’m loving this. It’s not at all cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studies show that for the vaccine to be effective, you should have regular booster shots. So are you ready for another little prick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee?

Of course I’m well practiced there, plus only use strong intense brands

I like intense brands, they really wake me up

I’m loving this. It’s not at all cringe"

Sorry didn’t realise you were Chief Inspector of the fun police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee?

Of course I’m well practiced there, plus only use strong intense brands

I like intense brands, they really wake me up

I’m loving this. It’s not at all cringe"

More the merrier and coffee the way forward how would you like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally out of practice here !!

Be a hiii fancy a coffee with a smile

Home made coffee?

Of course I’m well practiced there, plus only use strong intense brands

I like intense brands, they really wake me up

I’m loving this. It’s not at all cringe

Sorry didn’t realise you were Chief Inspector of the fun police "

Oh don’t get me wrong I’m not. I’ve just highlight my admiration for you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hi would you like me to get you some of my special vaccine?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Shall we combine our antibodies ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey baby, I’m still employed

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shall we combine our antibodies ?"

Yes, yes we shall

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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago

The South

I've had two pricks, now I'm ready for some more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, daddyo, is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is that a bottle of hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me ?

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Would you like your cock sucked?

I'm sure it will still work as well as it did pre covid.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Can’t I just pull my knickers down and bend over?

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By *heeky wiggles2020Man
over a year ago

near the seaside

I will make your thighs socially distance and wear your pussy like a mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I am hiding from Greenpeace, faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t I just pull my knickers down and bend over?

That was my plan too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your middle name summer? Because you’ll be coming soon

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Can’t I just pull my knickers down and bend over?

That was my plan too."

Probably work better for you

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

"Be honest, you're out of practise and it worries you ....

Rehearse here...... What's your line for Summer 2021 ?

You have lovely eyes, a bit like the Domino’s delivery guy’s.......it’s been a while

Say what? Is this meant to make sense?"

Total sense...my pizza delivery guy has lovely eyes and I like to watch his cute arse as he walks away too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t I just pull my knickers down and bend over?

That was my plan too.

Probably work better for you

Your bum is lovely, it'll be just as successfull for you!

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By *istyblue1967Man
over a year ago

manchester

make sure you sanitise first luv

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Can’t I just pull my knickers down and bend over?

That was my plan too.

Probably work better for you

Your bum is lovely, it'll be just as successfull for you!"

Thank you.... let’s hope so cause my face will scare people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think the women on Fab will need any chat up lines. Rabid men will be sending millions of messages once lockdown is lifted.

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By *all me FlikWoman
over a year ago

Galaxy Far Far Away

"I don’t think the women on Fab will need any chat up lines. Rabid men will be sending millions of messages once lockdown is lifted.

to be fair, that's already happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me sit on your face and glaze you like a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me sit on your face and glaze you like a donut

You got me won over

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

My approach is going to be going into a bar, going up to a fella and start with:

“Hello, is anyone sitting sitting here?” (As I point to his crotch)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform ?

Trust me I work for the government, bend over and let me inject you in the bottom with a very special vaccine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My approach is going to be going into a bar, going up to a fella and start with:

“Hello, is anyone sitting sitting here?” (As I point to his crotch)

To me response it taken but you can sit her (points to face)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

To be fair all of these ^^ would work on me

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hi, I've been vaccinated, FAF?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Let me sit on your face and glaze you like a donut

You got me won over "

A jam donut ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t think the women on Fab will need any chat up lines. Rabid men will be sending millions of messages once lockdown is lifted.

to be fair, that's already happening

Yes I’ve had lots this week asking to be in the queue

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