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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve always been fascinated by superstitions and their origins.

Some are ostensibly grounded in common sense such as, ‘It’s unlucky to cross on the stairs’ (it’s certainly SAFER not to for risk of knocking the other person down them).

Others are more obscure however and their inception is more difficult to ascertain; Itchy palms imply that one is coming into money; Itchy feet denote that one is about to embark on a long journey and finally an itchy anus likely spells that one has a particularly unwelcome thread worm infestation or else, a possible case of piles....

But seriously, can you list all those superstitions that you know of good folks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I’m half Indian so I know loads. Ones I never got..

If you sneeze once just before leaving the house, come back in and wait. 2 or more are ok.

If you eat directly out of a saucepan it’ll rain on your wedding day.

If you’ve got a cute baby, tie black thread around their wrists and ankles before going out to ward off the evil eye.

I have loads more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Itchy bum suprise to come I believe. And you can’t put new shoes on a table apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pick your nose you won’t go the party!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One up the bum no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat the crusts your hair will curl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One up the bum no harm done "

Touch ur toes up it goes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"God I’m half Indian so I know loads. Ones I never got..

If you sneeze once just before leaving the house, come back in and wait. 2 or more are ok.

If you eat directly out of a saucepan it’ll rain on your wedding day.

If you’ve got a cute baby, tie black thread around their wrists and ankles before going out to ward off the evil eye.

I have loads more "

Those are absolutely fascinating (and I’ve never previously come across them) - thank you!

I must admit that I am completely perplexed as to their possible logical origins.

Another superstition of Indian origin (I believe) is never to kick ones heels against a wall if sitting upon it, as doing so will cause the death of a loved one(!) Again, fascinating but I have never found the origin for it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"One up the bum no harm done

Touch ur toes up it goes "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Itchy bum suprise to come I believe. And you can’t put new shoes on a table apparently "

The surprise is when you inspect it and are rendered immediately aghast to find lots of little wriggly white worms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t put an umberella up indoors

Don’t show a baby those reflection in a mirror before they are christened

Don’t walk under a ladder

If u spill salt throw some over the left shoulder

If you drop a knife a strange man will knock at the door

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If you eat the crusts your hair will curl "

My mum used to tell me something similar but reversed it in order to coerce me to eat my crusts

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Magpies

Ladders

Salt

Left eye twitching

Right hand itching

Ears burning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God I’m half Indian so I know loads. Ones I never got..

If you sneeze once just before leaving the house, come back in and wait. 2 or more are ok.

If you eat directly out of a saucepan it’ll rain on your wedding day.

If you’ve got a cute baby, tie black thread around their wrists and ankles before going out to ward off the evil eye.

I have loads more

Those are absolutely fascinating (and I’ve never previously come across them) - thank you!

I must admit that I am completely perplexed as to their possible logical origins.

Another superstition of Indian origin (I believe) is never to kick ones heels against a wall if sitting upon it, as doing so will cause the death of a loved one(!) Again, fascinating but I have never found the origin for it "

Haven’t heard of that one...

If you’re going on a long journey, eat a bit of yoghurt as you leave the house for good luck.

Never stand on a book as it brings bad luck.

Receiving white flowers as a gift brings bad luck.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don’t put an umberella up indoors

Don’t show a baby those reflection in a mirror before they are christened

Don’t walk under a ladder

If u spill salt throw some over the left shoulder

If you drop a knife a strange man will knock at the door "

The ladder one I think is one of the more ‘sensible’ variety (a workman up it could conceivably drop a tool upon one’s noggin)

The last one: If you drop a knife, a policeman will likely knock on your door and promptly arrest you in accordance with Section 1 of the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 and section 139 of the Criminal Justice Act from 1988 which both expressly prohibit the carrying of an offensive weapon in a public place

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Magpies

Ladders

Salt

Left eye twitching

Right hand itching

Ears burning "

Ah yes! Ears burning denote that someone, somewhere is talking about you.

.....or alternatively, one is developing an ear infection and may require antibiotics

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Magpies

Ladders

Salt

Left eye twitching

Right hand itching

Ears burning

Ah yes! Ears burning denote that someone, somewhere is talking about you.

.....or alternatively, one is developing an ear infection and may require antibiotics "

And coughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you take a mirror and a hairdryer into the bath with you and spin around twice and quickly look into the mirror you will see a big blue spark and get a electric shock

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By *andlingswingersCouple
over a year ago

Woodbridge


"Itchy bum suprise to come I believe. And you can’t put new shoes on a table apparently "

You can't put shoes on the table full stop in our house!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"God I’m half Indian so I know loads. Ones I never got..

If you sneeze once just before leaving the house, come back in and wait. 2 or more are ok.

If you eat directly out of a saucepan it’ll rain on your wedding day.

If you’ve got a cute baby, tie black thread around their wrists and ankles before going out to ward off the evil eye.

I have loads more

Those are absolutely fascinating (and I’ve never previously come across them) - thank you!

I must admit that I am completely perplexed as to their possible logical origins.

Another superstition of Indian origin (I believe) is never to kick ones heels against a wall if sitting upon it, as doing so will cause the death of a loved one(!) Again, fascinating but I have never found the origin for it

Haven’t heard of that one...

If you’re going on a long journey, eat a bit of yoghurt as you leave the house for good luck.

Never stand on a book as it brings bad luck.

Receiving white flowers as a gift brings bad luck.

"

These are again, highly interesting and simultaneously seem to defy any logical explanation as to their origins.

The white flowers one: Whoops! I’ve sent out a few such bunches in the past

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If you take a mirror and a hairdryer into the bath with you and spin around twice and quickly look into the mirror you will see a big blue spark and get a electric shock "

And never get into a full bath with a hairdryer on....

Actually the mention of the mirror reminds me of the, ‘Bloody Mary’ urban myth (The film Candyman borrowed a similar gimmick)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv heard white flowers are a sign of death lillies I think, and white roses a sign of jealousy?

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Amsterdam

There are a lot of Swedish ones!

Never put keys on a table

If there are many red berries on the trees, it will be a snowy winter

Break a mirror, you get seven years of bad luck...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Itchy bum suprise to come I believe. And you can’t put new shoes on a table apparently "

Or he hasn't washed his hole

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Iv heard white flowers are a sign of death lillies I think, and white roses a sign of jealousy? "

Yes indeed; every colour rose is supposed have it’s own specific representation/connotation.

Similarly, depending upon which finger/s we so choose to adorn rings, has very specific separate meanings.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Black crows bad luck death

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bad luck to eat yellow snow

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's bad luck to eat yellow snow "

Eeew girl

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield


"One up the bum no harm done "
lol haha

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There are a lot of Swedish ones!

Never put keys on a table

If there are many red berries on the trees, it will be a snowy winter

Break a mirror, you get seven years of bad luck..."

The berries one is particularly interesting and may have some basis in reality; Certainly the health of plants and trees is often directly linked to the clemency of the elements in which it features.

The mirror one is a classic: The very specific number of seven years is particularly interesting as the same number appears in many similar instances and stories i.e The tradition in Ireland of a seventh son of a seventh son having great esoteric powers of healing for instance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Ears burning left for love right for spite

Itchy nose is a sign you are going to fight someone

Magpies one for sorrow, two for joy

Seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror

Itchy left palm money is coming to you

Breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck

Leaving a pair of new shoes on the table is bad luck

I could go on I’m Irish we have lots of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's bad luck to eat yellow snow

Eeew girl "

It's TRUE though

It's bad luck and bad breath

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Black crows bad luck death "

A gathering of crows is even termed, ‘A murder’ of crows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont shit on your own doorstep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t swallow your chewy wrapped round your insides ??

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's bad luck to eat yellow snow "

I know, it tastes really salty. Better of sticking with the white stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put old tea bag on a sty

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more "

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Ears burning left for love right for spite

Itchy nose is a sign you are going to fight someone

Magpies one for sorrow, two for joy

Seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror

Itchy left palm money is coming to you

Breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck

Leaving a pair of new shoes on the table is bad luck

I could go on I’m Irish we have lots of them "

I love the itchy nose one (although does it also prognosticate that one is going to lose after sustaining a heavy blow to ones hooter?)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"dont shit on your own doorstep"

I so wish my pooch understood this one.....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don’t swallow your chewy wrapped round your insides ??"

I was told this as a child to It’s of course nonsense, as although gum may be harder for the stomach to digest, it is expelled naturally down the usual chute....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's bad luck to eat yellow snow

I know, it tastes really salty. Better of sticking with the white stuff "

The old wife's poem

If you see a friend

That's got stuck in the snow

Be a good friend

Find brown snow and begin to throw

.

If it hits them in the face

And they get angry at you

Just remember to remind them

Your sending your love with frozen dog poo

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put old tea bag on a sty "

I’ve never heard that one.

I have however heard that old tea bags (or at least the used tea leaves) are actually beneficial to the soil thus why some gardeners still carry out the practice to this day

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It's bad luck to eat yellow snow

I know, it tastes really salty. Better of sticking with the white stuff

The old wife's poem

If you see a friend

That's got stuck in the snow

Be a good friend

Find brown snow and begin to throw

.

If it hits them in the face

And they get angry at you

Just remember to remind them

Your sending your love with frozen dog poo

"

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Ears burning left for love right for spite

Itchy nose is a sign you are going to fight someone

Magpies one for sorrow, two for joy

Seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror

Itchy left palm money is coming to you

Breaking a mirror is seven years bad luck

Leaving a pair of new shoes on the table is bad luck

I could go on I’m Irish we have lots of them

I love the itchy nose one (although does it also prognosticate that one is going to lose after sustaining a heavy blow to ones hooter?) "

Iv no idea

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"It's bad luck to eat yellow snow

Eeew girl

It's TRUE though

It's bad luck and bad breath "

Glad I have never tried x

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Dont look back.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Apparently it’s 7 years bad luck for not sucking the cock of someone who messages you

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Apparently it’s 7 years bad luck for not sucking the cock of someone who messages you "

Lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hear the music from the ice cream truck it means it’s sold out

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Apparently it’s 7 years bad luck for not sucking the cock of someone who messages you

Lies"

Answer my messages

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Apparently it’s 7 years bad luck for not sucking the cock of someone who messages you

Lies

Answer my messages "

Cant it's bad luck

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Dont look back."

This one may have a dual meaning; obviously it implies to look forward as opposed to dwelling in ones past but it also holds Biblical connotations, namely the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in which Lot’s wife (being typically nosey) decides to have a ganders at the heaven sent cataclysm unfolding behind them as they flee the city.

She is subsequently turned into a pillar of salt for her efforts (that’ll teach her!)

At any rate, to always look forward is particularly said to stem from this also

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Apparently it’s 7 years bad luck for not sucking the cock of someone who messages you "

Amen! This is entirely true (take note everyone)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Dont look back.

This one may have a dual meaning; obviously it implies to look forward as opposed to dwelling in ones past but it also holds Biblical connotations, namely the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in which Lot’s wife (being typically nosey) decides to have a ganders at the heaven sent cataclysm unfolding behind them as they flee the city.

She is subsequently turned into a pillar of salt for her efforts (that’ll teach her!)

At any rate, to always look forward is particularly said to stem from this also "

Clever dick x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"When you hear the music from the ice cream truck it means it’s sold out "

A cruel saying from parents who do not wish to part with their cash

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Dont look back.

This one may have a dual meaning; obviously it implies to look forward as opposed to dwelling in ones past but it also holds Biblical connotations, namely the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in which Lot’s wife (being typically nosey) decides to have a ganders at the heaven sent cataclysm unfolding behind them as they flee the city.

She is subsequently turned into a pillar of salt for her efforts (that’ll teach her!)

At any rate, to always look forward is particularly said to stem from this also

Clever dick x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you hear the music from the ice cream truck it means it’s sold out

A cruel saying from parents who do not wish to part with their cash "

Tell me about it so harsh

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By *urious786Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sneezing immediately after saying something means it’s true

Giving an empty purse as a gift will give bad luck- put a silver penny in for good luck

Putting up an umbrella indoors will bring bad luck

Hanging a horseshoe upside down will bring bad luck

Having water(or picture of) in the hole will bring prosperity to the house

If your front door step is higher than your back door step all good fortune will wash out the house- they should be level to encourage good fortune

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Don’t put an umberella up indoors

Don’t show a baby those reflection in a mirror before they are christened

Don’t walk under a ladder

If u spill salt throw some over the left shoulder

If you drop a knife a strange man will knock at the door

The ladder one I think is one of the more ‘sensible’ variety (a workman up it could conceivably drop a tool upon one’s noggin)

The last one: If you drop a knife, a policeman will likely knock on your door and promptly arrest you in accordance with Section 1 of the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 and section 139 of the Criminal Justice Act from 1988 which both expressly prohibit the carrying of an offensive weapon in a public place "

But, surely, if a police officer knocks on your door, then you're not in a public place!!!

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

There are loads associated with fishing.

It was bad luck for women to go watch the boat leave. The men always said goodbye at home.

You never did your washing on sailing day again it brought bad luck to the ship.

It was unlucky to have a women on board ship.

Women whistling was also bad luck....said to be whistling up the devil I believe.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sneezing immediately after saying something means it’s true

Giving an empty purse as a gift will give bad luck- put a silver penny in for good luck

Putting up an umbrella indoors will bring bad luck

Hanging a horseshoe upside down will bring bad luck

Having water(or picture of) in the hole will bring prosperity to the house

If your front door step is higher than your back door step all good fortune will wash out the house- they should be level to encourage good fortune "

They’re some great ones

The horseshoe one’s origin apparently dates way back to the eighth century Chaldeans who believed that a crescent shape represented the moon goddess. Hanging such a symbol in turn, was believed to protect against the curse of the ‘evil eye’.

Of course later, the utilisation of a horseshoe, hung pointing upwards was said to fill with luck (a bit like a health meter in a video game)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Don’t put an umberella up indoors

Don’t show a baby those reflection in a mirror before they are christened

Don’t walk under a ladder

If u spill salt throw some over the left shoulder

If you drop a knife a strange man will knock at the door

The ladder one I think is one of the more ‘sensible’ variety (a workman up it could conceivably drop a tool upon one’s noggin)

The last one: If you drop a knife, a policeman will likely knock on your door and promptly arrest you in accordance with Section 1 of the Prevention of Crime Act 1953 and section 139 of the Criminal Justice Act from 1988 which both expressly prohibit the carrying of an offensive weapon in a public place

But, surely, if a police officer knocks on your door, then you're not in a public place!!! "

A good point

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There are loads associated with fishing.

It was bad luck for women to go watch the boat leave. The men always said goodbye at home.

You never did your washing on sailing day again it brought bad luck to the ship.

It was unlucky to have a women on board ship.

Women whistling was also bad luck....said to be whistling up the devil I believe.

"

Seafarers and fishermen have a long and very interesting history of superstitions.

These are said to stem from the plethora of dangers associated with being on and indeed, at the mercy of the mighty ocean.

No women on board though?

The whistling woman one reminds me of a very funny old, traditional rhyme:

‘A whistling woman (sometimes ‘maid’) and crowing hen is neither fit for God nor men.’

Not in the least bit sexist.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Have you heard the one where you

........

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Have you heard the one where you

........"

.......it just flew past me

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Have you heard the one where you

........

.......it just flew past me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeting my ex bf

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky "

Muck for luck x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky

Muck for luck x"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky

Muck for luck x

"

Ya mucky pup x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky "

What does it mean if you get dog shit on your hands/gloves when using a manual wheelchair? Left or right hand.....

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

What a brilliant thread

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky

What does it mean if you get dog shit on your hands/gloves when using a manual wheelchair? Left or right hand..... "

The French sadly never specified that one - but I’ll wager that dog shit on either or indeed, both hands is universally pretty shitty luck

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What a brilliant thread "

Thank you x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky

What does it mean if you get dog shit on your hands/gloves when using a manual wheelchair? Left or right hand.....

The French sadly never specified that one - but I’ll wager that dog shit on either or indeed, both hands is universally pretty shitty luck "

So it doesn't mean I'm specially blessed?! Or wonderfully special?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s an interesting one: It is traditionally said that if one pulls out a grey hair from ones head then much like the Hydra of Greek myth, TWO more will appear in its place.

Good people - take no chances; remember: cut them - don’t pluck them

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Here’s an absolutely fascinating one from France:

Inadvertently stepping in dog shit with one’s right foot is considered to incite bad fortune.

Conversely however, treading in dog shit with ones left foot will evoke fortuity upon oneself.

There is a similarly shitty themed belief here that if one is shat upon by a bird (of the avian kind) then good luck shall inevitably follow.

Maybe I’m just old fashioned but I neither enjoy standing in nor being shat upon and consider both as pretty bloody unlucky

What does it mean if you get dog shit on your hands/gloves when using a manual wheelchair? Left or right hand.....

The French sadly never specified that one - but I’ll wager that dog shit on either or indeed, both hands is universally pretty shitty luck

So it doesn't mean I'm specially blessed?! Or wonderfully special? "

Of course you are (but now with unwanted, added shit on your hands)

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over a year ago


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck "

Ooh my inner pagan coming out. I need to knock more wood and nudge the luck in my favour a bit then

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It was commonly held that one could determine the sex of an unborn baby via sprinkling salt over a pregnant woman’s head while she was sleeping(!!)

Yes - this was an awesome science for sure!

It gets better though for when upon waking up, if the first name the mother uttered was a man’s name then the baby would surely be a boy, whereas if a women’s name was called it would doubtless be a girl.

Try it yer selves folks

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over a year ago


"Put old tea bag on a sty

I’ve never heard that one.

I have however heard that old tea bags (or at least the used tea leaves) are actually beneficial to the soil thus why some gardeners still carry out the practice to this day "

I always use cold black tea for all simple animal eye problems, or my own. Works a treat.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck

Ooh my inner pagan coming out. I need to knock more wood and nudge the luck in my favour a bit then "

I have wood!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put old tea bag on a sty

I’ve never heard that one.

I have however heard that old tea bags (or at least the used tea leaves) are actually beneficial to the soil thus why some gardeners still carry out the practice to this day

I always use cold black tea for all simple animal eye problems, or my own. Works a treat. "

Absolutely - tea has verified, positive effects upon a myriad of ailments (just not with sugar and milk)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

In Ancient Britain, women carried acorns in their pockets which they maintained helped them to to stay looking young.

Oil of Olay now with added Acorn infusion - out next Christmas!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Put old tea bag on a sty

I’ve never heard that one.

I have however heard that old tea bags (or at least the used tea leaves) are actually beneficial to the soil thus why some gardeners still carry out the practice to this day

I always use cold black tea for all simple animal eye problems, or my own. Works a treat.

Absolutely - tea has verified, positive effects upon a myriad of ailments (just not with sugar and milk) "

Green tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck

Ooh my inner pagan coming out. I need to knock more wood and nudge the luck in my favour a bit then

I have wood! "

Can I knock you up

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put old tea bag on a sty

I’ve never heard that one.

I have however heard that old tea bags (or at least the used tea leaves) are actually beneficial to the soil thus why some gardeners still carry out the practice to this day

I always use cold black tea for all simple animal eye problems, or my own. Works a treat.

Absolutely - tea has verified, positive effects upon a myriad of ailments (just not with sugar and milk)

Green tea "

I have some PG Tips in the cupboard.....I wonder, if I rub a tea bag over my body, will I develop super powers?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck

Ooh my inner pagan coming out. I need to knock more wood and nudge the luck in my favour a bit then

I have wood!

Can I knock you up "

Yes indeedy! Grab a hold of it and knock one out....er....I mean up

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Here’s another intriguing one from Ireland:

Apparently it brings good luck to a marriage to throw an old shoe or boot after one or both of the members of the happy couple, either on the morning of the wedding or after the ceremony.

I am sadly unsure of the specifics as regarding throwing it either ‘after them’ or directly ‘at them.’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossing on the stairs and new shoes on the table bad luck

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck "

The Elder tree contains the frozen soul of a witch - if you take anything from the tree you should leave an offering as appeasement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you keep playing with it

It will drop off !!!!!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?) "

Bit like the Irish one that whiskey will grow hair on your chest tis why I never drink it neat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?)

Bit like the Irish one that whiskey will grow hair on your chest tis why I never drink it neat "

And it would need to be a large whiskey xxxxxx

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Crossing on the stairs and new shoes on the table bad luck "

It seems that there are many negative associations regarding shoes in folklore and subsequent superstitions surrounding them.

For instance, in the acting profession (where superstition is traditionally fairly prevalent) to have shoes atop a table in the dressing room is to guarantee a poor evenings performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take pregnant lady's wedding ring and hold it above her bump from a thread, if it turns clockwise it's a boy, anticlockwise a girl

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Touch wood if you dont want to jinx something you've just said. Dont walk over three drain covers (no idea why) Umm salute the single magpie, all ones I am forever cursed to carry out. Sure there are more

Touching wood to avoid ill fortune has a fascinating history;

It stems comes from the ancient pagan belief that fairies and spirits lived in trees and in by turn, in the actual wood. It was a common practice therefore of the time, to knock on wood (such as a tree) in order to ask to be bestowed luck

The Elder tree contains the frozen soul of a witch - if you take anything from the tree you should leave an offering as appeasement. "

Trees have a whole ‘subdivision’ unto themselves where superstitions and folklore takes are concerned. The Yew tree by way of example, has a veritable wealth of connotations with Druidic and Wiccan practices

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If you keep playing with it

It will drop off !!!!!"

I can proclaim with confidence, that this one is not true (thankfully!!!)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?)

Bit like the Irish one that whiskey will grow hair on your chest tis why I never drink it neat "

I on the other hand have such a yak like hairy chest (if I don’t shave it) that I must have surely bathed in the stuff as a kid

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?)

Bit like the Irish one that whiskey will grow hair on your chest tis why I never drink it neat

And it would need to be a large whiskey xxxxxx"

I have been known to have a few large ones

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?)

Bit like the Irish one that whiskey will grow hair on your chest tis why I never drink it neat

I on the other hand have such a yak like hairy chest (if I don’t shave it) that I must have surely bathed in the stuff as a kid "

I think eating your crusts has the same effect on boys anyway it gives girls curls

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Take pregnant lady's wedding ring and hold it above her bump from a thread, if it turns clockwise it's a boy, anticlockwise a girl"

This one is particularly intriguing as it illustrates the art of pendulum divination, which has also been employed in a myriad of other ventures and undertakings; everything in fact from locating underwater streams, archeological sites and even land mines in Vietnam wherein some soldiers apparently swore by its efficacy.

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By *SATCMan
over a year ago

Essex

Good morning, Mr Magpie, how are Mrs Magpie and all the other little magpies?’

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Put old tea bag on a sty "

In theory it true and works, if it's just been used the heat will help unblock it...

Work in optics so eyes are my thing sort of

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By *irebird567Woman
over a year ago

near by

My gran had loads of these wee superstitions, don't whistle, ull whistle up the wind-ull make stormy weather

Shoes on a table or bed were bad luck-prob only to keep dirt off beds an tables

If u dropped a knife/fork/spoon ud have a male/female/child visitor

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

In ancient Egypt women believed that mixing crocodile shit with sour milk and inserting it into their vagina worked as a contraceptive.

Think it's pretty safe to assume that cunnilingus wasn't a hugely popular activity in ancient Egypt...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"In ancient Egypt women believed that mixing crocodile shit with sour milk and inserting it into their vagina worked as a contraceptive.

Think it's pretty safe to assume that cunnilingus wasn't a hugely popular activity in ancient Egypt... "

It'd have been a fucking strong little spermatozoan that reached that finishing post!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Africa has a wonderful history of rich superstitions.

By way of one example, women are encouraged not to eat goat meat, due to the belief that it will cause them to grow a beard(!!!) (and join the cast of The Greatest Showman...?)

Bit like the Irish one that whiskey will grow hair on your chest tis why I never drink it neat

I on the other hand have such a yak like hairy chest (if I don’t shave it) that I must have surely bathed in the stuff as a kid

I think eating your crusts has the same effect on boys anyway it gives girls curls "

I grew up on crusts soaked in Whiskey

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Good morning, Mr Magpie, how are Mrs Magpie and all the other little magpies?’"

Here’s a bit of celeb gossip to do with Magpies.

The late, great Bruce Forsyth was apparently very superstitious regarding the said birds and was even reported to be reluctant to leave the house if he only saw one (one for sorrow)

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"

The Elder tree contains the frozen soul of a witch - if you take anything from the tree you should leave an offering as appeasement.

Trees have a whole ‘subdivision’ unto themselves where superstitions and folklore takes are concerned. The Yew tree by way of example, has a veritable wealth of connotations with Druidic and Wiccan practices "

Yew trees are an odd one.

Often found in cemeteries they are said to symbolise life (being evergreen) but most parts of the plant are very poisonous if ingested.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If you go out with wet hair then you will catch a cold. Now scientifically proven..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put old tea bag on a sty

In theory it true and works, if it's just been used the heat will help unblock it...

Work in optics so eyes are my thing sort of "

The windows to the soul.....through a tea bag

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"In ancient Egypt women believed that mixing crocodile shit with sour milk and inserting it into their vagina worked as a contraceptive.

Think it's pretty safe to assume that cunnilingus wasn't a hugely popular activity in ancient Egypt...

It'd have been a fucking strong little spermatozoan that reached that finishing post!"

Yeah just a bit...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Put old tea bag on a sty

In theory it true and works, if it's just been used the heat will help unblock it...

Work in optics so eyes are my thing sort of

The windows to the soul.....through a tea bag "

I love a good teabag

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My gran had loads of these wee superstitions, don't whistle, ull whistle up the wind-ull make stormy weather

Shoes on a table or bed were bad luck-prob only to keep dirt off beds an tables

If u dropped a knife/fork/spoon ud have a male/female/child visitor

"

The shoes on a table one may also be linked to the old tradition of laying them on the table to mark a persons passing.....probably as a result of previously laying their shoes upon the table

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"In ancient Egypt women believed that mixing crocodile shit with sour milk and inserting it into their vagina worked as a contraceptive.

Think it's pretty safe to assume that cunnilingus wasn't a hugely popular activity in ancient Egypt... "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Put old tea bag on a sty

In theory it true and works, if it's just been used the heat will help unblock it...

Work in optics so eyes are my thing sort of

The windows to the soul.....through a tea bag

I love a good teabag "

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?"

More likely a lab I’ll wager. Hopefully, accidentally.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?

More likely a lab I’ll wager. Hopefully, accidentally..... "

Ohhhhhhhh please. Don't. Just. Don't.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It has been scientifically observed that many viruses come from the sky and outer space

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?

More likely a lab I’ll wager. Hopefully, accidentally.....

Ohhhhhhhh please. Don't. Just. Don't. "

I heard one conspiracy that it was released by the reptilian overlords

But seriously, talking of reptiles in the context of superstitions, in South Africa, Tortoises are traditionally highly treasured because it is believed that keeping one as a pet increases one’s wealth.

Right.....I’m getting me one

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"It has been scientifically observed that many viruses come from the sky and outer space"

According to some scientists, the inception of all life on Earth may have originated from deep space via microbes in the tail of a comet.

It’s a fascinating notion

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left itchy hand losing money, right itchy hand receiving money

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?

More likely a lab I’ll wager. Hopefully, accidentally.....

Ohhhhhhhh please. Don't. Just. Don't.

I heard one conspiracy that it was released by the reptilian overlords

But seriously, talking of reptiles in the context of superstitions, in South Africa, Tortoises are traditionally highly treasured because it is believed that keeping one as a pet increases one’s wealth.

Right.....I’m getting me one "

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?

More likely a lab I’ll wager. Hopefully, accidentally.....

Ohhhhhhhh please. Don't. Just. Don't.

I heard one conspiracy that it was released by the reptilian overlords

But seriously, talking of reptiles in the context of superstitions, in South Africa, Tortoises are traditionally highly treasured because it is believed that keeping one as a pet increases one’s wealth.

Right.....I’m getting me one

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks? "

See above.. they do..

Many viruses come from outer space.. I repeat...why not Corona?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona"

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love this thread. Need to google lots of things now.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Left itchy hand losing money, right itchy hand receiving money "

Damn.....my right hand is a bit tingly now you mention it.....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows "

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This came about from research into an old wives tale about going out with wet hair and catching a cold.. the viruses from the atmosphere stick to the wet hair..

Viruses come from outer space and no bat A found yet..

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks? "

Yep.

The best way to disable a shark or crocodile is to reach into its mouth and grab it's tonsils...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html"

In your limited opinion..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks?

Yep.

The best way to disable a shark or crocodile is to reach into its mouth and grab it's tonsils... "

I want to know the role of spiders. And fridges too

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Does anyone think that Covid 19 may have come from outer space ?

More likely a lab I’ll wager. Hopefully, accidentally.....

Ohhhhhhhh please. Don't. Just. Don't.

I heard one conspiracy that it was released by the reptilian overlords

But seriously, talking of reptiles in the context of superstitions, in South Africa, Tortoises are traditionally highly treasured because it is believed that keeping one as a pet increases one’s wealth.

Right.....I’m getting me one

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks? "

Of course

Many sea surfers in Africa advise against using yellow boards which they have nicknamed as, ‘Yum Yum Yellow‘ to denote the seeming correlation between going out with the said colour boards and an increase in shark attacks.

However, this might prove to hold far more scientific validity than a mere superstition as it is somewhat backed up by marine biologists also who do note that some species of shark do seem to be attracted more to certain bright colours

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

In your limited opinion.. "

Tom, I have a degree in microbiology. I studied virology as part of my degree. But what the fuck do I know. I defer to your degree in "absolute codswallop" from the University of Australia (South African campus)

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks?

Yep.

The best way to disable a shark or crocodile is to reach into its mouth and grab it's tonsils...

I want to know the role of spiders. And fridges too "

Well if all else fails then try to undermine the messenger..

You will be burning my books next..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I do love this thread. Need to google lots of things now. "

He he - Here’s a great one: A native African superstition states that opening and closing a pair of scissors during a wedding ceremony would cause the groom to become impotent(!!!!)

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html"

That’s very interesting reading

....A bit worrying to!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

In your limited opinion..

Tom, I have a degree in microbiology. I studied virology as part of my degree. But what the fuck do I know. I defer to your degree in "absolute codswallop" from the University of Australia (South African campus) "

Don't let my perceived lack of wisdom stand in the way of your ego..

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks?

Yep.

The best way to disable a shark or crocodile is to reach into its mouth and grab it's tonsils...

I want to know the role of spiders. And fridges too "

The ubiquitous dream catcher is based on a spiders web (true).

In the 1970s some fridges were believed to be faulty because they sounded like they were singing "Stayin' Alive".

Turns out they weren't faulty, it was just the chive talking... (not quite true).

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"

Any superstitions relating to crocodiles? Or sharks?

Yep.

The best way to disable a shark or crocodile is to reach into its mouth and grab it's tonsils...

I want to know the role of spiders. And fridges too

The ubiquitous dream catcher is based on a spiders web (true).

In the 1970s some fridges were believed to be faulty because they sounded like they were singing "Stayin' Alive".

Turns out they weren't faulty, it was just the chive talking... (not quite true).

"

‘How deep is your freeze?’

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

That’s very interesting reading

....A bit worrying to! "

Why worrying?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

That’s very interesting reading

....A bit worrying to!

Why worrying? "

Could I catch a cold from Ivan who lives in Russia?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

That’s very interesting reading

....A bit worrying to!

Why worrying?

Could I catch a cold from Ivan who lives in Russia? "

Is that better or worse than catching it off Ethel in Tesco?!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

In your limited opinion..

Tom, I have a degree in microbiology. I studied virology as part of my degree. But what the fuck do I know. I defer to your degree in "absolute codswallop" from the University of Australia (South African campus) "

So you have a degree.. and only part of it in virology..

A degree, not a Masters, not a Doctorate.. a plain old Degree..

We are saved..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I am serious.. many viruses drift to earth from space.. why not corona

It’s certainly a possibility; A scientific study by Spanish scientists did reveal that we are bombarded by viruses from space every day (Looking up the figure, it was estimated that 800 million viruses fall onto every square meter of our planet per day)

Obviously the vast, vast majority are harmless to us as humans and we have over thousands of years as a species, we have built up a healthy immunity but every now and then......well.....who knows

They're not from outer space. They are viruses from the surface of the earth which are blown up into the atmosphere and buffeted around the globe on the prevailing winds.

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/13/science/virosphere-evolution.html

That’s very interesting reading

....A bit worrying to!

Why worrying?

Could I catch a cold from Ivan who lives in Russia?

Is that better or worse than catching it off Ethel in Tesco?! "

I think Ethel gave it to Ivan in the first place; Typhoid Mary has nothing on our Ethel

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

"

This is a wholly commercial one. It originated at the end of the 19th century from vineyard owners in the Alicante area who had a surplus grapes to shift. It became embedded and is now considered a traditional, but it's a) pretty recent (in the grand scheme) and b) absolutely nothing to do with luck (suerte) and everything to do with enterprising salesmen selling you things you don't need

An absolutely classic example of marketing

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

This is a wholly commercial one. It originated at the end of the 19th century from vineyard owners in the Alicante area who had a surplus grapes to shift. It became embedded and is now considered a traditional, but it's a) pretty recent (in the grand scheme) and b) absolutely nothing to do with luck (suerte) and everything to do with enterprising salesmen selling you things you don't need

An absolutely classic example of marketing "

Ahhhh those crafty devils! That reminds me a few years back when Heinz announced that they were going to discontinue their Salad Cream due to falling sales.

Of course, everyone rushed out and purchased it en mass after the announcement...and Heinz were very happy indeed

I do so love it myself. With salad. With peanut butter in sandwiches. In tea....

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

This is a wholly commercial one. It originated at the end of the 19th century from vineyard owners in the Alicante area who had a surplus grapes to shift. It became embedded and is now considered a traditional, but it's a) pretty recent (in the grand scheme) and b) absolutely nothing to do with luck (suerte) and everything to do with enterprising salesmen selling you things you don't need

An absolutely classic example of marketing

Ahhhh those crafty devils! That reminds me a few years back when Heinz announced that they were going to discontinue their Salad Cream due to falling sales.

Of course, everyone rushed out and purchased it en mass after the announcement...and Heinz were very happy indeed

I do so love it myself. With salad. With peanut butter in sandwiches. In tea.... "

That last little bit....... Until you uttered that, I was rather fond of you

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Did you know a 'myth' is actually a female moth?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

This is a wholly commercial one. It originated at the end of the 19th century from vineyard owners in the Alicante area who had a surplus grapes to shift. It became embedded and is now considered a traditional, but it's a) pretty recent (in the grand scheme) and b) absolutely nothing to do with luck (suerte) and everything to do with enterprising salesmen selling you things you don't need

An absolutely classic example of marketing

Ahhhh those crafty devils! That reminds me a few years back when Heinz announced that they were going to discontinue their Salad Cream due to falling sales.

Of course, everyone rushed out and purchased it en mass after the announcement...and Heinz were very happy indeed

I do so love it myself. With salad. With peanut butter in sandwiches. In tea....

That last little bit....... Until you uttered that, I was rather fond of you "

Have I mentioned my Marmite fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Ireland you don't cut down a fairy tree or fairy ring.

Basically a tree alone in a field or a ring if trees

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

This is a wholly commercial one. It originated at the end of the 19th century from vineyard owners in the Alicante area who had a surplus grapes to shift. It became embedded and is now considered a traditional, but it's a) pretty recent (in the grand scheme) and b) absolutely nothing to do with luck (suerte) and everything to do with enterprising salesmen selling you things you don't need

An absolutely classic example of marketing

Ahhhh those crafty devils! That reminds me a few years back when Heinz announced that they were going to discontinue their Salad Cream due to falling sales.

Of course, everyone rushed out and purchased it en mass after the announcement...and Heinz were very happy indeed

I do so love it myself. With salad. With peanut butter in sandwiches. In tea....

That last little bit....... Until you uttered that, I was rather fond of you

Have I mentioned my Marmite fetish? "

Oh, now yeast I can cope with

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Did you know a 'myth' is actually a female moth? "

I didn’t know that

Funny things moths....why do they always manage to fly clumsily into ones face in the night? Daddy Long Legs to.

Good god chaps, get some night vision Google’s on!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"In Ireland you don't cut down a fairy tree or fairy ring.

Basically a tree alone in a field or a ring if trees"

Fairy folklore is especially fascinating and not all of them were of the pleasant, Tinkerbell variety.

See ‘Pookas’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Bad news: Obviously, the usual New Year celebrations are off this year

Good news however: It’s time therefore perhaps to adopt an old Spanish superstition, namely to eat 12 grapes on New Year's Eve in order to ensure good luck for the coming twelve months

This is a wholly commercial one. It originated at the end of the 19th century from vineyard owners in the Alicante area who had a surplus grapes to shift. It became embedded and is now considered a traditional, but it's a) pretty recent (in the grand scheme) and b) absolutely nothing to do with luck (suerte) and everything to do with enterprising salesmen selling you things you don't need

An absolutely classic example of marketing

Ahhhh those crafty devils! That reminds me a few years back when Heinz announced that they were going to discontinue their Salad Cream due to falling sales.

Of course, everyone rushed out and purchased it en mass after the announcement...and Heinz were very happy indeed

I do so love it myself. With salad. With peanut butter in sandwiches. In tea....

That last little bit....... Until you uttered that, I was rather fond of you

Have I mentioned my Marmite fetish?

Oh, now yeast I can cope with "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy's and nymphs are protected as endangered species in Iceland

Not the nymphs on here haha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

When he farts and blames the mole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Never eat yellow snow”....oh ok then cheers, I often eat snow FFS!

Never gift a purse or wallet without putting money in it first ??

See an ambulance and you have to “touch your knee and touch your toe” ??

When walking on the pavement don’t walk on the cracks or you’ll have a black baby!!! Seriously where did that weird one come from......

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Fairy's and nymphs are protected as endangered species in Iceland

Not the nymphs on here haha"

They're a dangerous species...

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"When he farts and blames the mole "

I always blame my pooch.

Mind you, she is more often than not guilty of the heinous smell

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"“Never eat yellow snow”....oh ok then cheers, I often eat snow FFS!

Never gift a purse or wallet without putting money in it first ??

See an ambulance and you have to “touch your knee and touch your toe” ??

When walking on the pavement don’t walk on the cracks or you’ll have a black baby!!! Seriously where did that weird one come from...... "

I’ve never previously heard of the ambulance one but am now having visions of onlookers performing the ‘Heads, shoulders, knees and toes’ routine as the ambulance whizzes past with the siren going

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont shit on your own doorstep

I so wish my pooch understood this one..... "

think my pooch ought to understand it as well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I havent read the whole thread but one thing i never do is put red and white flowers together without another colour. It signifies blood and bandages

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"I havent read the whole thread but one thing i never do is put red and white flowers together without another colour. It signifies blood and bandages"

Not heard that one but I get the imagery..

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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